Sandcastles' Personal All-Time Favs

Something I’ve been meaning to do for a while. Lot of new folks over the last few months and I’ve pointed out a few times that I have favorite stories. Ones I write when I’m in an especially good or lazy mood because they’re just fun to explore. I listed off all my original works over at the usual master file:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jYHSZ4hAbyrRQHDh6VxiTwl1NqWiJ-c7Vz4QfyjAzo/edit

I'm proud of most in some way, but these were big standouts to me personally. Recommend them and they’re easy enough to search on the doc as usual.

Got your own all-time favorites? Let me know! Maybe I overlooked them or thought they weren’t appreciated enough and should get back to them. May also do something like this for favorite commissions I've done.

Goblin Diaries: boy finds a monstergirl goblin under his basement. my first real start into shortstacks and non-fighting smut fics in general. It’s got a ton of heart that I didn’t plan on going into it. It was just me doing some daily greentext posts in 4chan until I realized how much demand there was for more. The early scene where Steve buys Scrappa some basic street clothes and she just breaks down crying from realizing she looks pretty is still an impactful scene to me... I feel like that resonated with certain people.

Overlord’s Harem: A wizard conquered an evil lord’s territory. Just a real basic concept that I tweaked with enough flourishes to make it its own thing. A solitary jerkass who’s not afraid to blow up a man who gets in his way. His loyal idiotic skeleton who’s also a bigger jerk he tore the soul out of. And he slowly builds up a family in his representing monstergirls who thrive under his strangely efficient rule.

The Bully Code: a gang of dumbass delinquent girls being bros and bullies. A relatively new story I went head over heels for. Stupid but passionate and loyal characters are great, and I love a colorful cast more than anything. They were built as extras in the Magical Girl Fight Club story but blew up in popularity as I wrote them as self-aware and incredibly ineffective rather than generic bullies.

Your Favorite Healslut: self-aware team shooter FPS characters. Talk about heart and colorful casts! I half-assed threw together a roster of Overwatch parodies in an afternoon and wrote a whole story for it in a day or two about self-aware shooter characters and a slutty bimbo Healer with some massive self-esteem issues because nobody wants to play as her. When she played a single game and scored a winning point, I ended up tearing up a little. I can respect a person with simple goals and simple pleasures. I’ve fleshed out the team massively since then, on top of the “dlc” characters. Their layered personalities and business-like behavior makes it real quick and fun to write. Easy story hooks in various game tropes like errors, holiday events and weird skins/weapons.

Ghetto Goblin Girls: just what it sounds like. writing a story that was about 70% imaginary slurs and lingo for goblins was a weird worldbuilding experience. So much that I made a whole setting out of it over time. I’d throw in casual references to magic and demons that sort of spun out of control. Plus Tizz is another great, stupid, cocky piece of shit that makes you want to fuck her anyway.

Goblin Stripclub: just what it sounds like. this one was me trying to do things I never did with goblin stories. I’d written a lot by then, so writing about a lesbian goblin and a human who actively hated them was new. So I ended up throwing in in-universe reasons for those things being rare and really started actively worldbuilding off of that.

Pain and Promotion: two rookie wrestlers go pro. Just a super direct wrestling fic. Originally a group project with another writer, but the themes were so blunt and basic that when they lost interest, I picked it up. Real underdog story, but with a bad and good girl on the same path.

Moodere: A surviving sentai monster tries to live a normal life. A VERY early fic I still go back to now and then. Moo is obviously a sweetheart, born seconds into her own story. She’s a naturally evil creature with nobody to tell her how to be evil. She’s just good at it. So her strained relationship with the Neon Rangers plus being a massively curvy monstergirl in a world that’s just used to that shit all make it a weird, fun piece.

Followers of the Godbeasts: cavegirls and their giant beasts go to battle. I loooove writing cultures. The novel I actually finished is all about culture shock. Primitive ones are especially interesting because 1. They’re usually practical and superstitious. 2. I don’t know much about history or norms, so those uninfluenced by the real world are great to write for. Same with apocalyptic ones as I pick and choose what was forgotten. I definitely copied kaiju movies and Primal Rage in particular for this one. Giant monster fights plus sexy amazons fighting, all worshiping what are literally just animals that don’t know they’re being worshipped.

Mei the Semen Demon: a gothy demon huntress who fucks other demons. I love the super relaxed tone of this one. The stakes are never super high, so it’s all being lazy, sassy and ridiculously action-packed. Mei is a great anti-hero, and the image of her dropping a laundry basket full of demon heads as credentials was something I saw in her super early on. Stopping time to do a sex scene with something that may or may not have genitals or a face is also fun to mess with, and Hell is always a fun setting for me to mess around in.

Gats/Pizza Thot and Hellbridge Fanfics: two of my favorite smut artists. Glad to support their Patreons and writing fanfiction for them. AC Gats has since hired me, as you likely know, but I’ll STILL write some stories for fun in there. Hellbridge will draw some art to go with my stories but I just do them for fun, and the announcers-only storytelling idea is really fast and fun. Dialogue’s always a specialty of mine anyway. They both just have their distinct styles that make me enjoy stuff I might not usually. A titboxing league and a story that focuses around horny sex-workers who fuck for pay just make for easy storytelling and some fun characters.

The Stackers Waitress: the theme restaurant of shortstacks who serve shortstacks of pancakes. It was a pun I ran with when a patron requested a story about a goblin waitress, but I had to go wild with the joke. I ended up introducing a lot of monstergirl races for the Ghetto Goblin setting there, experimenting with how dwarves, gnomes, imps and halflings differ from each other. Also kept feeding my waitress interests. It’s not a kink, honestly; it’s just an easy way to make a character hospitable while giving them an easy motivation.

Monster Essays: raw data on the monstergirls of the Ghetto Goblin world. Wow. Talk about easy writing! Someone once asked for more lore about the Ghetto Goblin setting, since I’d sprinkled so much around about it in my stories. I said I didn’t want to set a lot in stone so I could retcon and cheat my way out of things when I forgot what other stories said. I settled on a compromise; a college student writing essays based on what he found online. Of course the guy/me became more confident and informed as we built the world together and it’s a little more reliable these days, but it’s all literally me writing out my train of thought and reasoning through what the monsters are like, how they’re different from the rest, and how they fit into the world. Of course, it’s smut monstergirl fic so everyone’s flawed with weird cultures but with shocking convenience as humans find and help out every species they find. These things are ridiculously short compared to other fics and always get a ton of Likes, so I like to whip these up at the end of the day when I’m not up for starting something big.

The Goblin Coplin: a professional goblin cop struggling with her horny nature. I think my second step into the ghetto goblin universe. I think I felt a little guilty about making Tizz a real hood rat and wanted to explore more about the world, so I made the most respectable profession I could think of. Her struggles with her race and libido really stood out to people. I am gonna say this small, weird species of cop probably predates Zootopia…

Harley Quinn vs the Multiverse: back to the fights! Think someone asked for a Harley fight, and I decided to run with it and have her fight her own selves from other settings. I could have used the ones from existing canons, but by the end I was throwing in luchadoras and cowgirls and Har El the kryptonian Harley Quinn. Easy way to get goofy and experiment with clone fights that seem to be so popular.

The Goblin Curse: A popular girl gets turned into a goblin. Dipping my toe into a lot of little interests I had. Goths, catfighting, shortstacks, lesbians, romantic and friendship undertones… it’s kind of a weird, sweet story at its core.

Becky Porter, Bear Wrestler: look, I write a shitload of wrestling stories. Had way before I started writing for the Patreon. The idea of a college webcam girl staging elaborate wrestling matches with her life-size bear through the POV of the camera was me trying to get more original and experimental with my scenarios. Bless those folks who commission me with a twist to their matches!

Boogie Milf: probably my first step into more monstrous nightmares of stories. Really put the monster in monstergirls. Harmless, but horrifying to think about. Sex with a creature that eats emotions, doesn’t know what a vagina’s for, and probably doesn’t have any actual bones.

Undertail Harem Run: a request from a patron that went out of control on my part. To this day, I will go back and read that thing for the skeleton puns alone. Then a big anime battle to prove that sex can fix anything… good read. Good, weird read.

Goth and Bimbo BFFs: simple and straightforward. What if they were friends? They’re super different but still friends. One complains while one’s happy and they fuck strangers. Desperately want to do more simple fun with these two.

Connie the Ditzy Dom: Gats asked me to make an OC for Queen’s Beach, so I actually dug up my old wrestling RP character who never actually ended up wrestling that much. I like me a bubbly bimbo, but only if they’re confident and happy rather than mind-broken and used like some folks prefer. A character who’s happy with who they are is always the best.

The BBQ Girl: short, fast fic that ties a lot of shit I love together. Chubby, confident girls are great, and go great with ganguros. She’s fat and flashy and she doesn’t give a shit!

Wendigo of the Mountain: a mute, nearly feral huntress abducts a young tourist. more horror waifu fun. I’d been working on it for a long time before I finished it, keeping it just right. It’s a lot of tension and physical affection before really getting into the sex. Until then, enjoy your giant murder mommy who could definitely kill you but thinks you’re too weak and tiny to exist out in that big scary world.