Bonus Art: The Green Gamer Guys

Been working on clearing out patron rewards, so pardon the slight skimping on original stuff this month. The reward story tiers filled right up this month. So with the extra money and an old art friend in https://www.deviantart.com/yellowcatart98, I felt like getting some art of the cast of The Green Gamer Guys podcast series. Just an orc, an incubus and a goblin swapping stories and talking video games and lore in the world of modern monstergirls. It's a fun little stream of consciousness kind of story I like to write some of, and going through their conversations for a new "best of" chapter and gags that still make me laugh from old ones got this urge up.

Left to right, it's Gruul Hyde, Xataeus "Hell's Fury Xats" Loom, and Skrat Burbal. I had designed them super vaguely since their stories are all dialogue, but love what Yellowcat did with them. Snap decision to put Skrat in a hoodie and hair over his eye turned out great too. Super vaguely based them on the Super Best Friends letsplayers/podcasters, and always imagine their voices when I'm writing them, but I never mentioned them to the artist to keep them original-looking. Plus no shaved heads among them.

Their stories are all posted at https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/42412/The-Green-Gamer-Guys-Podcast and probably more coming before long.

X: “Okay, okay! So I got invited to a drow party. And those can get wild.”

G: “I thought…”

S: “Yea,  so… as our lovely sponsor Manasnax has established, dark elves are  people who… sustain themselves on mana. Kinda like you.”

X: “Kinda.  We need it for food while they need it like they need medicine. Or  botox, sometimes. We need it, for them it’s just nice. Anyway, the way  they do it is okay. Cuz they’re elves, they like, grow up on magic and  live long enough to know how to do a lot of shit with it. This party  takes place inside a planar bubble doohicky that just makes the dorm  like a mana ball so we don’t worry about that.”

S: “Magic happened. Got it.”

X: “Which i mostly say because… I met a drider.”

G: “Holyyyy shit.”

S: “What?”

G: “You didn’t!”

X: “I did.”

G: “HOW did you do it!?”

S: “I’m missing something. Namely, whatever the fuck you guys are talking about.”

G: “So did  you ever play those… the fuck am I talking about? You’ve played those  old fantasy videogames they don’t make anymore? The ones that they say  are super racist…”

S: “But we all love because it makes our species look like badasses?”

G: “Exactly.”

S: “Ohhh.”

G: “Yea, so remember those boss monster ladies who are like, half-spider? Titties on top, spider on bottom?”

S: “OHHH!” 

X: “Yup.”

S: “Gob damn, I would’ve have a fuckin’ heart attack, my dude! I didn’t know those existed!”

G: “So here’s my problem… I didn’t know the dark elves actually did that.”

X: “Here’s the funny part, Gruuly: they don’t.” 

S: “Huh.”

X: “Driders are not a thing. There’s no culty ritual or religious reason for them to do that. There was just one chick…”

G: “Huh.”

S: “One gross, crazy chick…”

X: “Who  must have went ‘Y’know what? I think I’m supposed to be a spider. I  drink people. I hide in holes slash dimensions. I like the color black. I  think I’m a spider. BUT… I don’t wanna lose these rockin’ titties. And  did some magic to herself to change her lower body into a fuckin’ giant  spider.”

G: “So the titties were good?”

X: “Yea, titties were good.”

G: “But the real question is… howwwww?”

S: “Yea, cuz do spider girls have coochies? Cuz I don’t think the real ones do.”

G: “I  mean, mermaids don’t because they’re part fish. They can do whatever  else you want, but they lay batches of eggs once in a while. Cuz I knew a  guy who-”

S: “XAT, DO DRIDERS HAVE PUSSIES?!

X: “GREAT  question! Guys? I don’t know. I didn’t ask questions. I had no idea if  this would ever happen again. So I found a hole that seemed to be in the  right place and I stuck it in. Like any goddamn demonic-american  would.”

G: “You’re a patriot, Xats.”

X: “Damn right.”

G: “You’re a patriot who once fucked a spider.”

X: “A spider with rockin’ titties.”