Good cock blo... er, I mean callback, to one of my favorite strips! =)
Willinwoods
2018-04-17 08:46:17 +0000 UTC
All these years and Happy Birthday, Grandma is still the one I unfailingly remember.......
Frank Li
2018-04-17 02:51:11 +0000 UTC
See also: purple elephant boners.
Daryl Sawyer
2018-04-17 01:38:11 +0000 UTC
Honest to god I choked on my coffee reading this. CURSED PHRASE!!!!
Anton
2018-04-16 15:44:51 +0000 UTC
First day in a new store at my old job, the manager made a point of letting me know that one of the other employees hated the word 'moist'.
We inserted it into every possible sentence we could.
Reyn Goldfur
2018-04-16 15:24:53 +0000 UTC
It got filked many years ago, e.g. <a href="http://www.theweebsite.com/bawdysongs/songs/grandfathers_cock.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.theweebsite.com/bawdysongs/songs/grandfathers_cock.html</a>
Mark
2018-04-16 13:58:46 +0000 UTC
I think "cursed phrase" is the real winner here.
Marc Kevin Hall
2018-04-16 13:28:18 +0000 UTC
“...Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?”
Holly Nelson
2018-04-16 10:53:42 +0000 UTC
RIP Elliot.
Will Weaver
2018-04-16 10:51:06 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday _everybody_. 😁🔥🗡️🤖💸🍿
Gary Walker
2018-04-16 09:18:40 +0000 UTC
We need Officer Basilisk to come in and to do a search for contraband bread crumbs sooner or later...
2018-04-16 08:04:52 +0000 UTC
Brun is a good egg
Dylan T
2018-04-16 07:04:09 +0000 UTC
I think that it's more likely that she'll go to Clinton and ask him to explain why people react so strongly to the idea of parents and grandparents having sexual characteristics. Being Brun, she won't accept any attempt on his part to decline to discuss it.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-16 07:01:20 +0000 UTC
So, we learn two things about Brun here:
1) She doesn't use the word 'cock';
2) When informed that some people have a negative reaction to certain phrases, she feels the need to /explore/ this further.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-16 06:12:13 +0000 UTC
[Must not filk 'My Grandfather's Clock', must not filk 'My Grandfather's Clock', ...]
Clifton Royston
2018-04-16 05:05:05 +0000 UTC
and swings to-and-fro.
Al Hunt
2018-04-16 05:01:15 +0000 UTC
Grandfather penis goes BONG.
TMN
2018-04-16 04:56:31 +0000 UTC
Thank you Jeph for making Brun one of my all time favourite characters ever. Awesome work.
Random Jones
2018-04-16 04:30:00 +0000 UTC
Is Brun Shelby?
Rebecca
2018-04-16 04:26:25 +0000 UTC
Love the callback in the title, Jeph!
2018-04-16 04:24:20 +0000 UTC
thats one way to get revenge
Kyle Major
2018-04-16 04:23:07 +0000 UTC
I'm sure Brun will grow tired of that joke... in a year or two
Bagge
2018-04-16 04:22:38 +0000 UTC
What's worse is that you even know how epic his wood is :|
Clement Covemaeker
2018-04-16 04:21:07 +0000 UTC
Omg the tilt arrow is so cute
Erin Moriarty
2018-04-16 04:20:41 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Grandma!
Nicholas Lopez
2018-04-16 04:20:24 +0000 UTC
Had to think long and hard about that one.
darklion
2018-04-16 04:20:06 +0000 UTC
I don't know what's worse-my grandfather still has wood, or that he has EPIC WOOD that makes me feel tiny.