Snail Diaries #215!!
Added 2023-07-14 20:54:37 +0000 UTCI am not a stranger to the dark
"Hide away," they say
"'Cause we don't want your broken parts"
I've learned to be ashamed of all my scars
"Run away," they say
"No one'll love you as you are"
But I won't let them break me down to dust
I know that there's a place for us
For we are glorious
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marchin' on to the beat I drum
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
Another round of bullets hits my skin
Well, fire away 'cause today
I won't let the shame sink in
We are burstin' through the barricades
And reachin' for the sun (We are warriors)
Yeah, that's what we've become (Yeah, that's what we've become)
I won't let them break me down to dust
I know that there's a place for us
For we are glorious
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marchin' on to the beat I drum
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
(This is me)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
And I know that I deserve your love
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
There's nothin' I'm not worthy of
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown 'em out
This is brave, this is bruised
This is who I'm meant to be, this is me
Look out 'cause here I come (Look out 'cause here I come)
And I'm marchin' on to the beat I drum (Marchin' on, marchin', marchin' on; to the beat I drum)
I'm not scared to be seen
I make no apologies, this is me
(Whenever the words wanna cut me down)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (I'll send the flood to drown them out)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna send a flood
Gonna drown them out, ah
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
This is me
-Written by Me, at the vet when no one laughed. please dont fact check this
Comments
Darn! My current vet would have laughed. I always fill her in on the nonsense that my cat Mochi has been up to! My previous vet never got my nervous silly banter. Always a sad day
Elizabeth E.
2023-07-15 03:35:43 +0000 UTCtheyll never understand 💔 the we're all in too deep in the lore
roxx
2023-07-15 00:13:24 +0000 UTCyou are very clever and funny. I guess vets are not impressed.
Joel Teller
2023-07-14 23:07:28 +0000 UTCThank you for laughing 😌
Little Tunny
2023-07-14 22:36:56 +0000 UTCThe love story of Soup and Salad is a story FOR THE AGES.
Stephanie Dee
2023-07-14 22:25:23 +0000 UTCI laughed!!!! ❤️
Lee
2023-07-14 22:04:55 +0000 UTCHome of phobic is what it is 😤
Jessica
2023-07-14 21:07:14 +0000 UTCwe're so lucky to get to enjoy the fruits of your comedy!
Charlie
2023-07-14 21:05:52 +0000 UTCPoor Salad manhandled (cathandled) in the second panel
Bethan Williams
2023-07-14 21:03:37 +0000 UTCim crying this is so silly hahahahahha
Little Tunny
2023-07-14 21:01:20 +0000 UTCThat's so beautiful Charlie :'') Now I'm inspired to be unfunny in public even more!
Little Tunny
2023-07-14 21:00:51 +0000 UTCAntibiotics = Great success! 👍👍
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
2023-07-14 21:00:17 +0000 UTCwayne gretzky may have said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, I say no one laughs at 100% of the jokes you don't say, and we get to laugh at them afterwards
Charlie
2023-07-14 20:59:33 +0000 UTCShe did it more than once! We went in again for her UTI and it’s just “Ban-a-shee, her vajeen is problem. She squat where she not supposed to”
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
2023-07-14 20:57:58 +0000 UTCThat's showbiz, baby
Cory Sanin
2023-07-14 20:57:24 +0000 UTCALSO I HOPE BANSHEE'S VAJEEN IS DOING BETTER AAHH
Little Tunny
2023-07-14 20:57:06 +0000 UTCI'm so fucking jealous im seething right now that rules
Little Tunny
2023-07-14 20:56:51 +0000 UTCCrying at the description xjsjsndnnd
Kim Miranda
2023-07-14 20:56:48 +0000 UTCYour vets are no fun. Banshee got some sort of allergic reaction on her crotch and my vet kept making Borat voice when referencing Banshee’s “vajeen”
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
2023-07-14 20:56:18 +0000 UTC
