Constellation, Episode 114 | The Beatles, Staying Motivated, Our Definition of "Cool"
Added 2025-03-10 16:00:14 +0000 UTC
It's Constellation, where we do ALL the work and you just sit back, relax and enjoy the yield of our labor. It's a raw deal and we're tired of it. Time to start earning your keep around here! This is a set-up of a joke: "Three podcasters walk into a bar..." Now we need you to come up with a punchline and drop it down in the comments. Pull your weight! The reward is getting back on my good side, if you're lucky. Honestly, it's the least you can do. Join me (Dagan), Dustin, and Brad for another episode!
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:16:14 - The Beatles
1:19:05 - Staying motivated
2:06:58 - Our definition of "Cool"
I like you guys but "does anyone like le heckin Beatles" and "I'll never be as cool as Kenrick Lamar" is the most theater kid shit you cringe about, Dustin
Andrew
2025-03-25 10:45:28 +0000 UTC
The Beatles are great..music to fall asleep to.
#IStandWithChris
TheMuff1nMon
2025-03-21 14:04:10 +0000 UTC
I’m with Helene. That’s the dumbest thing Colin says.
Stephen
2025-03-18 19:39:05 +0000 UTC
I feel like you Dustin.
Markeus
2025-03-17 16:06:57 +0000 UTC
At around 1:22:00 I was just thinking man Dustin would hate my answer of how I self motivate. Then Brad goes I just tell myself not to be a pussy. Which is exactly what I tell myself when I don’t want to workout.
Tanner Denso
2025-03-14 18:58:19 +0000 UTC
Why would I need to see a therapist for not liking being overtly preached too by a political faction at a concert I paid 125 dollars to go to? Especially when most of the followers said political movement think of me as somehow evil because of my skin color and sexual preference.
Seth
2025-03-14 07:25:37 +0000 UTC
The Cirque Du Solei show was absolutely wonderful.
My wife didn't even like the Beatles prior to seeing it. She came out of it a fan
Ryan Zimm
2025-03-13 18:54:11 +0000 UTC
Dagster, as a increasingly car fanatic like yourself, I would love for a constellation episode, where you talk about cars with some other guest who also like cars like yourself you talk about the cars that you want and the cars that you wanna have, etc. And also what brands you’ve always loved.
I’ll stand down now,
Mick
SlickMick
2025-03-13 11:20:45 +0000 UTC
Also, if you’re looking for the worst song ever recorded, listen to ‘Summer of Love’ by the beach boys. I think it was explicitly recorded to torture prisoners of war.
Cameron Sturre
2025-03-12 06:22:41 +0000 UTC
Man, I just don’t get the Beatles. I love music of that era, deeply. By rights, I should love the Beatles but I just don’t. I even like McCartneys solo stuff, and his work with Wings. But the Beatles just don’t do it for me. I’ve tried many times, genuinely. Last time I tried listening to Sgt Pepper I could barely make it through, shit was so fucking bad. I’m waiting for it to ‘click’ for me but I don’t think it ever will. I think a lot of their stuff is just pretty shit, but obviously their cultural impact is undeniable.
Cameron Sturre
2025-03-12 06:21:01 +0000 UTC
Huge fan of both The Beatles and Rock Band series here. Dustin, there’s an awesome fan project where they are making custom songs for The Beatles Rock Band complete with new animations. They have already pretty much doubled the number of songs and completed some full albums. The goal is to do the full discography. They are playable on modded consoles or via PS3/360/Wii emulation on PC.
Mike R
2025-03-12 05:31:14 +0000 UTC
I feel like She’s Leaving Home is such an underrated Beatles masterpiece. Incredible song!
Paul Waltz
2025-03-12 04:33:12 +0000 UTC
I can’t hear you over the roar of the Dow Jones as it crashes down at a rate of 3000 points per month of a glorious Trump presidency
Mick Mac
2025-03-11 19:17:18 +0000 UTC
Uh oh, looks like another person's activation phrase was "Donald Trump has won the election" Boo Hoo. Go beg on a CNN video comment section for more dead Ukrainians and higher taxes to pay 100k a year for thousands of useless bureaucrats.
Seth
2025-03-11 18:23:59 +0000 UTC
An M3 is an 80k sports car. What else would it be considered? Just a luxury car? I feel like Luxury cars are more 50-70k. At what level is a car an Enthusiast car? I feel like if I'm going to spend 80 thousand dollars on a car with 400HP that seems pretty enthusiast to me LOL. You get much above that you are getting into supercars.
Seth
2025-03-11 18:10:00 +0000 UTC
we get it, Colin and Dustin are conservative and Chris has to pretend he's not. Either have an all out brawl or don't talk about politics. The dynamic of "my boss is talking" is so boring and passive aggressive.
Andrew
2025-03-11 13:37:56 +0000 UTC
i highly recommend using supplements to commit you to your workout: taking either high caffeine, creatine, and beta-alanine (beta-alanine increases bloodflow and is the tingly feeling that is in most major preworkouts and forces you into 'shit I have to workout now even though I don't want to')
Andrew
2025-03-11 13:28:49 +0000 UTC
If you’re curious about poops/timing… eat some corn. It’s the ultimate tracer. Some stuff does go through you pretty quickly.
Welcome back Knockback!
Kenneth Koepnick
2025-03-11 11:58:00 +0000 UTC
Hey Dustin, I know this is probably the most eye roll inducing advice, but as somebody who suffers from depression and a lack of motivation- going to the gym has really helped me. Even if it’s only 3 times a week for an hour. It really helps to get that heart rate up man. A light speed walk on the treadmill while playing a silly game on your phone could be a great start. It’ll feel nice to have a routine way out of the house. And I took a piece of Cogs advice and bought myself a nice set of gym clothes which makes me feel good too. Hope you get out of this funk even better!
Diddy’s Dong Quest
2025-03-11 11:30:10 +0000 UTC
Stelly is at its best when it’s introspective. I really appreciate when you guys get into topics in the vein of “staying motivated”. Very helpful to me.
Great episode.
Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style
2025-03-11 11:06:44 +0000 UTC
Agreed!
NorthOfAmerica
2025-03-11 10:50:02 +0000 UTC
I’ve just seen a face, and one after 909 are banger Beatles tunes.
NukeDukem
2025-03-11 01:54:47 +0000 UTC
Great episode everyone enjoyed the convo
KItty Crew
2025-03-11 01:02:36 +0000 UTC
it might be stupid to you and perhaps it was over done but man you should really go see a therapist.
KItty Crew
2025-03-11 01:01:55 +0000 UTC
To "um acktually 🤓" Dustin's take that The Beach Boys are bad in the 70s. Both Sunflower (1970) and Surfs Up (1971) are very Beatles inspired and my two favorite albums of theirs.
Micah Locke
2025-03-11 00:20:27 +0000 UTC
80 dollars a day is like nearly 30k a year. I hope you got your money back on that Mr Dagan.
Have you considered considering considerations considerately considerate
2025-03-11 00:15:09 +0000 UTC
Calling an M3 and enthusiast car is insane. I think Dagan has a level head but in no way is and M3 and enthusiast car. He also said an M3 is 150k🤣🤣🤣
Hammertime44
2025-03-10 21:31:33 +0000 UTC
Just gonna crank one out for constellation
JustKyle92
2025-03-10 19:47:11 +0000 UTC
Pretty fucking stupid being against love TBH
Noah Friscopp
2025-03-10 19:06:26 +0000 UTC
The Beatles are pretty okay, I went and seen Paul McCartney live about 7 years ago and it was fun, it got pretty gay though when he brought up like 30 people with gay flags and talked about loving everybody yada yada yada preach preach preach. Pretty fucking stupid TBH.
Seth
2025-03-10 18:09:40 +0000 UTC
LOL, I hope this isn't a crazy next level troll to stir the pot again, but they created an Individual RSS feed for each podcast. You can find each individual RSS feed to your Podcast app through the Membership tab on Patreon.
Seth
2025-03-10 18:07:17 +0000 UTC
Apple podcast giving anyone else trouble? My LSM feed turned into a scared symbols only feed ?
Gerard Quinn
2025-03-10 17:58:47 +0000 UTC
George is so underrated
Robbie Agnew
2025-03-10 17:38:05 +0000 UTC
Bradley if you're nasty goes pretty hard.
Lawrence B
2025-03-10 16:27:09 +0000 UTC
Mark David Chapman is one of the great American heroes.
Colin using a cat as a living fleshlight
2025-03-10 16:12:41 +0000 UTC
Three podcasters walk into a bar and they never shut up because they're paid to talk.
Josef Barker
2025-03-10 16:08:25 +0000 UTC
First!
Mateusz Kuklinski
2025-03-10 16:00:27 +0000 UTC