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Gravitational Pull

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@OldGoat I wonder if "Spite" would have made it to Station? :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvK8EFJQzw

Leak

Hmph. Can't have an opinion here,....breast's are fun to play with,.......

Darnel D Cooper

It occurs to me that if she really wanted to, Liz could just buy a bigger rack. People do.

Carl Fink

When I was single her personality was way more important than the boobs. They were up there of course, but if I can't stand her then looks will never overcome that. 34 years later I'm still with my wife even though she has lost one of her boobs. Personality for the win!

George Wilson

The ass and the sass

Larry

I mean, the boobs are pretty good, too

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Boob gang!

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Oh, I know that. But here it's so blatant, even for Liz.

ValdVin

By their own admission, Bubbles is both the brains and the brawn, Faye just has the sparkling personality (Bubbles does not sparkle) :D

Sean Brannon

Boobs are best!

BigBoats

I wonder if Bubbles and Claire have discussed their shared appreciation for shoulders. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2367

Lucas Werkmeister

if you think Liz is straight, I've got a parcel of swampland in FL to sell you.

Joe

@Emma Humphries Points for working model rocketry into QC. I think Station would approve.

OldGoat

boobs in general are very nice. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

The boobs and the personality.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

My theory is that Yay has done their disappearing act but it doesn't actually work on The Director, who may indeed not even understand that they were trying to hide, and once they have calmed down about being forcibly befriended by a huge AI jellyfish, they can return sheepishly to their friends and their wife (Roko) and stop being silly. They are, after all, only two years old.

Stephen Wells

Let's not forget the eyebrows.

Comics Ladybird

Yes: in other times Bubbles would have been quite upset when attracting stares, so I can only imagine her reaction being pointed at then. It's a good thing for Liz that Bubbles is way past that these days.

Comics Ladybird

In Bubbles' "anatomy" comic it mentioned that she secretly wanted an undercut, but I'm not sure we ever saw that?

enchantedsleeper

Liz: "I THINK I MIGHT SECRETLY ENJOY DANCING!" https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5274 Which was like, a day ago in-comic but was more than 120 strips ago for us. Woof.

enchantedsleeper

I think Ayo would be down with anyone. When did they dance at a party?

SilverbackRon

I have a friend that got a *reduction* down to a J cup. And another friend that just had them increased in size… again…somewhere past L, I think? Anyway, as a member of the male gender, I was coming to here to say that I believe that breast reduction surgery shouldn’t be considered a “cosmetic” procedure. For the health and well being of all women, it should be done free for those seeking it. I can’t imaging going through life carrying two toddlers strapped to my chest.

William Karr

@Carl: same here!

Hugh Eckert

If I was a compatible age, I would...

Hugh Eckert

Now I'm imagining Liz's reaction to the proprietor. And giggling.

Hugh Eckert

Or all boobs.

Hugh Eckert

Don't worry, this problem came out of Cubetown and Claire only just found out about it. Now she will dig in and fix that entire situation, because she is relentless and unstoppable. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4986

BookBeard

The only pear shape Bubbles is concerned with right now is Faye* *Faye is a top-heavy pear, but I had to make the joke

enchantedsleeper

Moray: "I double as a push-up bra!"

enchantedsleeper

Front-facing Liz returns

enchantedsleeper

still waiting on Yay 😥

Vinicius de Moraes

it's ok Liz, some of us like smaller boobs. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Maurice, men can get cooper's droop, but also! https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326570 Sorry.

allanfranta

And they would do wide spread property damage for that booty https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3751

allanfranta

Had the same thought

Thomas Malone

That's a DEEP cut, ValdVin!

William Cole

Poor Liz. How much has she missed out on trying to get her genius mojo back?

Summer

I was thinking of a classic Elton John mondegreen "She's got electric boobs, her mom has too!" https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/mondegreen.html

Mark

I was just riffing, please don't take it too seriously

Uniquitous

Suspicions confirmed

Uniquitous

Curiously, for Bubbles it's apparently "strength, beauty, grace, dat butt" and not the boobs. To each their own :)

Stephen Wells

Ooh, I wonder if Liz can team up with Jamie over at GWS.

ValdVin

Doesn't a certain subset of us view all boobs as "looking great and causing gravitational lensing"?

ValdVin

But the peaches are not ripe. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=355

ValdVin

Liz face in the third panel is my new favourite thing

George

Assuming I was also an age appropriate character then yes. absolutely.

SilverbackRon

I think Yay is fine, they're just at one of their hideouts playing Robotron 2048 on a vintage arcade machine.

PostRetroism

Or a downscaled one since Liz is short. I guess that would be 1/2A powered?

PostRetroism

That's lovers' talk. If you follow the history of the relationship, their love built up slowly and was obvious to everyone around them before either would accept it themselves.

Chas Simmons

Hard Same.

SilverbackRon

Agreed. Not every person thinks bigger = better.

SilverbackRon

Tbh they look smaller in that profile than they appear in the other panels.

Nulgar

Literally this was my thought

lazymagpie

Something something Georgia Peaches

Gamera

So so so many of my friends have horrible back problems from their breasts. Do you think you could get a reduction? Because like, oof ouch ow your poor spine!

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Bisexual fury haha

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Liz doesn't entirely know what she wants, but she WANTS.

Stephen Wells

Eh, as the owner of L-cups, I don't think having giant tits is all that great. It's impossible to find a bra that fits (to say nothing of a binder; nonbinary person here) but not wearing a bra is even more uncomfortable. Forget wearing anything strapless, backless, or with buttons. I was 20 the first time I threw out my back, and at 35 I have two slipped discs. Guys treat the rest of you as an afterthought. And gravity has its way with you while you're still young, so you can't even whip-'em-out without feeling self-conscious about the sagging and stretch marks (or maybe that's just me). Personally jealous of Gremlin Tits here!

Charlotte Grubbs

And the gravity of the ass is vitally important to earth's rotation, as we know from that one song. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=537

BookBeard

I can't tell if this statement was intended as an expression of excitement, a promise, or a threat. But in any case, you do you.

BookBeard

Liz, I'm pretty sure that Evan would make out with you if you antagonised her just a liiiittle less. Also, I think Ayo would be down. They danced together at the party :D

enchantedsleeper

I feel like Tai forgot about Tai's history with polyamory xD

enchantedsleeper

We all get to make out with Bubbles.

enchantedsleeper

I've never seen someone give such stinkeye to boobs before

Fart Captor

One way of meeting hot people is to not hide in a sub basement, just putting it out there (Obviously I mean no disrespect to hot Murlocks and the people who love them. Live your best sub basement life.)

Bagge

If she attends a yoga class here she should know the correct terms

Andrew

I would totally date Bubbles. It's not often I find available ladies in my size.

Yelling Bird

I'm gonna have to build another upscaled Estes Goblin and name it "Liz."

Emma Humphries

A speck on my screen lined up just right that it looked like a jiggle effect for Liz's boobs in the last panel, which I thought was an odd effect to add there until I scrolled down and noticed it was on my screen.

Jared Kolbly

Liz is such a goblin. I love her.

EnterTheHero

Sven and Angus both approve.

David Paul

Elizabeth Appleboom, Breast Detective

BookBeard

faye does pull some total hotties.

Ashley Thomas

I think they just want to ensure their Nots are tied properly.

David Paul

Is that a fair lesson?; Not everyone is a breast person. And I’m worried for Yay.

Sparky

Why do I feel like Moray would consider it an honor and be proud of herself for being able to help

Green

Wait, is That what the articulation seams are for?? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2333

Green

They added the category just for her, kinda like when the oscars had to add in the best animated feature award to keep up with the rise of Pixar and Dreamworks. Side note, Shrek was the first ever winner of the category!

Green

Breast implants made of dark matter. They look great & cause gravitational lensing in the immediate environs!

William Cole

I get that reference!

William Cole

And create new issues (and leaks) for Moray!

William Cole

The facial expressions in this one are just fantastic, major kudos

Green

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. That lil black dress on bubbles is stealing the show for me.

Hawkeye

It doesn't really ring true when Bubbles has already admitted that she would cause widespread property damage for that booty.

Uniquitous

Well, she already pointed an accusatory finger at Bubble's boobs, so it's only fair to balance things out.

sportyarts

As someone with L cups, I can tell you we hurt *ourselves* with them all the time, too. My poor back....

Charlotte Grubbs

What's the male equivalent? Is there one? Asking for a friend, of course.

Maurice Kessler

Oh, hush, all of you. ;) Enjoy the benefits, but respect the innate strength. Daaaaaang

Maurice Kessler

She was alive then, yes.

Opus the Poet

King Missile would have to write a new song :D

Devin Gates

Liz's stare in panel four is neat. She is to going all murder-mystery-detective and pointing an accusatory finger at...Faye's boobs.

ValdVin

She was your then-girlfriend, right? Because if not I'm having difficulty envisioning this innocently happening between exes.

ValdVin

NBA Jam Announcer: “Is it the boobs?!?” ::Faye’s boobs glow as the player holds down Turbo button::

Shane Wegner

This would be a good time for Bubbles to break in and explain the amount of kindness, concern, and care that Faye had shown her over an extended period of time. All before any mutual sexual attraction was recognized. Just a few examples: 3317: refusing to bail when some danger to her and Bubbles appear 3365: standing up to Corpse Witch 3395: likewise, with Spookybot 3408: taking her in when Bubbles lost her home

Chas Simmons

And eyes and ears and gags and lubes. Head, shoulders, ass and boobs, ass and boobs.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

After a former girl friend rolled over and slapped me in the face with a J-cup boob and tweaked my neck I greatly prefer A-cups or smaller.

Opus the Poet

I was thinking the same thing.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Not not Not is the same as Not. So you could just say Not the boobs.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Especially the shoulders. Bubbles gets very flustered by the shoulders. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3731

BookBeard

I'll be singing this all night, thank you

Aerin Moriarty

When I was young, I didn't care about boobs one way or the other. But my ex-wife had big ones, so now they're a bit of a turn-off for me. I'm more of a leg man anyway. And Liz may be tiny, but she's got great legs, and a cute little tushy.

awgiedawgie

And a nice side view to illustrate the problem.

Carl G Knoblock

It might be the not being a cave-dwelling goblin. And the boobs.

Bill Grebner

Head, shoulders, ass and boobs. ass and boobs.

Simpin4Holo

Oh gods I WISH they were removable.

Am Queue

@Todd, I think you are misremembering Tai's history with polyamory. In fact she stated a strong preference for monogamy right from the start and only experimented with poly relationships briefly for the sake of a girl she was interested in before ultimately concluding it wasn't for her (well before the start of her relationship with Dora). https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=728 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1596

BookBeard

No, it's definitely NOT not NOT the boobs.

BobC

Would they be detachable like her arms? "Which size boobs will I wear today?"

Richard

As a fan of both big boobs & small boobs I feel this comic is Good

Pejo

So say we all

Pejo

That bowl cut she had did nothing for her.

Doc Gumby

huge,,,,,,,, tracts of land

Pejo

Marten's Mom navigated decades of non-monogamy, sex work, and at least one marriage. Aurelia has a taste for much younger men but doesn't seem possessive or jealous. Sven spent a lot of time having lots of sex but very little emotional involvement. Tai went from very non monogamous to exclusive because of Dora's needs.

Todd Ellner

Panel 3 Liz-face is amazing, Jeph.

Mat

Ah yes, the VespAvenger trap.

Doc Gumby

And she has such lush... earlobes.

Sean Kinlin

"Dora: Oh yeah, that's JUST LIKE YOU. Act all nice to my face and then go behind my back and fuck my boyfriend! Faye: Oh, he ain't YOUR boyfriend anymore. Your tiny little kumquat boobs just can't compare with THESE Georgia peaches. Dora: Peaches? Ha! More like saggy bags of pork rinds, Princess Fattycakes. Marten might as well stick his dick in a tub of Crisco. Faye: Better a tub of Crisco than a frigid gothgina! When you take your pants off a cloud of bats swarms from your crotch into the night sky! YOU HAVE STALAGMITES AND STALAGTITES! Dora: Oh you WHORE. THAT DOES TI! Faye: Gack! Leggo of me and fight fair, you skinny little corpse-skank! "

Todd Ellner

I know it doesn't feed the joke, but even at her most violent and phobic, Faye wasn't as active in driving people away as Liz.

Carl Fink

Takes me back to Dora and Faye playing the dozens https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=740

Todd Ellner

Maybe Dora can take Liz to the vibrator store? Worked for Faye. In fact, maybe that vibe was what made her turn mechasexual?

Carl Fink

Not quite there yet, but yeah. If you're older than their parents it just ain't fitting

Todd Ellner

She's at home, relaxed, not being a bodyguard, not having to figure out how to take out one or more Yays if everything goes pear shaped.

Todd Ellner

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAqnM_bd14

Todd Ellner

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

William Burns

For Liz: All boobs are great boobs!

William Burns

J'ajubas?

BookBeard

Four words: Plum pudding for all!

Mitch Megaw

Liz has never been horny how dare you! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5337

BookBeard

If Liz forked Moray it would solve one of her issues

Todd Ellner

I mean, it’s not NOT the boobs.

Mitch Megaw

It's also the knee smoops.

ValdVin

Liz, I think we share a boob size. They say gaining weight helps, but it's all I can do to not lose weight.

Drazi

Even straight girls and gay boys are helpless when they encounter the Fayjubas

Todd Ellner

It's not just you.

Doc Gumby

Have you seen the TV show Caprica? It's the best portrayal I have seen for poly the way I mostly like it.

Carrie

J'aboobs!

Logan Nix

The part where they sprout heads and start singing "I'm in Love With an Octopus" in harmony is terrifying

Todd Ellner

Given my age (70+) it would be beyond inappropriate.

Joseph Bonnar

Liz is frantically horny, and her da kine is spinning like a weathervane in a typhoon. We're just lucky it hasn't pointed at anything non-sentient or predatory

Todd Ellner

I FRIGGIN WISH

Jennifer Doyle

Three words: anti gravity nacelles

Todd Ellner

Probably but Reddit will probably be more interesting.

Carrie

And now her research takes off. She goes back to her Cubetown lab and 6 years from now wins the Nobel Prize in Plastic Surgery.

Ron Hamann

She seems very captivated.

Andrea Andrew

Well done for catching my reference.

Taigan

She's got robot arms. She can get robot boobs if it's that big a deal. Just sayin'.

Killrain42

Just don't mention wanting bigger boobs around Moray. She seems like the type that would nanotech you up a badonkadonk rack without realizing the ramifications of it until afterwards.

KiTA

Ah, ah! Be careful now, that would trademark infringement of one John Allison. /jk

Ian Dunbar

Not to mention the killer shoulders.

Maurice Kessler

Liz, to grok the Hotness of the Faye you need to listen to Rick Estrin's That's Big. "All that meat and them potatoes, too."

Todd Ellner

Or is it? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3569

BookBeard

2 words, Liz: Cooper's droop.

allanfranta

Is it just me or is Bubbles looking even better here than she has all night?

Graydon Armstrong

👎 I do NOT need a "walk on eggshells while training the young 'un up" project. Leave her for those as have the time, energy and patience to do the job right

Todd Ellner

While I agree I also think I prefer it as a poly person myself. I always worry how non monogamous relationship types would be portrayed in fiction. No offense to Jeph or assumptions therein but one never knows

Kyle Noon

The last panel is a graphical representation of Liz's lack of.....augmentation

MikeT

Okay, so I guess Liz is bi/pan after all, and not just an aroace boob afficionado.

Graydon Armstrong

I don't think Faye made out with Jack Hughes

Todd Ellner

First I thought "phrasing?", followed by "nah, they know what they said". Followed by TWSS.

Tim Eldred

Come for the ass, stay for the sass.

Sean Kinlin

I wouldn't put it past Liz to install removables.

Bill Silvia

LIZ: "J'accuse!"

Sean Kinlin

TAKE ME TO THE BOOBS PLACE YOU GOT THOSE IN AMERICA RIGHT

Simon Green

I think you'll find the correct term is "tijubas".

BookBeard

Now I'm imagining Liz re-engineering a fork of Moray into saline implants and... I'm so, so sorry.

Halloween Jack

TEACH ME YOUR WEIRDING WAYS SEX SORCERESS

Halloween Jack

I mean, I married a tiny goblin, though mine does have pretty rockin boobs.

Carl

I very much relate. I was like Liz in the makeout department all through my youth. And then I became an adult (ostensibly), and nothing changed. 😅

Zig Justice

I love panel three where Liz is looking directly at the reader. (Yes, I know in the comic she's looking at Faye, but Jeph has placed Faye out in the audience there.)

Ralph

God, Bubbles has come a long way.

Matt Grayson

It's long since a lost cause in the "IT'S ALL SVEN'S FAULT!!!" but Faye (and most of the readers) conveniently forgot that Sven was just a booty call to Faye, all on her terms, that SHE was the aggressor with him than the other way around, and she resolutely refused any relationship with him beyond her insistence that he be exclusive with her. (A guarantee that, by the bye, she never extended to him.) It's kinda bemusing, given how the strip has taken heteronormative and kicked it into the gutter, how little tolerance the characters show for any relation beyond serial monogamous pairbonding.

Ravenswing

Bubble is so cute in this panel!!!

Shey

"Please don't."

William Cole

That third frame isn't made of any meat. That's all soy, jack!

Devin Gates

Someone should tell Liz the downsides of having superheroine sized breasts: constant back pain and the inability to find bras that fit (or the taboo of not wearing bras).

Miyaa

Liz is doing an awful job of not being captivated by Faye's boobs.

ValdVin

And sass, and threats of violence along with the occasional violence.

Shawn K. Younkin

There are Facebook groups for goblin girl appreciation.

Adam Abbott

Raise your hand if you'd make out with Liz. ✋

Joel Bateman

I love this one. That’s it. That’s the comment. 😄

Katrina Urmson

Liz feels inadequate to Faye. It’s like two pebbles next to a double hill.

Andrea Andrew

I'd volunteer as tribute.

Joseph terrazas

And the personality (cough)

Ting

It sure ain’t the sparklin’ personality

Taigan

At least we know about Liz now...

Joseph Bonnar

If Liz and Sven end up together I'm gonna shit my pants

Simon Vaillancourt

The ass compounds the gravity of the boobs. Fact.

legobil

Let’s face it. Faye is kinda the full package.

Populuxe

They come for the boobs. They stay for the personality.

Elberik

Yeah, I think Liz nailed it there.

Will Weaver

She needs to find a Gremlin-sized chest-lover.

Doc Gumby


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