His Secret Shame
Added 2024-05-30 01:20:31 +0000 UTCHanners has never been more okay in her life
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Gatekeeping Warning: You are not a true caffeine addict until EVERY cup of coffee is a good cup of coffee. Excpt decaf of course.
Carol Metzger
2024-06-04 17:35:18 +0000 UTCIt has been my experience that expressions cannot be drawn without the method acting.
Carol Metzger
2024-06-04 17:33:12 +0000 UTCMe too, that face is giving me life.
Mark
2024-06-03 14:43:57 +0000 UTCOne of the reasons? Asphyxiation and incineration are a couple of others.
alphanor
2024-06-02 01:28:53 +0000 UTCused to be 8 Venusian Starbucks but they closed 4 that tried to unionize. Still, the decaf DOES suck.
Jim Feldman
2024-06-01 22:34:54 +0000 UTCNICE.
Andrew
2024-06-01 10:52:31 +0000 UTCThe Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube recently made a video or two where they used their new 300 ton press to make coffee, in case you're interested...
Leak
2024-06-01 07:56:42 +0000 UTCMmm... pastizzis 😋
David Paul
2024-06-01 06:12:42 +0000 UTCI'm getting strong "Calvin and Hobbes" vibes from all the funny faces in this comic.
Josh
2024-05-31 04:12:38 +0000 UTCHanners is BAKED AF
Ack
2024-05-31 00:28:22 +0000 UTC3rd panel Hanners = Mr. DeMartino (DeMartinelore?) if his wrath had been traded in for her chill vibes
Clarence the Liar
2024-05-30 22:16:50 +0000 UTCHanners + Liz = good ideas FOREVER??
Boots McGoot
2024-05-30 19:45:04 +0000 UTCSuch a mental picture I have.
alphanor
2024-05-30 19:19:09 +0000 UTC!!!!!
alphanor
2024-05-30 19:15:25 +0000 UTCHanners angry sounds a bit scary. I mean, with access to a space station full of diabolical capabilities. Hanners would make a pretty crazy super vilian!
Nick Whiting
2024-05-30 18:38:28 +0000 UTCThere are different being methods that can make a better cup of coffee, each one requires different techniques, equipment, temperature and grinder settings
Maya Pilkey
2024-05-30 16:34:54 +0000 UTCI refuse to believe anything else
Zak Reichle
2024-05-30 16:34:12 +0000 UTCI want to see more of Last-Panel Hanners. I bet that her mom uses that face all the time.
Halloween Jack
2024-05-30 16:07:32 +0000 UTCThere is absolutely no such thing as a good cup of coffee.
alphanor
2024-05-30 15:11:19 +0000 UTCWith that face, no need for a mask!
alphanor
2024-05-30 15:09:41 +0000 UTCI wonder if Jeph adopts the facial expressions of his characters while he draws them.
TV4Fun
2024-05-30 14:22:16 +0000 UTCFirst we have to determine if there actually is such a thing as a "good cup of coffee."
Kevin Hicks
2024-05-30 13:39:55 +0000 UTCThis would make an excellent "What If" question. We need to bombard his inbox to see how he approaches it. (I have asked a couple of questions for his blog, but I appear to have missed my mark (or they have drowned in a sea of unread emails)).
David Paul
2024-05-30 13:37:21 +0000 UTCAt least she's not wearing a Halloween mask, or holding a knife.
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-30 13:33:17 +0000 UTCYou and Hanners should compare notes.
David Paul
2024-05-30 13:31:35 +0000 UTCThank you for the burst of optimism! You've given us hope! 😊
David Paul
2024-05-30 13:05:33 +0000 UTCMaybe so, but there's still money in the idea. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3480
BookBeard
2024-05-30 12:40:38 +0000 UTC@Yelling Bird • GDI
Miyaa
2024-05-30 12:02:46 +0000 UTCClaire-face dot jpeg
Miyaa
2024-05-30 11:59:50 +0000 UTCCame here to post the same. We should all strive for that level of satisfaction.
Jon K
2024-05-30 11:33:51 +0000 UTC"HeheheMwuhaha...heheheMwuhaha" to be specific.
kupo
2024-05-30 10:41:16 +0000 UTCIt's still better than the coffee from Uranus.
Yelling Bird
2024-05-30 10:01:36 +0000 UTCWhich one, there used to be a gremlin laughing montage on YouTube (that I don't feel like seeing if it's still there at the moment).
Opus the Poet
2024-05-30 08:31:08 +0000 UTCI'm totally stealing "you're right! I'll draft a feasibility study" as an emergency exit phrase from conversations.
Garra Wolfdog
2024-05-30 08:27:02 +0000 UTCRIP Clinton, he jerked it until his hand fell off and then died.
Dean Reilly
2024-05-30 08:18:09 +0000 UTCDef pasticchi
Duncan
2024-05-30 08:10:49 +0000 UTCChemicals! - like Carbohydrates and Proteins?
Charles Hirst
2024-05-30 07:32:02 +0000 UTCI fucking LIVE for Hanner's face in panel 2. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-05-30 06:41:16 +0000 UTCMost planets, actually. Also - moist planets.
Leak
2024-05-30 06:36:30 +0000 UTCPanel 2 Hanners is absolutely zooted
Simpin4Holo
2024-05-30 06:06:26 +0000 UTCI'm not ashamed to admit this comic made me giggle like a gremlin.
kupo
2024-05-30 05:48:56 +0000 UTCSecret secret secret secret CoffEE
Jason Harris
2024-05-30 05:29:07 +0000 UTCPerhaps Load might be a better term. Her current chemical load.
Jason Harris
2024-05-30 05:28:22 +0000 UTCStoned Hanners is Hilarious Hanners.
YsabetJustYsabet
2024-05-30 05:12:23 +0000 UTCI love high Hanners
Onyx
2024-05-30 05:09:39 +0000 UTCI'm getting real "Anya from Spy x Family" vibes from Hanners right now.
Jaron Mortimer
2024-05-30 04:47:40 +0000 UTCI hope drawing the facial expressions from this party has been as fun as looking at them 😅
Arraine Siefert
2024-05-30 04:38:22 +0000 UTCA relic of a bygone era. Their commercials in the memories of a generation and a scant few stores are all that really remain of that once-toasty empire
KingAtticus
2024-05-30 04:23:09 +0000 UTCPanel 2 is my favourite Hanners Face ever
It's Lina
2024-05-30 03:37:22 +0000 UTCWow. That takes me back. I think I read that in middle school.
Taigan
2024-05-30 03:32:55 +0000 UTCDeeply creepy Hanners
BioGeek42
2024-05-30 03:29:54 +0000 UTCI saw Hanners’ face without reading the comic first and became scared
JD
2024-05-30 03:25:44 +0000 UTCI am recalling the Jupiter robots from Asimov's "Victory Unintentional."
Captain Button
2024-05-30 03:00:07 +0000 UTCTonight: HaNnErS turns into gamzee MAKARA
darklion
2024-05-30 02:57:13 +0000 UTCSure but you're still going to have a tepid espresso
Michael Phillips
2024-05-30 02:49:53 +0000 UTCShe did say ONE of the reasons…
William Cole
2024-05-30 02:44:17 +0000 UTCbetter living through chemicals. the trick is the balance ...
Joe
2024-05-30 02:40:34 +0000 UTCThat is an awful pun and I very much approve.
Celine Chamberlin
2024-05-30 02:40:22 +0000 UTC@Michael - there's no such thing as "iced coffee that's ok".
Joe
2024-05-30 02:39:31 +0000 UTCShe should get some cocaine eye drops.... for.... Many actual reasons. 😌
Carrie
2024-05-30 02:34:17 +0000 UTCYes it is. Done enough childcare to understand 100%.
Carrie
2024-05-30 02:32:05 +0000 UTCBalance?
Carl Fink
2024-05-30 02:29:46 +0000 UTCI think @DenIvanov was saying espresso would be different because it's *by definition* made using high pressure. That's what espresso is.
Carl Fink
2024-05-30 02:29:11 +0000 UTCIf it's after 8pm, I can do a half-cafe latte and sleep like a cat. (I've had kids. "Sleep like a baby" is a curse.)
Elf Sternberg
2024-05-30 02:25:17 +0000 UTCAdding caffeine to Liz's current chemical balance can only end well.
Dean Reilly
2024-05-30 02:15:23 +0000 UTCAnd while you can use a pressure vessel to do the extraction you still can't have hot coffee because the temperature is that you recognize as hot quickly become over the boiling point of the liquid.
Michael Phillips
2024-05-30 02:14:11 +0000 UTCFamous last words, Claire.
Charlotte Grubbs
2024-05-30 02:13:37 +0000 UTCAnything that uses heat to extract flavor from something in a liquid is going to extract less flavor in lower pressure settings.
Michael Phillips
2024-05-30 02:12:54 +0000 UTCWith beautiful floating islands, and scarcely any solid land? And singing beasts that sound like cellos? Save a seat for me.
Holly Nelson
2024-05-30 02:10:20 +0000 UTCHanelore clearly remembers the research colony that her dad forgot 😝
KingAtticus
2024-05-30 02:06:39 +0000 UTCHanners has ALL the faces.
Populuxe
2024-05-30 02:04:39 +0000 UTCHere lies Clinton. “I’ll miss you, you stupid little brother. – Claire”
Miyaa
2024-05-30 01:57:14 +0000 UTCWould espresso be more or less the same?
Den
2024-05-30 01:55:40 +0000 UTCAnd cakes. Toronto is very lucky to have “Venus Bakery and Cakes.”
Miyaa
2024-05-30 01:53:10 +0000 UTCThis feels like something that started as a private “What if” question to Randall Munroe.
Miyaa
2024-05-30 01:47:23 +0000 UTCQuizno’s?! What are those?🤣🤣🤣
Andrea Andrew
2024-05-30 01:43:20 +0000 UTCPfft. You can't even get BAD coffee on most planets!
BobC
2024-05-30 01:40:46 +0000 UTCOk, wait. This is QCniverse. They have space stations and robots. Do we know if there are canonical Venus colonies?
Taigan
2024-05-30 01:40:14 +0000 UTCRight?
Yelling Bird
2024-05-30 01:39:44 +0000 UTCFound my new pfp
Joel Bateman
2024-05-30 01:39:17 +0000 UTCNot everyone yet. The next comic is Clinton walking home when he trips and falls into a pit of enraged robot possums. His last words are "Whoa, cool chassis! Is that custAHHHHGGHHH!!!!"
BookBeard
2024-05-30 01:38:43 +0000 UTCMy god, Hanners is channeling a Quizno’s ad
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-05-30 01:38:28 +0000 UTCThough I suppose you could cook it in a pressure vessel and make iced coffee that was okay
Michael Phillips
2024-05-30 01:38:26 +0000 UTCVenus coffee is almost certainly better than Mars coffee. Cuz low atmospheric pressure coffee is going to taste like lukewarm crap
Michael Phillips
2024-05-30 01:37:48 +0000 UTCOf course they're back early - they took a red eye.
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-30 01:35:17 +0000 UTCWho hasn't had decaffeinated coffee at earlyasfrack am? Isn't it a quasi normal thing?
Carrie
2024-05-30 01:34:35 +0000 UTCJeph really built up to this one on his Bluesky feed.
Olaf
2024-05-30 01:33:47 +0000 UTCDammit, this is bugging me. Why wouldn't you be able to decaffeinate coffee on Venus? I mean you obviously couldn't make supercritical CO2 at atmospheric pressure there but if you're trying to make supercritical CO2, or really doing anything else, while exposed directly to Venus' atmosphere then decaffeinated coffee is likely to be the least of your problems. A closed-cycle decaffeination system at a fixed and reasonable internal pressure should work fine, again as long as you don't leave it out in the Venusian atmosphere where it would melt. (And I'm not even stoned...)
Yonatan Zunger
2024-05-30 01:33:41 +0000 UTC🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 yeah, they're only "acceptable".
Carrie
2024-05-30 01:32:47 +0000 UTCHer panel three face reminds me of kabuki theater somehow.
Doc Gumby
2024-05-30 01:32:27 +0000 UTCThe Hanners face in the last panel is soooo scary!! What is coming next??
alphanor
2024-05-30 01:31:30 +0000 UTCAnd Starbuck blew up the last Starbucks
Andrew
2024-05-30 01:31:18 +0000 UTCOr was it pastels?
Doc Gumby
2024-05-30 01:30:52 +0000 UTCand he's thinking of opening a coffee shop??
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-05-30 01:30:39 +0000 UTCHe likes the REAL slow burn ships. We should hear about them some time before 2030
Grace Kieser
2024-05-30 01:30:10 +0000 UTCCoffee made at 92 bar pressure? Yes please.
Andrew
2024-05-30 01:29:50 +0000 UTCVery good Hannelore faces in panels two and three.
Wynn Donivan
2024-05-30 01:28:36 +0000 UTCThe other reason you can't get a good cup of coffee on Venus is that they only have Tom Horbons.
BookBeard
2024-05-30 01:28:14 +0000 UTCThat Panel 2 face...
Graydon Armstrong
2024-05-30 01:27:46 +0000 UTCOk, High Hanners needs to happen WAY more often.
Yelling Bird
2024-05-30 01:27:04 +0000 UTCI wanna see the feasibility study!
Tannerbot
2024-05-30 01:25:58 +0000 UTCWith all their arms, Venusian baristas must be amazing.
Bill Silvia
2024-05-30 01:25:43 +0000 UTCOr is it pasties? Or pasties?
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-30 01:25:37 +0000 UTCNO WHAT HAPPENED WITH IRIS AND WILLOW GOD DAMMIT JEPH
Graydon Armstrong
2024-05-30 01:25:17 +0000 UTCGood to see everyone made it home OK.
Matthew Holland
2024-05-30 01:24:19 +0000 UTCHanners' arc of coming back and Liz's arc of...wherever she is are going to cross. Not sure if I'm ready for this.
ValdVin
2024-05-30 01:23:50 +0000 UTCVenus does have amazing pastries though.
Doc Gumby
2024-05-30 01:22:02 +0000 UTC
