Contents Under Pressure
by Jeffrey Franken
My Heart is packed so full of love for you
That I dreamed I exploded, like aerosol cans sometimes do
I blew with such force that my bones became shrapnel
And leveled the town, except the small chapel
My teeth flew like bullets, I didn't know what was happening
They killed everyone in sight, except for the chaplain
And then, thanks to him, we were happily wed
Even though, at the time, I think we were both dead
The end
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