Bonus #273 - Aubrey Plaza (ft. Ray Kump)

“finally i’m going to be happy” genuinely the funniest thing ive ever heard

Aya Hotdog

Tim ray these women getting gang banged like getting pissed on and degraded. They like being roasted for it after it’s the only way they can cum.

Paul Mcloughlin

the channel "Gaming FREE FIRE" is reuploading / stealing many entire podcast episodes on youtube. search their name. see for yourself. hope you take action against them.

M

i gave this guy 5 dollars because i thought Aubrey Plaza was on the episode. We're off to a bad start buddy lol

Logan Young

Dude this winter is DRY AF! in the southwest

Casey

These episodes are mostly Kump saying something understated & funny at exactly the moment Tim interrupts and starts talking over him. It works though, because you can still hear what Kump says even if it's quiet.

Hilary

He’s the size of an average plaza.

Osama Bin Latinx

“Aubrey, I wound for you.”

Osama Bin Latinx

Cu you’re an Ff

FF head hunter

Agree there’s magic happening when you can actually see Tim ranting in his Big Balenciaga Shades 😂😂😭

CattyBoomBatty

Corners are psychologically terrorizing us 🤣

Daniel Mathewson

The Youtube show has become better than the Patreon

Christian Glen

Don't worry. He wont live much longer.

Christian Glen

No. The pig eats the slop. We eat the pork belly.

David Chambers

Ur trash for saying this nonsense

StoicGucci

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR TITS MAUREEN YOUR BIG GIANT TITS

10000 Reasons

“And you’ve set this up so you can get these chicks back at ANY TIME”

10000 Reasons

Why, Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself

Bryan

Thank you Motts. This dude over here trying to make me look retarded, as if I thought Ben left the podcast a month ago...

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

No

Kyle

Nahhh he did a whole rant shitting on cameo like 2 or 3 years ago..

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

The D.E.N.N.I.S system is the perfect method to win any girl's heart. D- Demonstrate Value E- Engage Physically N- Nurture Dependence N- Neglect Emotionally I- Inspire Hope S- Separate Entirely

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Cause you're a dumbass? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Can we stop with Kump 90 percent of the time. I'm paying for Tim but I feel like I'm getting mostly Kump slurring

Cory McDonald

I’m finna bridge

Guillermo Gutierrez

Dennis are you gonna have sex with a tiny Asian boy?

10000 Reasons

Now don't you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me.

Bryan

I’m gonna peak so hard all of Philadelphia’s gonna FEEL it.

10000 Reasons

No one wants DEI for their favorite sports team

Christian Glen

How about Nooo

Dick Olson III

Eat the slop pigs

Dick Olson III

Don’t know why I thought Aubrey Plaza was going to be a guest on a bonus episode of this train wreck.

Cody W

Listen and watch Ben’s gay giggle

Motts

Here - https://youtu.be/ZQlfhCtCVF4?si=pMmqt9bdvj9kVJEU

Motts

I've contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

Bryan

Hey fam can Tim post his solana address so I can send him some butthole coin?

Bob Boblah

Drop the episode number

Guillermo Gutierrez

Ben was a producer also when he went on a cameo rant

Motts

It would need to be a very large box

Christian Glen

Dude that episode was last month

Guillermo Gutierrez

Someone should put Ray in a box.

Dane Escobar

But this time these knife fights ain’t gonna be in Malibu

10000 Reasons

What implication? “The implication that things might GO WRONNNNG if she REFUSES to sleep with me…not that anything WOULD go wrong- BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW THAT

10000 Reasons

This was a gay take Billy. Redbar ans lemon party or kys

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

They blew past my name last ep like it was nothing lol

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

What

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Nahhhh Bad Friends is absolute garbage... just because they like cumtown, history hyenas, and Luis J Gomez doesn't mean that their funny or entertaining.. fuck their hollywood careers.. what movies or shows have either one of them been in within the last 5-10years? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Bobby Lee is just a fucking unfunny creep and Santino needs a guest like Theo Von to be funny.

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Fellow history hyenas fan? I noticed the Father Bill reference

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Was he the producer during the episode when Tim is shitting on all the actors and comedians that have cameos or did he already leave the podcast before that one?

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

that's life in the big city

Lori Lightfoot

There's no danger. There never was any danger. Implication

Bryan

Giuliani and the river of gold, fettuccini code, this ain’t great, and whatever episode from like 2018 where they broadcast from a PIZZA HUT CAFE IN LONG FUCKIN ISLAND

10000 Reasons

He did- don’t burn me daddy

10000 Reasons

Hey Lori, LORI- HI. Yeah. White reporter here. Last night there was a dog- a puppy that belonged to a little girl. That puppy was SKINNED alive right in front of her. In front of city hall. Do YOU somehow feel RESPONSIBLE for the crime in the this CITY??

10000 Reasons

Wait are we using the Spotify comment section to comment on the Patreon episodes? Love it. I wish you well. Skunk & domes subscribers gonna somehow be angry about this

10000 Reasons

Right. Because WE BUILT THIS TOGETHER

10000 Reasons

holy profile pic I’M DEAD 🥲

10000 Reasons

https://www.cameo.com/benaveryisgoo?srsltid=AfmBOooUct-1HTbHb_PDgk1CiFzG3sheWKf4cd6LBuTxsZc-8T-dfKz9 Let's make sure he's booked solid through the rest of the year

Christian Glen

He wont address them because this is all part of his plan to take over LA.

Christian Glen

Can we just be done with the homeless?

Bryan

📵 RED ALERT 📵 Bad Friends is a lot of fun. Bobby Lee has openly stated that he loves Cum Town. Andrew Santino told someone (a student of one of a producer behind the camera) that "You're one of our people" when asked about his favorite comedian - Louis J Gomez. A totally unexpected response. Both Bad Friends have hosted the Pig and established that they really like, even love, all the cancel-type comedy of Tim, Nick, the Louis, etc. They just can't be vocal supporters in order to protect their Hollywood careers. I get it. Chris DeStefano is an amazing 3rd chair with them, or alone. They had to censor a shitload of content during his Whisky Ginger episode. So many slurs. I'm sad I can't hear the original.

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

I learned that Ben has a cameo and that you can pay him $40 for a video. This guy would literally rather sell ass on the street than go back to living the life with Tim.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Prayers for Lori’s aunt and uncle in Altadena 🙏

Guillermo Gutierrez

Give us a fire episode pig

bmp010

Cancelling the subscription if you don’t address the fire soon

Knight Miester

Very glad to hear these two philosophers' opinions on the state of porn consumption in America. truly enlightening

Rebop

Sounds like Ray gooned a little too much back in the day

Rebop

Only thing worse than Ray gurgling is this gook and ginger

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Are there 2 less funny worthless fagit pedophiles than bad friends? Cucks

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Do you think Derek and Mariah will get back together?

Lenny Dykstra

I have no complaints.

Oscar

Who remembers the WW Bro Podcast?!

Brendan Taylor

That's so Lori!

Brendan Taylor

Boom! 💪

Queefs galore

You’re the GOAT

Cam Bam Thank You Ma’am 😘

Alhamdulillah

Lori Lightfoot

The heat produced from Ray's sense of superiority is what caused the LA fires

Christian Glen

This is my first ever comment. I just want to say that Tim and Ray are so effing funny together. Keep doing what you do.

Derik Bernhardt

"Hey can we get something? It was a BIT LOUD last night, it was a BIT LOUD" hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

mark kuchonowski

No but he does talk about the DoUbLe ChUnK cookie

Kevin

Classic Tim...more like this please

Saurabh Gupta

Aspiring pilot 😂 Sorry retards can’t fly

Bryan Albin

I'm looking at her Facebook! Heaven!

Muffuletta

Where's the MONEY, Kathleeeeeen!?

Muffuletta

Growing up, on one shitty awkward family vacation I had an obsession with the Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey celebrity fling. It was pre-iPhone too, so all I had to go on was the tv and tabloids. It was all I could think about. Fell asleep thinking about those two hot mixed people plowing and sipping champagne. A true mutt power couple.

Lenny Dykstra

LOL yes 100%

Motts

Lmfao is that her in your profile pic ?!

Cam Bam Thank You Ma’am 😘

Tim one thing I hate about you, is that you’re always right.

Garlic

I’d say so

Garlic

Appendix pussy

Anthony Galanti

I’ve solved it

Anthony Galanti

Tim

Anthony Galanti

LOL I found Tim’s aunt on LinkedIn. She really is running a fake law firm ☠️

Motts

It’s racist to demand justice on behalf of brown muslim girls because their perpetrators are brown muslim men, get that through your head.

Guillermo Gutierrez

is it garbage to have a paid account for the BangBus?

Blender Bottle

As an aspiring pilot, I’d love for people to clap. I believe that you should unalive yourself for having the wrong opinion.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Governor Trudeau should’ve never let you in.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Laugh track refuses to accept that he’s a failed podcaster but somehow a good actor. They’d be an even better duo now.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim, after the raving praise this video got because of the guest, I speak for all when I say the you should have Noa Tisby on as a permanent co-host for the Patreon episodes.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Sacrificed by the Costco family

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim says he's trying to get Ray to believe in God, then says the Hollywood hills have a dark energy. Immediately the Hollywood hills burn to the ground. Mark my words, that libtard atheist Ray will claim it's climate change.

John Lund

Tim and Kump

Josh Bartlett

I've heard that she does great rimjobs

Josh Bartlett

He seemed so earnest about it.

Jo Lynn

What happened to Travis?

Fernando Valdez

This episode should have been called Nikki Glaser

M C

This is all turning into a real Hoober-Bloob Highway situation.

Lenny Dykstra

Who would care about racist pedophile gangs being covered up by the government for nearly 2 decades? Nothing to see here. Move on, and if you ever start doubting your oligarchic masters, simply repeat the mantra "diversity is our greatest strength" until you get your mind right.

Christian Glen

The best magic outside of Penn and Teller is the amazing jonathan!

Alex

Mr. Kump is the fuckin man

Jones

The great ray kump has returned!

Thomas

LOL I know like this is a place for sympathy

Motts

Love Tim but he’s gotta stop cutting Ray off mid-thought so much. I know it’s Tim’s show but I wanted to hear what Ray recently heard about Prozac…

Jack Brereton

Tim and Ray. XL chainmail vests in a world of knife fights ❤️

Philly T

Just put the fries in the bag, ma'am

Bryan

Tatas

Bryan

Markle started these fires didn't she?

Meredith Bezner

It’s obvious she killed him

Justen Peters

Figured Tim would be selling sub-prime mortgages in LA right now. Life in the apocalypse. Thank u for the ep stay safe

Emilia Tessaro

lol I love how we keep bringing up Ben😂

BlackMetalDT

👍 "not Ben"

Barry-O

Cooperfield is not married to Claudia Schiffer. Fire not Ben

Jacqueline Birzon

The aftershock would cause even more fallout than his immediate impact

Bobby

The greatest trick of all ! AMERICA GOES POOF ! ABRA KADABRA !!!

Brandon W

KUMP ON JRE

Blender Bottle

Tm and ray is the best comedy by farrrrrrrrr

Jeffrey Martin

Saturdays show is gonna be good

Simeon Spence

Shush mate

Jay Taylor

How would you guys feel about being hit with an ozempic blowdart

Lucas Zellmer

Have some self control

Doug Brown

The bots section is that way

T F

Tim coming out swinging

T F

Copperfield should be relegated to the ‘Bingo’ circuit.

Alex Gullen

I love Rays laugh, it’s infectious

Rebecca Strum

You subscribed for god sake youre supposed to be smarter than this

Tyler Manning

I love you sick fucks.

Lisa Lawson

Seriously Kump is perfect in this spot

Motts

Stop being a victim

Motts

Not a disease ? So you know more than the leading scientists now

Prat B

Mr. Aubrey knew the fires were coming

StoicGucci

Oh yeah, the plane clapping might be the hot dog gun of the TWA experience.

Lenny Dykstra

Do us all a favor & kill yourself

Langston Knipler

Magic is stupid There’s no greater scum of the earth than those who enjoy magic The same people who enjoy magic are the retards who clap when the plane lands 👏👏👏👏

Bryan Albin

We wish her well

micah vance

bof?

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Suicide, or any being destroying itself is the saddest.

RODsupremO

why do you care, youre not smart enough for any of those jobs to begin with

Fredo Cuomo

Peter Mountjoy

He doesn't take suggestions. Thank God.

Melissa Gifford

Kump says he'll kys as a crutch just because he needs a crutch

Byzitokone

Tim can you discuss UK grooming gangs? Love from London

C Kirkwood

The gulf must have intrusive thoughts about being “of” a country

Lenny Dykstra

How do we know that the Gulf doesn’t identify as an ocean or lake

patreon isascam

Thanks!

Lenny Dykstra

Nice DEI joke

Lenny Dykstra

The Gulf of Inclusiveness

Lenny Dykstra

I hope you have fire insurance

Ken Martin

Finally

Vicious Teknique

As a non-American i did not even know who or what was Aubrey plaza,i was wondering how a shopping center can have a husband

Szabo Nikolett

I thought Aubrey Plaza was going to be a guest but at the same time her husband did just kiss himself

Andre Cardoso

Her crying about the 100 is hot. Makes me want to watch. Cheers 🍷

Anthony Montana

Great tits. Wish she did a hundred guys

Anthony Montana

We wish him well. God bless

Anthony Montana

California, we wish you well

Bryan

enemas

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

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Jay

Copperfield owns the George dummy , from Otto & George fame .

Michael Smith

Her beard is dead. Now she can finish coming out of the closet.

Jazz's Beard

So you’re saying Aubrey is single? There’s a chance?

Jeff

5:15 he starts to display consciousness

applebot

My father blew his brains out a week before Thanksgiving this year... Now that's life in the big city

Nick Shpak

Has Ben taken his own life yet

Clinton Body Count

Fuck ya bro I might have to go watch some white lotus season 2

Clinton Body Count

Kump is King!

Kumpslut

THIS is what Patreon is for. God bless these scum bags.

Jim

Two pigs 🐖 one trough

LI LOUD

Never forget people, the angel in It’s A Wonderful Life was a black man.

Daniel Levay

Whackin off to images of Aubrey Plaza during this ep is 6th ring of hell

Thomas Leitke

We need ray and Tim live from the fires

Matt Petters

Buddy do I have some breaking news for you

Oscar Delgado

He doesnt intend to be manipulative

Andrew Nelson

Praaaaaaise!!!!!

MC Ultra

Based

Rich

1 cup

Barry-O

Ray has his good moments

Mike Jones

I only tune in for Kump episodes now

Micah Sapp

Two 🐐s

bmp010

We’re all just people who decided not to kill themself today. That’s who is here. Lol

Ace Jones

Has he talked about how people are going to live above Costco now? Or did I just imagine it after I saw the news myself?

AlexJonesRaisedMe

He literally covered H1B for like an entire episode

AlexJonesRaisedMe

Must be a reetee to think YouTube safe content is actual clowning of the richest man to ever exist. Wait you're from Portland ofc you're reeteed

dehenry2

RAAAAAAAYMOND I live and die for this duon

Thomas Carrigan

Best ep in a while, of course Ray, unbecoming jokes about a suicide that is still warm, magicians, morgue stories, porn addiction and analysis of the degenerative state of the world. Thanks for the the slop piggies

Patrick Carey

Shut up, you have no taste

Patrick Carey

Make him cohost again pig

Patrick Carey

Honestly

Patrick Carey

Must’ve missed the youtube episode where he discussed this for like a solid half hour huh?

Portland Chongo

Ray manipulating Lucy with near constant threats of suicide is a great bit

Nick

I was so excited when I heard the news about Aubrey, I knew he’d talk about it !

ff5f5ff

Rachel’s is permanently closed.

Dan Katzmann

Cold coffee is super dangerous? What?!

Muffuletta

You wanna see my next job?

Andrew Nelson

Femcels made that guy kill himself Haha, idiot

Castlebar

8 min in and Ray’s in top form this week 😝

Nick Palance Show

So glad we are back to the funny part of this show. Tim less politics for comedy

Amoeba

Listennn taaaaaaa meeeeeeeeee *splat*

Syd Richardson

Laughing at the mental image of Kump jumping off the New Years Eve Ball and killing like 8 people he lands on.

Jason

How bout grow a pair and clown elon and vivek for their h1b lunacy? Oh wait that would upset daddy rogan. Youre boring now pig

dehenry2

You know it kills Tim that too many people would leave if he raised the Patreon over $5.

Jason

Snort Bottom came to his senses and brought king Kump dump back.

Fried Ravioli

I like cold coffee.

HummerEV96

A shot for shot remake of the Mandalay Ray ep from 8 years ago

CactusJack

It seems only fitting that Kump’s return ep is to cruelly mock a woman whose husband’s body is not cold after killing himself.. that’s life in the big city!

Ani

great ep both of you together create golden tickets of information

oliver

Every patreon episode should include Kump.

Dalton Galloway

I love when ray is on!

bu k

Finally King Kump is here

Blizz 102

When u talked about how u respect ppl who have the constitution to off themselves, reminded me of a Louis CK but where he talks about how he could just avoid doing stuff he doesn’t want to do by doing that.. comedy genius

Lexilex

Oh nooooo! Heckin' epic reddit emo Netflix gf is sad? :(

Tyler

A sephora

Maestro Harrell

Fatty bombatties

Syd Richardson

Can’t believe he didn’t mention Armie hammer being the lead role in the new dark night movie

PAD

The Tim Dillon Show... & Ray too -.-

Sean Ruffolo

God is good god is great. Piggies put some slop on my plate.

Koko97

Where is the LA fire ep

Knight Miester

'A Pool Don't Fix That' is Ray's next Rap EP

Hannah

dude that’s weird as fuck.. why are you still playing fortnite

Jaxon Emery

GG Allin, legend. Was he discussed years back? Having Deja Vu.

Alec Patsey

Happy New Years to ya !! Take the fuckN show on the road.

Ted

oo Slippery Slopes is my favorite pornstar

Evan Kirchmer

GG Allin died of a drug overdose before he could kill himself on stage, sad story

Tyler Watts

Palisades?

Zachary Peters

The words Tim and ray met in Las Vegas sent a chill down my spine as thought they’re were gonna do a Stephen paddock

Wenzeslau II

Don’t hurt cats. Hurt furies

General Consensus

I want a refund for the entire combined month worth of episodes you’ve missed

David Bosquet

Yum yum yum slop slop slop oink oink oink

Lucas Sure

Gees I thought this was an exclusive with Plaza herself, but it’s just Kump. Probably for the best

josh

She's sexy as fuck, in my opinion. Had a huge crush on her since parks and rec. I want her to cut herself and read dark poetry while her naked body drips blood on me while I play fortnite. 🤷‍♂️

DentonVisual

My dude. Amen to that. I love that bugeyed bitch, she makes my pants move

DentonVisual

I want my god damned 800 dollars Ray, don't make me Luigi you.

DentonVisual

Love my big guys

Mike Hunt

Im so happy for this

Michael Pelletier

Praise be a Kump episode! T’s and P’s to Aubrey Plaza. Enjoyed her on Parks and Reck.

William Alton

Noooooooo why is Ray back

Vandy-B

Got a sweet slit obviously

Backdoor Benji

He said “don’t you wish you married to a man of courage like Luigi Mangione” I almost died

General Consensus

Above a mall?

Kevin

this got me to put the musket down. thank you, tim. you saved my cat's life.

Paul Unnasch

Why the fuck is Fake biz Enron making portable nukes Tim?

Pejman A

Tim Dillon…. You are an American Hero. Sincerely, someone who lives in an Olive Garden house next to Gilbert AZ.

Esteban Wonton

the fat harmonic really rings with ray kump

LLight

You mean Aubrey?

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Thanks Tim

Hoebag

I was going to kill myself until I found out I have a chance with Aubrey Plaza now

Hoebag

I never give a shit when a a hot actress has her older husband that’s always a producer die. I never care.

General Consensus

About FUCKING TIME TIMMY

General Consensus

Damn. Just now hearing about Aubrey Plaza's husband. Now's my chance to get in there!

K

Thank you

Grayson Saylors

Idk why anyone would marry Aubrey Plaza

Mike Regan

Finally . Stop wasting everyone’s time just move ray into your home and our hearts

vmh17177

FRESH SLOP!!!

Nicholas Daniel

Great show 🐖

Mike Lubrano

Kump !

Mean Mike

Lemme guess another food talk pod

Wes

OK

Motts

Was going to smoke crack but then this podcast came out. Thanks Tim!

Bryon L