Orange You Glad
Added 2024-05-15 01:03:47 +0000 UTCbanana
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Anytime I've been around anyone on weed, they were not hilarious at any time. They were stupid when they tried to be serious, and even more stupid when they thought they were being funny. The last one I was around laughed like a hyena while he actively tried to get his coworkers killed at his job.
awgiedawgie
2024-05-17 23:21:10 +0000 UTCThere IS one other proper reply, but I fear if it is uttered it A) might happen and tiny excited things will cheer for it or B) a balloon might appear...
Smashy smashy
2024-05-16 13:11:37 +0000 UTCfeels like fluorine-based chemistry which is either moderately helpful or Very Super Bad
JourneymanWizard
2024-05-16 06:04:07 +0000 UTCI think Iris is my spirit AI (as opposed to a Spirit Animal)
Jason Harris
2024-05-16 05:59:45 +0000 UTCYou don't know that Button.
Yelling Bird
2024-05-16 03:37:47 +0000 UTC"You, however, won't be able to get back in it."
Sleepy John
2024-05-16 03:29:06 +0000 UTCMy nephews, then four and six, told me "Say 'under where' ." I admired their cutting out the unnecessary setup to get to the punch line of exactly what they thought I was eating.
ValdVin
2024-05-16 01:00:13 +0000 UTCI did google it. I knew it was from 71, but couldn't remember the album name. it was their debut album, Cheech and Chong.
Joe
2024-05-15 23:21:21 +0000 UTCI feel the chemistry between these two would deter most shippers.
William Burns
2024-05-15 22:24:01 +0000 UTCAnd Evanescent.
Stephen Wells
2024-05-15 21:57:42 +0000 UTCNo. No, it's not an improvement.
awgiedawgie
2024-05-15 21:43:57 +0000 UTCYep, Marten way back in #305. It got him punched by Faye (as many things did back then) so I think we can put that one in the 'failed fingerguns' column. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=305
BookBeard
2024-05-15 17:55:22 +0000 UTCOoh follow up - has anyone with two fully human hands ever used fingerguns?
Jeff
2024-05-15 14:53:36 +0000 UTCIn any case, I think we all appreciate your service!
Graydon Armstrong
2024-05-15 14:36:47 +0000 UTCThat sounds fun actually, I wish I knew how to do it. But the simple answer is: free time and autism.
BookBeard
2024-05-15 13:18:15 +0000 UTCThere are single celled organisms that have deduced Iris' feelings for Willow :)
Stephen Wells
2024-05-15 11:17:31 +0000 UTCPhDE
Stephen Wells
2024-05-15 11:16:17 +0000 UTCWhom? :)
Stephen Wells
2024-05-15 11:12:48 +0000 UTCThose nicknames are getting cornea with every iteration.
David Paul
2024-05-15 10:30:10 +0000 UTC“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana” has been a favorite joke of our 8 year old for quite some time. Now he’s moving on to fart jokes…not sure if that’s an improvement 😜
Spazzzen
2024-05-15 10:27:33 +0000 UTCHow do you have something as specific as fingerguns indexed to pull up 4 examples so quickly?! Do you have some sort of image recognition AI running on the whole archive, or what?
Graydon Armstrong
2024-05-15 10:13:10 +0000 UTCI understood that reference dot gif. But I would have to google it to find out which album it was on.
Opus the Poet
2024-05-15 08:36:50 +0000 UTCAs they say in fashion "Everything old is new again" or "Hang on to it, another 40 years and it will be back in."
Opus the Poet
2024-05-15 08:35:21 +0000 UTCThe Pre-fab Four.
Opus the Poet
2024-05-15 08:31:00 +0000 UTCThere is no such thing as a *good* knock-knock joke. There is tolerable and terrible.
Opus the Poet
2024-05-15 08:28:45 +0000 UTCLet's shut Willow out there as well, maybe some revelations will happen :D
enchantedsleeper
2024-05-15 08:08:18 +0000 UTC"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud. Say it." "Tsundere."
enchantedsleeper
2024-05-15 07:57:48 +0000 UTC"Iris. Iris Iris Iris. *Pupil*."
Stephen Wells
2024-05-15 06:09:55 +0000 UTCTo be fair, most of the people I've been around who were on weed were hilarious when they were trying to be serious. She probably is also. Unfortunately, she's trying to joke around now, so she's not funny at all. It's almost like Jeph has some experience with intoxicated people.
Some Ed
2024-05-15 05:26:14 +0000 UTCI only have two BSs. (They printed the first one crooked, so I made them reprint it.)
Brooks Moses
2024-05-15 05:19:11 +0000 UTCNone of them are in piloting alien spaceships!
Captain Button
2024-05-15 04:57:51 +0000 UTC"Dave's not here!"
Captain Button
2024-05-15 04:56:50 +0000 UTCPhDeez NUTS???? No wait, does that work on Liz?
legobil
2024-05-15 04:25:25 +0000 UTC"Knock knock" "Door's open!"
Eric Sieck
2024-05-15 04:12:32 +0000 UTCOk but intentionally or not that's a great fuckin' joke
Eric Sieck
2024-05-15 04:11:49 +0000 UTCUgh, I am Iris here. You're high and you think you're funny, and I would rather throw myself off a bridge than endure you.
Uniquitous
2024-05-15 03:57:47 +0000 UTC„Elizabeth Applebloom, PHD, I believe we have already met WHO?“
Rhadan
2024-05-15 03:56:11 +0000 UTCHey. Hey hey hey. Heyyyyy! I GET you.
SilverbackRon
2024-05-15 03:46:18 +0000 UTCEffective deployment of finger guns include Yay while magically fixing anxiety disorders and Clinton while serving up sick burns on his sister. Less positive examples are Pintsize just before an existential crisis and Clinton again when angering Faye. All-in-all, a mixed track record. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4915 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3866 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4555 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3527
BookBeard
2024-05-15 03:44:08 +0000 UTC@ValdVin Is there such a thing as a good knock-knock joke? I fear I am going to regret asking that question.
SilverbackRon
2024-05-15 03:43:54 +0000 UTC"Hey hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around..."
Bill Marcum
2024-05-15 03:31:39 +0000 UTCThis is why drugs don't impress me. I hate being stupid.
Alex Rahr
2024-05-15 03:28:01 +0000 UTCIris fell into Liz's trap here.
Randall Norman Pick
2024-05-15 03:26:23 +0000 UTCP harDer?
Michael Chui
2024-05-15 03:14:57 +0000 UTCI offered a knock-knock joke, not a *good* knock-knock joke.
ValdVin
2024-05-15 02:56:06 +0000 UTCI hadda ask...
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-15 02:53:38 +0000 UTCHas anyone in QC ever used fingerguns without it backfiring?
ValdVin
2024-05-15 02:53:19 +0000 UTCBrun's jokes have PUNchlines
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-05-15 02:48:19 +0000 UTCLiz's outfit: late 50's/early 70's. Polyester pantsuit. Peter pan collar, matching belt.
Michael Boettger
2024-05-15 02:43:52 +0000 UTCIt says "out on" now.
jonesnori
2024-05-15 02:43:13 +0000 UTCPhDeez?
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-05-15 02:41:09 +0000 UTCTake off
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-05-15 02:39:58 +0000 UTCFingerguns
Jeff
2024-05-15 02:23:23 +0000 UTC"shutting myself out of the fire escape"? Shoving? Out on?
J.R. Murdock
2024-05-15 02:22:49 +0000 UTCThe only proper reply
Zig Justice
2024-05-15 02:19:13 +0000 UTCI know what I doing
Zig Justice
2024-05-15 02:18:47 +0000 UTC🎶 -sad trombone- 🎶
Holly Nelson
2024-05-15 02:17:38 +0000 UTCPhD²
tellumo
2024-05-15 02:13:55 +0000 UTCI feel like Liz could’ve deduced Iris’s feelings for Willow here.
Andrea Andrew
2024-05-15 02:13:45 +0000 UTCI mean, she *is* high. Also, excellent username. Correction--*great* username. Possibly even moving.
tellumo
2024-05-15 02:12:13 +0000 UTC"Iris, Iris, Iris. IRIS. I-to-the-riz." (Nickname achieved.)
ValdVin
2024-05-15 02:04:42 +0000 UTC"Camp pistol ya lift the lid." (I'll show myself out.)
ValdVin
2024-05-15 01:52:40 +0000 UTCKnock knock. Who's there? Iris. Iris who? Irispect Liz's commitment to terrible punchlines.
BookBeard
2024-05-15 01:43:38 +0000 UTCReally, who's are they?
BookBeard
2024-05-15 01:42:08 +0000 UTCIf Liz wasn't so high, she could've told some classic non-human knock knock jokes to Iris: Liz: Knock-knock Iris: Who's there Liz: Art Iris: Art Who? Liz: R2D2
Bartley J Drood
2024-05-15 01:41:12 +0000 UTCAnd NewMay. Thought I thought OldMay was cute. But we can't forgot about the bootybot, Millefeuille.
Joel Bateman
2024-05-15 01:40:13 +0000 UTChomophobic dog meme dot jpeg
Pejo
2024-05-15 01:36:42 +0000 UTCCamp pistol who? (I genuinely don't know and can't predict the punchline)
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-15 01:33:09 +0000 UTCIt took her this long, she's making progress
Rich Holmes
2024-05-15 01:31:11 +0000 UTCYes, but also, consider Moray and Bubbles.
Adam with two As, a D, and an M
2024-05-15 01:26:29 +0000 UTC"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, IRIS"
Fart Captor
2024-05-15 01:25:20 +0000 UTCTrue, but Brun's jokes have punchlines.
ValdVin
2024-05-15 01:24:11 +0000 UTCLiz is such a card.
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-15 01:23:54 +0000 UTCor perhaps say that line just as things are ramping up to a climax
Mad Marie
2024-05-15 01:22:41 +0000 UTCI've got two PHDs.
Yelling Bird
2024-05-15 01:22:25 +0000 UTCThe "hey"s remind me of when Brun tells a joke.
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-15 01:22:01 +0000 UTCI love the absolutely furious photo of Iris in the background every time I see it.
Dorian
2024-05-15 01:21:53 +0000 UTC🤦♀️😅
Carrie
2024-05-15 01:21:24 +0000 UTCLet's see...says here one must roll at least a d21.
Mad Marie
2024-05-15 01:21:19 +0000 UTCI am a banana!
Thomas Baxter
2024-05-15 01:20:32 +0000 UTCI've never had the opportunity to be the little spoon...must be nice.
Mad Marie
2024-05-15 01:20:19 +0000 UTC"Hey. Hey hey hey. Heyyyyy." Liz is so high she forgot to give Iris a nickname.
ValdVin
2024-05-15 01:19:53 +0000 UTCIris's pic has caught her at the height of happiness (by which I mean her scale).
ValdVin
2024-05-15 01:19:39 +0000 UTCI lolled
SpookyPenguin
2024-05-15 01:17:54 +0000 UTCSure that's : Elizabeth Applebloom *double* Phd
David Durant
2024-05-15 01:16:52 +0000 UTCIf you make “banana” your safeword, you can say after sex “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” and your partner *will* leave you, but it will be worth it. 😜
Taigan
2024-05-15 01:16:41 +0000 UTC"Who's there?" "Camp pistol."
ValdVin
2024-05-15 01:16:39 +0000 UTCWhy are the toll, flat chested, colorful robots the ones we all simp for?
Joel Bateman
2024-05-15 01:13:47 +0000 UTCThere is always a bigger spoon!
Miyaa
2024-05-15 01:11:55 +0000 UTCPanel six is my favorite Iris ever.
Doc Gumby
2024-05-15 01:11:06 +0000 UTCThe gremlin has fully embraced the spaciness. I love it.
Tannerbot
2024-05-15 01:11:06 +0000 UTCHeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-05-15 01:11:02 +0000 UTCchemical reaction with pot smoke.
Mad Marie
2024-05-15 01:11:02 +0000 UTCLiz casts Knock, but her target doesn't open up.
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-15 01:10:55 +0000 UTCIs it just me or is Iris’s hair getting more floofier as this night progresses?
Miyaa
2024-05-15 01:09:32 +0000 UTCIris walked into that one, and now she's walking out.
Sean Kinlin
2024-05-15 01:08:57 +0000 UTCAh yes… to be young and stoned and drunk and think you’re the life of the party.
Jose Alfredo Villalobos
2024-05-15 01:08:33 +0000 UTCoh she is GONE
Tamara Macadam
2024-05-15 01:08:23 +0000 UTCBanana indeed.
Wynn Donivan
2024-05-15 01:08:02 +0000 UTCI love Willow's graduation picture in the background
Ashbury Haight
2024-05-15 01:07:59 +0000 UTCJokes are all about subversion of expectations, so when you expect a punchline but got punched by a line...
Ting
2024-05-15 01:07:55 +0000 UTCSurprisingly less gremlish than expected. (...So far?)
Zig Justice
2024-05-15 01:07:50 +0000 UTCWell at least she's harmless when stoned.
Jay
2024-05-15 01:07:30 +0000 UTCMy spoon is too big!
Thomas Baxter
2024-05-15 01:07:24 +0000 UTC
