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Bonus Art: Tink the Gnome

Added 2020-08-04 01:15:38 +0000 UTC

"Listen, smartass!" she barked at me, which in another position, I might have found hilarious. Clearly, I have hit a nerve. "The axe and shield look new because they're a titanite alloy that keeps the edges from dulling, not cheapass dragonscale they push on amateurs! I know what alliteration means because the gnomish schooling system is FUCKED UP compared to yours! And I drink the tea instead of ale because I like! Fucking! Tea!"

She shook my collar for each of the last words. "Now I know a place with a good payout, and I need a hand for the traps and to carry it all. YES, because of my height! YES, I'm a gnome! But that does not mean that I haven't taken more skulls than you've got bones in your body, which I will recalculate that amount if you don't drop the condescending tone and I don't hear one short joke out of you!!"

Something I ordered a while back from www.twitter.com/ narksfw.

Still like to toss some of the donations at artists in times of need. This is back from the beloved Tink the Gnome series about the shortstack warrior who WILL break your arm. She's a sweet... well, not really. She looks a lot cuter than she is.