Sadboi Era
Added 2024-08-18 01:10:21 +0000 UTCew feeling
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Maybe that specific beer smells awful? Oh, right, Melon exists. Never mind.
Doug DeJulio
2024-08-19 21:13:54 +0000 UTCMan I forgot how much of a douche Sven was
SheepFace2000
2024-08-19 13:43:00 +0000 UTCSven plays only Bards in D&D games, and his dick is his familiar.
PostRetroism
2024-08-19 00:29:59 +0000 UTCIt's a hipster bar, you want people to notice what beer you're drinking. Or it's a honky-talk bar way outside of town that can't afford kegs and taps and all that expensive stuff.
PostRetroism
2024-08-19 00:28:38 +0000 UTCIn panel 4 I can definitely hear Barney. Legend...
PostRetroism
2024-08-19 00:25:58 +0000 UTCKinda wanted to punch ol' Sven in the mouth after panel four there.
Chris Warren
2024-08-18 23:49:27 +0000 UTCDoug has a point, but then there's the fact that pouring into a glass releases more aroma, which is what the AIs would be appreciating if they ordered one, so wouldn't serving the "usual" way be the norm here anyway?
Amanda L
2024-08-18 23:25:55 +0000 UTCThat's what I get for relying on my own memory! Also, have we really had two timeskips? Not just the one?
enchantedsleeper
2024-08-18 22:54:35 +0000 UTCActually Dora and Tai were already together at that point, but certainly pre-engagement. It was at least two timeskips ago, rough estimate I'd say probably somewhere between one and two years.
BookBeard
2024-08-18 22:18:24 +0000 UTCYeah, I didn't before now, but since you said it, it totally fits.
Yelling Bird
2024-08-18 19:38:28 +0000 UTCPop-Up venues without draft beer spigots, 12 cases of mugs and a dishwasher.
Poodie
2024-08-18 18:48:15 +0000 UTCShe has the money to pay him back now. I suspect that will come up. I'm curious if he'll take it. I'm happy to ship them though.
Mark Brehob
2024-08-18 14:58:17 +0000 UTCYou can 'get halfway there' on personal revelations. Sven first got to 'What I'm doing isn't working for me' and then once her stepped back from the man-whore a bit he realized that there was and emptiness. Now he has finally accepted the root of the issue that he had been plastering over for years, he is lonely.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-08-18 13:27:27 +0000 UTC2nd Reference to 'cute blue AI' she has a name! Did I miss somehting?
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-08-18 13:21:36 +0000 UTCShe seemed to feel something with Sven.
Andrea Andrew
2024-08-18 13:15:33 +0000 UTCDon't see it happening
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-08-18 13:14:18 +0000 UTCA case of Crabs so bad, incurable, and rocking that it might as well be called Rock Lobsters at this point?
Guilherme Monteiro
2024-08-18 13:06:17 +0000 UTCThe Sventsize caucus will welcome you
Guilherme Monteiro
2024-08-18 13:03:39 +0000 UTCYeah, I'm fine now, got the right ones... all my glasses are the same frames, I need to put the old ones away instead of leaving them sitting around where I can mistake them for my current ones and end up driving blind. I just assumed my vision was blurry for some other reason and was like π€· what can ya do
Ashbury Haight
2024-08-18 12:51:32 +0000 UTCIt's ok to have friends outside of a damaged relationship. Take the kids to a kid's park and meet some friends you didn't know before.
allanfranta
2024-08-18 12:51:08 +0000 UTCGood friend! Keep you safe!
allanfranta
2024-08-18 12:47:53 +0000 UTCWell I do *now*.
Dylan T
2024-08-18 12:19:16 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, that really was π
David Paul
2024-08-18 11:38:46 +0000 UTCNo.
Joseph Bonnar
2024-08-18 11:38:20 +0000 UTC@LH Pintsize was totally prepared to allow Marten to bone him after his breakup with Dora, so... maybe? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812
David Paul
2024-08-18 11:35:56 +0000 UTCThat'd be a tough row to hoe. I don't think love is on May's to-do list.
Uniquitous
2024-08-18 10:57:40 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who hears Sven as Neil Patrick Harris?
Miyaa
2024-08-18 10:04:53 +0000 UTCPossibly 2 if he manages to revise their take on the close-up vibe.
Mark
2024-08-18 09:50:35 +0000 UTCSo if Sven has been in therapy since the last blow-up with Dora... How long has he been in therapy for π€ Vibes-wise, it doesn't sound like THAT long, but obviously in real-world time it's been years. And in comic time by rights it should have been at least a couple of years, given that Dora got together with Tai and got engaged in that time.
enchantedsleeper
2024-08-18 09:17:46 +0000 UTCWell, now he has therapy
enchantedsleeper
2024-08-18 09:13:16 +0000 UTCHe does get huge royalties from his hit song "Just me an' my spirochaetes".
Stephen Wells
2024-08-18 08:19:23 +0000 UTCThat's called a hah-nia
Richard
2024-08-18 06:21:52 +0000 UTCTake up boating, hang out with Steve
Bagge
2024-08-18 06:06:19 +0000 UTCMarigold caught wind of a goo girl, and no force on earth could stop her getting to that club. May comes along to watch the show.
Sammitch
2024-08-18 05:46:39 +0000 UTCMay's gonna walk in soon, and Sven's gonna confess to her.
panpolypuff
2024-08-18 05:37:20 +0000 UTCOh. So THAT explains my two hernias! Good to know.
BobC
2024-08-18 04:43:30 +0000 UTCAhh, quality over quantity. I've only been with a handful of ladies, but those I was with, I was with a LOT. Personally, I find it more fun once you've learned what a partner likes. Also, I just said "a handful of ladies" and I find that funny because it sounds like the title of an 80's cock-rock album.
Yelling Bird
2024-08-18 04:14:44 +0000 UTCI mean, he actually had sex with women unlike any Tate incel fans. So not sure applicable to that group
TheCaptainTrout
2024-08-18 04:14:26 +0000 UTCThere may only be one joke, but there's so many fun variations of it!
Sarah Valentine
2024-08-18 04:08:54 +0000 UTC"What has that left me with?" Gonorrhea? Chlamydia? A case of Crabs so bad and incurable that it might as well be called Lobsters at this point? Take your pick!
Sarah Valentine
2024-08-18 04:08:08 +0000 UTCBeing lonely in a marriage is worse than being lonely while single, so sorry for you
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-08-18 04:01:41 +0000 UTCplus how many STDs?
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-08-18 04:00:41 +0000 UTCMy confidence overfloweth.
Matthew Van Gangelen
2024-08-18 03:49:32 +0000 UTCHerp derp https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1768
BookBeard
2024-08-18 03:47:13 +0000 UTCSomeone who's in a bar for a different species, I suspect.
Doug DeJulio
2024-08-18 03:34:55 +0000 UTCNot to be confused with Miranda Sex Garden
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-08-18 03:16:01 +0000 UTCPardon me if I'm wrong, but I thought that was where we last saw him at? If anything, it feels like he regressed to less self-awareness.
darklion
2024-08-18 03:03:50 +0000 UTCWho drinks their beer straight from the can in a bar?
Dean Reilly
2024-08-18 02:56:33 +0000 UTCOmniscient Inner Marten: "A clown nose & some rotting watermelon."
William Cole
2024-08-18 02:34:13 +0000 UTCAlternate Inner Marten: "Herpes?"
William Cole
2024-08-18 02:31:21 +0000 UTCSven is a case study for all the zoomers on that Tate bs
Samuel Fout
2024-08-18 02:30:37 +0000 UTCThat's what I was thinking of too π€£ glad somebody said it
Katie Spina
2024-08-18 02:30:25 +0000 UTCAh, sounds like a good song topic.
Drazi
2024-08-18 02:29:13 +0000 UTCCan he make tugboat noises?
William Cole
2024-08-18 02:28:55 +0000 UTCthere's really only the one potential joke
LH
2024-08-18 02:19:10 +0000 UTCthe real question is if Sven is Pintsize's type!
LH
2024-08-18 02:17:25 +0000 UTCThat was before the time skip, so at least a few months.
BookBeard
2024-08-18 02:14:15 +0000 UTCI honestly feel bad for Sven, he has had a massive change in his life since he dated Faye (and then blew that up with his own stupidity). For the first time he saw what could be, but was drawn back by what was familiar (well, his DICK is familiar). Anyhow, I think he might have actually been finding a connection with May but his better nature made him decline once he had helped her buy a new body. I wonder if I he will reconsider that. He might try what he tried with Faye, just reappearing around May and see how she reacts. Perhaps if SHE is the one to initiate, he might go for it? Ahhh, who are we kidding? He is leaving here with a lovely lady, be she human or AI. That is my bet.
SilverbackRon
2024-08-18 02:12:04 +0000 UTCBut is Pintsize really Sven's type? I mean... can you imagine Sven being in a relationship with a blue AI with a criminal background that enjoys horrifying pornography and hides the fact that they actually care for people behind crude jokes and sexual innuendo? oh... wait...
BookBeard
2024-08-18 02:10:34 +0000 UTCBest of luck to you, Zig.
SilverbackRon
2024-08-18 02:04:53 +0000 UTCI have always had it in my mind that they get together at Dora & Tai's wedding... should that blessed day ever arrive.
Tim Keating
2024-08-18 02:03:02 +0000 UTCWe did have that time jump of unspecified length.
SilverbackRon
2024-08-18 02:02:21 +0000 UTCThat was the best pretend date ever.
SilverbackRon
2024-08-18 02:01:05 +0000 UTCI'm expecting folks to really pull their weight tonight and deliver upon us all the potential jokes Marten could have made in this moment.
Green
2024-08-18 01:45:47 +0000 UTCSo lonely, his hair grew back uneven. Seriously, I hope he reveals that he might be in love with May.
Andrea Andrew
2024-08-18 01:38:12 +0000 UTCSven: "What has that left me with?" Inner Marten: "Nothing a round of penicillin wouldn't clear up AAYYYYYYYYY"
BookBeard
2024-08-18 01:37:01 +0000 UTCTime to reestablish that connection with the cute blue AI then
dizzy ditzy
2024-08-18 01:36:11 +0000 UTCMarten finds Real Sven to be pretty unreal.
Sean Kinlin
2024-08-18 01:36:08 +0000 UTCBecause for as much as it is reasonable for Sven to feel lonely after not forming any real meaningful emotional connections over the past who-knows-how-many-years, he's also complaining about how much it sucks that he's been having, and I quote, "tons of sex with all kinds of beautiful women".
Morgan
2024-08-18 01:35:17 +0000 UTCLook up "Projekt Melody" - she's the next best thing.
Buck Caldwell
2024-08-18 01:30:40 +0000 UTCI remember Sven and Hanners having a nice platonic dynamic
Logan Nix
2024-08-18 01:28:44 +0000 UTCSven talking about his feelings is the ultimate irony. He's a notorious womanizer who avoids emotional connection like the plague, historically
Logan Nix
2024-08-18 01:28:25 +0000 UTCSeveral years in real time, a few weeks in QC time... maybe. I could be guessing.
Logan Nix
2024-08-18 01:27:46 +0000 UTCi must have forgotten the dynamic between these two. why is Marten struggling not to laugh?
darklion
2024-08-18 01:24:18 +0000 UTCHah! Not likely. I guess I should have qualified it by saying "married, and also an introvert with extreme social anxiety". But! I DO have video games!
Zig Justice
2024-08-18 01:23:52 +0000 UTCfeewings... nothing more than feewings...
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2024-08-18 01:23:28 +0000 UTCOnly if Pintsize wears his Little Black Dress in front of Sven.
ValdVin
2024-08-18 01:22:48 +0000 UTCMiranda Sexbot! I need to know more!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-08-18 01:22:35 +0000 UTCIt's not. Working on a way out, but due to child custody laws in Japan, I have to wait until 2026.
Zig Justice
2024-08-18 01:22:25 +0000 UTCNo, the extent of the incident was my friend telling me I was reading it wrong which made me realize I was wearing an old pair of glasses with a prescription several years out of date, to which my friend said they would drive next time we went somewhere because they didn't trust me anymore lol
Ashbury Haight
2024-08-18 01:22:13 +0000 UTCSounds like a polycule might be in your future
M. R.
2024-08-18 01:20:49 +0000 UTCOoh, like itβs a lime twist on the odd couple trope.
Miyaa
2024-08-18 01:20:36 +0000 UTCSounds like a not-great marriage.. my condolences.
ArtemisFolly
2024-08-18 01:20:22 +0000 UTCIf memory serves, the sneeze is when you're being talked about, the bloody nose is when your'e overwhelmed by something sexy, in anime language
Rhyon Ingalls
2024-08-18 01:20:15 +0000 UTCHe ain't wrong. There's a difference between getting your dick wet and having the emotional connection most of us need.
Todd Ellner
2024-08-18 01:20:15 +0000 UTCDid you figure it out only after ramming their car with your car for mozzarella slander?
Emmu Lah
2024-08-18 01:19:52 +0000 UTCIt is a threat AND a promise π
Emmu Lah
2024-08-18 01:19:02 +0000 UTCNow I want Sven to move to Cubetown.
Miyaa
2024-08-18 01:18:42 +0000 UTCPromise?
Todd Ellner
2024-08-18 01:18:37 +0000 UTCI think enough time has passed since blue AI girl got her new body that it's no longer weird. Hit her up!
Jim Sharkey
2024-08-18 01:17:16 +0000 UTCMarten's biting his tongue so hard it'll bleed.
ValdVin
2024-08-18 01:16:52 +0000 UTCOh no. Sven and Pintsize are going to get together, aren't they?
schmod
2024-08-18 01:16:44 +0000 UTCDoes that background robot's shirt say "mozzarella"? I had a whole incident earlier today with a bumper sticker that said "mozzarella sticks" which I misread as "mozzarella sucks"
Ashbury Haight
2024-08-18 01:16:16 +0000 UTCI can relate with being lonely, because I am. I can't relate with having a satisfying sex life, because I am married.
Zig Justice
2024-08-18 01:16:08 +0000 UTCMeanwhile, Dora gets an unexpected bloody nose and Tai β who speaks anime β realizes someone else has just talked about her.
Miyaa
2024-08-18 01:16:08 +0000 UTCMOZZARELLA!
William Cole
2024-08-18 01:16:04 +0000 UTCThis is a threat
Emmu Lah
2024-08-18 01:15:11 +0000 UTCIf Sven moves to cubetown I will lose my godsdamned mind
Emmu Lah
2024-08-18 01:14:59 +0000 UTCPoor guy. It must be rough.
Jonathan Taves
2024-08-18 01:14:46 +0000 UTCSven isn't wrong, at the end of the day he has no one.
Michael
2024-08-18 01:14:39 +0000 UTCI'm sure Sven will get all the understanding that Marten could possibly muster up...
Doc Gumby
2024-08-18 01:14:03 +0000 UTC
