He may have been probed rectally, just not implanted in his bum.
John Wigger
2015-07-29 21:27:09 +0000 UTC
Kyle: Sorry about your ass!
Cartman: Goddamn it, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream!
Kyle: Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?
Cartman: Shut up!
John Wigger
2015-07-29 16:11:31 +0000 UTC
It's somewhere that they're able to see out of his body...
John Wigger
2015-07-29 16:08:57 +0000 UTC
Cartman Probe.
Allan Meyer
2015-07-29 04:37:56 +0000 UTC
Based on popular theories, I'm guessing the implant isn't up his nose...