Fake Ads
Added 2018-10-14 17:56:23 +0000 UTCWe are taking submissions for fake ads to read on the podcast. We did this a bit before and are now bringing it back for patrons in particular.
Here is an example of an ad we read before:
The Hydro Quebec Appreciation Initiative would like to draw your attention, fair listener, to the justice of democratically controlled generation, transmission, and distribution of hydroelectricity. The people's power.
Yes it is right and just that the mighty rivers of well-watered Quebec should turn over their bountiful harvest of potential energy to the common good. The people's power is written in each brilliant sparkling bulb that showers light down on a townships arena hockey game; the people's power is written in each stop of the Montreal Metro and in the golden nectar that pours out from a Quebec stamped aluminum can into a thirsty mouth.
The People's power. From Arctic to Atlantic and beyond. The Hydro Quebec Appreciation Initiative salutes you.
Try to be funny or eccentric or niche or whatnot. Make sure to provide the full ad copy. Reply in the thread below.
