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381. Armageddon Criterion Closet (w/ Isaac Simpson

Very Irrésistible by Givenchy (2005) +

Michael Bay's The Rock (1996) and Armageddon (1998)

with Isaac Simpson of The Carousel

3/19/25 S7E18

381. Armageddon Criterion Closet (w/ Isaac Simpson

Comments

Isaac is absolutely right, the Trump triumph is a kulak movement. Kulaks are the salt of the earth, and that is why the Commies hate them. Always love to see someone who was raised in an ultra-left environment get based. <3

Kitty Lunacy

Oh this is soooo true. Women on-screen in the 90s and 2000s were gorgeous. The Claire Forlanis of the world need a resurgence in this decade.

Kitty Lunacy

Fabulouso = Illegal Immigrant House White Genocide! Will steer clear!

Kitty Lunacy

Blue Rose Dumb Bitch Juice love the description! <3

Kitty Lunacy

Always love waiting for Jack throw down beautiful thoughts and words like the tablet of Ten Commandments from the cozy TPN mountaintop. <3

Kitty Lunacy

It’s pagan po weh treeh

Madonna Ciccone Aleksandra Lois Kaputovich Schvitzamere

“Well…any concluding thoughts?” Saddest words in all of podcastry

Jake

Oh wild Isaac System on. I used to listen to Not A Huge Fan.

No

The stranglehold that ‘I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing’ had on me as a 9-10 year old boy. I was obsessed. Still one of my favorite songs of all time. One of the greatest ever recorded and I’ll die on that hill!

Bryan

The only criterion closest episode that felt somewhat sincere to me was the colin quinn one

Andrea

Also nostalgic for real terrorism

Patrick

Great episode

auhin4

“I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch, from which there is no escape.” My Dad and I used to laugh our asses off at that when I was like 12. Still makes us crack up to this day. Great episode, boys.

D

Good episode but I'm shocked that Deep Impact, Armageddon's twin impact disaster movie didn't get a mention

DW

I love that CEO scene too and I love everything Mike White does including TPN appearances

Sash

I agree about the dicks, it’s a total let down Jacob Isaacs being the most recent disappointment

Sash

I watched Armegeddon so much as a kid…true cinema!

Sash


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