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Incredible stuff

enchantedsleeper

They were within Cubetown :D

enchantedsleeper

Oh god....imagine getting that kind of approval stamped onto your OHIP card....

joe velsher

"neither have I?"

joe velsher

OMFG, last panel had me rolling in pain from laughter 😂.

Pretzel

Aka "spung!"

Clifton Royston

I want Moray to be fluid-bonded with someone.

ValdVin

Wow. Moray. You really are a mouthful. Its a fellatio joke, you see.

legobil

You could, what, drown?

Ursus Ridens

Spit-take!!

Maurice Kessler

apologies, American imperialism spellings

Brendan Luster

Me too, Sven. Me too.

Technoir

Melon probably, and yes.

BookBeard

Anywhere you want, they got it. Anything you need, they got it. Anything at all, they go it. Oh and wear protection, Sven. Nobody wants to wonder about the weird little cloud in Moray's gloop.

JourneymanWizard

*poolg*

Magic Chopstick Games

How would making out with Moray even work, anyway? That sounds potentially dangerous. 🤔🤣

Will Weaver

Ever since the waterbed comment I'm pretty sure Claire is down for some Moray cuddles :) we live in hope.

Stephen Wells

We're getting deeper and deeper into NSFW territory ... 😎

Markus Schaber

Liz gets the punchline of all time

Boots McGoot

Oh, it's likely to head in the same direction, either way (straight down, in flames).

David Paul

As Doctor Heteronormative's automata (with gears and whirligigs obviously glued on). https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1526

David Paul

So long as Sven worked on his aim in the intervening time.

David Paul

I missed that second strip, thank you. If her state of "mind" controls her form she can probably take any shape that her current mass allows. Thank you.

Darnel D Cooper

Who's taking the Spicy Mayo shots? Should I be concerned for them?

Jace Arveduin

Well, you certainly shouldn't operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Faye's breasts. But Bubbles IS heavy machinery, so it's probably fine. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1784

BookBeard

Especially when he uses his "come hither" look. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1078

BookBeard

She claims to be able to change breast size, although we've yet to see this happen. She can definitely change shape into a sort of puddle but it's unclear whether this can also be done voluntarily or if it's exclusively an emotional reaction. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5034 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5201

BookBeard

to be fair, Sven has that effect on most women, so Liz stood no chance. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Whereas ‘gremlin on the wing’ has a very predictable outcome

Andrew

I wonder if she can change shape? Seen her detached parts of herself w/o making a mess and shifting enough to be a bong,... but canshe be taller, or shorter?

Darnel D Cooper

Holy spit. So she knows how to kiss,.. and has concerns with humans investing her fliuds,.... Jeph,.......

Darnel D Cooper

Wrong blue AI, Liz, but very close. Find May and try again, should work if you do that!

dizzy ditzy

Liz discovering... Sven makes me laugh every time.

Bagge

Everything about the last panel is solid gold.

James A. Whitney

You just know it's not the first time the middle panel has happened to him. The last panel on the other hand...

Bagge

When you're thrust at his snoot While you're flailing aboot That's a Moray

Minzoku Bokumetsu

also the last panel!

Minzoku Bokumetsu

That last frame, Liz's whole... just all of it, that made me guffaw.

Czarzhan

Prices range from $20 to over $500, and sizes from 6 cm to over 20 cm. I do NOT want to see what boobular monstrosity needs 20 cm hiders.

Opus the Poet

Sven and May i believe covered some of that ground

Jim Feldman

Canonically 19, legal in all 50 states and Canada.

Opus the Poet

So underrated that I just now got it.

Carl G Knoblock

Paging Rod Sterling

Magic Chopstick Games

Oh F, I didn't even realze the extra mechanical joke

TheCaptainTrout

" 'Make out with this guy' she says. I've never heard that before!"

ValdVin

That’s definitely an original pickup/refusal line. I’ll have to keep that one in mind to offer as terrible advice.

Joshua

I'll take the hit. I'll let Moray experiment on me. You're welcome Canada.

Yelling Bird

"Wait you're projecting" "Shut up, it's cold in here" is WILD. Absolutely underrated joke

Alcaria Swain

Explain the Moray bong incident then!

Alex Burka

Sorey

Adam Abbott

Hope Moray’s evaluation goes well so she can give everyone in the cast a kiss, possibly a lick the tuna and down the banana, maybe some cake hole stuff.

Andrea Andrew

Off frame, Bubbles is checking whether the US Surgeon General has approved her for oral use with Faye.

Miyaa

Except it will probably be in Canadian Tire dollars and enough Pirelli tires to outfit all F1, F2, and F3 teams for their Canadian Grand Prix race.

Miyaa

Okay, you’ve won the internet tonight.

Miyaa

Love Sven's expression in the middle panel 😂

Pejo

Panel 2 is clearly NOT the first time that Sven has been in this situation...

Dean Reilly

or aboat if we're talking eastern Canada

Pejo

The road to Liz/Sven continues to be paved.

Antonio E Gonzalez

Beat me to it lol (the comment, I mean, beat me to making that comment, that's all)

Pejo

Oh Liz.

Katrina Urmson

Same 😂

Shey

Wait! Doesn't the bartender count as a cute girl?

Drazi

(sings) I lost my beer last Thursday, While making out with an AI. It might appear that I'd be thirsty, But that robot gal was anything but dry. No spirit in my glass Could be finer than that liquid lass. But all that's left are Sentient teardrops in my eye. (glass harmonica solo)

Mad Marie

As opposed to ... Pygmy bulbs? Please don't say "bi-pin"

Todd Ellner

when Sven realises he can pivot from redneck country to AI-redneck-country, he is going to need a swimming pool for his canadian dollars

MikeT

And yet the Canadian Army is the source for an inordinate number of things that are now illegal under the law of war. "It's not a war crime the first time" seems to be their motto

Todd Ellner

It's a tit nipply in here, doncha think?

Mad Marie

Sven wasn't even planning on making a play for Moray

Todd Ellner

18 is legal in Massachusetts

Todd Ellner

And now I'm thinking about Liz's headlights, so thanks for that.

S S

I want to hear the country song Sven writes about this. Really. I do. Jeph, record the song Sven writes! I challenge you!

Carl Fink

I’m not sure exactly when I’m going to stop laughing at that third panel, but when I do, my wife and kids will be taking me to see some nice doctors and their fancy jacket.

Cory Thorp

All this, just to take our mind off poor Yay.

Joseph Bonnar

I mean, I think Liz is of age...

Drazi

Nine out of ten Canadian dentists agree...

BookBeard

*Pizza Girl bursts in* I saw my signal in the sky!

BookBeard

My money is on Yay reappearing *during* Bembo week.

BookBeard

🤣😂🤣😂

Carrie

evan bullying liz back in a consensual way... 🤤

runrin

I had to re-read the comic 3 times... Also really loving that Health Canada deems Moray subject to regulation (as a... Consumer Product I guess??) *and* has informed Moray of this.

Spike McLarty

I haven't cackled so hard in a long while

Adam Lindsay

really want marten and moray to cuddle. preferably with claire too, but i'll take what i can get rn.

runrin

I did NOT expect a reference to Santé Canada.

R L

Quick, someone tell Evan that Liz needs handling (ifyouknowhatImean 😏)

enchantedsleeper

It's a zeugma! Literally AND metaphorically projecting

Aeryn Monet

Lmao

enchantedsleeper

Last regular strip of 2024 (before Bembo Week) :D

enchantedsleeper

🏆

William Cole

This has awakened something in Sven

enchantedsleeper

Let's not open any holes—Moray's prone to leaks as it is!

William Cole

Saskatoon fistbump!

William Cole

Choosing to believe there weren't any cute ladies nearby and Liz just wanted to see Moray kiss SOMEBODY

Fart Captor

Well played

James Roy

Well Sven's loss, I'm sure.

Opus the Poet

*bows aka Wayne's World* we are not worthy!

Doc Gumby

Or both at the same time.

Joseph Houk

Google "headlight hiders", but don't do it in the library, or you'll be kicked out. ...from what I hear.

ValdVin

LOL

Julie Chan

Poor Sven.

Drazi

Good gawd that last panel is full of bellylaughs. Liz, Moray, and Sven giving us three punchlines? Fantastic job, Jeph.

ValdVin

Sven's annoyed resignation in that second panel is amazing

Alex W

I love how Sven just lets himself be dragged over, despite his look of "damn it, not again" 😂

Aditya Rameshan

Look, if it looks like toothpaste...

Drazi

Inb4 that is not the first time Sven's heard that rejection line

MikeT

When she declines to make out And he spit-takes his stout That's A Moray!

BookBeard

I haven't been evaluated by Health Canada for oral use is one of my favorite lines of dialogue of all time. Not just in QC. Shakespeare, Sorkin, Jaques. For real.

Matt Doyle

Cliffhanger on Friday.

Doc Gumby

I’ll take Canadian Thanksgiving!

Darren Franzen

Just a bit of nip in the air.

SilverbackRon

If she projected much more, she'd find Batman answering her call.

kaitou

That would open up a hole to kink Sven probably isn't even ready for.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

Also, Sven is probably going to make BANK off of that sentence.

Bill Silvia

Look, Health Canada really needs to fast track that evaluation.

Likeablejerk

Liz energy is amazing in this one hahaha Good on Moray for politely being the most adorable!

nirev

If we are going to evaluate Moray...I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Everett Bradshaw

Make-outs with Moray could be the best or worst or anything in between.

Matt Grayson

Well, the apology *is* the national bird of Canada. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2942

BookBeard

Given the usual pace of the strip and their panic desire to retreat, how long - in real time - before we see Yay again? Bets from "next strip" to "christmas 2026" are encouraged 😄.

David Durant

Wing gremlin, outcomes may very

Michael

Oh... Oh dear.

Sorastro

AMAZING

Mordaeus

This is the most predictable outcome of introducing Liz to erotica and then sending her to a club in which Moray and Sven are both present.

Bill Silvia

I hadn't thought about Moray like... yet...

Kenneth Harris

it's aboot to be real embarrassed in here, eh?

Brendan Luster

She's projecting? Headlamps?

darklion

Lol projecting

Hope

A+ Moray. Also, Liz, way to plumb a new depth of Gremlin.

Tannerbot

I bet Sven would love to evaluate you, baby...

Doc Gumby

Moray is perfect!!!!

Daniel Burnett


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