Mini Stenographer
Added 2025-09-13 16:25:27 +0000 UTC“Teresa! Take a note! Subject Teresa has now been successfully reduced to a stable height of precisely eight inches tall. The experimental serum demonstrated a sustained molecular compression, reducing overall body mass without cellular degradation or structural compromise.”
She squeaks, arms straining around the giant pencil, “S-slow down! It’s really hard to write at this size!”
You sigh, waving a hand dismissively. “Fine. Continuing—results appear stable and, from all preliminary indicators, seemingly permanent.”
Her head snaps up. “W-wait, WHAT?!”
