Bonus #276 - A High Stakes Game (ft. Ray Kump)

kumps scifi corner 😍 but fr so much early scifi short stories/novels were just like SWINGERS in SPACE

Sen Du

Now that everybody has forgotten about the Potomac crash, they military finally admitted that the captain of the helicopter was indeed Rebecca Lobach

Guillermo Gutierrez

No, no Mr. Dillion, Mr. Katt J. Williams is not here to defend himself, but I wish him well.

soraya cason

Can you reschedule Columbus shows please. If you can reschedule NC you can reschedule OH

Ethan Kiefer

robert isom delivering his condolences like he's selling car insurance

John

the channel "Gaming FREE FIRE" is reuploading / stealing many entire podcast episodes on youtube. search their name. see for yourself. hope you take action against them.

M

Good episode. Please have Ray on every Patreon. We pay for Ray. Every other guest sucks.

Positivity

'No-one wants to make me the donkey.' -Ray Kump

Hannah

And seriously do you think it was ok to be laughing and joking about 70 people dying in a terrible plane accident just two days after it happened. You can’t just use tragedies like this for cheap laughs and hide behind the it’s just comedy defence. And why you all here love Kump so much when he is unfunny and without anything to offer is a mystery to me. Obviously I’m in the wrong place. Can’t and won’t do this any more. Call it what it is. It’s not The Tim Dillon Show It’s the Tim and Ray show. Don’t bother replying I’m out bye.

Peter Mountjoy

Lisp is unlithenable

Sam

🍟🍟🍟

J B

SJW Ray, he's gonna SJW my day

Emma Palmer

For the love of god I would do anything tim, anything

Patrick Carey

Need Ray every ep

Greg G

3 of the last 4 are Kump?? This is why I pay $5

Brandon Senior

*GASH DIGITAL according to Kump

Jay

🇺🇸 𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗡 • 𝗞𝗨𝗠𝗣 • 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟴 🇺🇸

Jay

LISTEN TO MEHH!

Dr.Zoidberg

God bless the pope the ira and ray kump

Torin Newlands

Love Raymond! Yes and yes for this pair

M Rocha

LONGLIVERAY

Tyler McCarthy

Kump deserves the big sunnies after this one ‘Sometimes you’re all in… the water’

DodisSunnies

i like the gay ray kump better, idk their name

Andrew Nelson

18006798215 If you believe…….

James Millward

Hot and dumb, just the way Tim likes them

BitBitGoose

Ray I hope you read this. We love you

Logan Kelley

Keep drinking 🥤 the grape 🍆 kool-aide

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

It makes my month when I see a Raymond episode

Thomas Carrigan

I feel I need to counteract the Ray hate with love. Ray episodes are my favorite. Hearing you two talk about things is my favorite. His fucked up voice is my favorite. Fat people are my favorite

Isaac Andersen

U prefer kamal?

BlueWizard

Stranger in a strange land is better

BlueWizard

Well at least u r hot. WRONG , but hot

BlueWizard

Yeah she preferred to mutilate them systemically instead

BlueWizard

Yeah. I’ve found a fun YouTube channel called osa melanin that thoroughly explored this According to big Mike I think it’s racist not to listen to melanin too soo I hadn’t thought about it much but always thought big m was hideous n yet the media gushed over her. Didn’t care enough to really look or think.. That’s a dude

BlueWizard

I think big Mike, Aniston, Gaga, Melinda, Brigitte and more share a secret

BlueWizard

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Bryan

Big Mike?

Bryan

Speaking of plane crashes… After a horrible time in the army me I was finally on my plane ride home… in America. I was discharged and finally done. I had made it out alive. Anyways I was on a plane and basically we had a few bouts of serious turbulence. And each time the passengers got more and more scared until in the last and most serious turbulent period it was absolutely insane where masks were popping out and people were screaming and crying, and i just burst out laughing. I couldn’t believe I was gonna die on a plane as a Civilian. So after that it quickly calmed Down and was back to normal in minutes. However the plane ride home had 3 more Hours left and I can tell everybody was tripped out by my behavior. It was a defining moment for me. NGL I felt like a G.

General Consensus

Michelle Obama tried to get ultra-processed garbage out of school lunch programs and Republicans killed it. So “no one was talking about it before RFK Jr.” isn’t true at all. But now his party will happily take credit for something they were against when a democrat proposed it.

Ferris

Best in a long time

Nick Miller

The left has been screaming about food deserts and the processed food forever but they just got called hippies 😂

John

No more ray, love the guy but u two get weird and not funny when u become philosophers. If u guys are going to do it can u do it from a Pizza Hut and people watch so u two whales don’t talk in ur echo chamber hotel room at the Marriott. 30 min in and I’m out.

Will Salgado

I SELL THE ELIXIR

Thomas Carrigan

Yawn

Peter Mountjoy

GAS DIGITAL IS BACK

Thomas Carrigan

1800 they’re dead

Cheesy One

The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress Novel by Robert A. Heinlein

Vlad Bombast

No higher stakes game LMFAO

General Consensus

I love Ray. Pay him to cohost all these episodes

Matt

At times last yr I was disgusted at how much of a maga shill the pig became but I reminded myself that from 2019, the pig has been prophesying his sell out, and he has delivered🫡 I just want more unhinged rants like the porch days, sermons on the mount, if you will.

Ani

Ray and Tim once got drunk on a Pizza Hut buffet that they unloaded a pot of clam chowder, "New England", on the bus boy at a nearby $5 motel

Bryan

Yes or Yes?

B_n4sty

Episode should be renamed “Double or Nothing”

B_n4sty

I love so much Ray on all these recent episodes

Tyler Esters

Who needs diamonds when you can get a big kump of coal. Time for some chicken and kumplins.

Jazz Kumpet

Timmy is from the future

Jason

I need to hear Tim at a congressional hearing. We all deserve this. He can be the head of the fake business bureau. I want to see Pocahontas read some of Timmy’s previous comments. We need this.

Doug E Fresh

Duh

BlueWizard

Thank goodness. U can let Annie be the new Ben but only if she signs a contract to only giggle or answer questions directed at her . Honestly an ai Annie would probably b even better

BlueWizard

Fuck yeah!

You

Did you know there's a slightly crazed Catholic lady who uses a clip from your show in the intro to her podcast "The Based Catholic"? If not, did I just find your wife?

Smalllightstillhere

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is a great book. Basically AI becomes conscious on a network of prison computer systems on the moon, by befriending a technician. The moon only has prisoners, ex prisoners, and staff. "Loonies" end up having to stay on the moon bc their bone density ends up being unable to handle Earth gravity at some point. And to Tim and Ray's point, there were very few women, so men had to share wives. Basically it's the American Revolutionary War in the future, Moon vs. Earth, Moon has AI superintelligence and they launch shipping containers at the Earth which basically ends up being a small nuclear explosion, to gain independence.

Hidden Tree

KING KUMP KING KUMP

Blizz 102

Please have Ray on more. Great work

Ken

When do their houses go on the market? Asking for a friend.

john elliott

Too many fatty boom battys

Bryan

too many piggies on the plane!

Blake

Luv this man

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Nothing on Trump blaming it on DEI??

Shss

lol this is a little too soon and morbid. But it’s what you do you fat pig. Always in bad taste it’s what makes your fat ass special

Shss

I was wondering if he was Gonna try and squeak out the month.

General Consensus

Tim, it's Tim with Futures, looking to make an offer on your house made of ash. Yes or yes Tim!

Zachary Peters

Saw Patreon ft Ray. and dropped everything I was doing to listen

Dalton Galloway

I immediately thought of Tim the second the NYT noti of the crash appeared

Emily

Put the gun in your mouth and send Tim a fun video

Mr. Dillon

Make every episode a Kump episode

Micah Sapp

There's not a McRib in a 10 mile radius when these two get together

Bryan

G B

Nothing better than Kump on the bonus.

Dino Fonz

I can't stop thinking about Ray holding up someone's endtrails to the light to inspect on stage while singing/monologuing about the complexities of Raising Caines' sauce someone please make it happen! but hey it's a real knife out here.

mark kuchonowski

Got all my piglets in a row 🐖🐖

Muffuletta

Helicopters are harder to fly than the jets but they demote the bad pilots to fly helicopters lmao

Ralf

I've seen it!!!! It's like a pigs in blanket

Bryan

Give me the slop

Gabriel Adorno

SLOOOPPP

Oscar Delgado

Releasing an episode at 7:30PM on a Wednesday? Whose house burnt down this time for me to receive such a gift?? Oh, a plane crashed ... same difference. Tragedy happens and I get a new episode. Works for me.

john elliott

Sit on our faces

Bryan

Pig, you talk and we listen and respect!

Erika Rose Sanchez

Nothing like fresh slop to end the week

Miguel Ponce

Yaaaaaas

Bryan

Tell me they're like silver dollars

Bryan

The world's best duo

Some Guy

Slow simmered slop. My favorite! Dig in piggies.

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Fresh slop u pigs

Dick Olson III

Pay me my god damn $800 Ray Kump, I am watching you through your webcam.

DentonVisual

Good evening, piggies

Tim’s #1 Piglet

oink

loser forever

Dammit, my tired ass is about to go to bed! I suppose early morning workout slop is what I need;) Rejoice, fellow piggies!

Lucas Sure

Right on time

Nichole

LETS GOOOO! The angel in It’s A Wonderful Life was a black man.

Daniel Levay

Much needed 🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾

Omar Decartel

Kump

Not a pretty pal Boi

Oh Danny boy, the slop, the slop is calling...

Byzitokone

i was feeling down now i am feeling up! Thank you for the slop!!!

oliver

🙏

John Eunis

Hi Kangz and Queenz

Motts

It’s enough with Ray though

C

Slopppppppppp

con bobby g

FRESH SLOP!!

Nicholas Daniel

Yay slop!!! Let’s feast pigs

Chris

I want to eat Tim’s ass on video!!!!!

Mr. Dillon

Finally Kump!

Mean Mike

Nice

Luke Morgan

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Bryan

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Bryan

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Bryan

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Bryan

Heil mein Fuehrer!!!

Bryan