The Ballad of Salad
Added 2021-07-24 18:14:23 +0000 UTCSo, I've recently been adopted by a sick, pregnant stray. I had no intention of ever getting another cat after Goop, but a month after he passed away she mysteriously showed up asking for help! This is about how I think it went down. It's a very factual recounting.
So she's my kitty now, and she's due in a few weeks! I decided to reveal her name with a comic, so you guys are the first to know! Introducing Salad P.! :3
She came from a hoarder situation in this terrible shed next door to me, and as I've peeled back every layer of the mystery, it gets more and more disturbing. Her abusive owner left them all to rot as she went on vacation for months, but when she's home she has her two adult goon sons "protect" all her sick, dying cats but shoving, kicking, and following anyone that dares to so much as feed them. So far I've stolen half her cats, but it's an ongoing situation to save them!
If you have an instagram account, you can watch all the adventures there, I've compiled them into a highlight just today!
Link: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17946757381507029/
(this might only work on desktop! If you're on mobile go to my account little.tunny and click the first bubble, "PorchCat Rescue!")
Comments
I know how much goops loss meant to your followers and the internet. He was an amazing being in the universe and so are you!!! Hearing about Salad's situation and your heroic efforts to save their lives was incredible. Your bravery, compassion and dedication are admirable! Thank you for existing!! We love you!
Jess
2021-07-25 19:13:02 +0000 UTCYou are such an angel. Thank you so much for being such a hero. I wonder if there’s a way to convict her for animal abuse, especially if a lot of people in town are aware of this situation? Seeing all these tortured animals is so heartbreaking. I’m so so happy your neighborhood has someone like you. I can’t imagine taking all of this on yourself as one person. You’re amazing. 💚
La
2021-07-25 17:09:05 +0000 UTCThat is an amazing name!! Fits her so well
Grodie Chan
2021-07-25 02:42:14 +0000 UTCOne time I asked my spouse what "Thousand Island" dressing was supposed to taste like but I never got a satisfactory answer. Red? Creamy red? Related, omg please name one Thousand Island Also submitting for consideration: Green Goddess Ok, last edit, I swear, but I had to come back to note that the ~Association of Dressings and Sauces~ has entered the ring https://dressings-sauces.org/dictionary-dressings-sauces/
Jen Go
2021-07-24 23:51:37 +0000 UTClove following through this story and seeing what you have done for these cats
Fleenz
2021-07-24 23:01:36 +0000 UTCit’s given me so much joy to see you saving all those kitties! Especially since I remember you not knowing what to do about all of goops food. I’m so excited to see all of salads little croutons when they’re born!
Beanowitz
2021-07-24 22:29:40 +0000 UTCYoure an angel for saving these kitties, doing the job animal control/welfare should be doing }:/ But seriously, i love to imagine ur sweet boy sendin these stinkies your way 💖 this is rly cute!! Welcome to the fam Salad!! 🥗💕
Alex Reeder
2021-07-24 21:54:30 +0000 UTCWe are an Olive Garden family 💚💚💚
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 21:44:35 +0000 UTCSoup and Saladdd!! This is so precious 🥺now all you need a pet lizard named Endless Breadsticks
Lisa Utzig
2021-07-24 21:37:50 +0000 UTCYay Salad!!!!!!!😺😺😺😺😺😺🥰🥰🥰🥗
Rachel Palmer
2021-07-24 21:28:07 +0000 UTCSalad!! Welcome Salad! I hope she turns out to be one of those weirdo cats who steals vegetables.
Leo
2021-07-24 20:06:40 +0000 UTCIt’s been so great to see the progress of how they’re doing! You’re a hero!! And Salad seems like such a sweet kitty 🥰
Jem Milton
2021-07-24 19:46:11 +0000 UTCThank you!! I knew the cats were a problem but every time we called animal control nothing happened… and once they started coming to me and I saw up close the state they were in it just made me feel so awful!! I’ve got an appointment to spay three of them August 11 but the owner should be back by then. It’s such a mess but I can’t ignore those poor babies!
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 19:20:44 +0000 UTCI would die for Salad... also I've been following the cat situation and you are a saint for taking all the time and money to help those poor kitties. Thank you for all you do! 💖
Tanja
2021-07-24 19:04:27 +0000 UTCYay!! I’m glad! I hope so too. Goop and Soup had a very special relationship and I don’t know that it can be duplicated, but I do hope they can coexist! For now I’m keeping them separate, everything is so new to Salad and I just am concerned with her feeling safe and comfortable here!
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 18:57:14 +0000 UTCThat worked! Salad is such a sweetie. I hope she and soup will be good friends
Cory!
2021-07-24 18:55:30 +0000 UTCI do hope Ghost Goop is a reoccurring character in your stories. It's nice to see his legacy live on.
Fetadae
2021-07-24 18:43:15 +0000 UTCHmmm that's weird it takes me to the highlight reel! But I'm on desktop. If you go to my instagram account ( @ little.tunny ) it should be the first one, "PorchCat Rescue"!
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 18:26:39 +0000 UTCOmg I love her! Also a kitten named Vinaigrette sounds great! I'd call them Vinnie for short lol
DawnSnowe
2021-07-24 18:25:49 +0000 UTCPlease please please don’t leave out bleu chaz
Rachel
2021-07-24 18:24:11 +0000 UTCThe link takes me to a highlights page but not your video specifically?
Cory!
2021-07-24 18:23:48 +0000 UTCCongrats Grace 🥺 i hope momma and the lil babies feed your soul
Raichi Raichu
2021-07-24 18:23:15 +0000 UTCI definitely have Cool Ranch and Vinaigrette already on the list xD
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 18:22:46 +0000 UTCCroutons!!! Oh my god ;_; Part of me wants you to name them after different dressings.
Lauren (Gudakos) Flagg
2021-07-24 18:21:54 +0000 UTCWhy choose one when you can have both!! I can't wait to name the bebes.... Salad and her Croutons!
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 18:18:42 +0000 UTCOh thank god 😭
Greenbeans
2021-07-24 18:18:29 +0000 UTCSoup and Salad 😭 I can’t ❤️
Rachel
2021-07-24 18:17:45 +0000 UTCThey were less cute irl 😭... Very sick!! But I saved them in time, and they're all with the fluffy black and white mama in this comic, safe with a foster family!
Little Tunny
2021-07-24 18:17:35 +0000 UTCThe porch babies! Welcome to the fam, Salad!
Fetadae
2021-07-24 18:17:33 +0000 UTCThank you for recusing the kitties! Hoarder situations are almost always tragic but this sounds so scary!! 😱
Rad
2021-07-24 18:16:40 +0000 UTCShe is so cute!! I love this comic sm, the lil babies by the trash bags look so cute omg 😭
Cedar
2021-07-24 18:16:22 +0000 UTCSally porchy Big tummy gal I'm singing that
NarizRoja
2021-07-24 18:16:16 +0000 UTC
