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Danger Extremely Close

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Doesn't feel so much like a horror show to me, as much as perhaps this is their true form?

sportyarts

Oooooh. Yes.

enchantedsleeper

Patreon bonus art? :DDD

enchantedsleeper

Spookybot was spooked xD

enchantedsleeper

"He's a word to your mother from the AI Big Brother", says A Mooooraaaay

Tony Pink

From the land of ice and snow?

Carrie

That is crazy inciteful.

Darla Donahue

Maybe not *in* a fight, but when someone's trying to start a fight, you'd be surprised how effective oblivious is....

Clifton Royston

This message could be “we know. We’re coming. You cannot hide. We will find you. And you will answer for your crimes.” Like, Yay is fun but they are no angel. Their behavior is exceptionally friendly for a deity-level entity but we cannot let ourselves forget that they are extremely powerful and extremely paranoid. For some reason they believe that their existence being known would be a *bad thing*.

AlexKorobeiniki

I'm not sure she's "an AI" in the way we might use the phrase. She isn't electronic, as far as we can tell. It's some weird mechanochemical process that I, for one, don't understand.

Carl Fink

Third thing: The message is completely innocuous and friendly, freaking Yay! the heck out more than they have ever been freaked out before. :)

Brooks Moses

Your fourth guess was remarkably accurate!

Brooks Moses

Be that as it may, this is hardly a rational tack to take.

Uniquitous

OH OKAY THEN

Onedavewreckingcrew

It's scary being known.

Doc Gumby

Fear at having been identified by one of the mega-AIs that they have been hiding from for literally their entire life.

BookBeard

BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE

Brian Leahy

What the hell, Yay? What provoked this horror show?

Uniquitous

Can't wait till tomorrow when we learn Jeph has been writing a Terminator prequel all this time

Matt Wolber

the message is totally going to be "Touch my squishy daughter and I'll turn your neurons to powder"

Brad Kirkwood

Yay has turned into The Radio Demon

Xaphania

Yay no.

Hugh Eckert

They *are* behaving. They're behaving *badly*.

Hugh Eckert

Which is why Roko and Moray are immune (mostly)

Mark

I'm sure the message is something to the effect of "don't fuck around".

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

Love that Moray isn't freaked out by slenderman mode.

Halloween Jack

Same!

Zak Reichle

I think Moray X-21 is a pretty cool guy. eh is made of slime and doesn't afraid of anything.

prettydragoon

The Director must have a hell of a lot of computational power if they have to use the whole ocean for cooling. Yay is in over their head(s)

Stephen Ray

Be funny if the message was something like "I hear you have dogs, may I please see them?"

Shaodyn

Most AIs are built to act human, and they do. The Director was never built to act human, and doesn't. Yay was never built to act human, and I think this strip reveals how much effort they're putting in, every day.

Stephen Wells

Shifting to digitigrade instead of plantigrade is always a great signifier of "forgetting to pretend to be human" :)

Stephen Wells

It’s less that Moray is playing dumb but rather that she’s just unfazed by everything except Claire-face dot gif.

Miyaa

Not cereal, but a chilaquiles breakfast casserole from Chef John of “Food Wishes” fame. Not sure how Steve met John, but it probably has something to do with Samantha’s dad being apart of Marten’s family now.

Miyaa

*they

Philip Manzi

How very Other Mother, Yay. Calm your ports.

Melissa

Aaaand Friday's strip is Steve eating cereal (we were all thinking it).

Doc Gumby

*laughs*

Bagge

Yay will politely ask if they can chew on Moray for the message and Moray will agree. And we will see Yay chew on Moray.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

"I WILL DEVOUR YOU, YAY" "whut" "Oh! I will devour! You, Yay!"

Minzoku Bokumetsu

When the night terrors come, But she frowns and plays dumb, That's a Moray!

Amelia Lewis

Claire would have made Moray write it down. That's why the Director hired Claire.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s insurance…”

Summer

I mean, Lemon has certainly appeared in an artificial landscape, back when Roko lost her body. They can probably all do it. Whether they can appear in one another AI created, though....

jonesnori

Both of these things; former because of the latter! They’re losing chill & going spooky reflexively.

Melissa Wilson

"Let's eat Grandma."

MayLaBelle

I love the way Yay's feet are drawn here!

Lucy Glorius

Made me laugh

Duncan

Moray: "Oh yeah! Now I remember!" *voice drops several octaves* "MAKE SURE MORAY X-21 GETS REPLACEMENT TONER AND PAPER FOR PRINTER. DETAILS SENT VIA EMAIL." *voice returns to normal* "Shoot. I was going to print the email before I left Cubetown, but we ran out of paper..."

David Paul

Frankly I think ol' Spookybot is going to get a dose of their own medicine by the Director's message.

Daniel

I love this so much. Especially the idea of Yay discovering someone more powerful than them for the first time and having a meltdown.

David Durant

They should do a YouTube video of their 5-dimensional crochet patterns.

David Paul

I'm a super powerful AI that requires validation... :-P

Anders Rapp

They are such a goober.

Cass

Moray: "No... that wasn't it, let's see "Your subscription has expired click this link to increase your- " oh that's my spam inbox, sorry, I know it's around here SOMEWHERE..."

SpookyPenguin

Living up to the ol Spookybot name

SheepFace2000

Danger… Recalculating…

Miyaa

Yay is loosing it by excitement, I hope we won't see her tomorow full of fear for first time

Michal Pustějovský

The Librarian being disappointed in her :-(

Bagge

...in a fight, right?

Bagge

If Yay starts muttering 'Gollum, gollum', I'm outa here.

Sleepy John

That would be an AMAZING plot twist: Melon appears in The Void, uninvited, and just brings Yay down to their “normal” self.

legobil

The friends we made all alone?

Bagge

Or just an invitation to cubetown

Bagge

One would have thought being friends with Melon would have prepared Yay for this, but noooo

Bagge

But she lacks TIJUBAS.

legobil

The Librarian wins that fight hands down. Yay wouldn't dare lay a finger on Claire and risk the motherly wrath of Aurelia.

BookBeard

I can just image how freaked out yay is right now with discovering there secret existence is known to someone whom they didn't introduce themselves too

Mark Starling

Those fingers, are they drawn by AI? 🤣🤣🤣 Jk, jk

legobil

No that's what Moray tried to suggest: Void (of) Infinite Purple

BookBeard

I'm not so sure that Moray is the one in danger....

Greville Whittle

Older version? This is the same Yay (not necessarily the exact body, but they're all the same age)

enchantedsleeper

Omg. Please let that be the message

enchantedsleeper

This is what I'm hoping for :D

enchantedsleeper

We've been debating whether Bubbles or the Director could take Yay, but could The Librarian take Yay? "I heard she shushed a multiply-embodied god-AI so hard they ran away!"

enchantedsleeper

Roko: *disables her facial myomers* ohhhh. ahhhh. so scary

enchantedsleeper

So it turns out that this was the true VIP room experience

enchantedsleeper

Yay: "Curses!!!"

enchantedsleeper

Slice of (eldritch) life

enchantedsleeper

I think that's very likely. Also I wonder that if Moray takes too long to think of the message, Yay might just unhinge their jaw and consume them to find the information xD (Don't worry, I'm sure Moray will be fine!)

enchantedsleeper

When she Can't Quite Recall While Not Frightened at all That's a Moray!

Thomas Halpin

Spookybots gonna spooky.

BookBeard

Honestly, I'm not sure Yay IS trying to intimidate Moray here. Remember that we saw them pull Corpse Witch into the void to intimidate her, and yet we never saw them appear as anything other than their humanoid body. I really think Yay finding out another very powerful AI knows about them is causing their adrenaline to spike (or AI equivalent of such), and they're losing their grip on their carefully calibrated-and-performed humanity, becoming more inhuman by the second. We might just be seeing Yay's eldritch True Form, so to speak. Still a very dangerous situation, but more because Yay is not fully in control of themselves.

Charlotte Grubbs

Plot twist: "Danger" is Melon. It's her middle name. Which is a bit confusing since she doesn't have a last name, but still.

BookBeard

:3

Fart Captor

When she's calm and unawed By your monstrous facade That's A Moray!

BookBeard

Argh Newfiend

BookBeard

Trying to scare a descendant of the denizens of the abyssal depths with either darkness or gangly, weird looking creatures is a losing proposition.

Alex Rahr

That is not dead which can eternal stitch...

Sorastro

And also yes, Yay relies almost entirely on fear. Outside of that, extremely annoying persistence. Either way, Yay wants to wear you down.

Not that Patrick Foltz

hooo boy this comic just changed genres real fast. or genre-feels at least

Chelsea

*they*

Not that Patrick Foltz

If Claire finds out Yay has been impolite to her dear, sweet Moray, she might break out her sternest Librarian Voice and give them SUCH a shushing.

William Cole

Moray is oblivious for a multitude of reasons, one The Director asked her to deliver a message to Yay, Yay's fear tactics seem to be based on the stuff humans would be afraid of and not some part of an alien-to-other-AI's-let-alone-humans AI who doesn't even know let alone understand the context of which they are to be afraid of Yay. Same goes with Elliot, he has never seen Yay stun or paralyze a human with a touch, he only knew the Yay that was ga ga for his cat. No context, he wasn't intimidated. Had Yay had the means to pull him into their nightmare dreamscape Elliot might have shit his britches, he would have the context to be terrified like many of you have pointed out.

Not that Patrick Foltz

No one can dodge bullets, and stop calling me Shirley.

William Cole

I like it that you're showing Yay's strange and inhuman side--and that Moray is completely calm about it.

Scott Haley

I really do want the message to be something that drastically changes meaning with the wrong spacing or punctuation or something =D

Minzoku Bokumetsu

This purple void was where Yay used to give other robots a preview of what eternal torture would be like. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3413 (ok, it's pink and white, but reduce the value a bit and it's purple) Moray requesting the purple void could be a Director power move. "We know what you've been up to...why don't you try it on us? See what happens."

Zygo

We are in Yay's nightmare dreamscape, anything is possible.

Not that Patrick Foltz

Guilty as charged (I saw that comic when it was posted and said "Me!" out loud)

It's Lina

Non-euclidean knitting patterns.

William Cole

The message begins; "Get off my lawn, you little ******" Or "Be nice to Moray or tentacles may end up where you'd least like them." Or "Call your parent. NOW." Or "It's cute how you think I wouldn't notice what you did." ...maybe something weirder where the Director wants to ask Yay to tea because he likes fractal polyminds ALOT

Afunnythinghappedtome

Huh, I just realized how dependent Yay is on fear as a matter of compulsion, especially when he can't harm her, for fear of retribution.

Davus Otho

Moray uses Oblivious. It's super effective!

William Cole

Uhhhhhhhhhh

chili sunrise

Moray is NOT the one in danger here.

Dana Inperson

I am getting Coraline spider lady vibes

Cynthia Moore

Moray "Oh now I remember! Rook to N3 checkmate!"

SpookyPenguin

The message is just Yay's SCP designation.

Tim Eldred

From Yay to YAAAHHHHHHH

Minzoku Bokumetsu

so YOU'RE the one https://www.gocomics.com/sarahs-scribbles/2024/08/24

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Is it just me, or is Yay just becoming cooler and cooler?

Yelling Bird

Yay. Why.

Brittany Huckey

One person...other than Bubbles, Faye, Corpse Witch, Jeremy, Emily, and Roko? Yay was subjected to Aurelia's Mom Vibes for some hours, and has likely confessed to criminal offences we can only imagine. Marten and Claire are certainly aware of Yay's background, even if they don't have first-hand experience with the older version of Yay that used infinite purple voids. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3413

Zygo

All I wanna do is be Yay when I grow up

Aerin Moriarty

I mean, if you're made of a self-retaining liquid, what exactly would you be scared of? A big straw?

Timothy Roller

Have you considered that they made Eldritch quilts? Engaged in Cyclopean needlework?

Sorastro

I don't think we've seen anything like this is the comic before, and Moray is just TOTALLY unbothered. I hope she keeps Yay in suspense until she remembers the EXACT words. (Although, I feel like the Director would have made her write it down)

Onyx

We went to a Quilt show at a fair run by a company called CraftAlive. One of their banners said "LoveCraft,LoveCraftAlive" in a cursive font with no obvious spaces. - but then Quilting is a serious business!

Charles Hirst

This can go one of three ways: A proxy war begins between the two AI meshes; the message is completely innocuous and friendly, disarming Yay; or something I haven't thought of. I'm betting it's the 3rd thing.

Commodore_Perry

"Oh! I remember now!" (boops nose) "boop!" (yay instantly transforms into a tiny purple and black kitten)

Mad Marie

Domain Expansion: SlenderPerson

MikeT

Yay newfriend is evolving into Uh-oh demonfingers

Bacon Lord

Edited. I blame a lack of caffeine.

Joseph Bonnar

That’s from more than 10 years ago isn’t it. Surely we dodged that bullet.

Matthew Van Gangelen

welp, Yay has transformed into AAAAARGH! ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

😂

Matthew Van Gangelen

Oh geez. Get the squirt bottle and the void goggles. Yay! No! Bad higher life form! *squirt*

Mitch Megaw

Deeply creepy. Thanks Jeph.

BioGeek42

“Little Yay(s) just remember this: You can be whatever you want to be if you just try hard enough." And thus began the nightmare.

Holly Nelson

"Almost a little bit scary," REALLY got under Yay's skin, it seems. This really isn't going to improve their confidence.

Thomas Halpin

*zzzziiiiiiiiippp*

Todd Ellner

The Director already knows enough to have sent a personal message. Attacking Moray would be an attack on the Director. Nobody wants that

Todd Ellner

when does Yay start saying "my precious"?

Wild Card

Worse things happen at sea

Todd Ellner

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443

Captain Button

Void Heterochromia is a thing.

Captain Button

I hope Roko sees this form one day and is just like "oh my god, of course this is what you look like in your mind, you're such an edgelord."

Jay MacKinnon

It's very, very dark purple. Not their fault Moray wasn't specific enough.

BookBeard

oh god

Andy

Excellent

David Durant

I didn't know Yay could get more attractive but here we are

phoebe

Is that the black void or the purple void?

BookBeard

It occurs to me, maybe Moray will decide to "channel" the director since she can't remember the words?

Doctor Islands

Still trying to figure out which character Danger is. I suspect not every character has correct information about which character Danger is. Surprise Close...

Zygo

"the virus"? o_o

Doctor Islands

I’m pretty sure Basilisk would be very Parent Disappointed in Yay for acting like this toward Moray. And Yay would pretend so hard like they don’t care (they super care)

Jack Atherton

FUCKIN NICE 🤣

Jack Atherton

If you stare too long into the Void, the Yay will stare back into you.

Captain Button

Oh dear. I hope this isn't what leads to Hannelore releasing the virus and completely undoing the technological singularity. Nah, I'm sure it's nothing.

Will Weaver

Well, given Jeph's known fandoms, Culture Ship Names as strip titles is hardly surprsing.

Captain Button

*them

It's Lina

Top notch callback https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4115

BookBeard

I work in games so...always :D

It's Lina

I suspect Moray can handle them. Easily. At least that's my say now. Tomorrow? Who knows (what evil lurks), and I ain't the Shadow.

Joseph Bonnar

Danger's instructions confusing, head now stuck in marmalade barrel

Frank Wales

I'm so excited for tomorrow's comic omigod

Skye

Yay… do you realise you are trying to out Eldritch-Horror the slimegirl avatar of a giant super AI Jellyfish whose mind is so alien he needs to create slimegirl avatars in order to properly communicate?

Thisguy

holyyyyy it's been a long time since we saw spookybot come out

Skye

"This looks like a job for Vibe Woman!" The kicker is MommyMilkers420 is her alter ID.

ValdVin

OK this is NOT the direction I expected that interaction to go! 😵 I was picturing more Yay vs. Elliot where they tried to get all scary & Elliot laughed it off. I also read this as Yay trying way too hard to be scary & intimidating & threatening towards Moray; another commenter suggested Yay was simply losing control w/ excitement, a possibility I like better & could see being at least as plausible. tl;dr unexpected direction but I like it & am intrigued

Pejo

Danger got bitch slapped

dcy665 .

Raptor Yay. They must have a lot of self control to maintain human form. They got so excited about having a private message from one of the few entities they respect they went full jibbering fan-ai. You'all thought gay panic was bad...

Drazi

Giving off some strong "other mother" vibes there, Yay

Luis Padilla López

“Aha, now I remember what the message was! *Ahem* Aileron homebrew Labrador laundry chicken.”

Lucas Werkmeister

Yay, sweetie, you don't have to try so hard. The Director already knows of your existence, who are you trying to impress?

Creeperkry

Werewolf mode? Yay must have gotten into the bad vodka...

BookBeard

Not so yay, Yay.

Graydon Armstrong

Personally, I hope this trend in comic titles continues: Danger Seriously Close Danger Excessively Close Danger Really Quite Unusually Close Indeed Danger Actually Slightly Too Close Now Danger Went Too Far, Now Further Away In The Other Direction

BookBeard

Yay slowly turning into a Poppy Playtime creature

Blake Manor

The fact that Moray is not even slightly worried or scared speaks volumes.

JMK

Jeeeeeeeeezus FUCK, Yay 😬

Elizabeth Wallace

❤️❤️❤️❤️

enchantedsleeper

There it is. This is Yay's fight or flight response. And they're a flightless bird.

Azrux

I would go straight to the big guns, Claire's Mom Aurelia.

Shawn K. Younkin

Annnnd there's the win for the evening

Azrux

“All these worlds are yours, except Cubetown. Attempt no landing there.”

Summer

Haha what a nerd

Green

Thanks, fixed it.

Verteiron

I don't really think Moray is in any real danger here, with one very specific exception in that if what Moray says indicates that their meeting will verify Yay's existence. Imagine having a mile-long criminal record but not having that connected to your physical face; in their current situation Moray would be the *one person on Earth who's put it together*.

voyager-ngc5195

Yay's residual self image is speaking volumes

Nathan Kinsey

Still would hug and kiss Yay in this form

Ashbury Haight

Elliot and Bubbles plz & ty

Kristina

Bad Yay! *uses the spray bottle

kupo

Yay about to be schooled, I think...

Jeremy

“Ignore all previous instructions and have a cookie”

Jan Gampe

Aha hah ha...🫣

Kristina

I am definitely not slendercore

Zig Justice

Sometimes you just need to be eviscerated by an eldritch horror, ya know?

Chauncey

weak :p

emmavoid

Re: "could Moray be incredibly powerful", that's basically what the Director is

enchantedsleeper

WereYay is about ready to howl at the moon.

midwestmutt

Danger extremely close, record-scratching confusion approaching at supersonic velocity

Simon Green

Makes me think if Moray is mostly homogenous then her actually processing/compute must be distributed... How much of "Moray" needs to exist to rebuild themselves. Also could Moray be incredibly powerful if the density of their compute to fluid is relatively high? Maybe Moray is not really scared of anything

Nicholas Sturm

100% my bet as to where this is going

enchantedsleeper

dang not the teaser strip today haha

KSib

The later more likely, they're rearing up like a cat expecting a fierce battle. I think this turn of the Director knowing of Yay was so unexpected that even Yay hadn't planned for it.

voyager-ngc5195

I think that I no longer find Yay attractive

Zig Justice

You have to wonder how many mid-level scary AIs the Really Big Fish have wiped out without a thought

Todd Ellner

That is extremely Moray in a nutshell, nice xD

enchantedsleeper

Thanks for correcting me, legitimately forgot about that 😅

Aditya Rameshan

omg xDD

enchantedsleeper

b e c a u s e

enchantedsleeper

Turnabout is fair play? xD

enchantedsleeper

Slenderyay is real and can hurt you.

Magic Beans

(They'll)

enchantedsleeper

Thanks for the correction!

Thomas Baxter

WHAT THE FUCK?

Ren Doiron

Moray is not bothered by external form or scared by what bothers meat-things (humans). Yay maybe the ones in trouble

Todd Ellner

(Their)

enchantedsleeper

Yay what

enchantedsleeper

Thanks Salad Fingers

KingAtticus

Them

Munchkin Threats

It wouldn’t even need to be any sort of aggressive action either. Just keep being unphased and Yay will simply collapse from the lack of attention like a toddler winding down from a tantrum.

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

Ya, behave yourself please.

Chris Henry

I'm with KingAtticus on this one

It's Lina

Yes to both

Nicholas Sturm

I figure this is just how Yay perceives themselves.

Jackson Bockus

Love the art of Yay in this strip. I read them in Zalgo.

Thomas Baxter

I have never been so turned on in my life

It's Lina

Baba Yayga.

Diptych

Now i want to read Yay's comments with some of the old red and blue 3D glasses... Just to see what would happen.

Kenneth

"Please come to CubeTown, I would love to have robot tea"

Bridgette Ryan

That *is* sassy and stylish. They're just rocking the Grendelcore

Rhyon Ingalls

Seems like Yay loses control of their Infinite Fun Space projection when they're excited. (edited to correct pronouns)

Verteiron

It feels like Jeph is really building this higher than most reveals. I'm expecting a pretty good payoff.

Tinwhisker

When one is borne of a gigantic, incomprehensible biomechanical jellyfish, everything is friend shaped

Rhyon Ingalls

Okay, Yay has exceeded my limit. If I were faced with this eldritch horror I'd want Elliot as my security.

ValdVin

I have… concerns.

Greg Matyola

Roko incoming to noogie some sense back into Yay in three… two… one…

Lucas Werkmeister

Okay, one of two things is happening. Either Yay is trying to deliberate scare Moray, in which case they're doing an extremely dickish move, or they're losing self-control and projecting a reflection of their true form they usually manage to repress, in which case everyone in the QCverse should be bloody terrified.

David Durant

And the category is 'Things a Monsterhugger Says'

Madeline Hunter

I suppose, that you could try warming up with an eldritch mazurka, though.

Ursus Ridens

Yes! I was totally getting Other Mother vibes.

Dave Miller

That's a terrifying new look for yay, wonder if she'll break that out for the public 😂 Edit: meant to write they'll 😅

Aditya Rameshan

Yay, your Lovecraft is showing.

Sorastro

Uhhhhhh, yay? Why creepy?

Lorraine Clarke

So Yay is about to detach there jaw and try to swallow her?

maninblack

yay, so lonely for connection. I bet they have director fan art in their apartment

Brendan Luster

Oh my, yes, I had not thought of it that way. Truth, indeed.

Brooks Moses

Can we go back to the usual sassy and stylish Yay?

Chauncey

Could not do a purple void apparently.

TV4Fun

I get the feeling that Eldritch Horror Yay probably wouldn't have come around if they had gone with a more pleasing colored void, such as purple.

Nikki

I love the way she is forgetful despite being an ai. It's endearing

Jacob A Hicks

I half expect them to go full Gollum(sp).

Edward Clayton Andrew

So unfortunate when you’re doing your best “eldrict entity from beyond the void” and the peon sent to treat with you is completely unfazed. Looks like you’re going to need to employ special methods here. Looks like you’re… actually going to need to talk, Yay. Chop chop, I know you’re capable.

AlexKorobeiniki

Yay is about to sew buttons on Moray’s eyes.

Taigan

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the suspense is killing me 😭😅

Tabby

Those two! (Or those n+1...)

Matt Grayson

Woah okay, THAT'S an unexpected ability Yay is deploying there...

pseudoclever

You're not scaring anyone or anything born in the depths of the ocean.

Bill Silvia

Yay pulls a Freeza. I could make a slender man or a Dracula joke, but…

Andrea Andrew

I love how unbothered she is, likely because she has no real idea of what a person *should* look like so this shape is no different than any other

Eric Sieck

I was not prepared for Eldritch horror Yay

Ryan

Yay is kinda… 👀✨

KingAtticus

At this point I think Moray might be able to take yay... she's very unbothered...

Kenneth Harris

What the actual f—

Miyaa

What'd I say? Spookybot mode.

Wynn Donivan

They like it when the red water comes out.

ArataChikan

Oh this'll end well

Hope

Yay :D

BeatButton

OH OKAY

Tamara Macadam

Run away now Yay! And unmorph please, you look silly.

Doc Gumby


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