"Oh! Pick me up and set me on top of it! I bet I'd look SO cute up there!" Dahlia beamed, hands clasped together as she gazed up at the towering mushroom.
Her date chuckled, lifting her tiny 4-inch form carefully. "Think it'll hold your weight?" they teased.
Dahlia paused, suddenly less certain. "Ooh... good point. It'd be a shame to crush such a perfect little specimen."
"Sounds like we should shrink you even smaller. You know, for the safety of the mushroom."
Dahlia nodded, giggling as she began to dwindle. "Obviously."