Good Ladies and Merry Gentlemen, please be acquainted with Sir Christopher Barnard, a very worthy and goodly man with much knowledge of those periods of time that do intoxicate the vapours of my spirit. Barnard the rapscallion, despite his finery, enjoys digging about in both the literal and intellectual effluvia and feculence of bygone eras. He dost resembleth Aphex Twin a bit too.