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Shields

Herbily induced bliss.

OldGoat

Def one of my favorite faces ever

Brian

wow, the liver reference was very disturbing, but Cass King's neurons DO fire very loudly

jimbo

probably pretty mellow compared to some of the medications she has been on ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

So glad Hannelore doesn’t get weed anxiety and just gets to enjoy it.

Vaiess

Holy crap, Hannelore's high face in the final panel is now my favourite. Like it so much I made it my avatar. 💯👍

Steve

I adore Highnelore.

Kaljaktun

When my dad was assigned to the CVA43 NavSecGruSupRad listening in on the VC off China Station their equipment room was right under the starboard bow catapult. According to him it was so loud that they had to shut down during flight ops because it disrupted the crypto equipment which was more mechanical than electronic back then.

Opus the Poet

Unfocussed Clair is funny...

Opus the Poet

My tinnitus basically blocks everything from 4KHz on up, which plays Hell with my understanding of certain consonants: P, T, F, S and Z. Below 4KHz I have the ears of a 12 YO, I can hear soft noises just like I always did, above 4KHz all I hear is a high pitched shrieking whistle, really loud. Thanks DUI pickup driver who tried to kill me.

Opus the Poet

Yes!

alphanor

Tinnitus, ugh - so constantly annoying!

alphanor

Of course!!

alphanor

Yeah, I prefer edibles to smoking. Any kind of smoking damages the lungs, as Ayo's reaction shows. Pain in this context is not good.

alphanor

I think it's farther than that, and she's still headed out.

alphanor

If the problem is that you don't have the sound file, https://apple.fandom.com/wiki/Wild_Eep seem to have a link to a WAV file. If the problem is that you can't get it onto your devices, I don't have much in the way of advice there.

Josh Smift

Ouch. Ayo outed as a foot pervert.

Chris Warren

Poor Claire ahaha😂 High Hannelore is so great

RadiusUlna

"Haha, here we go" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3870

Hugh Eckert

My tinnitus (Thanks Midnight Oil!) doesn't block other sounds, it's kind of an overlay and sounds sorta like crickets. I'll have to try the sound isolation booth sometime when I'm not being tested and see what else I can hear.

allanfranta

"Smugly content" sounds great!

allanfranta

Gros Michel's (Big Mike) bananas were good.

allanfranta

I think that is the most chill Hannelore face I've ever seen in panel 4

Nathan Kinsey

Look at the package; maybe the monkeys picked the bananas with their feet.

Daniel Drazen

This is the way

Mina (WildishWolf)

I was warned, at my first time, that I likely wouldn't get much effect. Which doesn't make much sense but I just rolled with it and had an afternoon that was much happier than I had expected. Which, tbf, had at least as much to do with the fact htat I wasn't being left out of a group activity that I knew was going on and that everyone else seemed to be having such fun with. Being the Girl Scout Leader's kid was damn near worse than the preacher's kid.

Am Queue

I love that sound with all my heart. I haven't been able to get it onto any devices in at least a decade.

Am Queue

Same with mine, but then I barely inhaled so I think that had more to do with it

enchantedsleeper

Also, taste and smell are linked, so you can make a reasonable inference from the latter

enchantedsleeper

A banana edible would taste like Gross Michel.

prettydragoon

Claire is following the opposite of oxygen mask protocol. Make sure your friends have their own buzz safely on before adjusting your own :)

Stephen Wells

Of course Willow goes from "I can hear my neurons" to "I can hear your neurons" :)

Stephen Wells

So an internet friend had publicly asked what to do when her edible hadn’t kicked in after 3 hours. I suggested that it might be a placebo, and so she should take 2 edibles and restart her 3 hour timer.

Miyaa

Ok, so hearing your own neurons firing is something you can literally do. It takes a Chamber of Extreme Silence to hear, but!, those exist. Audio engineers build them sometimes. I read an article about a Navy Sailor who had been assigned to an aircraft carrier and wanted silence. Carriers are really loud. Not just catapult launches and cable landings, which do send KCHUNG through at least the upper decks. But things like really loud fuel pumps transferring tens of thousands of liters of jet fuel upwards can be 90+ dB. (I’ve been told that’s the perfect time to rub one out in your bunk since no one is hearing anything, IF you don’t mind joining the Procession of Shame to the showers afterwards with everyone thinking the same thing.) Anyway, said silence-wanting Sailor was back on shore, maybe retired, and said the thing he wanted most after the the carrier was SILENCE. And you can pay to sit in those Chambers of Silence even if you’re not testing any microphones or anything else, so he did. He said you can hear the blood sloshing around in your ears and own breathing and heartbeat, but beneath even that a sort of crackling radio static which turns out to be your neurons firing. I of course would hear the old-TV squeak of my always-going tinnitus, which I can hear in ordinary rooms, probably too loud to hear my neural crackle,

Shane Wegner

Yeah, that is much more common that one would expect.

SilverbackRon

That is horrifying. But it did make me laugh.

SilverbackRon

Thanks! Three years and three days as a matter of fact. Yes, unimaginably hard. But so worth it.

SilverbackRon

vape hits really get you in the back of the throat in a way that joints don’t

JD

Am remembering my first & last attempts at that stuff almost 54 years ago.

Sparky

“Wild eep”? Who are you, Mac84?

Anonymous Freak

Hannerlore is still photosynthesizing

Bagge

I've known several people who said their first time didn't work so well.

Yelling Bird

Hanners is soooooooooo baked. XD

TwoRavens

Tomatoes, oddly enough! The boys down at the lab have no idea why.

Uniquitous

Iris, run weed.exe!

Uniquitous

That is the sexiest face Hanners has ever displayed!

Dr. Otter

oh hey, hanners is me when I am high, unhelpful and smugly content

Aeryn Monet

to be fair, I cough every time I smoke a vape to get high too. also is Claire not smoking so as to prevent the sudden summoning of dogs? ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

https://youtu.be/ustNTuq2HKc seems appropriate

Joshua

Like an extinct cultivar of bananas, read up on the origins of artificial banana flavor.

Opus the Poet

Of course there's feet, how else do you get the bananas into a vape.

SpookyPenguin

When you were a baby, you stuck your foot in your mouth. Everyone knows what feet taste like.

SpazzyC

Oh, hey. It's me when my social group went to a band's rental after a concert and it turned into a hotbox.

Cameron W.

@Carrie: Anterograde amnesia is common with benzodiazepines, having little or no recall after they kick in, and alcohol tends to make it worse. I know dissassociation was somewhat common with higher doses of them, at least personally, as well.

Zak Reichle

It was more of a case of I took a dose-and-a-half because I wanted to really feel it, then forgot that I already did a dose and a half. It was something like 7 hours later when I came down enough to stand up.

Pete Hanson

Bong water neti pot?

Catherine Germann

She’s so hyucked lol

Jacob Swider

Nah your first time was just with shit weed

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Same issue as dabs lmao

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Nah I think hanners has recovered enough to just enjoy a novel experience. Wouldn't be surprised if she felt weird about it the next day, but I don't think she'll have a bad time now unless someone else actively triggers her

Dave, Duke of Fridges

ah yes my favorite Roxette B-side, "Listen To Your Lungs"

Pejo

Ayo foot fetishist confirmed

Pejo

I mean, edibles don’t have a feet taste.

Andrea Andrew

For reference: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3876

BookBeard

Dora did suggest that Hanners should try weed some time ago, but she was concerned about the legality. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1046

BookBeard

— 🎶 Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? 🎶 — You mean like human feet? — Eh, sort of.

Graydon Armstrong

It takes at least three full IV's of hydromorphone for me to get similar effects. 😅🙇‍♀️

Carrie

Ah, the tapir! Jeph sketched me one at ECCC like 15 years ago!

Graydon Armstrong

Robert Anton Wilson discussed the variability of MJ response in "Sex And Drugs" (1973).

Captain Button

Benzodiazepines and alcohol, ugh. I never had amnesia per se, unless you count disassociation. Apparently I seemed more like a normal person (very not the normal hypergeek, eccentric self). People call that moniker Ms. Hyde (who went by that name) while I have zero recall of anything the rest of those days.

Carrie

Ever smelled something that is so strong you can taste it? Like that.

Jennifer Doyle

like bananas, presumably.

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

And when she's vaping, everyone who's waiting Goes ahhh COUGH COUGH HACK GASP

William Cole

Bravo!

William Cole

Yikes!

William Cole

My lungs are not wrong

Todd Ellner

My lungs think inhaling smoke or vapor is Bad. Edibles only

Todd Ellner

I wonder what a banana edible would taste like.

Andrea Andrew

🎵Likes that sweet MJ bud flower The girl from Eeeeepanema goes vaping...🎵

Sean Kinlin

I was more of a Sosumi guy tbh

Magic Chopstick Games

Good gravy! Feet I could stand...but BANANAS????

Ben R

Since she was introduced Ayo has stuck her foot in her mouth roughly once per comic. Of course she knows what feet taste like.

BookBeard

One of the first to comment, but probably a lot of us remember it.

Sean Kinlin

Huge rip, yeah

Magic Chopstick Games

Definitely a little worried about Hannalore's reaction right now. Hopefully, post-yak Hannalore can look at it and go, "Well that was a nice experience." We don't need another Fayepocalypse.

Elf Sternberg

Id have been far more worried about Hanners consuming alcohol than weed, given how many of the common anxiety meds react with alcohol especially. *Edit: actually come to think of it, Hanners takes lorazepam(Ativan) (Claire has also taken it), and from personal experience I can say getting drunk while taking benzodiazepines is not smart nor safe. The likely amnesia is also really not fun most of the time.

Zak Reichle

Did you do the "these edibles ain't doin' squat" thing and go back for more?

Elf Sternberg

Vape pens are kind of trash because I have that reaction every time it just takes one hit to get you high and I spent 20 minutes coughing up a lung. Then I eventually get to where Hanners is at.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

Except where Willow is concerned, and Iris is very invested in making sure nothing bad happens to Willow right now.

Elf Sternberg

Probably because there's no knowing how someone will respond to MJ? Back in the olden days before I got hit in the head with a truck I would get like Hanners is now, but post-truck induced TBI weed gives me a splitting headache. There is a grain of truth in Reefer Madness in that a tiny percentage of people have MJ-induced psychosis, like less than 1%. There are weight-loss drugs that have similar side-effects in larger proportion of those taking them that are approved for use. But given the cocktail of meds that Hanners is taking, I wouldn't have advised her to try MJ for fear of inducing psychosis. If she was real and not a product of Jeph's imagination.

Opus the Poet

They couldn't get weed past Lt. what's-her-name, the TSA agent on Station.

Captain Button

Closest we have seen was Dora trying to convince Hanners that it would more or less do exactly that. Can try and summon BookBeard for a link.

Zak Reichle

First time I smoked barely anything happened. I hope this means that next time she smokes she's gonna break space-time or some shit.

Yelling Bird

That's a fair description of weed's taste. It's why I stick to edibles that I can't taste it in .lol.

James Anthony

Congrats on being smoke free! I too smoked 2 packs a day and quitting cigarettes was one of the most difficult things.

Zak Reichle

Hanners looks a lot like I did the first time I toked. Or maybe more like that time I accidentally consumed 3 times the usual dose of an edible.

Pete Hanson

When I was young, inexperienced, and stupid I was smoking from a bong mostly unsupervised. I got enough smoke in the base, pulled the bowl out, and sucked the smoke in so hard that bong water went into my mouth and out my nose. I coughed so hard for so long, just like Ayo. There was no banana, only feet. I was so high for so long.

September Dexter

I am just feeling the pain in my throat watching Ayo hit that vape in panel 2. I remember being the stoner noob. Then I was later the two packs of cigarettes a day guy. Then I was the heart attack at 45 guy. Now I don't smoke anything, but I like an edible gummy now and then, especially with friends.

SilverbackRon

…Why has no one ever tried this with Hannelore before!? I’m no doctor, but seems like a great way to calm her down.

Thisguy

That is Iris' "edge of her seat excitement" face, dontcha know?

SilverbackRon

Am I the first one to notice that the Wild Eep was a Mac OS 8 alert sound?

David Garrett

Wild Eep! I have that as my beep sound on my laptop, and it makes me happy every time something beeps.

Josh Smift

This Funnel Cake I'm smoking tastes great, no feet at all. Am I missing out?

Doc Gumby

Just don't harsh Hanner's buzz.

BigBoats

Hanners is 100% either going to become a stoner or staunchly anti drug use (personally) after this.

Isaac Rivers

I’m not kink-shaming her, just kink-asking her why 🙃😆

Jon

COUGH—smooth—HACK Also, I love how Hanners is already catching the red-eye.

Maurice Kessler

I'm with Ayo, that sounds like a horrible pairing.

Olaf

So when does the wayward pet like Cosmo come in? (Just so it isn't a tapir.)

Captain Button

Don’t kink shame Ayo!

Jono Hayward

Also, I think Hanners is drifting somewhere near Alpha Centauri right now 😅😂

Jon

Hanneuron Dendricot-Chaxon

Sean Kinlin

Ayo's been doing some research on how to be cool here. But the screenplay of "Reefer Madness" is not the right source.

ValdVin

She needs proper middle finger discipline.

Captain Button

Is it bad that I imagine her sister just off panel making the same face and pose as Iris?

Armcannon Productions

Oh... Oh no...

Jon

Um, Ayo, honey, how *do* you know what feet taste like?! 👀

Jon

You’d think Iris would be enjoying this. People making asses of themselves is like her favorite spectator sport, right?

Taigan

ding dong ding dong ding banana feet!

Brendan Luster

hanneurons

Hope Power

That third panel reminds me of when Aurelia decided to "chase" Claire.

Travis Young

welp rip ayo

Skye

Holy cow Hanners is stoned. Also, same Ayo, same.

Tannerbot

I think Ayo shot herself with those finger guns.

Sean Kinlin

this might be the most relaxed hanners has ever been in her life actually

Logan Nix

Hanners has the loudest neurons, man...

Doc Gumby


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