Tanuki 1/2 Chapter 8

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Chapter 8 Perverts?

Genma’s protests were ignored. Tendo was willing to share his room with him. “It’ll be like old times Saotome!” Ranma wasn’t paying rent for him or expenses, that was quite clear. So Genma would be living on Soun’s hospitality. Kami: Let’s see how far that goes...

Akane’s protests were also ignored. She had no leg to stand on. “I don’t want these boys living here.” Her pride was hurting having lost to both of them.

“That’s enough!” Kasumi said, the youngest sibling actually flinched. “Akane these are our guests, Ranma-kun is paying rent, and father has agreed to this deal.” Ranma handed over the rent money plus expenses for the two of them to Nabiki.

“Thank you.”

“Your issues with boys aside, Ranma-kun and Ryoga-kun have done nothing to you.” She knew about Kuno and what went on at school, but not all men were like that.

“But they…” Kasumi stopped her.

“You challenged them and lost, you made your bed and now you WILL lie in it, quietly.” Akane couldn’t take out her frustrations on these boys who have done nothing wrong. Even if she had won, her challenge only included the dojo they’d still be living here. “Now I expect you to treat them like guests of this house.”

She left the table and went upstairs to her room. Kasumi bowed her head. “I’m sorry about her, she has issues, but that’s not an excuse for her to act like that towards you.”

“I understand, this is a lot to drop on anyone.” Ranma was being polite. Ryoga was a bit annoyed with Akane, reasonably so, as she’s been hostile towards them since they arrived.

‘We didn’t ask to come here!’ Ranma could feel Ryoga’s frustration and patted his back. A sign saying, it’s gonna be okay.

Nabiki sighed. “I’ll talk to her.”

“I’ll show you to your room.” Kasumi led the boys up the stairs as Nabiki went to talk to Akane. “Please enjoy your stay.”

“Thank you so much for having us.” Ranma and Ryoga bowed.

‘Such nice boys.’ Kasumi thought happily. She hoped they would get along with Akane, she needed male friends.

-x-

Akane was seething. “Come on Akane talk to me.”

“I can’t believe you let those boys live here.”

“Daddy invited them, and they paid rent, which is more than I can say for Mr. Saotome.” Nabiki had good instincts, she felt the old man was a deadbeat. If he wasn’t their father’s guest she wouldn’t let him live here.

“It’s always about money with you!”

“And it’s always about fighting with you. Hate to break it to you sis, it’s your fault we need the income.” She scared away all their students.

“We don’t need dumb boys around here!”

“Not all boys are dumb, that Ranma’s got something about him.” It was her intuition, but she had a good feeling about him. “Ryoga seems sweet.”

“Then why don’t you marry him then!” She snapped.

“Maybe I will, he’s certainly good looking and he’s got money.” That checked a few of her boxes. “Plus he’s got a good head on his shoulders, holding off the engagement like that, his contract was well put together.”

“I don’t want them living here, would you let Kuno live here if he paid?!”

“No.” Nabiki said swiftly.

“Then why…” She cut Akane off.

“Because Ranma and Ryoga aren’t Kuno, they aren’t any of the boys at school that are dumb enough to follow Kuno’s stupid ideas. He might be good looking and have money, but he’s an idiot and a pain in your ass.” Nabiki explained. “Why don’t you give the guys a chance?”

“Why should I, boys are all the same.”

“Because like it or not, they are living here now. You should try to get along.” Nabiki turned to leave. “Listen little sis, life can throw trouble your way, it isn’t always fair, but it’s part of life. You can choose to have peace or choose to make more trouble for yourself when it doesn’t need to be.” Nabiki left and Akane decided to stop sulking and go blow off some steam in the dojo.

-x-

“This sucks!” Ryoga huffed. “What’s her problem, it’s not like we asked her for a fight, she challenged us!?”

“Easy Ryoga, we just gotta make the best of this.” He hugged Hibiki. “So long as I have you with me, I feel we can make this work.”

Ryoga blushed. He hugged Saotome back and felt his frustrations melt away. They stayed together like this a bit.

“So you saw my potential fiancee, what do you think of them?” Ranma asked.

Ryoga sat down. “Kasumi seems very kind and gentle, she’s very mature and has a calming aura about her.” He said. “Nabiki seems crafty and bright, she had a mischievous aura about her.” He crossed his arms. “Akane is rude and has serious issues, she’s strong but is quick to anger, while that rage brings out her power she loses focus and her training goes to waste. She has an aggressive aura.”

Ranma applauded, feeling the lost boy hit the nail on the head. Where he stood now, Kasumi or Nabiki would be a decent marriage partner, but there was a lot still to hash out that could tip that scale.

They unpacked their stuff, the tanuki would decide if he worked his magic on the room depending on how things went. It could be exhausting working his magic only to have to pack up. He’d give it a month before he pulled out his bag of tricks.

After unpacking the two explored their new home. The Tendo Estate was quite impressive, the whole estate was surrounded by a stone wall, there was a front gate and a back gate. The grounds were vast with a lot of areas for outdoor training and tranquil scenery. The main lawn had several trees planted and bushes, there was a koi pond and a stone toro. There were areas with targets for block breaking, punching posts, and training dummies.

Beside the dojo was a large shed where they kept holiday decorations, scrolls, training equipment, tools and so on. The dojo itself, was quite spacious, the boys wanted to explore it but Akane was training in there so they stayed away.

As for the Tendo Home it was a two story structure, three if you counted the attic. On the first floor was the traditional Genkan, where guests and residents leave their shoes, where it had places for coats and umbrellas. There was a Washitsu that served as both a living room and dining room, it was quite spacious, and even had a tv in it. One could find cabinets with dishes and another with board games.

The kitchen was quite spacious, it had a noren (traditional Japanese fabric dividers hung between rooms) instead of a typical door, but there was a door that led to the back yard. Soun had the master bedroom, and there was an additional guest room.

Tendo had a large laundry room connected to a massive bathroom with a furo, a built in bathtub. There was an area to shower off and clean up before entering the tub. It was big enough for at least three people to sit in and soak. The toilet and sink could be found in a side room to the laundry room.

On the second floor was Kasumi’s room, Nabiki’s room, Akane’s room, the guest bathroom, Ranma and Ryoga’s room, and there was a Balcony. At the end of the main hall you could find the entrance to the attic, a pull down ladder. “Not a bad place huh?”

“Yeah, it’s pretty cool here.” They bumped into Kasumi who offered them the bath to wash up and relax before dinner.

It wasn’t a bad idea so they went into the laundry room and stripped down. Ranma flipped the sign on the door to be occupied, knock first! The two went in and began to wash off. They didn’t make it to the bath as Ryoga wanted some attention.

A heated make out session began as Ranma rubbed his cock against Ryoga’s. Hibiki felt even hell would feel like heaven so long as he had Saotome by his side.

-x-

Akane had finished training but she was still so pissed off. She just couldn’t let it go, her rage made her stomp around like a bull. Making a bee line towards the bathroom. She changed out of her clothes and didn’t even notice the male clothes in the laundry room, or the sign on the door that said occupied.

Without warning she opened the door and saw them…

Ranma and Ryoga were bare ass naked, lips locked and tongues doing a sinful dance. Their chiseled bodies were pressed and rubbed together, really well! Saotome was rocking his hips, his big dick rubbed against Hibiki’s hard rod, but that wasn’t the best part.

His big balls came swinging and clapped against Ryoga’s nuts, sending a powerful surge of pleasure right through his crotch. The tanuki in human form devoured the lost boy’s moans, masking their activities.

Akane was frozen, like a deer caught in front of a flashlight. ‘This...this is BL…’ A friend of hers in class had shower her some BL manga she was into. Tendo wasn’t pleased, claiming she didn’t care about boys at all so why would she wanna read about two of them hooking up.

Now this erotic show was happening right in front of her. Kami: It’s totally wasted on her!

They were so into each other, they didn’t even notice her enter or stand there and watch. Love and passion could be seen through their every move. Even in the subtle moves, they way Hibiki arched against Ranma, the way the two clung to each other, even the soft growls that rumbled through Saotome’s chest.

Akane kept staring, mostly out of curiosity. This was the first time seeing naked boys, that weren’t on the page of some erotic novel. She saw everything, right up until their climax.

Ryoga came first, his cum gushing out and catching between their hard bodies. Ranma’s release was more intense, showering the two of them in thick white seed. The two panted and rode out their orgasm before going back in for another kiss.

She snapped out of her daze, looked down and saw she was naked. Akane stepped back, closed the door, got dressed and SCREAMED! Tendo was so loud even the neighbors heard. The boys didn’t know what happened but moved to quickly shower off the semen.

Kasumi was setting the table when Akane ran in. “PERVERTS!”

“Akane what’s going on?” Kasumi asked.

“PERVERTS THE BOTH OF THEM!”

“What are you talking about Akane?” Nabiki asked.

Genma began to sweat. ‘They didn’t…’ Kami: They did!

“I SAW THEM, IN THE BATHROOM TOGETHER AND THEY WERE…”

“You saw them?” Kasumi gasped. “Akane did you walk in on Ranma and Ryoga in the bath?” She had checked on their clothes and saw they had the sign turn properly. “Why didn’t you knock?”

“Did you get a peek at the goods?” Nabiki couldn’t help herself.

“What?!” Akane gasped. “No, I mean yes, but no, LISTEN!”

“What’s going on?” Ranma and Ryoga arrived and Akane pointed at them.

“I SAW THOSE TWO KISSING AND DOING PERVERTED THINGS IN THE BATHROOM!”

Everything went quiet. Ranma and Ryoga didn’t deny it. “Oh my!” Kasumi said breaking the silence.

‘Interesting!’ Nabiki thought and a smirk formed on her lips.

“You burst in on us in the bath and you call us perverts?!” Ryoga snapped.

“I saw what you two were doing, you ARE perverts!”

“No we aren’t, what the hell is your problem?” Ryoga snapped again.

“Saotome what is the meaning of this?” Tendo asked.

“Tendo I can explain!” Genma was sweating bullets.

“No, I’ll explain.” Ranma said. “It’s not like it’s something I’m ashamed of. Ryoga is my lover and my mate, we are a couple.”

“So you are perverts!” Akane accused.

“Akane hush!” Kasumi said sternly.

“Just my luck, they say all the good ones are either gay or already taken, you hit the double whammy.” Nabiki said.

“So that’s why you didn’t want to go through with the engagement…” Tendo sulked and cried.

“If I wanted to call off the engagemnt I’d have made it part of my deal. I’ll have you know I swing both ways, I like guys and girls.”

‘Score!’ Nabiki thought.

“What, you always told me you didn’t like girls!?” Genma hissed.

“Of course I did, if I didn’t you’d have pulled more crap like this on me!” Ranma said and took some breaths to calm down. “I actually want a harem, and know I don’t make that claim lightly. I want to surround myself with people who love me and that can share inn the love my harem will provide. Of course I’m taking things slow as I plan to support everyone in my harem.” Being a hybrid a harem was actually good for him sexually speaking.

“So you’re bi, what about him?” Nabiki asked.

“I love Ranma, other than that I’m still figuring things out.” He rubbed the back of his head.

‘Cute!’ Nabiki thought.

“That’s very mature.” Hibiki smiled.

“Mature?!” Akane rolled her eyes. “I knew there was something I didn’t like about you. Boys, girls, a harem?! You aren’t just a pervert, you are a perverted freak.”

“Hey!” Ryoga hissed. “We aren’t perverts damn it!”

Ranma’s aura flared. Even Akane was taken aback by the force of his rage. Saotome’s eyes were glowing.

Soun had felt power like this from a powerful yokai they had battled years ago. Even he was shaking from the intimidating aura. His true power was leaking out through his cursed form.

“Akane apologize right now!” Kasumi said.

“No way, apologize to him, he saw me in the bath!”

“We didn’t even know you were there, you saw us in the bath pervert!” Ryoga countered.

“What’d you say!?” Akane went to strike Ryoga and Ranma snapped.

He caught her hand. “Enough!” Soun snapped.

Ranma released her and she fell back. ‘What did he just do?’ His ki had washed over her.

“Sorry about this, we can leave…”

“Now hold on, I have no problem with you guys, in fact I think you are even more interesting now.” Nabiki said. “We have a deal right?” She had a feeling Ranma had more secrets, but men with secrets were certainly more interesting.

“That we do.”

“Akane apologize.” Kasumi was serious.

“No way, I’m your sister, why are you taking his side?” She shook her head.

“Go to your room!”

“What?!”

“You heard me, if you are gonna act like a child I’m gonna treat you like one. Go!” Akane stomped off going to bed without supper. “I apologize Ranma, on her behalf she was way out of line.”

“Thank you.” They had dinner, with Nabiki asking all sorts of questions which Ranma had no issue answering. Genma had a bad feeling he knew what his son did to Akane. If one angered a tanuki they could end up cursed.

Genma pulled the boys to the side after dinner. “What did you do to her?”

“After trying to hit Ryoga like that she got off lucky.”

“Boy!”

“I gave her a small curse, something to teach her a lesson.”

“Remove it!” Ranma shrugged.

“I can’t, that’s the beauty of it. The curse will punish her with misfortune for her actions, to remove it all she has to do is apologize and mean it. One little I’m sorry, and the curse is broken.” Ryoga was impressed.

-x-

Akane was seething. “Dumb boys...stupid perverts…” She was hit with phantom pain through her body. ‘What the heck?’

To be continued...First Day of School