Miss Year of the Ox Lineup/Teaser

There were plenty of cow themes throughout Sandcastles/Luffy316/whatever he’s called stories. Milfs and huge boobers and outright cowgirls were all over the various series and short stories, so it wasn’t long before the urge to come up with a related story. With so many options already on the table, the ever-present idea of competition came up when the Year of the Ox was in full swing. With all the cowgirl art going around, they gathered applications from the most horny, meaty and simply bovine characters and settled on the 18 most cow-like competitors.

Who’s your favorite? Who will win?! We’ll find out this coming month along with a special guest judge or two, but first, let’s look at the competitors.

1. Moodere

From: Moodere. Species: sentai boss monster. Bust: unbreakable

Quote: “Wow, I guess I AM kinda cow-like, huh? With the milk and horns and hooves and all… I never really thought about it!”

2. Chihiro “Chiyo” Hotaru

From: The Bully Code. Profession: high school student/delinquent. AKA: Iron Enforcer, The Ox

Quote: “I wasn’t expecting to be accepted! I’m sorry for the confusion! I thought my nickname would get me some sway here! Thank you for accepting my application!”

3. Netiz “Netty” Knothare

From: Netty the Goblin Carny. Species: goblin/minotaur. Profession: carnival worker

Quote: “Folks must know a nice cut’a beef when ya see it. Hey, what’re you doin’ after this, interview guy?”

4. Karamel Sweetz

From: Kandy Sweetz’s Candy Reviews. Profession: streamer/part-time college student. Fav Candy: chocolate covered marshmallows

Quote: “I think Patty might have entered me as a joke, but it’s kind of hot being here…”

5. Haruko

From: Mighty Milfin Mama Rangers AKA: Ranger H. Profession: mother/crimefighter. Finishing Move: Milky Way Beam

Quote: “Cows have always been a symbol of motherly and fertile natures. As a guardian of Japan and mother of a beautiful son, of course I’d qualify.”

6. Jab Lock

From:  Command Grab and the Gamer Girls. Profession: let’s play streamer/cashier. Fav Game: Backalley Brawlers Hobby: amateur boxing

Quote: “Geez, I always get kinda nervous under pressure. Uh, I think I’m here cuz I’m big? Does that count?”

7. Gahren

From: Overlord’s Harem Species: minotaur. Allegiance: Lord William Hometown: the cursed labyrinth

Quote: “My kind was a source of meat and milk for our fellow tribesmen in times of need. It is an honor to stand for that.”

8. Patcher

From: Your Favorite Healslut Species: video game character (human). Class: Healer. AKA: The Healslut

Quote: “This is so much fun! I knew responding to all those forum polls would pay off! Ummm… I DID get a cowprint skin a few seasons ago.”

9. Patty LeBraun

From:  Beefers Steakhouse Profession: waitress. Ambitions: none Age: 27

Quote: “It sounded like a way to get some easy money. Hope mom’s not watching this to know why I called out of work.”

10. Brittany Parks

From: Goth and Bimbo BFFs. Profession: college student. Fav Color: anything pink!

Quote: “I’m just super excited to like, totally be here! I thought ‘cows are cute and nice and junk,’ so I signed up to join!”

11. “Glass” Joanne LeCreme

From: Lily Max Punches Out. Profession: boxer. Bust: E cup. Professional Record: 0 wins

Quote: “Vith uddeurs like zese, how could I not be a prime choice to vin such a competition? A whole year dedicated to Madame LeCreme!”

12. Peggy

From: M.C. Kraken’s Species: holstaur (half-minotaur). Profession: fast food worker.

Quote: “I think it’s obvious why I’m here. Now let’s get it over with.”

13. Bullseye

From: Clowns in the Funhouse. Species: clown. Profession: sex worker.

Quote: “I got the curves and I’m a goddang rodeo clown. Whatever kinda cowgirl you’re lookin’ for, sugar, you found her.”

14. Kitchin Keen

From: The Haunted Rose. Species: goblin Profession: sex worker/streamer

Quote: “Let’s see. Mom of four, chill fuck buddy, still lactating from the babies, couple hundred dudes on my streams asking to touch my mommy milkies… yea, I think I fit the bill on the whole cow thing.”

15. Barbie Kyu

From: Barbie Kyu. Profession: unemployed (fired for fucking customers). Weight: “below 300”

Quote: “Cuz I’ve got a lot of meat and it’s the sweetest you’re ever gonna find. Come at this hot queen heifer if you dare, ladies!”

16. Shooting Star Samantha

From: Magical Girl Fight Club. Profession: magical girl/pitfighter. Claim to Fame: beat the lead Bandito Spirito in a magical showdown at high noon Powers: magical six-shooters

Quote: “Boy, I’m surprised y’all remembered me! Ah’m here to represent America and that wild west spirit!”

17. Boona

From: The Return To Bikini Island. Species: half-minotaur Profession: adventurer

Quote: “Man is it great to be back out of retirement! I mean I’m a bull of a gal who likes to fight, eat, and fuck, so yea. Cows do all that, right?”

18. Amanda Deeper

From: Southern Valley Sexfight High. Profession: sexfighter in training/student Birthplace: Texas

Quote: “This is perfect practice for my career path. Professional sexfighting has got to line up with a cow pageant, right?”