Gamer Girl Gas (Commission - Chapter 2)

Joe made sure to go to bed before Luke came back from the party. He knew he was being a coward but he wanted to avoid any uncomfortable conversations with him about Amanda. Then again, Luke could have been too drunk to remember. That would have been the perfect outcome to all of this.

            When Joe did wake up, he found the dorm room empty. He waited a few seconds to make sure he wasn’t dreaming. He rubbed his eyes and went to the bathroom, still groggy.

            “Ope!”

            Joe panicked when he bumped into Luke emerging from the bathroom. Luke often dared to walk to the bathroom with just his boxers, despite the fact that they were in a co-ed dorm. Joe couldn’t imagine having that kind of confidence with his average, plain-as-they-come, body.

            Luke was much more alive, not even suffering from a hangover.

            “Hey man, morning,” Luke said.

            “Yeah. Morning.”

            Joe didn’t look him in the eyes. He was about to enter the bathroom, when Luke turned around and said, “Hey Joe?”

            Shit.

            “Yeah?”

            “Was Amanda hanging around our place for a long time?’

            Joe went over several options in his head. If he said yes, that she was there for a long time, that would arouse suspicion. If he said no, Luke could eventually find out the truth. If he said he didn’t know that might come off as even more suspicious. Somewhere in the middle?

            “Uhhhh. Kind of. I wasn’t keeping track but maybe like an hour or so…”

            “Hm.” Luke’s face was hard to read.

            “Everything good?”

            “Yeah. Just wondering.”

            Joe calmed down after Luke dropped it.

            Luke never displayed any aggressive tendencies. But wouldn’t any man be upset when they found out their roommate was flirting with his girlfriend? Then again, Amanda never said anything about Luke and her being together. She had come off a complete free spirit. Trouble in paradise perhaps? Joe was at it again imagining things, fantasizing. The most reasonable answer was that she was drunk and messing around. Last night was a fluke. It would never happen again.

            The Gaming Club at the college hosted numerous events. Every final Saturday before summer break they did “24-Hour Gaming Night”. He heard that was a fun time because they rented out the auditorium underneath the library with the big screen projector. They hosted tournaments for virtually every video game – Tekken, Street Fighter, Mario Kart, and yes – Super Smash Bros.

            Despite being in his first year, Joe had already made somewhat of a stir with his ability to consistently last until the Top 8 of the bracket. His rival at the school was a kid named Jacob who typically played Fox from his Melee days. Even in Brawl he excelled with Fox. When Joe dared to take him on with his Link and actually win a match, the crowd went wild, and the club started noticing him.

            As usual, the Gaming Club was filled with boys wearing sweatshirts, t-shirts, and exuding body odor. Joe knew he stuck out as a sore thumb always wearing a button-down shirt and jeans. He didn’t give much thought to how he looked compared to most boys his age. He wasn’t quite preppy but not quite nerdy either. The Gaming Club certainly had its fair share of socially awkward boys who could barely keep a conversation going with one of their own.

            Jacob was there when Joe arrived, playing friendlies with some newcomers to the club. Jacob was a year above him, which had made Joe’s win all the more impressive to some. After the game ended, Jacob nodded towards him and said, “Sup? Wanna play a match?”

            “Yeah.”

            “I heard there’s a new store in town called Platinum Star Games. They’re gonna start hosting tourneys there.”

            “Oh really?”

            “Yeah.”

            That was about as deep of a conversation Joe typically had with Jacob and the other guys there. Sometimes Joe would talk about an annoying teacher or even just about a weird dream he had, only for Jacob to move on with “Do you think Meta Knight should be banned in tournaments?”

            And sometimes Joe thought he was being picky. There was nothing wrong with any of these guys, they were obviously here to play games and talk about nerdy shit, not some existential crisis. Still, Joe couldn’t quite connect fully. But it was only second semester of freshman year. He still had three whole more years to go.

            They were in the middle of a friendly game when Jacob stopped playing to crane his neck at something behind Joe.

            “What is it?” Joe asked.

            “Is that…a girl?”

            Joe turned around to see Amanda entering the lounge. The club immediately fell quieter as all the boys noticed her and froze in place. Joe didn’t think these guys would seriously act this way, seemingly cartoonish, but they really did.

She looked so much different from the night before. While she may have dressed so classy like every other party girl, she now hung out in baggy jeans, a t-shirt, and a checkerboard sweatshirt. He also noticed she had a small round nose piercing which wasn’t there before. He wondered about it, but put it aside for now.

          Joe then gasped when Amanda suddenly belted out a massive burp.

        BRAAAAUUUURRRRRPPP! 

       All the boys hooted and hollered.

        Joe felt his pee pee go hard but he had no idea why.

       Amanda then burped some more and impressed all the boys. Then she lifted a leg and said "You haven't seen anything yet! Watch this!" and she farted the biggest fart anyone has ever farted. It just went PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

And all the boys came in their pants and Amanda went over to each dick and farted on them and sounded like firecrackers PRP PRAAAPP PRRRPP! and all the boys wondered why Joe didn't let her fart on his dick yet but Joe wasn't ready yet to admit he liked it when she burped and farted.

and also April Fool's you fucking gooner ahahaha