Breed Guide: Labrador Retrievers!
Added 2021-09-06 18:55:30 +0000 UTCHappy Labor-dor day!!! You know, I have a very special memory of getting my knee bit to shit by a lab while working on labor day. She didn't mean it though, she was just trying to kill a different dog and felt pretty bad when she redirected to me as I broke them up.
This is a special two page spread!! Because I've met many a lab. I actually drew the three different labs as my very first dog breed guide, mostly because every chocolate lab I've met so far sees thru time... past present and future all at once, so consumed by the prison of eternity, that they've lost their grip with reality.
The original sketches of these gets shared constantly, and sometimes when someone tags me in it to warn me someone's reposting my art I like to go to the comments because every now and then there's someone VERY upset I categorized the labs by color... As one person said, "this is the most racist thing I've EVER seen!!"
So this special edition dog breed guide goes out to you, K9 Karen, who's never felt a lick of oppression in her life. My bigotry knows no bounds!
Comments
Really super appreciate the black lab's old dog beard.
Greenbeans
2021-09-08 13:15:20 +0000 UTCmy dad has a yellow lab named Token and they got him one of those automatic ball throwers and taught Token to load the ball in himself. One day they turned it on for him while doing yard work and after a bit they went in for lunch and left him outside and about an hour later the madman was still outside just reloading the ball in and chasing after it, no brakes, just ball.
Mallory Dotson
2021-09-06 20:21:20 +0000 UTCLiterally why we domesticated wolves
Bems
2021-09-06 19:37:33 +0000 UTCAnd that’s so funny he LOCKED YOU OUT he was gonna run day camp his way goddamnit! 😂😂
Little Tunny
2021-09-06 19:35:07 +0000 UTCWe had a very evil lab named Luna (of course) who would randomly just snap with no warning and try to kill whoever was closest… she was banned 5 times but somehow kept appearing in my yard… but my favorite Chocolate lab was Molly Peaches who belong to my best friends cousin. She hated being alive and only found joy from shitting in shoes and suitcases. She had one “trick” which was to lie on her back and if you pressed on her tummy she’d make a guttural groan. A perfect dog.
Little Tunny
2021-09-06 19:34:19 +0000 UTCWe have four different chocolate labs who come to daycare and each one of them stresses me out in a unique and terrible way. Charlie Brown, when he was boarding with us, used his vibrating chaos energy to escape a play yard, run inside the building loose, and lock me out of the building with no one to rescue me.
Bems
2021-09-06 19:31:49 +0000 UTCCan't take this dog racism 😡😡
Tanja
2021-09-06 19:14:06 +0000 UTCI'm sobbing imagining this. WHAT A GOOD BOY!!!
Little Tunny
2021-09-06 19:06:54 +0000 UTCThere's also a yellow lab named Hank who's pure vibrating chaos
Jen Go
2021-09-06 19:06:29 +0000 UTCThere's a black lab named Miles who picks his own treats whenever he comes by my work. He knows he only gets one and he'll kinda walk around sniffing everything and like... turning over his choices in his mind (????) until he gingerly picks something and brings it back to his people to pay for
Jen Go
2021-09-06 19:05:33 +0000 UTCAwww!!! I had a yellow lab!! Super cute
Cedar
2021-09-06 18:56:23 +0000 UTC
