Chickens! Page 1
Added 2024-09-02 17:39:29 +0000 UTC
Hello, Patrons! I decided to start serializing a new comic here on Patreon. So here's the first page of CHICKENS! A TRUE STORY OF CHICKENS, a graphic novel about how my kid got some chickens.
My goal is to post a new page every Monday. Wish me luck! And thanks for your support.
Shaenon
just in case anyone here hasn't seen what happens when Chickens are covered by an at least slightly mad Scientist : https://ntoll.org/article/chicken/
I've got the original issue of AIR this appeared in somewhere...
And I agree with Hugh, but at least chickens are domesticated dinosaurs - I work on a campus all but overrun by geese.
Tim Kirk
2024-09-04 12:03:50 +0000 UTC
We had chickens when I was growing up and I loved them. Let's go!
Jacob Haller
2024-09-03 15:29:44 +0000 UTC
DINOSAURS!
Hugh Eckert
2024-09-03 01:41:19 +0000 UTC
In boy scouts we had the words to a song about "Ghost Chickens in the Sky" but I didn't know the tune of the original song at first so when it should have sounded like "bok bok..bok boooooooooook, bok bok, bok bo-o-ook" but it actually just said "bok bok bok bok bok bok bok bok" I didn't know how to sing it and it was awkward. Chicken chat! My in-laws have chickens. Thought about getting some in my first marriage, but city ordinances may have thwarted that.
Nuclear Bob
2024-09-02 22:28:42 +0000 UTC
This is where the chickens went.
They lie…
Not dead, not asleep. Not waiting, because waiting implies expectation. Possibly the word we’re looking for here is…
…bokking.
And although the space they occupy isn’t like normal space, nevertheless they are packed in tightly. Not a cubic inch there is but is filled by a claw, a talon, feather, the tip of a beak, so the effect is like one of those trick drawings and your eyeballs eventually realize that the space between each chicken is, in fact, another chicken.
They could put you in mind of a can of sardines, if you thought sardines were warm and fluffy and proud and arrogant.
Richard Weir
2024-09-02 20:58:39 +0000 UTC
bok bok bok bok bok
Valerie Kaplan
2024-09-02 19:00:29 +0000 UTC
Is that the Stardew Valley void chicken among the plushies?
MyaApplesauce
2024-09-02 18:27:46 +0000 UTC
Chicken chicken chicken, chicken.
Dave Van Domelen
2024-09-02 17:53:26 +0000 UTC
Hooray!
Erin Halfelven at BigCloset
2024-09-02 17:52:32 +0000 UTC
Okay. Good luck!
Philip Barkow
2024-09-02 17:46:40 +0000 UTC
Robin dreams of a herd of ur-chickens...
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-02 17:45:10 +0000 UTC
Bok bok mutha f*kah!
Beth
2024-09-02 17:42:28 +0000 UTC
Chickens!
Nevin
2024-09-02 17:40:42 +0000 UTC