Bonus #274 - Smile, You're Dead (ft. Ray Kump)

this needs to happen

Acythrial Dimension

when is this happening?

Acythrial Dimension

“Shut up Donna”

Langston Knipler

Listening since the beginning 😉……… I’m the female result of my Timmy and my fave Ray IF…. they hulk-smashed into each other in non-autistic way 🫣🥰

Julie Young

This episode is truly hilarious. In fact, any episode with the Kump Dumpster is gold. Love that fat fuck.

John Bowles

Gay

Sean702

Ray's laugh is gayer than Tim could ever pretend to be.

John

the channel "Gaming FREE FIRE" is reuploading / stealing many entire podcast episodes on youtube. search their name. see for yourself. hope you take action against them.

M

My fav pod you’ve done in a long time love the art focus

daisy karnas

Tim cant come to the phone right now. He's committing atrocities in the Congo on behalf of both the Rwandan and Congolese governments. Pig never discriminates.

Christian Glen

Ray is the only hero in America..

Tyler McCarthy

Did we ever get ‘little Annie’? I’ve been burned before, we better get ‘smile your dead’

Tj Laughlin

wen episood

Sean Ruffolo

I made a list of my favourite 'Ray-isms' from this episode: I spend a lot of time inside. I've been brining chicken. When you look up in the sky, in general, you'll see a lot of lights. The government is missing a piece of radiology equipment. The universe is unfazomably vast. Why can't we have a skyscraper shaped like a man? A wax figure of Yoko Ono or Genghis Khan (would be good in a hotel lobby). If we didn't have Vicadin, would we have tolerated this mundanity? World War two had some bad actors. Learn to run faster. That's the key to life. The answer's not less training. Life doesn't have the causal pattern you think it does. You don't have to go to Harvard.

Hannah

So you just want to hear timmy the trash can wing it over and over again like alex jones? Just say something…repeat the statement 3-10 times then say something else & repeat it because people like you have brains like an acorn squash @400 degrees for 40 min.

Langston Knipler

Hey fuckface I’m about to listen to the Spotify episode that SHOULD have been called “Jackboots and Nazi salutes”. Jesus Christ I miss Ben. Ugh, TIM YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU IDIOT SAVAGE IDIOT…. I was a LEGEND

10000 Reasons

We wish you well

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Love how we've been graced having Kump on here so frequently

Christian

Yeah, I have followed him for a long time. I’m just new to Patreon. I watch his regular show on YouTube. I just didn’t know if there was a way to watch Patreon episodes with video.

Jake Secrest

Half of that episode was chewing, I wish every episode had that.

Bryan

I really feel like ray and Tim should just do a weekly. These two are perfect together. They could call it “plus sized podcasters”

God’s favorite

I for real want to see smile your dead and the Johnny Gosh thing

Christian Underkofler

"My father always said they would be back and bigger than ever. It's not a big deal: they are diverse now. Just ask Kanye"

Christian Glen

Tim what would Maniscalco say about Elon’s vigorous endorsement of the American Nazi party?

10000 Reasons

I wont pay top dollar but I would be willing to bargain for a VERY long time

10000 Reasons

We wish you well

10000 Reasons

I like how you can't even tell that Ray is also eating a cookie because he always sounds like the Cookie monster anyway

garrett crews

yeah - emergency podcast is needed

Triona

Are you new here? I don't recognize your picture.

Christian Glen

i have learned more from timothy dillon regarding the best attitude to take in life than all of my sensais thusfar.

Triona

The drones are on the west coast.

Miles Ballard

Do men even notice faces? Feel thats the real reason facial recognition was invented. Could you recognise her in a sweater? No.

Emilia Tessaro

Pizza Hut lunch buffet still haunts me

Thomas Carrigan

2023 best episode: about my father 2024: Israeli slide 2025: smile you’re dead

Thomas Carrigan

Listen here Pig, we all know that you were supposed to be in that chair during inauguration but you had Theo take the fall. You have no reason to be late with the slop this week, there’s enough topics for 5 hours. I understand that your house burned down but they do have Wi-Fi at Starbucks so get to work.

Boy from The Gap

Check out “get down with sean and marley” This guy did it with his kids lol didn’t even care with the name

J M

Agreed. The golden god is not taking questions!

Garfield L’sagna

where slop

Garfield L’sagna

Tim mark my words, I, Dennis the Golden God COMMANDS you to dedicate the next episode to Elon’s Nazi coming out party. This is a direct order.

10000 Reasons

I’m just here to complain

Motts

I will pay top dollar for Smile Your Dead by Ray Kump

Jared Gaddis

Smile more you’ll look prettier

Thomas Leitke

Slop was decent wasn't it

Mathew

She gets a 10% discount on Amazon purchases (on items sold and shipped by Amazon) until she receives a total $120 in discounts in the year.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Why kumpf on em if you can kumpf in em

Drunk N. Monk

Lmfao

Motts

Slop was decent

Dick Olson III

Lauren Sánchez looks amazing for 55. I wonder if she gets a free prime account

Christian Glen

I will screenshot this and read it aloud at your wake after you put the double barrel in your mouth, so the few people that thought about crying will hold it in.

Nammai

Tim stfu about the drones

Valen Low

I was ready to send an official complaint if I didn’t hear Tim impersonating Ray. But once again Tim delivers the goods

Michael Titter

Listening to Tim devour a cookie is ghoulish.

Fernando Valdez

Wah poor piggy

I, Cato Sicarius

TikTok restoring service to Americans feels like the Berlin Wall coming down.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Definitely. The Hindus will be way too helpful to pass up.

Christian Glen

💀💀💀💀

Brandon W

A full troph is a full troph!

Muffuletta

His regular upload schedule is so inconsistent that you think it’s extra slop, sad piggy life.

Ani

Exactly

Emilia Tessaro

Hopefully just the Muslims this time.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Reconquista 2.0 coming to Europe in the 2030-2040's It's going to be a real knife fight out there

Christian Glen

Trumpcoin is your new currency. Once he's on office the fed will buy trumpcoin when they print money instead of Treasury bonds. The trump family and inner circle will own 80% of the planets wealth in 2028. Screenshot this

Andrew Nelson

Loser

Langston Knipler

Ray started the LA fires

Christian Glen

More like a gift to the restaurant industry

Christian Glen

That screech during Chuck Berry’s and John’s performance was her trying to activate the nations sleeper cells

Guillermo Gutierrez

Being in a fog while in a plane? You mean a fucking cloud?

Guillermo Gutierrez

Ray kump is a gift to humanity

Alex Strat

It’s not just architecture, look at things like cars. Cars in this country used to have so much personality and creativity. Now everyone drives the same mass produced shitboxes to get them to and from their cubicle jail cells

Vandy-B

Too much Kump and Normie core content, will come back later .

Knight Miester

Blue collar release is hilarious

Jake Alderman

This escalated quickly

Brittany Chiesa

So I got the part in Robert edgers new film right ? I’ve played 6 different personalities on the Rothschild Patreon alone. Tim call your agent

Brittany Chiesa

This is is a great script . The effort put in would make you a great Director

Brittany Chiesa

More like real estate is fucking the agents

10000 Reasons

Chicken chicken. BAWK BAWK CHICKENHEAD *GURL PULLEEZZZ WHATEVER*

10000 Reasons

You must be new here. We wish you well

10000 Reasons

Yeah. It’s called a FUCKBANG jeez have some couth

10000 Reasons

As long as it’s at the hands of a danish suicide pod and live streamed…I’m ok with it

10000 Reasons

You should have an episode in a diner while brandishing a gun. After your rant, go sit at a random table and grab hands with a random stranger, look into their eyes and say “WE BUILT THIS TOGETHER”. And they’ll probably look a little scared and confused and it’s important to time the next part right: just before they open their mouth to ask who you are and if you’re ok, blow your brains out right into their plate of food because that’s life…life in the BIG CITY

10000 Reasons

You both are savages and idiots and if anyone disagrees with me I WILL SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS… I, was a LEGEND

10000 Reasons

GHOULISH even

10000 Reasons

Yoko was a CIA psyop CHANGE MY MIND

10000 Reasons

Youtube show today, too? We're getting chubby from all the extra slop!

Muffuletta

Lischten to me I want smile you’re dead to happen and in twenty years I want a documentary on smile you’re dead about how ray was caught fucking the props after each show while screaming at Russ baker’s granddaughter

Joseph Viggiano

Please do this one man show! I’ll produce the documentary about the making of.

daniella vale

God I love Ray

Bylat

He would then see Tim posting pictures eating at a high end steakhouse on Instagram. The man was born to live this life it just took his finances a while to catch up

justin calderara

Maybe Kump would be better about not missing SATURDAY PODCASTS!! The fat fuck thinks he can not give us a show today! Fucking ba

General Consensus

And eating shit and talking food

Yimmy Yames

Ray “I spend a lot of time inside” Kump que the Joan Osborne track just a slob like one of us

Yimmy Yames

I wish there was an entity like the FCC that could massively fine podcasts for whenever they do it. I don't want to hear people chewing with their mouth open on mic YMH, Rogan, Tim Dillon Show, Legion of Skanks, Every major podcast: stop eating on mic. As soon as I hear it I just stop listening to the episode.

hansikah

Saw a clip of Yoko Ono. Her art was so overtly irritating its hard not to wonder if that was its intended purpose. Especially when juxtaposed to the Beatles music Im no conspiracy theorist but if your job was to promote a culture of artless consumerism and war you would make Yoko the face of the counter ideology, to delegitimise notions of peace, love, art This is how ChatGPT explains Yoko: “A Trojan horse to reshape cultural consciousness. Was she a covert agent of artistic chaos?” Probably not but she might as well have been

Emilia Tessaro

Yes. Ray in the morgue singing “Defying Gravity” as stage production uses a hoist and crane to lift him 1 inch off the ground

Emilia Tessaro

This shit is so fucking funny imagining these two fat asses eating and talking shit

Alex

My favorite part was getting to hear Ray and Tim eat cookies into the mic.

ItsJustFitz

I think it would be a faaabulous show for the holiday season. People need a laugh that time of year…

Violin Viola Masterclass

Divinely Inspired!! What a funny muse you connected to😂 one of the greatest episodes⭐️working out the dialogue on stage with a musician…omg😂how about an organist?! Smile, You’re Dead would be a musical I’d actually attend…amazing ♥️

Violin Viola Masterclass

Steven- I would travel from a Australia to see Smile You’re Dead-Happy to work for free to on this show- why because I no knowledge, experience in theatre - I hope this would add too the production!!!

Steven Marando

WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNIN’

bobbyg84

“ Santa Claws is Kumping to town “

Jazz Kumpet

Whoa. Kump on the brakes there buddy. Let Kumpty Dumpty do his thing.

Jazz Kumpet

Use the sauce pig

Blizz 102

I will pay unlimited sums of money to see this.

Blizz 102

NGL, Ray and Tim bullshitting while nomming is absolute peak. Pizza Hut still #1 episode.

J

Time for the ole’ Kump and Pump

Jazz Kumpet

Wife materiel

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Luis said back then Tim was so broke he would ask Luis to front him future pay from podcasts. Now Tim could buy baby James.

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Like Ray, I also expected a racist WB frog.

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

This is a great episode. Well done boys! Timestamp 1 hour 21 minute found a new bucket list goal.

ThEoRpHaNbUtTeRfLy

This felt like listening to an episode of the old show. All that's missing is Tim talking down to Shannon and trying to sell Gas Digital subscriptions

justin calderara

WE NEED SMILE YOURE DEAD.

Andrea

Ray snarfing cookies while talking about organs

Meggie

Ray is Tim's handicapped kid

Alex

I think Ray secretly wants to work at the morgue again

ZPY

It’s a bundle of sticks, tard.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Ray already talks like he’s got marbles in his mouth. Now we gotta listen to him shove food in there too?

Harry Beckwith

Mma KUMP!! I long to see him inappropriately waving around a Glock lol

BlueWizard

1 1/2 cookies each that’s just a lie you know it

Steve barrett

I need this production Ray Kump. Please!!!!!? ❤️

annieviolent

Raymond Kump is a national treasure

Langston Knipler

When am I not having an episode

Brittany Chiesa

I think Britt is having an episode

Motts

Production designer in Film & TV. Ray I will design & build your set for free. I also have a space in midtown. Your move kump 🚀

Syd Richardson

I swear the noise of them pigging out on cookies after making fun of the hotel staff made the ep for me

Denver Hall

Beyond Pathology: An Evening with Ray Kump

Lenny Dykstra

30 mins on is pure gold. Dillon and Kump S tier episode.

Prat B

I’ll join Rothschild if you learn to use punctuation, tough guy.

Dane Escobar

Eating into the microphone is beyond boorish

Richard James

Half a cookie*

BHRob

I think if people are coming back for multiple viewings you could give those names to the FBI for further inquiry, nice way to help out the community

BHRob

I will fly from Australia

Patrick Carey

I will join Rothschild if you unsubscribe loser

Patrick Carey

RAY IF YOU DON’T DO THIS I SWEAR TO GOD

Patrick Carey

Easy

You’re a pile of sticks .

I really hope Ray does something like this. A tv show, short movie

Patrick Carey

Talking about 9/11 while Tim eats a cookie. What a time to be alive.

E-Money

54:30 lol remember how few years ago Tim was obsessed with the smiley face killer ? Good times

Prat B

Ma'am... This is a Wendy's

Bryan

“Smile You’re Dead “- An off Broadway one and a half man show

Patrick

I enjoy when he reminisces about his physical peak.. lol

BlueWizard

Ray deserves his debut in big leagues .

BlueWizard

Reminds me of when Eric Adams said NYC is the best city because 9/11 could happen again at any moment.

Guillermo Gutierrez

End your life

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim, go with Kump on JRE to promote “Smile, You’re Dead,” as the director and star of the show, premiering on Valentine’s Day

Blender Bottle

we need Ray Kump on Rogan

Evaun

I'm still waiting for Ray's appearance on Rogan

Travis G

I will make a 1000 miles road trip to see this

Isaac Goff

Lmfao because of the autopsies I had to sit in for a masters in forensic psychology as soon as Tim says “ smile your good side not the decomposed corpse from a car accident my mind said hey wait how long was the corpse on the side of the LIE for it to decompose ? Then I realized this actually would happen because I know if I hit a body on there I’d be like damn pot holes

Brittany Chiesa

Tim should pay us $5 a month if we’re going to be subjected to Kump.

Dane Escobar

The idea of a restaurant at the top of freedom tower with photos of the falling man, and other people jumping on fire is amazing. With reminders that your at the same spot in the sky as they were. That majestic af

kumpoxone101

Also, will be taking this word as advice, Timmy D. Thanks for that big push.

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

IN CHICAGO

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

Love the take from snuffaluffagus I don't remember his name.

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

I work as a coroner now, and I'm a death care worker and a deputy coroner. I use to be an EMT and was going to school to be an ICU nurse. Then covid hit.

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

Among your best

Nick Mann

Ya gotta do it Ray

Matt

Talk to Ashton Forbes

Michael Ring

Ray would be stupid not to do this. Brilliant idea.

Jeff

Hi Tim 😊👋

Bill Soller

Is this fat fuck seriously munching on food during the podcast?

Jeremy Goldman-MacFail

i woud love to see smile you're dead

derrick

Exactly - when the podcast was shit. Ray left, it was good. Ben leaves, Tim has no one to pick on anymore so he brings Ray back to make fun of him and make him seem more funny since he has a loser to embarrass

Thanos

This is brilliant!

Nikolaj Bigom

hearing tim giggle and smash those cookies in this gangbang with ray while i eat oreos is some cyber cookie gangbang shit thank you

Miles Bronson

I can't stand to think that Ray isn't being adequately compensated

Muffuletta

It’s the only reason there’s no vid to these eps cuz they already would be

Drunk N. Monk

But hopefully me first

Drunk N. Monk

I rewound to hear rays measurements& am trying tn

Drunk N. Monk

Hopefully ray gets a % of the Patreon& it’s a bit he’s poor. Never know w the gays tho, most selfish creature in gods kingdom.

Drunk N. Monk

Literally so much funnier when Tim is chewing while yelling “YOU HAVE AIDS”

Lykkai

yes sir

Drunk N. Monk

Tim’s hereditary mental illness is showing

Drunk N. Monk

You’re a pig, the only thing more repulsive than the sound of chewing is the cucks that enjoy it.

Drunk N. Monk

This is the most indepth ray has talked about the morgue

Victor Ramos

tim if I drive to shitty edmonton can I get a picture for cash

Fry guy

*Meanwhile Charlie’s literally turning his back to the camera as he’s breaking character*

10000 Reasons

Stop chewing into the mic, pigs.

Danihh

3rd time seeing you in Columbus. Can’t wait!

koochmcgooch

The fucking cookie chewing made me just clap like a goddamn seal from laughing this shit is too genuine

Hugh Janus

Fat people will choke to death if they chew with their mouths closed. Don't be so insensitive - it's a condition. 🤷‍♂️

DentonVisual

Ray talking about alcoholic’s organs like his organs arent fighting for their lives as well

David Bosquet

Also our profit

Jason Litman

Great pod. Raising Cane's was very underwhelming when I tried it in Vegas. Wendy's strips are better.

Victor Ramos

Serio

John Mahaffey

Dude I love ray so much. The moment he said “I’m glad you’re here because my first instinct is to pull a gun out” I lost my shit. Literally two bros just trying to make each other laugh, it’s the best.

jhon

JRE-Kump is the best podcast that never happened

Mark Ludwig

Tim Dillion is our prophet, lol ✨

avani♡︎

So fucking gross when they start eating cookies. Wtf. Chew with your mouth closed you fat fuck

James

Don’t eat on the show, damn guys,

SR

Fat pigs!

Kihileb

More food talk with ray and Tim

Wes

They all look alike!

Aintshook

You guys may possibly be the best duo podcasting. Thanks for the laughs and insight into this hellish landscape of America

John Bokun

Look into the old world/ world fairs. We can't build like that anymore.

Lindsay Clark

thank you sir

Chris Ruggiero

Mmm seconds on slop so soon?! F*CK YEAH!

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

As wonderful as it is to get bonus episodes i don't look at Tim on his regular YT channel. Welcome!

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

My favorite part was listening to the sounds of them eating and breathing. Jesus Christ man, I had to ff a bit. Love them both but concerned 😬

Chris

You two have boyfriends? How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar was to bang you? Get outta here! Get the hell out of here! Shoo away from me!

Bryan

So glad Ray is on regularly. Will this continue? Does Tim live in NY now? I just want to have some expectations if I’m not hear the duo post this episode

Michael

There needs to be at least one "news segment", probably live band (only responds to tim/producer's cue), he should be unenthusiastically snacking for most of the episode, shouting (threats), a couple guests, dog chained to a wall/furniture, meal delivery interruption(deli platter), easy wrap

bc

You absolutely must make at least one episode of this idea. I can't tell you how badly I want to see Ray do this. Just one youtube special episode. I'll go on birthright just to fundraise if need be. Let's talk.

bc

make architecture great again

wag1

Ray let’s gooo

Marc

I’m new to Patreon. Been about 2 months and only did it for Tim. Is there no video anywhere? jw..

Jake Secrest

Thanks to my 2 dads:3 life in big cities am i right boys?

C

Bro who or what are you talking about

Thomas Carrigan

Kump was the literal original cohost for the first 125 episodes you dipshit

Thomas Carrigan

Classic 2019 ep. BRAVO

Syd Richardson

Nice to see Ray.

HummerEV96

Ray the goat! Podcasting with mouthfuls of cookies is peak this show. Both of you disgust me, see you next week

Shayden

I’m absolutely disgusted, mostly in myself for finding these two fat fucks the most entertaining podcast on the internet

Shayden

Tim just buy a nice Gold Coast home here on the island. Gilded Age 2.0

Castlebar

❤️

BlueWizard

I am A proud patreon of KUMP. He’s awesome I bet he n Tim hooked up n have had wild stories we will never know so just imagine that instead. All greased up 🐖

BlueWizard

🤮

BlueWizard

RAY IS A FIVE STAR MAN

10000 Reasons

Tim can’t possibly really think that Wynn frog is nice 🤣

M Rocha

Ray kump doesn’t make me laugh out loud, but I always smile and nod my head in amusement and his jiggly voice spewing out commentary on modern culture, once in a while I get a good chuckle out of him. I’m a fan of ray.

Nelson

Listening to these two pigs talk with their mouths full of food is disgusting AF... You fat fucks are animals! To the slaughter house with both of you hogs!

Just Dan

Heavy breathing mixed with smacking while talking about time spent at the morgue is auditory bliss

Quinn Newbern

This is the work of a true pig

Ned

Title really made the laugh already

Ned

is there a new rothschilds

Hayden

That sucks so hard when they eat, god damn it was a great episode

Gred Braden

Drones? Was this recorded five years ago or something? That’s old news. We’re in the wildfire/trump ceasefire timeline now.

Jeff

Can’t believe he booked THE Ray Kump! The Kumpman himself! We love Ray, don’t we folks?

Jeff

Hahaha love this. Makes me miss my best friend

Candace fit

DM Ben Avery for the link

Blender Bottle

KING KUMP

Blizz 102

If Ray, at this point in his life, wasn’t trying to find the perfect ratio of salt to water to brine chicken, there would be a problem galactically

Garrett Holmes

Tim the OG for continuing to work with ray no matter what……. Discovering your original show was one of the best times of my life 🫶🏻 🩵 This was fucking hilarious

Lart Hefron

Ray’s comment about revisiting alchemy made me realize that crypto is essentially alchemy, we’re turning worthless bullshit into gold

Jack F

Ray = 🐐

Torin Newlands

that was my favorite part

Dana Anderson

1:21:00 her vagina fell off

Dana Anderson

put it on the street Ray

Dana Anderson

if God exists this show will make it to off broadway

Dana Anderson

If Patreon doesn’t get early access to tickets for Smile, your dead I’ll lose my mind

Silentk911.

LFG love ray

Greg G

Have the opening shot of Ray dressed as a wedding photographer then reveal that he's infact in a morgue.

Andrew Smyth

Holy shit… 28:00 took me back to The Pizza Hut Buffet episode & suddenly I’m having severe PTSD again. The Pigs are having a Feast 🍽️ 🐷

Jay

Ray sounds like an actual chicken when he talks. All that bockin'

J.J. Gittes

Thank you for the bonus, Tim!!😁

A. Toad (Bawk)

I wish…but with them there are no peaks, it just a lot round edges and rolls spilling over

Thanos

Kump and Tim OG. It’s peak fat man comedy combo

B-Dawg

Kump is 🐐

B-Dawg

Kump! Kump! Kump! ✊️

Roy

Post Kump on main you coward!

Muffuletta

I wish

Sean-Riley Burns

Facts I have a masters in forensic psychology and I had to sit in a few autopsies. The reason I didn’t go for a job in that field was the fear of that morbid weighing of death but I think Now after hearing Ray I would have appreciated this life of corruption more maybe ?!

Brittany Chiesa

You know it ! It is what it is and smile your dead lmao

Brittany Chiesa

How about loosing the ability to fly without be groped by the TSa

Sean-Riley Burns

Is there a video version of the Patreon show ?

Wes Edwards

Normalize Ray Kump as a cohost again!

Jorge Contreras

All time great episode. Instant classic. Top 15

Thomas Carrigan

I hope they circle back around to chicken brine

Michael Pelletier

BeBe can blame future hamas tunnel cleaning on the UAP’s after we get the hostages back - right ?

Joel ist

I’m willing to finance at least some portion of “Smile, you’re dead”. It probably won’t be enough to get it off the ground but I’d like to wet my beak a little.

Christian Moeller

The Cathedral has fallen

Josh Bartlett

Stay positive and enjoy the ride

Josh Bartlett

I like how the Patreon is essentially just vicariously living as Tim Dillon’s friend via Ray Kump lol

Wesley Brookman

Luigi will kill Diddy next

Josh Bartlett

Slut Truck!

Cameron

I’d follow Kump’s smile you’re dead shows like he’s the Grateful Dead. Let’s goooo

EazyEm

The agitation over the late chocolate chip cookies makes me doubt the Ozempig rumors

Muffuletta

look up dave shaw story!

Mr. D

Once the cookie asmr started I had to tap out

Jason Litman

chief pig on his way to mukbang arc

PePe The Pig

Double chunk chocolate cookie!!!! Now let's see ya lips clap

Bryan

Always doing the Lord's work

Bryan

Ya give it guys like Steve and at least get you dik sucked

justDave

Some tatted up whore with a pitbull telling people to keep their lips together

justDave

"now when you have a handicapped kid you just put hin on youtube and make a show" -ray kump lmao

Joakim Vindenes

@tim I live in New York and I can honestly say the mental state of myself has maybe not been the best ever in my life but who is when your a 9/11 child . But I can tell you. I saw these stupid drones. People in my neighborhood actively try to shoot them down. All you hear is pop pop pop

Brittany Chiesa

This podcast is worth every penny.

Isaiah

“In Kump we trust”

Steve

I always drop what I’m doing to listen to Raymond and Timothy. Best duo out there. Where’s Johnny?

Thomas Carrigan

Should do a whole episode on Ray in the morgue

Steve

Time for some chicken and kumplings.

Jazz Kumpet

I sprint to the paytch whenever I see a Ray feature. I mean, I do regardless but like, extra fast when the Kump dawg is in the building

Christian Moeller

You are more annoying than the chomping happening in my ear as I type this

Michael

Jay

Ray Kump give me my $800 I loaned you for percs. I've been asking for months. My house was burned down by a homeless man on Adderall. PAY ME MY MONEY FUCKO - or at least share some of the percs you pig 🤷‍♂️

DentonVisual

Couple fatty boombatties eating double chocolate chunk cookies chewing into microphones for a living. This is America

Sean

I can see drew and joy crying with fan merch on…this could be a twilight series for these wamen

Jenn

What about making a love story line? “Smile with amore-gue photographer”. Could be set in Italy…Of course not with a dead body, but rather a mortician or family member of said deceased.

Jenn

Tim you sound like you're eating out of a fucking trough. Get away from the mic when you wolf down a cookie in the middle of the episode.

RangoonSLUT

Steve Wynn!!!!!! he designed many hotels

Steve

Take your country from these faggots

Steve

The fakers are you fat sheep that “like” Ray because he’s Tim’s emotional support hippo. None of you are fans of Kump, I know this because I can see his Patreon numbers and they are lower than what he sees on the scale.

Thanos

Secret Service looks like a gay pride parade not one person over 6 feet, just a bunch of punks

Steve

Cookkieee cookkieee

Steve

Fat piece of shit scarfing down a cookie. No one wants to hear your gay lips smacking together

Candace fit

The Secret Service, they are some of the softest men you’ve ever seen

Steve

Looks like the shit they do in Haiti. That’s how they were mounted. They look like they were ready to be attacked or something. Those guys are ready and they are pretty bitch made Secret Service is pretty pussy

Steve

Saw about 15 Secret Service agents, West Palm Beach, Florida at a pizza spot and there was only one principle they were protecting. Don’t know who it was, but, they look like they were ready for a war. All the secret service look like a bunch of punks, they look like the biggest pussies ever.

Steve

As a licensed architect in DC I wanted to pull my hair out listening to this episode.

T K

Tim you're right, architecture has been intentionally designed with panopticism in mind... it's about social control

Gina

unsub, you faker

B_n4sty

The drones are flying/loitering over Limerick, PA every single night still. They fly in groups and are typically silent. They are very near our nuclear generating station. Unnerving to say the least.

B_n4sty

Ray Kump is the salt that brings out the flavor in meat of this pod

Blender Bottle

And yet you’re still here chump

Ryan

I actually love when Tim n Ray get excited about food. I’m still hoping for the ultimate Marriott breakfast buffet podcast!! In fact an r tire show set at Marriott breakfast buffet.. could b your version of a Vega residency as I’m sure Marriott owns most of Vegas so maybe even the Sphere!!

BlueWizard

I love when Ray brings up his ‘peak’. Honestly Ray should start the first comedy fitness podcast Could b silly n ridiculous at first but as Ray surpasses his previous peak imagine how inspiring it could be! He’d definitely get on rogan!!

BlueWizard

Tim I say this with love if you eat on mic again I’m taking my money elsewhere

Michael

I wish Tim would’ve left this gooch barnacle in 2024. Ray is offensive to the eyes and ears

Thanos

He’s also not funny at all

Thanos

he can’t it would break the weight limit of podcasting.

Thanos

Anglo-Norman?

Barry-O

Tim eating on the microphone while talking about yhe lack of opulence in american architecture is why I pay him.

Mr. Green

This was quick actually. But Saturday better not over looked because he dropped an emergency fire Ep because his house burned down. Not good.

General Consensus

Came here to say the same thing 🐷

Samuel Thomas

Fuck real estate agents

Emerson Powell

Kump needs to be co-host. 💯

Dalton Galloway

It’s a ridiculous idea to say Notre Dame may have been built by slaves. Does Ray think slaves understood geometry to that level? Tradesmen with Ridiculous Skills built all that. Quit shitting on the wasps that built so much beauty.

Aintshook

This was the answer when asked about what he learned from the experience.... leave it to ray to see a body and think about food

Bryan Dobeck

The way salt brings out the flavour of the meat and funky fermented cadaver is basically Shakespeare level poetry, Move over Little Willy Shakespeare, Big Ray Kump-Wankstick is in town

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Thank Christ. I needed this

bmp010

Pig used to say alien talk was the mark of complete dummies. Now Joe Rogan is ascendant so it's cool. It's still social contagion of the dim. You're killing your own brand dipshit. Clown the bald emperor or retire this is pathetic.

dehenry2

The eating on mic was downright disgusting

Cole Frawley

RAY WAS THE MORGUE PHOTOGRAPHER

Koko97

Have Ray on the regular show you cowardly fuck

Dec

2 parasites eating on the mic

jj

Ray is the best!!

Stephen Dodd

We eatin good this week 🐷

MushroomPilot

I’m all for men having prosocial hobbies but the last thing Ray needs is more time around food

Ani

Rays breathing really puts me to sleep 😇

Mikey Chimbira

At least Ray admits he is an avid indoorsmen. We all assumed this. 😂

Tyerrell

Oink oink. Excited to force my coworkers to listen to this

Dawg

Yass queens

Motts

I haven’t even listened yet, but I feel spoiled getting this on Wednesday. Then sad again Thursday when there isn’t another. Insatiable 🐷❤️

Lisa Lawson

Ray Kump in Vegas?? The buffets are shuttering up like it’s hurricane season Take the needle Raymond!

Bad As Can

Let's go.

Kevin

I’m sure ray spends a lot of time in basements with bodies

Big Mike

Praise to the piggies today!

Lucas Sure

oink oink mutherfucker

youmebangbang

HERE PIGGY PIGGY

Big Mike

We been gettin feddddd this week

James Rego

This and mssp is going to be a great treat 🥰

Mikey Chimbira

Www.fakebusiness.com

Lukas Zywicki

Thanks for the diner bell to my email Tim, SLOP TIME!!!

Luke Loss

Thanks for the slop cum pig!

Vaughn Rogers

It's like watching your friend from Island Park make it. 😅

Billy De Lace

Where? Any link? 🙏

Ben Seales

Kump

Judy Ginter

🐽 yussssss

Warren

Thx pig now rothchild

jj

Thanks for the SLOP Tim 🗿

Roberto Perez

Just what I needed right now. Kump is king

Mean Mike

Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted

2 chainz

FRESH SLOP!!

Nicholas Daniel

18 hour drive tonight, perfect timing

Des

Tim finally released his book!

Lukas Zywicki

First.

Joshua Cochran