3, 2 ,1, Let's Jam

Woo, we're Moray-wearing-inclined sisters!

Harmony Petersen

I was just gunna say the same thing!

Vilinda

There's a QC AI Type for everyone :D

enchantedsleeper

I would wear Moray, just saying. Sounds cozy.

Harmony Petersen

I think yelling bird already lives there in a big room below the director's chamber

Yelling Bird should move to cube town to yell about bosoms

Afunnythinghappedtome

... Wait, blow this joint? Was that a pun?

Solomon Garland

Are we going to randomly find out that Marten's shirt was originally from Canada and some random Cubetown resident from Canada will randomly compliment his shirt at some point?

Donny Munsell

i had a clash of popular culture, tank vs dune imagining the god emperor marten wearing moray doing something space cowboyish

SpookyPenguin

Thanks! I should have known that. 🤦

Holly Nelson

Factor is sqrt(2), so make the new diameter ~1.4*old diameter. This is why the bigger pizza is almost always a better deal

Todd Ellner

IIRC, Alan Moore talked about erotica that centered around creative use of jelly-type nanotech in Promethea; the term "jelly job" may have been used.

Thomas A. Dennis

Martin never loses or throws out a hoody. They simply find a new host.

Seth Swanson

The Farce is strong in you.

Hugh Eckert

Ah, those only keep you luke warm

What’s the conversion factor for its diameter to double the size of a pizza? I used to have it off the top of my head - something like 1.28?

Holly Nelson

Liz appologized and it was fine. EXTREMELY annoying when big bro/dad Marten is right.

Bagge

Tauntaun sleeping bag.

Hugh Eckert

"Moray has many uses" is the most intense trap I've ever seen online. I commend you Jeph, well played.

CaseyAEC

We need a narrator's voice cut-in here that says, "But before the night was out, he would be wearing her." They are going to all go smoke some weed, after all.

Kelcrow

Bwoiiiiinnnnngggggggg.

Stephen Wells

Now we need alt art of Marten in his Moray puffer jacket.

TwoRavens

Mine is curmudgeonly, abrasive robot girls (May & Iris).

William Cole

I’ve just realized my huge crushes on both Moray and Beeps means my “type” is apparently “AI girls incompetent at their jobs.”

Tom Carlson

Volumes are really counter-intuitive sometimes. For example: a box that's three feet on each side has almost three and a half times the volume of a box that's two feet on each side.

Stephen Wells

I believe the phrase was "Power loader."

Everett Bradshaw

That last line: deep cut, I like it.

Everett Bradshaw

I second this!

Everett Bradshaw

Now the theme song is stuck in my head... Meh, could be worse, it's a great song. :D

Doc Gumby

This is incredible. I love patreon

Jeph Jacques

@todd elner: no, this is a "they're smiling at each other at last", very different dynamic.

Stephen Wells

Math makes everything better!

Douglas E. Smith

c'mon Marten, be a sport and try it,

jimbo

One of the Tollest and Smollest pairings thus far.

Stephen Wells

I love this.

Daniel Rydberg

Narrator: And that is how Moray was rendered down into the Librarian's personal stash of mimeograph fluid

Todd Ellner

They're so cute! Also, Tol and Smol again :3

enchantedsleeper

Note: She's short but curvy. We'll assume it evens out in total volume. The Director would have grown her to be a size and shape that meat popsicles would be comfortable with

Todd Ellner

How thick a layer of Moray will Marten be wearing if he takes her up on that offer? Average North American woman is about 62liters in volume. Surface area of average man is about 18000 cm^2 His face is about .035 of this Hands and feet are roughly .04 We'll wave away calculations for the insides of thighs. He can walk bowlegged For 16650 -> 17000 cm^2 of Marten surface area --------- 𝗢𝗿 𝗮 𝟯.𝟳 𝗰𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲. 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳 𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿

Todd Ellner

"...but I would really like to ride you like a motorboat."

Chris Crowther

Well if there ever was room for an extra out-of-story pic, it's now!

Cley Faye

"Marten, please. I want you inside me. You'll rreally like it, I promise."

Wayne Farmer

In cases of imminent starvation, would Moray be edible and warmly nutritious? Like eating warm gummies? Or can she cushion a potentially fatal fall, like Gleep and Gloop?

Wayne Farmer

"She smiled at me! That means she wants to shtup me!" said millions of creeps every day.

Todd Ellner

He is, after all, very done with their shite

MikeT

Wait, hear me out, Claire cuddles Marten and then Moray wraps herself around BOTH of them...

Stephen Wells

Phrasing!

Opus the Poet

Marten is Jet.

Opus the Poet

Liz apologised and Evan *smiled at her* this is not a drill, folks, we can ship this :)

Stephen Wells

Moray just wants what any suit wants. Someone inside her.

Matthew Van Gangelen

A Moray suit would be comfy I think.

Steve H

We might as well form a line.

Shane Wegner

I'm picturing a bearskin cloak kind of situation with Moray's eyes over Marten's head.

Shane Wegner

You're missing your chance to wear Moray as a Venom-like symbiont, Marten! Not the choice I'd make. I mean, Moray can clearly retain her shape and move around- that takes a certain amount of slime power right there. Do you know she _doesn't_ have super strength that she can lend to you as your symbiote, allowing you jump onto rooftops and fight crime??! You're willing to take that chance?!

Shane Wegner

So does this make Claire Faye? Marten might be able to pull off Spike, but would need a serious injection of cool.

MikeT

Wearing a slime girl... pretty sure I've read that doujin before...

Chewbacca

Surely that's "airhead of security"?

Leak

Damnit… now I have ANOTHER weird fetish to add to my list…

Chris Waldrip

It's her greatest talent.

Clifton Royston

Just remember what Fat Freddy and the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers say, Liz, smoking grass and drinking beer is like pissing into the wind.

Clifton Royston

THIS NEEDS TO BE CALCULATED

Daniel Rydberg

I wonder how ”big” Marten/Moray would be. It feels like Martens body mass would displace a lot more liquid/slime than just being covered in her.

Daniel Rydberg

I volunteer to wear Moray!

Kristina

(matrix phrasing) there is no T

David Martelli

Moray made it weird. Again.

William Cole

I agree, let’s get everybody and this stuff together

Ethan Searls

If you don't know the title reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfOyOBHIq4

Kate Cole

I believe there was a sentient goo spacesuit in an Ian Banks novel as well

Imagine if Moray met Beepatrice though.

James D

(Three hours later) Moray and Marten (in unison): GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH! *uncontrollable giggling*

Magic Chopstick Games

Have you considered the possibility they already have? And that’s why Pintsize is no longer welcome in Canada?

That Blair Guy

Note that wearing a layer of sapient goo instead of a spacesuit is a thing in John Varley's "Eight Worlds" SF stories ("The Ophiuchi Hotline" et al).

Captain Button

Moray keeps casually inventing new fetishes. Maybe she should just make that a career.

Noise

That's bait . . . Yes I would like to wear Moray

Llian

I don't know what would be worse, wearing the sentient goo hoodie or just how chipper she would be about the whole thing.

Armcannon Productions

Moray and Pintsize must never meet.

schmod

BaDop BaDop BaDop BuhDop DweeDee!

Marshall

Nothing whatsoever - welcome 👋!

David Durant

what’s wrong with me if that’s hot?

skinnybdink

Gremliz from a few pages ago would have been all “I wanna wear you like a Dune sand-trout suit”

Andrew

Given Grimlizabeth is getting drunk for the first time, do we think MJ is a good idea next? I mean, unless it's intended to be like stealing your first cigarette off you dad and him making you smoke the whole pack and I don't think anyone here is against some light pot usage.

David Durant