Damn Venus Probes, I Swear...
Added 2025-04-26 15:17:07 +0000 UTCFollowing the return of the Venus deep space probe, Earth’s atmosphere has experienced unexpected exposure to unknown forms of cosmic radiation.
Early reports indicate that approximately 40% of the female population is undergoing a strange phenomenon: shrinking gradually each night, losing measurable height with no signs of slowing.
Scientists from NASA and health officials at the CDC are working urgently to understand the cause and develop a solution. In the meantime, affected individuals are advised to monitor changes carefully and report any significant size loss to local authorities.
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She must be a fan of Uranus
Mrsenoreddie
2025-04-26 17:46:07 +0000 UTC
