Breed Guide: Boxers!
Added 2020-11-09 20:34:55 +0000 UTCAaa.. once again it is Monday...
During the original run of my Dog Breed sketches, some site I guess ran an article about them (I never know who or where, just that there's a big influx of activity all of a sudden) and an older couple reached out and e-mailed me about how HORRENDOUSLY WRONG my Boxer description was and how deeply offended they were.
They told me they'd been breeding Boxers for !!2 decades!! and refuted every single bullet point in detail, but in their description of why Boxers are NOT fart machines or whatever they'd also describe them as doing the exact same things I described, just in a less silly manner?? It was truly enlightening.
I would also just like to say that these generalizations are just for fun, and every dog is their own unique person whom i love and respect, no matter how stank the farts!!
Comments
My boxer recently passed away (March of 2022) and can confirm he was a giant fart machine until he took his last breath. We had a poop emoji blanket that we would cover his butt with when he laid on the bed because they STUNK so bad!! His name was Rocky and he definitely fits your description, lmao
Avery
2022-07-26 05:20:56 +0000 UTCThat's all anyone can hope to be!
Little Tunny
2020-11-09 20:41:46 +0000 UTCI own a boxer mix and this is incredibly accurate, just a big ol' wiggly fart machine
Desbie
2020-11-09 20:40:21 +0000 UTC
