Constellation, Episode 111 | Fragrances, Phone Calls, World Records
Added 2025-02-17 17:00:19 +0000 UTCDwayne 'The Rock' Johnson stopped me on the street once. You can tell he was a little nervous at first, but he finally managed to pull himself together, exclaiming that he was Constellation's biggest fan. I acted surprised and we exchanged pleasantries. It quickly became awkward though, so I thanked him and glanced at my watch with feigned concern before dismissing him with a tussle of his hair. He's a good kid, and so are you. Dwayne (we're on a first name basis now) would definitely love this episode. This week, Brad inquires about our preferences for cologne and other toiletries. From soap and shampoo to deodorant and even candles, which products and fragrances best meet our personal criteria? Next, Chris and the gang commiserate about phone calls. As old-fashioned telephone conversations continue to go the way of the dodo, how do we prefer to communicate in ways that don't involve gabbin' like a couple of elderly ladies? Last, The Dagster leads a discussion about world records. If we could hold the global title for something, which something would we choose? This one's for you 'The Rock.' Enjoy! Oh whatever, in my dream he had hair.
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:23:54 - Fragrances
1:06:39 - Phone Calls
1:51:29 - World Records
Comments
One of the best episodes ever. 10/10
Victor Melchor
2025-02-28 06:44:08 +0000 UTCAlso, just a friendly reminder that Head/Shoulders shampoo doesn't actually get rid of dandruff -- it just shellacs it to your scalp so that it doesn't flake. Probably as bad as the aluminum in deodorant.
Kevin Cooper
2025-02-27 16:30:29 +0000 UTCI'm a big fraghead. Really been getting into more the last 2 years. I grew up with Polo Green, Cool Water, Curve, and Aqua di gio EDT. Smelling nice is important to me. I warn people though that it can become addicting. So if you want to start into the hobby make sure to order samples or decants as they also call them.
Derek Alcott
2025-02-25 04:25:37 +0000 UTCBruh I cannot hear them bitch about phone calls again. Take suggestions from the audience or something!
Gooch Gobbler
2025-02-21 23:23:27 +0000 UTCBox of crayola crayons is the smell of my childhood
Tanner Denso
2025-02-21 18:48:25 +0000 UTCHave not worn cologne for years. But I use my wife’s leave in hair moisturizer and I’ve gotten a few compliments from dudes for it. lol.
Tanner Denso
2025-02-21 18:46:05 +0000 UTCCheckout accessarea6 on YouTube. Super small channel but makes PlayStation 1 game reviews and is a collector of classic video game stuff
Soulful Bison
2025-02-20 23:12:59 +0000 UTCHaven’t listened to the episode yet but this photo of Colin in the thumbnail is sending me.
Tanner Denso
2025-02-20 19:28:37 +0000 UTCNative deodorant works great for me!
Brendan
2025-02-20 04:33:25 +0000 UTCShout out to Chris David lynch impression i been obsessed with twin peaks recently so he truly nails it 😂
Kris Guzman
2025-02-19 16:14:15 +0000 UTCColin would rock with Prada L’Homme, I put that on my milady
Theotokos Respecter
2025-02-19 04:35:16 +0000 UTCBest smelling perfume is Victoria’s Secret Love Spell.
Child Aloy
2025-02-19 03:51:06 +0000 UTCI once played a Guitar with the Pick of Destiny and that thing will break Guitar Strings better than any other guitar pick on the planet
Trevor Myers
2025-02-18 22:07:17 +0000 UTCWe need some more interesting topics… what is this?
Brenden
2025-02-18 15:57:08 +0000 UTCBack in Middle school , around 2009/2010, me and my friends used to “Bomb” each other with Axe dark temptation by rigging the bottle to spray continuously, then throwing canisters at each other lol
FoundWaldo
2025-02-18 14:55:09 +0000 UTCColin’s rants have been extra nutty or baseless lately, really good stuff tbh
Muskrat Mike
2025-02-18 03:58:33 +0000 UTCChris is almost right, Michelin ratings started to encourage people to travel more which would in turn lead to them needing to buy tires more frequently
Muskrat Mike
2025-02-18 03:57:49 +0000 UTCColin’s diatribe on cologne is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Great content.
Cameron Sturre
2025-02-18 00:14:43 +0000 UTCI work at Target and yeah I agree with Brad I see/hear at least 10 people during my shift speaking on their phone with the speaker on.
Josh Correa
2025-02-17 22:27:29 +0000 UTCThe Sifl & Olly Show on late 90’s MTV is still to this day one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.
Jeffry311
2025-02-17 21:59:43 +0000 UTCI love Yankee candles. I’m self conscious about the smell of the house, so I always have a candle going
Shawn Kelvey Jr
2025-02-17 17:53:42 +0000 UTCI enjoyed this episode write up/ description.
Jesse spivey
2025-02-17 17:31:24 +0000 UTCWord records, oops haha. Shit happens. I can't wait to dive into the episode!
EugeneLevyBassist
2025-02-17 17:09:13 +0000 UTCTypo in the name again? Colin is gonna lose his shit🤣
Jonathan Gould
2025-02-17 17:08:59 +0000 UTCLMFAO Colin in the thumbnail
Carter Ellis
2025-02-17 17:01:53 +0000 UTC
