Constellation, Episode 109 | Lyrics That Define Us, Underwhelming Experiences, Calling Someone Out
Added 2025-02-03 17:00:17 +0000 UTCWelcome back to Constellation! Would you kindly feast your optic orbs on this group of podcasting superstars? And of course, Dagan. Kicking off Side A, Jaffe punches the boys right in the feels with his topic about song lyrics. The gang waxes poetic as they break down the words in the tracks that speak to them most. Next, Chris wants to commiserate about underwhelming experiences. After all the lofty expectations, which places, people and events just didn't live up to the hype? Finally, Dagan tries to entice his pals to talk some shit. Axes will be grinded, but will the dudes actually name names? As always, Colin just freeloads on everybody else's topic, because "he's the boss." Total bullshit.
Timestamps:
0:00:00 - Intro
0:51:21 - Lyrics that Define Us
2:10:39 - Underwhelming Experiences
3:10:07 - Calling Someone Out
Comments
What's really crazy & brazen about the Milli Vanilli story is that it wasn't the FIRST time or the LAST time that the producer pulled that same scheme.
Kevin Cooper
2025-02-18 16:37:29 +0000 UTCYes Dagan why do they get fingered 😂😂😂
Cyprus Davis
2025-02-16 08:34:18 +0000 UTCI cannot believe Colin is actually wanting to get Mercante on here. For all of his talking about some people he doesn’t want to platform, she should be in that same group. Colin saying he feels bad for her is ridiculous given a lot of the crap she has started and said herself and some of the things she’s done. Utterly ridiculous take
PairOfShuse
2025-02-09 23:46:18 +0000 UTCColin: my favorite cover of “Time” (which is one of the greatest and most devastating songs ever written): https://youtu.be/2xJl7IGqh-A?si=WIxsthdNHx3_MIP4
Saint947
2025-02-06 20:29:43 +0000 UTCHis voices were so funny this episode lmao. The Seinfeld parts killed me
MeatSpin11
2025-02-06 17:42:04 +0000 UTCThis is one of the best episodes of Stelly easily. I legit was in tears during the bikini coffee shop talk, but it also had its shares of thought provoking topics about the lyrics and spicyness of the “calling out” third topic. This one is getting saved for sure.
MeatSpin11
2025-02-06 17:40:45 +0000 UTCJust to be THAT guy. Frank Sinatra didn't write My Way. "My Way" is Paul Anka's English-language version of the French song "Comme d'habitude," released by Frank Sinatra in 1969. The original song was written by Jacques Revaux, Gilles Thibaut, and Claude François, and was first recorded by the latter in 1967.
Ryan Zimm
2025-02-06 01:02:32 +0000 UTCI think the ending of Time is about accepting and appreciating the life you’ve lived when you’re at the end with the “iron bells” being an allusion to church bells that are rung during a funeral and the “softly spoken magic spells” being your final rites being read. That section of the song serves as a coda (the ending section of a music piece, i.e. the end of your life) to the rest of the song being a warning to embrace what life has to offer while you still have the chance. Musically, that section is a rehash of the opening track Breathe which is all about living in and appreciating the moment, so I think that the lyrics are about someone basically on their death bed reflecting on the life they’ve lived with the follow up track on the album being Great Gig in the Sky. Dark Side is such a killer record.
Jared from Subway®
2025-02-06 00:42:16 +0000 UTCIt was great to hear Colin highlight his experience with "Time". I'm two months older and this is yet another similarity (in addition to drumming, GameFAQs, etc) I share with him. While I've been a fan of Pink Floyd since my teenage years, it wasn't until my mid 30s that I started to appreciate them in a more complete sense. When I was 38, "Time" hit me in a similarly existential way. Anyway, great episode, gents! PS I know my use of two spaces after periods (and colons) will undoubtedly enrage Colin, but my junior high Journalism teacher drilled it into our brains.
Clayton Garrett
2025-02-05 19:10:14 +0000 UTCBest episode in a while!!!
Diddy’s Dong Quest
2025-02-05 18:47:40 +0000 UTCGotcha, okay, I see what you mean. Yea the play by play commentary isn’t there for the live events. I’ve always thought it would be kinda cool to be able to have that piled in through your air pods or something, hahaha. I’m bummed you didn’t enjoy it. Dammit!
Ian (616Entertainment)
2025-02-05 17:04:17 +0000 UTCUnlike sports, I'd say a wrestling event is better in person than watching tv. I've been to so many AEW shows and the crowd integration is awesome and I've never felt like I was missing out on the story because there's in ring promos and they still show the backstage vignettes.
Joseph Gedgaudas
2025-02-05 16:56:36 +0000 UTCDamn, sad to hear Colin mention that NFL is often disappointing live. I’m a massive fan of NFL from South Africa and have been saving up to go to a game for a while now.
Christopher Ujma
2025-02-05 13:41:11 +0000 UTCI’ve missed Jaffe
Cami Black
2025-02-05 09:23:21 +0000 UTCCaca flakes is craaaazy 🤣
Adam Martinez
2025-02-05 06:13:18 +0000 UTCI promise- we went and saw one of the 2 shows in San Diego and there was entrance music but there were no commentors. Maybe announcer was the wrong term. I'm sure there was the ring girl and the announcer as a wrestler walked out. Talking about the people who comment on the match as it's happening. That was 100% not present and- to me- it really killed a lot of the drama (along with the lack of changing close camera angles).
David Jaffe
2025-02-05 04:37:00 +0000 UTCThe line up was picked just for me🤤
Caca flakes
2025-02-04 23:47:46 +0000 UTCI was a bit puzzled by that as well. When he said there's no music or entrance announcing I got confused. It's not even like something you can miss or misinterpret, it booms through the entire arena. It must've just been a.... really poor choice of words? Either way, loved this episode.
Ian (616Entertainment)
2025-02-04 22:27:46 +0000 UTCI wasn’t talking to you, Benji 😘❤️
Adam Barnes
2025-02-04 22:27:18 +0000 UTCHaha. I’m English you twat xx
Benji_B2sick
2025-02-04 22:01:07 +0000 UTCSorry that I offended you, micro
Adam Barnes
2025-02-04 19:29:13 +0000 UTCJaffe’s take on live wrestling is dead wrong. I was literally just at Smackdown and the Royal Rumble last week. Is it different live vs on TV? Absolutely. But there are ring announcers, there is definitely music for every person coming out, he is completely wrong on this one. I have never sat anywhere near the front row and it’s always a great time. Being there and getting to chant/cheer/boo is a really fun part of wrestling you only get to experience live.
Kristen Zwick
2025-02-04 18:52:12 +0000 UTC“Intellectually, I love Burger King” -Only Colin Moriarty
Jimmer
2025-02-04 16:53:29 +0000 UTCAussies trying to flaunt that stolen Scottish/Irish valour
Macro
2025-02-04 16:26:15 +0000 UTCChris’ Goodfellas voice is now a thing lol
NeO JD
2025-02-04 15:05:15 +0000 UTCI read it more as Dagan’s writing
NeO JD
2025-02-04 15:04:19 +0000 UTCAlright cunt. They can’t do twat properly either.
Benji_B2sick
2025-02-04 14:49:02 +0000 UTCAmericans, please stop using the word ‘cunt’. You’re doing it wrong. Leave it for us Aussies, it’ll be less embarrassing that way
Adam Barnes
2025-02-04 07:14:43 +0000 UTCGoat episode / lineup
john hellmers
2025-02-04 06:23:23 +0000 UTCIn 2025, LinkedIn is basically just Facebook. I absolutely hate, loathe, despise (every verb you can think of) LinkedIn and how essential it’s become to the job hunt. If you delete it, people will think it’s a red flag and that you’re trying to hide something. But no, maybe some of us just want to prioritize our mental health and not have our entire fucking lives online. I got rid of all my social media two years ago for that very reason.
Nick Shillingford
2025-02-04 05:38:16 +0000 UTCJaffe! Great episode guys!
Carter Ellis
2025-02-04 05:09:43 +0000 UTCDagster is 100% on the money when it comes to LinkedIn, that site is home of the most egotistical asshats EVER
Michael McCoy
2025-02-04 01:45:16 +0000 UTCS tier line up, great episode!
Ben Haner
2025-02-04 01:24:41 +0000 UTCAbsolute chaos. Love it.
Mykal
2025-02-04 01:00:58 +0000 UTCChris just shines in the constellation—pure podcast talent.
Daniel Pereira
2025-02-04 00:24:00 +0000 UTCThe funniest thing about that Mad Men elevator thing Colin always brings up, the point was that Don very much thought of the dude he said it too. He was consumed by it.
Bogey
2025-02-03 23:18:53 +0000 UTCSongs that sound happy but have sad or dark lyrics are the hardest hitting for me.
Tanner Denso
2025-02-03 22:08:48 +0000 UTCJaffe you're very welcome here. Be yourself man.
Russell Robinson
2025-02-03 21:44:13 +0000 UTCJaffe rules
Robbie Agnew
2025-02-03 21:00:34 +0000 UTCI love this era of “Colin doesn’t show up with a topic but delivers an hour of straight random anyways” so much.
Kenneth Koepnick
2025-02-03 20:48:16 +0000 UTCAbsolutely stacked lineup
Fella
2025-02-03 19:44:56 +0000 UTC“Biloxi, This is the real muthafuckin deal y’all. I’m really feelin them lighters.” -Fred Durst. It really spoke to me when he said that. But really it prolly be, “Welcome my son Welcome to the machine What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream” Pink Floyd or “What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears, then I'll sing you a song I will try not to sing out of key” Beatles, even though the Joe Cocker song is far better
Michael Thew
2025-02-03 19:15:36 +0000 UTC50 minutes before even starting the first topic is amazing lol
Muskrat Mike
2025-02-03 18:44:31 +0000 UTCLove when Jaffe is on!
CastingCouch
2025-02-03 18:15:16 +0000 UTCThe three hosts in one episode! Look at what they need to mimic even a fraction of Brad’s power!
Cai
2025-02-03 18:13:52 +0000 UTCDescription written by Chris? Lol
StewDog
2025-02-03 17:42:23 +0000 UTCBIG combo right here
Bobby T
2025-02-03 17:40:16 +0000 UTC4 hours long! We’ve got Jaffe, Colin, Dagan, and Chris on! This is awesome!!! Thank you, LSM! 🙏❤️
Joshua Hinderscheid
2025-02-03 17:10:39 +0000 UTCDream blunt rotation
Conor Wilson
2025-02-03 17:05:56 +0000 UTCJaffe? YES!
This Guy
2025-02-03 17:04:30 +0000 UTC
