Adonis Sequence, Chapter 2, #1

I stood there frozen, staring with shock and disbelief at my new roommate. Male beauty? No denying that. He was like a Greek god, huge rock-like biceps, sculpted, striated pecs, eight boulder-like abs, bulging out of his stomach and hung like a horse! I opened my mouth to speak, but all that came out was. “You’re naked!”

“Oh hell, yeah!” he laughed, leaping up from his bed, his over-long member swinging with the momentum.

Damn, he was tall. Had to be 6’ 3”, maybe 6’ 4”.

“I go naked all the time! If you looked like me—strike that—when you look like me, you’ll go naked too!”

“That’ll be the day,” I thought.

“Oh, I know what you’re thinking,” he said, seeming to read my mind. “No Sir, not me, not ever!” He laughed out loud again. 

“I know exactly how you feel. I used to feel the same way! Hell, I even hated looking at myself in the shower every morning. I wore t-shirts at the beach—went swimming in them—if you can believe it. First thing I did—soon as I got big enough—was flex out of one of those shirts. It was intense! Shot my load without even touching myself!”

Okay, that was TMI!

“But you’ll find out soon enough. They gave you the treatment, right?” he said.

I just nodded.

“Started eating like a horse yet?”

I nodded again.

“Hot damn, buddy, the fun’s about to start! I’ll never forget that first morning, waking up and looking in the mirror. It’s like it was me, but all my best features had been intensified. Not that I had a lot of ’em. Hell, I was even homelier than you!”

“As homely as that?” I said. I think he missed the sarcasm.

“You better believe it!”

“You have any pictures?” I asked, not really buying his story. He was probably already good looking to begin with. 

“Hell, no! I deleted them all! I think my parents still have a few, but fuck that! This is me now!” He held up his arms inviting me to look around and for the first time I noticed the posters.

“Those… those are all you!” I said.

“Sure are!” he said. “That one over there, of me lying on the beach, that’s a best seller right now!” 

“You’ve covered the room in pictures of yourself,” I said.

“Ain’t nothing I like looking at better,” he said, grinning.

Okay, that might be the first thing he said that I believed without question.

“But don’t worry,” he said. “You still got your side of the room to fill with pictures of you!”

Was he serious?

“I’ll even introduce you to my agent – once you’ve shaken off the uglies.”

“The uglies?”