Bonus #269 - Father's A Moron (Ft. Ray Kump)

The only true meritocracy left in this country is the porn industry.

Guillermo Gutierrez

“Most of life is a game of chicken”

Langston Knipler

Whade. Is the girl

Amr Hussein

Your too attractive to listen to this podcast

Rob

He does love Palestine.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Ray is on fire

Taylor Fuqua

Exactly. Ray makes Tim laugh in a way he doesn’t laugh around any of the Broganites or basically anybody else. Tim probably compensates him and it helps pay the bills. Tim is playing a character and I know that the real Tim and the Tim Dillon Character “share a closet” as they would say about Dice, but Tim is a decent guy. He’s just highly intelligent and well read so naturally he will be cynical.

General Consensus

lol

Devin Thomason

MEA culpa is for pussies

Brittany Chiesa

. Lmfao for his brain to not curse and say fuck you but something along the cliche line is amazing . that this dad is now questioning if he needs to transition I can’t stop thinking of

Brittany Chiesa

I also would have kept it going to my grave. * have been there when I was online for hours in shitty ac because Expedia overbooked our hotel. 77 people online same issue. The lady I didn’t see got off the line. An hour later came back and the person infront of me says to her there’s a line and I’m just so pissed at that point I start chiming in get to the back and realize oh shit she was online but I was way too far in. Get to the back you fucking slut

Brittany Chiesa

Lmfao your fathers a moron is the ultimate fuck you . That dad will never be feared by his kids once that kid shook his head

Brittany Chiesa

Jesus these fat fucks are pontificating on the collapse of art as it pertains to bread

Garrett

Patrick Bet-Diddy

Guillermo Gutierrez

Interesting update on Patrick “I’d step to the pedophile in Starbuck’s ass” Bet-David: He treated a former child sex slave like shit on his podcast because he was desperate to get her to name Pierre Trudeau.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Black people are the Left's Israel: something that must never be questioned or criticized no matter how poorly it behaves.

Christian Glen

I’m straight but now gay for Luigi Mangione. Where is pig?

Clinton Body Count

When the fuck are we getting our entirely schedule-free, weekly podcast dropped, pig?

Cunning Linguist

Pod dropping at 7

Tyler

Where’s the slop piggey or whatever we’re suppose to say

Syd Richardson

Underrated comment

Frontside shitslide

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!

Frontside shitslide

where new episode

Garfield L’sagna

This generation of comedians reached their pinnacle and are now departing. Tim is part of this. Time to find the new generation.

Oscar

Daniel Penny wins by submission

Christian Glen

Been like this for months what the fuck

Joe Biden

Between Syria and Jay-Z the Pig should have ample slop to distribute. No excuses fatty.

Christian Glen

I’m getting more ROI from Sam Tripoli Deep Waters at this point for less

kimberly hill

She’s a fraud. Sopranos is brilliant. Swift can’t even sing.

General Consensus

May the Syrian rebels liberate the Rothschilds episodes.

Guillermo Gutierrez

We need a statement from professor Dillon regarding the fall of Assad

Christian Glen

Trump will defund Drag Queen Diplomats.

Osama Bin Latinx

Best comment

slickpockets

I’m not mad at you pig, I’m just disappointed that you did not cover the CEO story with the Grand Monumental Colossal Regal Ray Kump

Blender Bottle

Th second half of this is why I stick around for Tim. Just brilliant, epic, stuff

Michael Weber

Tim is comparing himself to who is was yesterday and not comparing himself to who others are today, ya know? So yeah ha well think about that. And so so that’s why you have to descend to the depths of chaos to defeat the monster and find order in life. And don’t bloody forget to pet a cat you meet on the street for gods sakes.

Lenny Dykstra

Pig where is my slop, it’s late

Jack Gimbert

Hi pig. Give me more slop now

Chris

That fight was horrible. Good thing I didn't pay for it.

HummerEV96

Tim, you are not black

Garrett Holmes

You must be new here

Jake

Tim's Alex Jones impression: 70% Rush Limbaugh, 30% Beetlejuice

Barry-O

His troth runith over, yet we thirst for slop

William Alton

At dawn, by the trough, a pig stands keen, Waiting for his daddy, in the morning scene. The air hints at slop, his hunger grows, For the meal to come, his patience shows. He taps his hooves, snuffles the air, Each moment feels like an eternity there. The farm smells sweet, the promise near, Still, the pig waits, his daddy dear.

Mean Mike

Too late. Bros already hangin by his neck from a support beam

Patrick Fidler

Just like with Tim and the suicide hotline, I’ve been prank calling the NYPD tip hotline.

Guillermo Gutierrez

I hope every healthcare ceo meets the same fate. I truly hate them on a different level.

Clinton Body Count

It’s just a scam. I finally switched back from Rothschild because a man has limits.

Clinton Body Count

Are we?

Motts

Hey Tim, we’re paying $10 now let’s be on time with the episodes

Steve

Tim has some of the worst timing imaginable

Trans Cartman

RIP FAKE BUSINESS KING

Guillermo Gutierrez

Forget it Guillermo. It's Dillon-Town

Christian Glen

“I think we’re all going to get what we deserve soon” Well next week a certain CEO had quite the incident, Timmy strikes again

Joseph Loporto

Listen Pig, if you can't find material to work with from this weeks news cycle its time to hang it up.

Weenie Boombalini

Bryan, if speaking earnestly about tasteful culture is faggotry, than you better spread those cheeks and take off those socks cuz I’m gay now

Hayden

How ya feeling?

Christian Glen

And so yeah man like pet a cat when you encounter one on the street

Lenny Dykstra

First half was entertaining. The end … enough fetishizing nuclear war. Go get a hobby and spend less time on line

Jon Udell

You two should visit the closest Pizza Hut buffet

Bryan

This was pretty faggotry

Bryan

Yea, this fag will make you laugh

Bryan

Check out tits

Bryan

Uh oh... What he smoke this time?

Bryan

We wish them well

Bryan

And politicians

Bryan

Most people do! Trust me

Bryan

👍

Bryan

hey, thanks for the healthy dose of racism there, Dylrod Bob Pickles

NICKFROMNEBRASKA

It makes me happy whenever he posts himself on Instagram balancing work and social life.. Then I realize he’s not

Dylan Roberts

Who knows what monsters lurk in the dark mist of responsibilities that are abdicated.

Lenny Dykstra

nigga drop yo book on chatgpt, thatd be ganster as fuck

Gugardo Mumundo

I love paying for nothing!

Alex Cetan

Tim's earlier works were absolutely incredible. The Sam Smith rant prepared all of us for the moment we are facing now. The problem with his episodes nowadays is that he's clearly riding the Trump train and his takes lack the nuance they had before. He's lost his direction in the past but he always manages to course correct eventually.

Liz

Drop the bonus and the multiple Rothschilds you fucking fat retarded Zionist Hamas sympathizer virtuous pedophile cunt

Guillermo Gutierrez

PIMPS AND TYRANTS

Uncle Waxx

Don’t eat yellow snow, ya know? Seems obvious enough, but it’s not until you watch Disney’s 101 Dalmatians that you truly grasp the reality of not eating piss snow. Like, what are we doing around snow, eh? What is the color yellow and why do we perceive that color, well it isn’t exactly clear to me ya know? Ha yeah man so so yeah colors and shapes are symbols that translate to a hierarchy of excrement. And you’ll say well what do you mean by that? Well taste and see for the word is good, eh? And so pet a cat when you bloody get the chance yeah man.

Lenny Dykstra

tims dad is a moron and tims book whenever it comes out will benifit from that

Joe Boiko

I want slop!!!

Joe Boiko

This was a great episode

Stefan

Don’t carelessly denigrate social institutions. Well ok so ha yeah right, well what the hell does that mean? It means don’t post meaningless things to make people you don’t know feel like a bloody victim. Don’t be an anonymous tyrant. And so yeah man think about that.

Lenny Dykstra

released 3 episodes in 2 weeks so he can justify going back to being a fat pig and ignoring us

David Bosquet

Wow what an ending. Please for the love of god make sure this recording survives us all getting what we deserve

Smbeers

Rothschild is real fake business

Christian Glen

Talk about Thiel, talk about ai, talk about fuentes, talk about the state of Gay culture, shit on boomers, complain about how all services just dont seem to work anymore. anything. rant about how you are mad that the governement hasnt let us eat lobster/cow animal hybrids at the supermarket yet

Gugardo Mumundo

Who is Jack Massey, David G Bradley, Frist, Thompson etc

Gugardo Mumundo

So does the Rothschild tier just not exist anymore? Last post was in April, and while several months behind at that time….

Patrick Fidler

Going to go back in the archives to when Tim was alive and had orginal thoughts.

John's Little Brother

If the show doesn't get better soon, I'm going to take drastic action and rape Tim Dillon. I'm going to track him down in whatever hotel he is in, and rape him senseless. The vaccines have rotted his brain into an NPC and he needs a shock to the system to get him funny again. I need him to passionately rant about something, and if it has to be my rape then so be it.

John's Little Brother

Why don't you talk about the Costco guys again, start playing Fortnite at this point too fuck it. Get the fucking adult tree house studio since you want to be basic. Have you heard about Wicked yet? Can't wait to hear you ramble about that for an hour next week, like everyone else isn't doing the same thing. Did you know Christmas is coming up, talk about that for an hour too.

John's Little Brother

Is it the boomers fault your show sucks now?

John's Little Brother

How's that book coming??

John's Little Brother

An hour talking about Mike Tyson and how it's bad and no one cares about it. Fucking Taylor Swift and Chappelle Roan who gives a fuck? Yes Tim, everything is bad, and you talking about it an hour a week is also bad. Get on a tour bus again and figure some funny shit out, go do cocaine again I don't know. Quit going on Rogan to have the same conversation for the 9th time in a row. You're like Bert Kriecher taking his shirt off, except for you it's big sunglasses. Your geopolitical takes suck, for someone who knows so much about conspiracies you'd think you would understand why everything sucks so bad. Get out of the hotel room and have an experience so you can make a good show again. You're getting a little too comfortable and lazy, I need you to be kinda miserable so I have something to listen to. I read the description of the episode and already knew what the episode would be, fucking boring. Is the booster rotting your brain already? Have the jews bought you off? Is Mike Baker coming on the show soon? Jesus, the past few weeks Tim has been rambling about basic bitch shit, regurgitating the same things algorithms pound into the heads of NPCs. Be observant again

John's Little Brother

Have you two forgotten that you're supposed to be funny and tell jokes? Not dryly talk about shit everyone has seen on Twitter

John's Little Brother

Would love a Tim Dillon/Ray Kump book club.

Katelyn

UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was just assassinated in NYC. The comments are all negative or jokes. Very telling as to how Americans feel about their insurance providers lol.

Christian Glen

He’s happily married you niggerfromnebraska

Dylan Roberts

Homeless court is a great idea. Start fucking with the homeless way harder. I was a homeless junkie shooting heroin. I wish they had kept me in jail. But bullshit California kept releasing me to wreak havoc. Half of these fucks aren’t even from here. They move here from Ohio to be junkies. OHIO!

Clinton Body Count

And so yeah, ya know? Pet a cat when you bloody see one on the street, eh? And let kids illegally skateboard and destroy property. And you’ll say well what do you mean by that? I mean of course I am being tough in cheek, but am I fully? I don’t know. I don’t write this stuff.

Lenny Dykstra

I happen to love New Yorkkkk 🍦

Castlebar

KUMPF a single guy?? shocker. haha. i thought i heard Tim say he dumped 25K to cater his wedding? maybe that is yet to come.

NICKFROMNEBRASKA

Emergency pod about hunter

Motts

6 weeks in a row of unfunny nihilism from kump

darth vader

This is a good question because ultimately good taste is in the eye of the beholder but id like to think objectively good taste is having an appreciation for food, art, clothing, architecture, etc… that aren’t simply corporate creations or social content meant for likes and mindless conformity. Appreciating something for its form and function beyond what opinions the algorithm or the internet have convinced us is dogma

Hayden

ok putin

Triona

What do you consider good taste? Hayden.

Emilia Tessaro

Taylor v Serrano fight was one for the ages. Even cabinet minister of trash media Andrew Tate would concede that match was pure class. But yes much of modern entertainment is shallow sprinkle pools

Emilia Tessaro

lol pretty sure u can just call Tim a cunt u dont gotta be cute about it. He actually prefers king pig cunt

Emilia Tessaro

And so yeah man like treat yourself like you’re treating someone that needs help, ya know? Some people just need some bloody encouragement once in a while. So so yeah for gods sakes aim at the highest possible target of order and suffering. I can’t believe I have to travel around the globe teaching this horseshit like what the hell man?

Lenny Dykstra

when do u release ur next podcast? tuesday? i guess we will c u then

Triona

5% tariff if you imprison people for speech. 5% if you imprison journalists. 5% if you execute someone for anything but murder. 5% if you torture (first we would have to stop, but I'm deep in fantasy land already 🤪

David Hamilton

The pig and the cow have really phoned these last few in be better or I shall yank my $5 from you like a pop tart from a fat child's hand

Shergo Rango

FUCKCKCKASIJD

B-Dawg

With that, the only truth is get off your ass and get to work…said by The Digitally Divine Mother, Kim Kardashian

Jenn

If only everyone meditated, had nourishing food and clean water, moved their bodies and worked off the lands in community, educated children on skills that are developmentally appropriate, made time for arts and hobbies, breathed fresh air and spent time with animals in nature…..could that be the insane future? Is that the future maha RFK jr is pitching? To some that sounds scarier because of the accountability of self. There’s no systems to blame in that reality

Jenn

988

Jenn

The warhead that kicks off the last world war will have "Bring the Boom" written on it and be signed by Josh Shapiro.

Tyler Manning

Totally agree

Jane Sooch

Doomer Podcast Ep. 378

NateBiggums

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saudi_in_audi_mbs

Topics have really dried up. We get it, we’re all doomed.

Fat girl clean car ??

So do you Matthew

Jay

🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2028 🇺🇸

Jay

I’m foaming at the mouth waiting for Tim’s take on Biden pardoning his son, Hunter “autobiography on a laptop” Biden.

Guillermo Gutierrez

It's insanely dumb to pitch this here, but you do have the ear of some people, and it is right up their alley... "human rights tariffs". An idea from back in my left wing youth, but still a good one. Tried to pitch it working on a couple left wing campaigns. Let China respond with a human rights tariff against us, fight it out in public. It's fun to dream.

David Hamilton

I beckon thee, pig

Gugardo Mumundo

I’m as homophobic as they come, but god damn this guy is funny

Jason Silva

yo wtf are your file names and why are they with the wrong episode number. get the twink to keep proper records pig.

Oscar

Ratio 😘

Thanos

I've a horse outside

dehenry2

rogan's style of way overexcessive rhetorical redundancy is bleeding over into every goddamn podcast on the planet. If I hear someone say 'they do this. they do that. they do this, and they do that' again, I'm going to kill myself.

Jonathan Mint

They’re not wrong but also there is still plenty of good art and people with good taste in this country. Those people are just not the ones to be whores on the internet about it

Hayden

fuck ur honda civic saint patrick

Triona

So are you

Garrett Holmes

Preach Timmy Preach to the Lord

Josh Bartlett

tríona I sent you a leasing agreement for a new 2022 honda crv please get it back to me before thursday or rhonda is gonna be all up my ass about it

the ghost of patrick swayze

Write that book you fucking coward!!

Michael Z-C

Fresh slop

Dick Olson III

I didn’t say that. You know, it isn’t exactly clear to me why the tyrannical left is so resentful. And so you say well why the hell not? Well let’s look at Lenin and Marx and probably Nietzsche and delineate why the bloody hell not. And after looking at Lenin and Marx and Nietzsche, we should bloody well know why the hell not. It’s an ideal. An aim. A way of living that aims for the highest possible order.

Lenny Dykstra

this psychotherapy course is cheap af, akin to taylor swift lyrics

Triona

great more brainwashing that i then get billed for, not ideal

Triona

Rays a fuckin lowlife scumbag for that

Ello

Just so you know Timmy, I have a masters degree in therapy. Be sure to let your family know your audience is extremely educated and we think you’re the bees knees.

Marisa Lyn

The volume of the mics does need to be increased and ray does not suck 👇🏼

Nick Joubert

For the fucking love of god (or whatever) can you turn up the volume on the mics

Michael Z-C

Ray sucks

Matt

Its not immediately clear that you aren't being a little bitch. You know? Its not that simple! You've got to fight the dragon! and more power to you!

Gugardo Mumundo

I believe it’s more so the types of people you’re hanging around now Tim. Those people likely care about the success metric because their careers/ ambitions align with the same metrics.

Travis Stroup

The CostCo Boom family did an AMC commercial. https://www.instagram.com/p/DC94Kh3PYtn/?hl=en

herbius derbius

What city should they be in to be in touch with the average slob

WayneZedler

Re: the bakeries, simplicity of basic food, you are describing Europe

Casey Cook

"When you see these things it's like, man this is bad. It's like remember that bad thing? It's just like that in a funny way, where everything is bad and getting worse and all you can do is watch it happen because in life you just see bad things and they go by and it's not good you know? Like the other day I saw this thing and was like wow this is no good. Everything sucks and it's just like the empire is crumbling. Can you believe people are so dumb? It's like that one scene in that thing where bad things happen and people are dumb"

Charles

Phoning it in so hard

Charles

And so yeah man so so if you’re not willing to sacrifice and suffer in life and confront your father in the belly of the whale at the depths of the chaotic ocean, what are you doing? Well, I’ll tell you what you’re doing. Nothing good, ya know? And I’m not saying that’s always bad, but for gods sakes who knows what that darkness will lead to.

Lenny Dykstra

At this point just put Ray on every episode. He’s the reason we pay you Tim.

Positivity

I want raymond kump to know that the example for gatekeeping “oh you didn’t see the stones at altamont? I did.” is why i’m continuing to pay this retarded republican pig’s patreon

the ghost of patrick swayze

So true bro everything is spot on

Jacob Fordham

Quite literally all my boomer grandparents are truly the embodiment if the bloomer. I’m concerned l bc I have older parents and.m they act just like my boomer grandparents

Jacob Fordham

Bro, yeah. Holy shit. I could write a book to rival Tim’s (if he ever releases it). My boomers have just truly proven themselves to genuinely be the worst people I’ve ever even heard of. So viscous, manipulative, lying, proudly gaslighting, the chutzpah, the endless aggrievement, the iron urge to be right no matter what, the undying need to crawl up on a cross and act so great.

Gugardo Mumundo

I truly hoped that I wasn’t the only one feeling their absolute disgusting narcissistic tendencies

Jacob Fordham

I need you to do a boomer-hate-specific episode. The old windbags are back to torturing me and I need some cope

Gugardo Mumundo

"it made Harry Potter look like the Godfather" 🤣

Caleb Bean

Tim and ray should have a pizza eating competition 🍕

WayneZedler

Tim and ray’s thoughts on society only ring true if you’re perpetually online and live in a big city with no culture like New York, LA, Austin, etc. These guys are very funny but also very out of touch

Ben Dover

I have so many questions

Michael Z-C

You’re just in your bubble! Search for something different and get out of your echo chamber dahlings📚🎻🤓✨

Violin Viola Masterclass

You are right no one would appreciate quality. For instance check out this Artist “Frankie Snow” he’s on the come up but hella slept on the youth are being sold low IQ moaning and mumbling into a microphone for entertainment

Amoeba

Not the greatest Tim and Ray episode.

John Palmer

Can we get an ICBM video Costco Guys boom mashup. For the holidays

Castlebar

Full circle is the Costco guys come on the show. That’s when we know it really is the end

James

So clearly we must descend into the underworld and confront our moron fathers in the belly of the beast.

Lenny Dykstra

Trump le monde

Casey

This episode is a brilliant narration on the current and future culture of America. Bringing “TD is going to hell vibes”. More of this please and thank you.

Garrett Holmes

If kump is on the next ep I will come kill you both

Dylan Vineyard

25min in this is heat

Blake H.

I took an Uber in Austin last night and I’m convinced I had the same driver as Tim. When I kept trying to confirm my name he kept saying “Calista”?? My name is Eva and I looked at the app and it was the right car. 😂

Eva Hansen

Fag

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

I agree w Poutine. There was a good episode after J. Epstein's death where Tim realizes nothing is going to change this society, that he was bored and there was nothing to actually rant about when people still preferred to be blind and watch The Bachelor instead on wanting to dig into the truth. But having this great friendship with Ray, he can talk to him for hrs and record it for us. I do enjoy them. And I'm sure it all will end sooner than later.

Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)

We deserve the Costco Guys lmao

Victor Ramos

Pls no eat in mic

Corey

What's up kump gang

Victor Ramos

truth hurts

Nicholas Hahn

Fuck off we want ray kump

Torin Newlands

Thank fuck for ray kump

Torin Newlands

Does Rothschild have video??

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Do the Rothschilds get video? Or is it all audio only?

Abdulla AlMarzouqi

Just around the river beeeeeennnd

Lenny Dykstra

This one was a spooky one. My tummy hurts.

Jim

As a black cis male, he him his I approve. Tim your my motivation to hustle and get out the hood

Ali Amiri

2 week old ep. Nice effort tim

Father Bill’s Rope Shooter in Chrissy’s Pooper

Dillon kump, yin and yang, light darkness,

Mathew

Dillon and kump

Mathew

The problem with surrounding yourself with trolls is you are forced to join them as well. Then you are wasting your own energy trying ruin someone’s day for the novelty off wasting other people’s time. It’s an endless cycle of shit. We fight against it with the hope that we can reason with someone who’s your friend etc. and frankly I don’t think most of my friends are worth trying to reason any longer. Leaving me with option to stay and become a troll or leave and actually learn something new. I think I’m gonna leave and try something new but ignoring most of my friends is hard when they are all friends with my twin.

John Patrick Reyes

Who cares about numbers? Women are very basic and frenzy over very mid things

Lee Russell

This was a great episode even though it wasn’t that funny.

EightOne Nine1

This sounds like a great late night road trip front seat conversation.

Ted

ray pls call me to discuss your theory of everything

Mr. D

Fucking hell this was so good

Michael

ya i assume thats the case. we love his rants but "it can be a bit much for him" is what im sure he would say in regards to doing these bonus pods. he prob doesnt need the money as bad as he did when he started these with ben

Nicholas Hahn

Tims gone on a few rants since rays been on. You must also admit he never laughs as much as when ray is on. I think tim is doing dates shows movies etc. etc. I think the podcasts can get to be a lot where you have to give so much by talking and being interesting and having ray on, someone that he has an easy connection with, is just easier for him. Maybe having a guest on like Ray keeps him accountable for releasing on time more.

Poutine

i may be alone on this but it seems like the key to tim's rants is the momentum he builds. ben never slowed that down whereas ray interrupts him everytime tim finally gets goin. if he interrupted tim with something funnier or more salient than tim it would make sense but instead he interrupts him everytime to basically say nonsense or nothing in as many slurred words, stutters, and stammers as tim will allow. also im convinced majority of the sudden ray pumping on here are from bots, his friends, & spam accts. i could be wrong but rarely am.

Nicholas Hahn

Maybe add in a bag of Martin's Potato Bread?

Muffuletta

That's a solid start

Muffuletta

Fuck I had a depressing walk listening to this today. Weird to try to be thankful on top of it

Jack F

Rookie, I didn’t even attend

Orlando

I honestly thought Tim was gunna be like I respect Chappelle Roan's very basic non-controversial opinion but yeah I guess Harrison Ford never had to give a fuck when the empire was still good.

mark kuchonowski

Two tins of Bush's beans, box of Gorton's, and a B,E n C!

Neil Osmond

Lmfaooo wtf

Motts

This pigpen is your family now

Nick Palance Show

Now, that’s funny. What’s FMV for Ray rn? Start the bidding at _____ ?

Nick Palance Show

this episode made me want to die more & i am grateful

osushii 🍣

I have never listened to solo Kump and never will. But I want him to be back full time with Tim too.

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

May your children choke on turkey today

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

canadians are big stupid pussies, follow the science

Alex

Two Pigs One Pen

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

We wish you well

fred

Tim look up hauntology

C Kirkwood

Show some respect. We could invade your pathetic, cold, quasi communist country, liberate the stable minded citizens, put people like you in to work camps and feed you a steady diet of seed oils and trans fats if we wanted to. Now apologize to Papa Tim and Uncle Ray, wash your mouth out with soap, and go back on your schizophrenia medication you filthy cretin.

El Spicolio

Are u ok lol

Sam Callison

When I listen to Tim, I realize I'm not the only one who feels this way. I don't talk to many people day to day who see the world for how it really is though. I definitely don't see it on the news lol

Sam Callison

Tim, please buy Ray and have him on every single pod

Muffuletta

Left my families Thanksgiving to listen.

Patreon User

Not knowing what you walked into, turning to your best friend, nodding to each other“You got me? I got you.” Scary shit.

Patrick Benton

Podcast calls for a rebrand at this point. "Two Pigs one Cave Podcast" it works because one host is funny and the other is visibly dying.

Broch DK

Mathew Atkinson

Jonathon you're a fag

Alex Leslie

He’s a slob

Jonathon Silvers

Love ray

Blake Smith

Cisgender and transgender are complete opposite things. If women are protesting having sex with cisgender men, as well as transgender men, how does that make any sense?

Vaughn Collins

8 years ago when the show started you fucking idiot

Thomas Carrigan

Pedophile

Thomas Carrigan

It’s the only place Ray fits, but he fits nonetheless

Thomas Carrigan

Tim, please bring Ray back permanently. Ray needs to be back full time. Restore greatness. Restore the gas digital empire. Bring back satanic pedophile cults

Thomas Carrigan

You are a fraud. gas digital supremacy

Thomas Carrigan

Well censorship kinda ruins internet. YouTube is perfect example as soooooooooooo many subjects and people r quietly shadowbanned , comments often just vanish without a trace, channels deleted, etc I think it’s really just an extension of 1A and reality of what happens when it’s muzzled What could help expand awareness is more a propaganda tool where we think we r actually free and the powers that be let it erode said awareness and create the Costco family n friends Nope

BlueWizard

You genuinely have brain damage if you believe Ray doesn't fit perfectly

Jackdacandlestick

Tim stepping up his game with a slick tip of the cap to either the Burschenschaften and/or Elon at the end of this one with his ‘ jedem das seine’ prediction. El’s dad will be proud of him as well now. End Times Baby. Bring on the ‘Samson Directive’, unless a US/NATO & Russian doesn’t tip the world into a cascading MAD exchange. And who better to talk about End Times prophecies than Peter Thiel at the Hoover Institute. https://youtu.be/qqHueZNEzig?si=K7P9SFP2xnlLUZrW

Alex Gullen

Sounds like disinformation

Oscar Delgado

Fuck you ray is a genius

Oscar Delgado

Did you expect the producer to do his job? I'm grateful for his fake business

Ryan Kraft

The numbers would say different. It's always an echo chamber of hate towards her music. If you told people that Sopranos or Scorsese was mid (that these fucks mention frequently like crazed groupies they bash) they would have the same reaction as Tim said about the Tswift fan. Whitney Houston is a cracked out fraud with shitty music. She wouldn't be able to throw a concert like swift because she had no creativity, only a sound mouth that could "sing"

Sweet Baby Ray sauce

Happy thanksgiving, Tim

Jonathon Silvers

Enough with Ray already. That fat, gravy gurgling mother fucker

Jonathon Silvers

i’ll be listening to this while looting a cosco. BOOM!

oliver

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy pigs! Plenty of slop to go around this year

John Patrick Reyes

Wikipedia changed the information regarding the 4B movement in South Korea. FYI it was originally started to protest the "Transgender" movement. It was a movement where women refused to have sex with, have kids with, and marry "cisgender/transgender" men. I have the photo where I screenshot the original definition of it. Not sure i can upload it here. Please Tim, don't report on fake news.

BB

But everytime my dad fiercely defends a republican accused of pedophilia, I automatically believe it’s true

Jacob Fordham

We wish Matt Gaetz well

Jacob Fordham

2 fat fucks being bullies is always funny. Enjoy the milkshakes and GFE’s boys and a happy thanksgiving to all except that family

Castlebar

Agreed. Ray actually gets genuine laughter out of Tim. He is funny and Tim is comfortable with him, to the point the humor just gets weirder and weirder at times. That's a real friendship. I wish them well

Mike Regan

I would be thankful if RAY WOULD PAY ME MY FUCKING MONEY

DentonVisual

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE

bailey

Happy slopsgiving

SlopMonster

“It’s the only metric they have” was great by ray he’s pretty cool seriously

General Consensus

I would have been thankful if that dad punched Ray in his fat face

Taylor

I wish him and his family well

General Consensus

Woke up. I realized it’s family foodball and food day. I have to eventually go be around an entire family I barely like anymore. Check my phone. See Patreon update and I know because I got the app for the Pig. I’ll be able to ride high into the family gathering and be ok enough to suffer through a bunch of neo liberals in denial

General Consensus

Im thankful for my slop good sirs

Noah Frano

She’s mid. She was created and made to be a pop star and is still MID

General Consensus

I’m sick of the hate on Kump. As long as I still get some Tim rants and stuff I’m cool. Ray is his buddy, who’s funny, who he trusts and wants to have on. Get over it or stfu

General Consensus

I’ve been drinking nothing but raw milk for a month now and I haven’t shit myself to death yet

Laddah 14 into the tunnels

Kump, best sidekick. Great chemistry.

Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos

Welcome to the Kump show!

K

WE LOVE MASTER KUMP!!!!!!!!

Irontom10

Happy Thanksgiving! Thank y'all for the holiday post. Consummate professionals 🫡🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

andrew dorsey

2 pigs on thanksgiving, it’s not a meal without the pork.

Fernando Valdez

Literally always. Just TURN IT UP TRAVIS! In my work van on FULL VOLUME I can’t hear them half the time.

Roger Herman

Because it’s what the people want. Read the room.

Roger Herman

For real the patreon needs to always have Ray. The dynamic between them is what I pay for at this point. LISHTEN TO MEEH!

Roger Herman

There’s nothing I love more than a Tim and Ray episode. These two and the history, hyenas are the best podcasts going in comedy.

Dino Fonz

He’s my favourite left-tard

Andrew

We love Ray, don’t we folks?

Jeff

Please please please keep doing every Patreon for the remainder of our brief lives with Ray Kump. It’s essential

Michael

Please find out how much it will take to make ray kump a permanent Patreon guest

Nick O’Neill

Did this become the Ray Kump show now? Why is he on every episode???

SS

KUMP KUMP KUMP KUMP KUMP. You better pay him well pig

Joakim Vindenes

So much to love

Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos

God is good

Thomas Carrigan

On this day, I am thankful for the Tim Dillon podcast🧡Happy Thanksgiving Tim (& Ray!)

A. Toad (Bawk)

Ray has had some great episodes in recent times. I still won’t subscribe to his podcast. I hope he recognises he is valued.

Marlon Ellis

"Drag Queen Diplomats"...Great band name

Bryan Mayer

Volume is low

Dat Boi

What a present

FrontRowSqueakWitABackRowPieceTryin2LickYannisFeet

There is a universe out there where Tim Dillon is gay

Daniel Levay

tims my dad

wtf

And thy son lord, timmy graced the tables with much bounty:3

C

Slops on.

Kippy Epstein.

We wish turkeys well

James Jepsen

LISSENTAMEEEE

Joe Cross

Happy Thanksgiving for Christ

Geoffrey M. Romero

The difference between those stupid bands that Tim mentioned and say Taylor Swift...is that Tswift is good unlike things he doesn't see a "frenzy" over.

Sweet Baby Ray sauce

The thought of these 2 pigs yelling at a nice family in their car is so fucking funny

Andrew Farquhar

LISSEN TAH ME!

Jake Meulbroek

If the father had any honor he’d of challenged Ray to a duel. I forgive you because the kid had broccoli hair

William Alton

Happy thanksgiving you fucking pigs!!! 💓

Barry-O

Yay!!! Happy Thanksgiving Tim.

Jason S.

Happy thanksgiving pigs

bmp010

Amazing. Another episode of Tim the whale and his fat gooch barnacle. I don’t know when these two permanently docked in each other’s b-holes but I hate it.

Thanos

God bless Tim and ray

jhon

Happy thanksgiving, pig. Thankful for so many Ray episodes lately

Jaron Vanek

Punctual Tim. Surprise Surprise

Saadat Zia

I can finally enjoy thanksgiving

Nick De Cecco

Thankful for the Pig and the slop he provides

Brenden Jones

What a treat. Thanks Tim

Mean Mike

I love my kump a lump

Koko97

mindlessly scrolling through streaming apps trying to clean my room with nothing to watch or listen too, and this gem appears. thank you tim. happy thanksgiving

angie