Breed Guide: Basset Hounds!
Added 2020-10-12 21:17:11 +0000 UTCAnother Monday, another dog full of folds for me to draw!!
There were some very unfortunate looking Basset Hounds at my old job, notably the one with a giant growth coming out of his eye who's awful testicles drug on the ground as he walked... but my favorite was Barney, who was actually quite healthy looking.
His only problem was his relentless addiction to eating rocks, anyway he could. He would notice the second you were too preoccupied, like if you were filling up the water bowl or breaking up a scuffle, and he'd immediately run to the weak spot in the astro-turf and start ripping it up to get those sweet, sweet stones. Try as you might to stop him, you can't be watching him 100% of the time. He'd wolf them down so fast that even if you caught him, it'd be too late! Randomly in the day he'd just start shitting straight rocks. Terrible.
I had used up all the cinderblocks available to patch the turf's weak points, but it was never enough. He'd just make a new hole. When I brought up his rock vice to his owner, she just shrugged, and said he loved eating rocks at home too, and never had problems from it. I have to assume he'd been to the vet.. I dunno where he is now, but I'm sure he's eating stones and gaining high defense stats from them. Godspeed, Barney.
