Captain Citrus: Marvel's Healthiest Hero
Added 2025-05-09 16:00:16 +0000 UTCSo the Patreon exclusives have turned to pure chaos already, apparently.
(Video is Patreon exclusive, and will never be posted to unpaid platforms)
Comments
I have a citrus allergy. All I know is his name. Fuck this guy
ProblemPal
2025-10-15 18:21:36 +0000 UTCThis was unironically worth $5. Do you think he will show up in Marvel Rivals? 🍊
Caleb Rizio
2025-09-14 03:25:23 +0000 UTCIn theory, since Blizzard can create cold, his cold could interact with the heart from the solar pods coming from space and create a weather event by contact of cold and hot air ?
Loupy
2025-09-03 11:26:08 +0000 UTC"Personally, I think he's round because, y'know, he's a fucking orange." This made me chuckle more than it should've, but damn is it funny
Loki
2025-05-14 01:02:09 +0000 UTCI hope you sent this to the Florida Citrus Consortium or whatever it was called
Flareprime
2025-05-12 03:41:00 +0000 UTCThis Patreon is worth every penny. Big fan of the “you’re locked in a room with me ranting about my niche interests” style of content
CJ13
2025-05-11 17:40:31 +0000 UTCthese are the videos i pay for and ive never been happier
BEIN
2025-05-10 23:21:46 +0000 UTCThis was so damn funny. Great video!
LevyNeptune
2025-05-10 02:57:47 +0000 UTCi love the use of background music, i always thought that was missing in older videos
jackon
2025-05-09 22:21:52 +0000 UTCI want my patreon exclusives to be as unhinged as humanly possible. Please continue the good work
William
2025-05-09 21:38:54 +0000 UTCI love weird bullshit like this. Thank you for your service
PinDaGreat
2025-05-09 18:32:40 +0000 UTCYou wild for this one
Dylan Scott
2025-05-09 17:42:45 +0000 UTCWhy don't more companies create official superheros as mascots? Honestly I love that idea. Screw the gecko I wanna see Insurance Man fight Thanos. I wanna see Tony the Tiger defeat Fin Fang Foom.
Cutter
2025-05-09 17:08:11 +0000 UTCWild to have a propaganda hero not even have the propaganda be a part of his powers or origin outside of location
Kole Driscoll
2025-05-09 16:38:48 +0000 UTCOrange you glad you did this video?
Dante Dietzel
2025-05-09 16:19:18 +0000 UTC
