I recently beat ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron, a proverbial ghost of my childhood. It’s such a weird, hyper-90s genesis platformer.
For the unfamiliar, this second game in the series has our title aliens trying to capture the obnoxious humans who have wound up on their home planet; you pelt them with trap-o-matic jars until they get sucked up by one, then you ship them back to earth.
Did I mention this is a very goofy game?
Anyway, one of the human types is this heavyset woman who summons poodles. All I could think of was those bottles trying to suck her up…
What do y’all think, should I polish this one up? 🤔