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Anytime I've been around anyone on weed, they were not hilarious at any time. They were stupid when they tried to be serious, and even more stupid when they thought they were being funny. The last one I was around laughed like a hyena while he actively tried to get his coworkers killed at his job.

awgiedawgie

There IS one other proper reply, but I fear if it is uttered it A) might happen and tiny excited things will cheer for it or B) a balloon might appear...

Smashy smashy

feels like fluorine-based chemistry which is either moderately helpful or Very Super Bad

JourneymanWizard

I think Iris is my spirit AI (as opposed to a Spirit Animal)

Jason Harris

You don't know that Button.

Yelling Bird

"You, however, won't be able to get back in it."

Sleepy John

My nephews, then four and six, told me "Say 'under where' ." I admired their cutting out the unnecessary setup to get to the punch line of exactly what they thought I was eating.

ValdVin

I did google it. I knew it was from 71, but couldn't remember the album name. it was their debut album, Cheech and Chong.

Joe

I feel the chemistry between these two would deter most shippers.

William Burns

And Evanescent.

Stephen Wells

No. No, it's not an improvement.

awgiedawgie

Yep, Marten way back in #305. It got him punched by Faye (as many things did back then) so I think we can put that one in the 'failed fingerguns' column. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=305

BookBeard

Ooh follow up - has anyone with two fully human hands ever used fingerguns?

Jeff

In any case, I think we all appreciate your service!

Graydon Armstrong

That sounds fun actually, I wish I knew how to do it. But the simple answer is: free time and autism.

BookBeard

There are single celled organisms that have deduced Iris' feelings for Willow :)

Stephen Wells

PhDE

Stephen Wells

Whom? :)

Stephen Wells

Those nicknames are getting cornea with every iteration.

David Paul

“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana” has been a favorite joke of our 8 year old for quite some time. Now he’s moving on to fart jokes…not sure if that’s an improvement 😜

Spazzzen

How do you have something as specific as fingerguns indexed to pull up 4 examples so quickly?! Do you have some sort of image recognition AI running on the whole archive, or what?

Graydon Armstrong

I understood that reference dot gif. But I would have to google it to find out which album it was on.

Opus the Poet

As they say in fashion "Everything old is new again" or "Hang on to it, another 40 years and it will be back in."

Opus the Poet

The Pre-fab Four.

Opus the Poet

There is no such thing as a *good* knock-knock joke. There is tolerable and terrible.

Opus the Poet

Let's shut Willow out there as well, maybe some revelations will happen :D

enchantedsleeper

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud. Say it." "Tsundere."

enchantedsleeper

"Iris. Iris Iris Iris. *Pupil*."

Stephen Wells

To be fair, most of the people I've been around who were on weed were hilarious when they were trying to be serious. She probably is also. Unfortunately, she's trying to joke around now, so she's not funny at all. It's almost like Jeph has some experience with intoxicated people.

Some Ed

I only have two BSs. (They printed the first one crooked, so I made them reprint it.)

Brooks Moses

None of them are in piloting alien spaceships!

Captain Button

"Dave's not here!"

Captain Button

PhDeez NUTS???? No wait, does that work on Liz?

legobil

"Knock knock" "Door's open!"

Eric Sieck

Ok but intentionally or not that's a great fuckin' joke

Eric Sieck

Ugh, I am Iris here. You're high and you think you're funny, and I would rather throw myself off a bridge than endure you.

Uniquitous

„Elizabeth Applebloom, PHD, I believe we have already met WHO?“

Rhadan

Hey. Hey hey hey. Heyyyyy! I GET you.

SilverbackRon

Effective deployment of finger guns include Yay while magically fixing anxiety disorders and Clinton while serving up sick burns on his sister. Less positive examples are Pintsize just before an existential crisis and Clinton again when angering Faye. All-in-all, a mixed track record. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4915 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3866 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4555 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3527

BookBeard

@ValdVin Is there such a thing as a good knock-knock joke? I fear I am going to regret asking that question.

SilverbackRon

"Hey hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around..."

Bill Marcum

This is why drugs don't impress me. I hate being stupid.

Alex Rahr

Iris fell into Liz's trap here.

Randall Norman Pick

P harDer?

Michael Chui

I offered a knock-knock joke, not a *good* knock-knock joke.

ValdVin

I hadda ask...

Sean Kinlin

Has anyone in QC ever used fingerguns without it backfiring?

ValdVin

Brun's jokes have PUNchlines

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Liz's outfit: late 50's/early 70's. Polyester pantsuit. Peter pan collar, matching belt.

Michael Boettger

It says "out on" now.

jonesnori

PhDeez?

Magic Chopstick Games

Take off

Magic Chopstick Games

Fingerguns

Jeff

"shutting myself out of the fire escape"? Shoving? Out on?

J.R. Murdock

The only proper reply

Zig Justice

I know what I doing

Zig Justice

🎶 -sad trombone- 🎶

Holly Nelson

PhD²

tellumo

I feel like Liz could’ve deduced Iris’s feelings for Willow here.

Andrea Andrew

I mean, she *is* high. Also, excellent username. Correction--*great* username. Possibly even moving.

tellumo

"Iris, Iris, Iris. IRIS. I-to-the-riz." (Nickname achieved.)

ValdVin

"Camp pistol ya lift the lid." (I'll show myself out.)

ValdVin

Knock knock. Who's there? Iris. Iris who? Irispect Liz's commitment to terrible punchlines.

BookBeard

Really, who's are they?

BookBeard

If Liz wasn't so high, she could've told some classic non-human knock knock jokes to Iris: Liz: Knock-knock Iris: Who's there Liz: Art Iris: Art Who? Liz: R2D2

Bartley J Drood

And NewMay. Thought I thought OldMay was cute. But we can't forgot about the bootybot, Millefeuille.

Joel Bateman

homophobic dog meme dot jpeg

Pejo

Camp pistol who? (I genuinely don't know and can't predict the punchline)

Sean Kinlin

It took her this long, she's making progress

Rich Holmes

Yes, but also, consider Moray and Bubbles.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, IRIS"

Fart Captor

True, but Brun's jokes have punchlines.

ValdVin

Liz is such a card.

Sean Kinlin

or perhaps say that line just as things are ramping up to a climax

Mad Marie

I've got two PHDs.

Yelling Bird

The "hey"s remind me of when Brun tells a joke.

Sean Kinlin

I love the absolutely furious photo of Iris in the background every time I see it.

Dorian

🤦‍♀️😅

Carrie

Let's see...says here one must roll at least a d21.

Mad Marie

I am a banana!

Thomas Baxter

I've never had the opportunity to be the little spoon...must be nice.

Mad Marie

"Hey. Hey hey hey. Heyyyyy." Liz is so high she forgot to give Iris a nickname.

ValdVin

Iris's pic has caught her at the height of happiness (by which I mean her scale).

ValdVin

I lolled

SpookyPenguin

Sure that's : Elizabeth Applebloom *double* Phd

David Durant

If you make “banana” your safeword, you can say after sex “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” and your partner *will* leave you, but it will be worth it. 😜

Taigan

"Who's there?" "Camp pistol."

ValdVin

Why are the toll, flat chested, colorful robots the ones we all simp for?

Joel Bateman

There is always a bigger spoon!

Miyaa

Panel six is my favorite Iris ever.

Doc Gumby

The gremlin has fully embraced the spaciness. I love it.

Tannerbot

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Not that Patrick Foltz

chemical reaction with pot smoke.

Mad Marie

Liz casts Knock, but her target doesn't open up.

Sean Kinlin

Is it just me or is Iris’s hair getting more floofier as this night progresses?

Miyaa

Iris walked into that one, and now she's walking out.

Sean Kinlin

Ah yes… to be young and stoned and drunk and think you’re the life of the party.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

oh she is GONE

Tamara Macadam

Banana indeed.

Wynn Donivan

I love Willow's graduation picture in the background

Ashbury Haight

Jokes are all about subversion of expectations, so when you expect a punchline but got punched by a line...

Ting

Surprisingly less gremlish than expected. (...So far?)

Zig Justice

Well at least she's harmless when stoned.

Jay

My spoon is too big!

Thomas Baxter


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