Bonus #268 - The Oregon Trail (ft. Ray Kump)
Added 2024-11-21 02:23:24 +0000 UTC
Tim and Ray talk about criminals, Thanksgiving, psychedelics, being a godfather, Billie Eillish, limos, a live pizza review and being king for day
Daddy I'm watching old episodes. Plz come home lol
C
2025-07-18 03:45:49 +0000 UTC
What the hell happened to 267
Alexander Czochara
2025-03-09 23:07:56 +0000 UTC
Tim literally falls out with EVERYONE. I’m sooo surprised (and happy) that him and Ray are still tight.
Jessica Rios
2025-02-17 15:41:34 +0000 UTC
Ray IQ gated at 28:58
Kannon Noble
2025-01-06 22:51:07 +0000 UTC
come visit beautiful newport rhode island, the ground zero of toxic holiday dinners
Dana Anderson
2024-12-21 15:56:19 +0000 UTC
every time you say newport rhode island I can’t believe it. I could never afford to live there again but I grew up there and my whole family is from there, and I’m not too far away now. If I was ever driving to the pharmacy or something and saw Tim and Ray in the other lane I’d probably crash my car. It would be an honor to bump into you guys someday, if it ever happens I’ll act very normal.
Dana Anderson
2024-12-21 15:53:31 +0000 UTC
L
Theo
2024-12-17 21:39:22 +0000 UTC
Forget that fat pedophile, Joe should have on Ray Kump by himself.
Guillermo Gutierrez
2024-12-14 13:22:03 +0000 UTC
This episode is too funny
Yuri Roberts
2024-12-11 21:01:52 +0000 UTC
It is absolutely dastardly that Rogan hasnt had a joint Tim & The Great Ray Kump episode.
Ether
2024-12-11 09:07:51 +0000 UTC
Trying to apply a set of eyelashes, but have to wait. Crying laughing at “popcorn now or Burger King later.” 😂😂😂
Lyndsey Davis
2024-12-07 14:30:30 +0000 UTC
Too bad things didn't work out with Tim and his Godsons family.
HummerEV96
2024-12-07 00:58:05 +0000 UTC
"Popcorn now or burger king later" is absolutely something my dad would've done
Alexander Shpak
2024-12-04 19:20:17 +0000 UTC
You were at the lodge from hell last Thanksgiving
Isaac Goff
2024-12-04 05:52:47 +0000 UTC
Nomadic is the word
Isaac Goff
2024-12-04 05:50:58 +0000 UTC
Kump episode always good
Vergillius
2024-12-02 23:17:47 +0000 UTC
“I don’t have the shoes for it”
Max Paszkowski
2024-12-02 22:02:14 +0000 UTC
24:40 Tim sounds just like Elmer Fudd
Tyler Hass
2024-12-02 17:01:11 +0000 UTC
That's called Kump dumping
dehenry2
2024-12-01 22:20:04 +0000 UTC
At the end of this podcast, you can literally hear the fat surrounding Ray’s lungs, pushing back against the force of the air expanding his lungs when he’s trying to breathe. There is a battle taking place every time he inhales
Mike Lowrey
2024-11-30 23:26:24 +0000 UTC
lets take a break already on ray plz thx
Nicholas Hahn
2024-11-29 03:16:23 +0000 UTC
We wish Ben well but no
Joe Dobbs
2024-11-28 21:20:54 +0000 UTC
Cherish him while we have him
z17seattle
2024-11-28 17:55:01 +0000 UTC
Kump episodes always hit
Phil Swaggert
2024-11-28 13:16:56 +0000 UTC
Ahh, sweet Tim. Can I say im a huge fucking fan. Also the bit about F1, as someone new money like yourself. It’s about these retards strapping themselves in a car for an AP. Sign me up buddy or grow up
Dylan Cappello
2024-11-28 07:53:33 +0000 UTC
what a gay name
B_n4sty
2024-11-28 05:15:42 +0000 UTC
no ben should "swallow his pride"
Joe Boiko
2024-11-27 23:45:39 +0000 UTC
Drew nickens is painful in all regards
Sam
2024-11-27 23:35:41 +0000 UTC
Tim should suck off Ben and apologize
Sam
2024-11-27 23:28:00 +0000 UTC
Fake business
Sam
2024-11-27 23:27:10 +0000 UTC
Vagabond
decapit8edhotdogman
2024-11-27 20:32:38 +0000 UTC
Ray is the log and Tim is the fire
WayneZedler
2024-11-27 18:57:50 +0000 UTC
Ray clocks about 36 respirations per minute. That’s not good.
Fernando Valdez
2024-11-27 04:45:58 +0000 UTC
Shut up you fucking drifter
Dylan Roberts
2024-11-27 04:32:41 +0000 UTC
your mom
Ryan Roth
2024-11-26 19:37:46 +0000 UTC
He had larangitis
Jamie Brown
2024-11-26 19:30:51 +0000 UTC
Who’s done anal?
Lenny Dykstra
2024-11-26 19:25:20 +0000 UTC
The word is Transiate 11:00
FatFuckWhoShucksNSucksClams,But make no mistake my favorite meal is Chicken Whazadillas
2024-11-26 15:07:47 +0000 UTC
They were weak.
Xyerian
2024-11-26 13:29:04 +0000 UTC
You do become like your parents , that’s life .
Lynda
2024-11-26 09:30:44 +0000 UTC
My grandparents live in palm beach. It is truly a remarkable place. Truly. It has the sprawling beautiful palace like houses but none of the liberal bullshit of places like LA and the hamptons. Miami is a greasy disgusting new money hellscape, a place to do cocaine and hookers. Palm beach is a place of class, elegance, and a well deserved sense of elitism. The fact that it’s an island with an actually quite finite amount of space keeps the riffraff out. I visit every spring. Life in the (small) city
Nelson
2024-11-26 05:58:25 +0000 UTC
Pig, We need another Rant about the near future events coming..
Roy
2024-11-26 04:41:52 +0000 UTC
I want another prediction podcast. I want an honest assessment on just how bad things will get in the next 6/12/18 months.
Liz
2024-11-26 04:33:11 +0000 UTC
Please do a bit on Ellen fleeing the country.
taylor ravencraft
2024-11-26 03:48:52 +0000 UTC
No problem Donny! Internets gotta get more Italian
Emilia Tessaro
2024-11-25 23:44:36 +0000 UTC
Thank you, Emilia. ❤️
Donny and the Boys
2024-11-25 21:55:23 +0000 UTC
Still waiting for Tim’s book to drop
Lukas Zywicki
2024-11-25 20:25:57 +0000 UTC
What’s Tim drunk? Ray carried this episode Timmy sounds horrible
Vic
2024-11-25 19:24:39 +0000 UTC
can you please do some solo patreons, ray is fine or whatever but the solo pods are infinitely better and more funny
whippin
2024-11-25 19:22:43 +0000 UTC
Ggg AAaa
Zach Griffin
2024-11-25 18:43:09 +0000 UTC
Omg when they were going on about “popcorn now or burgerking later”. I was DYING 😂
Helen
2024-11-25 18:16:04 +0000 UTC
Just here to talk about chicken parm and lasagna. Y’all should try it. Real good
Emilia Tessaro
2024-11-25 07:51:37 +0000 UTC
Nobody makes Tim laugh like Ray 💜
Mimi Lafrance
2024-11-25 02:30:28 +0000 UTC
Never too much
Mimi Lafrance
2024-11-25 02:30:13 +0000 UTC
Dude why did you cancel Ridgefield?
Charles
2024-11-25 00:04:07 +0000 UTC
BOOMER THANKSGIVING and more of you dancing, please.
peasandgreens
2024-11-24 17:33:58 +0000 UTC
Transient is the word for people on the move
Draven Cruz
2024-11-24 16:02:19 +0000 UTC
Honestly a Matt Gaetz cameo would be a fantastic gag gift for someone who hates him
Robert Walters
2024-11-24 15:12:10 +0000 UTC
My pussy’s on the street
And it smells like rotten meat
Jason
2024-11-24 12:37:27 +0000 UTC
More kump
Mathew
2024-11-24 11:34:39 +0000 UTC
Too much day kump
Will Salgado
2024-11-24 06:24:36 +0000 UTC
The downfall of the country is so pathetic it's gotten boring. I don't even care if we make it or not at this point.
Liz
2024-11-24 04:47:42 +0000 UTC
You been killing it for weeks. This one a dud. I still support my king
Michael Costa
2024-11-23 23:31:30 +0000 UTC
Now this is just awkward. Sorry
Aintshook
2024-11-23 23:25:27 +0000 UTC
Acid story is back!
Samuel Chambers
2024-11-23 23:24:37 +0000 UTC
I thought he was polish
Aintshook
2024-11-23 22:50:26 +0000 UTC
Just say “Jew”
Garrett Holmes
2024-11-23 22:20:35 +0000 UTC
Kump is a lying member of a no good race.
Aintshook
2024-11-23 22:18:49 +0000 UTC
I’m glad I pay money every month for the Tim and Ray podcast that would otherwise be a bottom of the barrel podcast anywhere else
Jamie Brown
2024-11-23 20:06:37 +0000 UTC
I love Ray
Jose Della Sala
2024-11-23 19:29:57 +0000 UTC
KUMP KUMP KUMP
Zach Smith
2024-11-23 18:43:01 +0000 UTC
Please release the book before Christmas so I can passive aggressively gift it to my boomer parents
Gugardo Mumundo
2024-11-23 18:32:19 +0000 UTC
Transient
Brandon Lee
2024-11-23 17:56:09 +0000 UTC
If one more person comments nomadic or transient I’m going to slap my wife
William Alton
2024-11-23 17:24:01 +0000 UTC
Transient. Is the word you were looking for Tim. I prefer to be called gypsy or drifter thanks Ray.
Judy Tincher
2024-11-23 15:01:20 +0000 UTC
Ray Kump is the wealthy, discerning man’s Paul Walter Hauser
Lenny Dykstra
2024-11-23 14:57:16 +0000 UTC
Transient
Andrew
2024-11-23 14:54:30 +0000 UTC
All jokes aside can we get a full song of the blew chew jingle Tim made on the Spotify episode? …blew chew , you got a hard cock use it responsibly .
M C
2024-11-23 12:42:46 +0000 UTC
Where is 267?
GreenCoffee
2024-11-23 08:39:51 +0000 UTC
What is RFK’s stance on the safety and efficacy of gape gloves?
Lenny Dykstra
2024-11-23 08:12:48 +0000 UTC
White kings
You’re a pile of sticks .
2024-11-23 07:25:47 +0000 UTC
Ray, years ago said ‘there’s nothing worse than two fat guys teaming up.’ It’s happened and he was right.
Ratna Khanna
2024-11-23 06:52:52 +0000 UTC
...Timmy's getting fat...
Brendan Taylor
2024-11-23 05:44:49 +0000 UTC
Christmas is kumping
Brendan Sullivan
2024-11-23 04:23:30 +0000 UTC
These pigs are trashing pizza and still eating it. Literally pigs.
Neerajsing Rajput
2024-11-23 04:12:53 +0000 UTC
Hey if you went to a Tim d show and said these things I’m just warning you…you could face physical retribution. I’m just sayin…we love Ray. We would organize a coup for Ray.
Clinton Body Count
2024-11-23 02:59:01 +0000 UTC
He’s our scourge
Clinton Body Count
2024-11-23 02:57:25 +0000 UTC
That’s part of the fun
Clinton Body Count
2024-11-23 02:52:42 +0000 UTC
A truly American abomination. God damn I love this country.
Clinton Body Count
2024-11-23 02:52:24 +0000 UTC
Nomadic
Jared Mckindley
2024-11-23 02:51:29 +0000 UTC
It was transient my guy
The unicorn squad TV
2024-11-23 02:49:58 +0000 UTC
Transient
The unicorn squad TV
2024-11-23 02:48:33 +0000 UTC
Me too
The unicorn squad TV
2024-11-23 02:47:48 +0000 UTC
Once I get done cherry picking the ones without Ray…. I’m out
Jeffrey Middleton
2024-11-23 01:26:18 +0000 UTC
Bring back the thanksgiving play for the kids.
We can either tell our society’s history on the positive side to the future generation or we can tell them everything was wrong- which is also a lie.
Every human in history has always done whatever they can to survive and provide their children a future.
Safety/ stability means having the ability to be dangerous.
What kind of future generation are we going to stick ourselves with?
It’s not going to be a good one.
Aintshook
2024-11-23 00:28:47 +0000 UTC
Holy shit rays the funniest man on the planet 😅
Alex Strat
2024-11-22 20:16:26 +0000 UTC
The reason I love this Patreon community is because there's nobody here that gives a shit if Ray invites Tim for Thanksgiving so he's not alone.....not a single person....
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-11-22 19:58:37 +0000 UTC
Where the fuck is 267?
rp public
2024-11-22 19:48:12 +0000 UTC
Tim & Ray pivot to a true crime pod
Annz
2024-11-22 19:19:16 +0000 UTC
DiGiorno now has Thanksgiving pizza. It’s neither delivery, nor turkey, nor pizza. Discuss.
Lenny Dykstra
2024-11-22 18:23:03 +0000 UTC
Transient
Vic D
2024-11-22 18:22:25 +0000 UTC
FENTADILLA. its a serious problem in our communities Tim please give it some thought.
Nate B
2024-11-22 17:17:08 +0000 UTC
Years of paying and we get this shit you chewing into the mic....👎
Terry Garvey
2024-11-22 16:45:56 +0000 UTC
I resubscribed after listening to The really old episodes bootleg for a couple years good to see nothing has changed lol
spencer mariano
2024-11-22 16:38:08 +0000 UTC
What's up kump gang
Victor Ramos
2024-11-22 16:31:24 +0000 UTC
I was screaming “transient” 😂
Taylor killpack
2024-11-22 16:08:47 +0000 UTC
Ray is the best guest
Blake Smith
2024-11-22 16:05:00 +0000 UTC
My brother in Christ they are the same
Anthony Carnivale
2024-11-22 15:54:07 +0000 UTC
Literally nobody feels this way
Laszlo Varga
2024-11-22 15:40:48 +0000 UTC
Do i have to pay extra for episode 267?
Gerson Lazo
2024-11-22 15:34:09 +0000 UTC
Tim, you can come to my Thanksgiving. I'm pretty sure we're not the invite you are looking for. Good luck PIG.
Jas Gen
2024-11-22 15:01:46 +0000 UTC
Volume is low
Dat Boi
2024-11-22 13:55:52 +0000 UTC
Me screaming “nomadic”
Lisa
2024-11-22 13:53:41 +0000 UTC
Bring back a car ride podcast
Orlando
2024-11-22 13:51:06 +0000 UTC
Transient
MRKANE
2024-11-22 13:51:02 +0000 UTC
Ray is like a less funny Drew Nickens…. Please any other guest or no guest
Kyle
2024-11-22 13:48:15 +0000 UTC
😂
Kadmus Machupa
2024-11-22 12:30:44 +0000 UTC
Amazing episode...I was dying. Very thankful for you two. Happy Thanksgiving Tim and Ray...enjoy your feedbag. Always take the popcorn now with a no-show dad.
MRKANE
2024-11-22 12:02:24 +0000 UTC
Transient
MRKANE
2024-11-22 11:52:59 +0000 UTC
11 minutes in, Me in my backyard with headphones on yelling “NOMADIC!” So loud that my neighbours can hear it 😂
Dr Brainworms
2024-11-22 07:24:35 +0000 UTC
Cummed
Neil Osmond
2024-11-22 05:39:33 +0000 UTC
The word is transient
tommy v
2024-11-22 05:07:24 +0000 UTC
Squatter*
Guillermo Gutierrez
2024-11-22 04:53:50 +0000 UTC
@12:00 Itinerant?
Zzombee
2024-11-22 03:39:44 +0000 UTC
🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸
Jay
2024-11-22 03:36:44 +0000 UTC
"Limos seem to be weak in the middle!" -Ray Kump
Moses J Diaz
2024-11-22 03:05:50 +0000 UTC
Jesus enough of the Indians helped us. When they weren’t slaughtering each other they were trying their best to kill whitey While killing each other brutally.
We fought each other for damn near 400 years and BOTH sides did horrific atrocities- a Lot.
Peaceful people my dying Ass that’s Bullshit read a history book that Isn’t modern/ woke. Fucking Hell people- ALL People have been brutal just trying to Survive since the beginning of humanity.
Aintshook
2024-11-22 02:53:13 +0000 UTC
Dude. Ray and Tim. You fucking idiots can’t enjoy the show, and know Tim and Ray accent each other.
Dr. Hugh Mungus
2024-11-22 02:51:36 +0000 UTC
10:30 the word you looking for is nomadic
Alex
2024-11-22 02:44:15 +0000 UTC
“What am I gonna do, climb a mountain? I don’t have the shoes for it.”
Will Brackett
2024-11-22 02:42:27 +0000 UTC
Tim and Ray both dropping new patreon episodes within 3 hours / like xmas morning / i came twice/ came or cummed? What’s the official past tense in the websters?
Kadmus Machupa
2024-11-22 02:04:30 +0000 UTC
Riveting conversation on Red Cross number tallies & ball point pens
Guillermo Gutierrez
2024-11-21 23:34:48 +0000 UTC
NOMADIC
Anthony Carnivale
2024-11-21 23:34:46 +0000 UTC
I love u send me pics 😘
Anthony Montana
2024-11-21 23:02:28 +0000 UTC
Hearing Ray read anything made me wish I had been killed in a car accident with my wedding party
Haley Price
2024-11-21 22:55:23 +0000 UTC
Very sorry to hear about the Chinese God Son. We wish him well.
Zachary Durkin
2024-11-21 22:39:29 +0000 UTC
Transient. I believe the word is transient.
Lisa Baird
2024-11-21 22:38:31 +0000 UTC
No shit he’s trying to get a job for the administration, let him grift
Jojo Bizzaro
2024-11-21 22:38:27 +0000 UTC
Great episode pig
Jojo Bizzaro
2024-11-21 22:37:13 +0000 UTC
What happnned to ep 267?
Brett O
2024-11-21 22:36:59 +0000 UTC
It’s so funny how censored Tim is when it comes to the trump crew. He hates talking about them negatively
Glamzaboy
2024-11-21 22:25:22 +0000 UTC
Similar origin story of Lisa’s Lounge
Castlebar
2024-11-21 22:09:03 +0000 UTC
Oh Jenn... I just might be in love with you now
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
2024-11-21 22:08:53 +0000 UTC
You typed all that out but you couldn't type the word you? YOU fuckhead
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
2024-11-21 22:07:26 +0000 UTC
Ladyboys or gypsies?
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
2024-11-21 21:57:44 +0000 UTC
Hahaha
philfarai
2024-11-21 21:55:00 +0000 UTC
It was supposed to be the best day of your life. Instead you’re on the pavement in East Meadow
Castlebar
2024-11-21 21:53:40 +0000 UTC
No i think we all already knew their the new gypsies.cause they defffffinitly dont have a viable homeland anymore:/ so in the coming decades expects caravans of Palestinians with foghting dogs traveling in busted up winnebagos. Europe thought they didntlike the travelers before, shit Now it gets funny.
C
2024-11-21 21:46:51 +0000 UTC
I think you're confusing Palestinians with gypsies
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
2024-11-21 21:41:44 +0000 UTC
That tea is lapsang souchong
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
2024-11-21 21:40:19 +0000 UTC
You're all wrong fuckheads, the word is gypsy
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
2024-11-21 21:32:41 +0000 UTC
16:00 Jesus Tim are you really already name dropping rfk?
BlassReiter1100cc
2024-11-21 21:24:34 +0000 UTC
The Chi-nee godson will be your assassin
Castlebar
2024-11-21 21:19:59 +0000 UTC
For your 40th bday it’s time to finally make it Tim and buy a house in Garden City
Castlebar
2024-11-21 21:17:29 +0000 UTC
I was gonna say lol
Roach Giggins
2024-11-21 21:08:07 +0000 UTC
Ray comparing vehicular manslaughter to an orangutan attacking a human really sums up his level of intelligence and grasp on reality. I’d rather endure the games from the “Saw” movies than hang out with that fat fuck for five minutes.
Dane Escobar
2024-11-21 20:38:16 +0000 UTC
This episode made me kill my entire family Chris Benoit-style
Hunter Biden’s Crack Pipe
2024-11-21 20:28:58 +0000 UTC
Why would you expect anything else??
Ani
2024-11-21 20:21:32 +0000 UTC
I think transient is the word you were searching for at 11:00 Tim?
DentonVisual
2024-11-21 20:20:33 +0000 UTC
I couldn’t even be mad cause the episode was so good lol
William Alton
2024-11-21 19:52:50 +0000 UTC
They just start eating towards the end wtf 😂
Conrad Schleicher
2024-11-21 18:34:32 +0000 UTC
Where is my $800 Ray?
DentonVisual
2024-11-21 18:26:57 +0000 UTC
Great episode. Please keep Ray on as much as possible Tim. We pay for Ray.
Positivity
2024-11-21 17:59:53 +0000 UTC
These episodes feel straight out of the archives great stuff Tim and Ray
sean bean
2024-11-21 17:51:48 +0000 UTC
Is Ray capable of stringing along more than 2 words together while enunciating? Tf
Andrew Wuamett
2024-11-21 17:48:42 +0000 UTC
Nooo their eating I’m done
Casey
2024-11-21 17:36:33 +0000 UTC
Take your cock out
Casey
2024-11-21 17:03:05 +0000 UTC
It’s a real knife fight out there
Jennifer Manning
2024-11-21 17:00:58 +0000 UTC
Tim will you be my godfather?
Max
2024-11-21 16:42:31 +0000 UTC
Life in the big city..
Alex Cetan
2024-11-21 16:41:05 +0000 UTC
Please cancel. Kump 2028
AOC TonguePunching Chrissy’s Buttigieg
2024-11-21 16:37:58 +0000 UTC
I love how Ray hesitated like he wasn’t going to eat that cardboard
Stanley Tweedle
2024-11-21 16:31:36 +0000 UTC
Transients
Megs
2024-11-21 16:12:53 +0000 UTC
Ray is the literal cofounder you idiot
Thomas Carrigan
2024-11-21 16:11:39 +0000 UTC
Ray is an alien from men in black and he sounds like the alien is trying to escape the human carcass
Eric Fields
2024-11-21 16:04:30 +0000 UTC
21:02 fantastic Ray noises
Jeff
2024-11-21 16:03:16 +0000 UTC
Yeah nomadic
Matt
2024-11-21 15:53:58 +0000 UTC
Love this. Thanks for the best duo in podcasting
Jaryd Potapinski
2024-11-21 15:53:51 +0000 UTC
Nomadic
Rachel Radke
2024-11-21 15:45:19 +0000 UTC
A teenager opinion on psychedelics is irrelevant
Langston Knipler
2024-11-21 15:21:54 +0000 UTC
Ray = the greatest!!
Stephen Dodd
2024-11-21 15:15:47 +0000 UTC
Kump has been fantastic, also the whole god son thing is MINT
Andrew Farquhar
2024-11-21 15:15:31 +0000 UTC
Boy, go dive into the archives and you would understand how the idea of this show was created. Tim and Ray in Ray's old car driven from NYC to Long Island and driving through taco bell at 2am. This is the show
Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)
2024-11-21 15:12:09 +0000 UTC
LISTEN TO ME , never insult Kump
Cole Frawley
2024-11-21 15:09:05 +0000 UTC
Shes a pig !!
Cole Frawley
2024-11-21 15:08:00 +0000 UTC
Keep yourself safe
Sausage McGriddle
2024-11-21 14:52:26 +0000 UTC
Ray is goat status.
Sebastian
2024-11-21 14:36:06 +0000 UTC
Surprised they've never done a mukbang (as im literally listening to them talk about Korean pop culture) haha.
Skylar Hall
2024-11-21 14:30:43 +0000 UTC
This Kump run is fucking glorious, it’s like the going to hell days, I just can’t get enough of it!
Darius Scorgie
2024-11-21 14:25:50 +0000 UTC
I want an episode where Tim and ray eat while they talk. I need them to pontificate while eating room service and Taco Bell
jhon
2024-11-21 14:25:25 +0000 UTC
Bonus #267 ??
Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)
2024-11-21 14:23:40 +0000 UTC
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc
Jenn
2024-11-21 14:19:22 +0000 UTC
Or gypsy
Jenn
2024-11-21 14:17:52 +0000 UTC
yes
jake
2024-11-21 14:16:34 +0000 UTC
TRANSIENT
Fred Kaczinski
2024-11-21 14:07:21 +0000 UTC
"They were weak"💀🤣
A. Toad (Bawk)
2024-11-21 14:01:49 +0000 UTC
It's the holidays and Papa Pig is delivering the slop 🥰
Sweet Baby Ray sauce
2024-11-21 14:00:24 +0000 UTC
Would you shut up?
Sweet Baby Ray sauce
2024-11-21 13:59:44 +0000 UTC
Ray drowned in a river crossing
Jonathan Hubai
2024-11-21 13:38:26 +0000 UTC
A nomad
Mitch Cross
2024-11-21 13:31:03 +0000 UTC
Transient
Kari
2024-11-21 13:26:50 +0000 UTC
Holy crap this one’s hilarious
Michael Fyfe
2024-11-21 13:24:45 +0000 UTC
If I wanted to listen to 2 fat people eat I’d have dinner with my wife.
James Millward
2024-11-21 13:24:24 +0000 UTC
transient
Renée Drexler
2024-11-21 12:54:22 +0000 UTC
Yes
D0ct0rG
2024-11-21 12:54:17 +0000 UTC
A vote for Tim is a vote for the people
Oscar Wild
2024-11-21 12:51:14 +0000 UTC
I’m only here for Tim and Ray. The OG shows were the best.
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
2024-11-21 12:41:58 +0000 UTC
Yess it's KKKKUMPPPPP
Rawlrar
tristan kozak
2024-11-21 12:41:13 +0000 UTC
Where is 267? 266 also isn’t in my rss feed
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
2024-11-21 12:40:56 +0000 UTC
Yes
Fart My Glue Gun
2024-11-21 12:40:04 +0000 UTC
Jeez Ray way to bring down the mood 😂
Bryan Albin
2024-11-21 12:25:43 +0000 UTC
So funny
William Alton
2024-11-21 12:22:16 +0000 UTC
No. Ray is dead weight.
BG
2024-11-21 12:18:42 +0000 UTC
Ray’s throw away quips sometimes leave me in stitches.
William Alton
2024-11-21 12:16:00 +0000 UTC
Transient*
Randy Tolson
2024-11-21 11:53:36 +0000 UTC
Popcorn now or burger king later
jimmy szatkowski
2024-11-21 11:27:48 +0000 UTC
Thank you to our porcine princes.
B_n4sty
2024-11-21 11:05:35 +0000 UTC
I think Tim needs Ray
Tim needs an audience to either laugh or volley to conversation
Ray is funny but Tim on tirades is peak
LI LOUD
2024-11-21 10:57:19 +0000 UTC
U either get it or ur a fucking retard pick one and deal with it fuckface
Anthony Montana
2024-11-21 10:40:23 +0000 UTC
Abandoning ur godson after his yuppie clout chasing parents threw their own child in the garbage by divorcing in the first place is the right move. A classy move really. U spent a lot of money on a child who couldn’t even figure out how to keep his parents together! God bless u and ur benevolent wisdom. Tim is our god emperor 🫡🇺🇸
Anthony Montana
2024-11-21 10:38:07 +0000 UTC
2024 just joined wanna be fucking scumbag. Do urself a favor buddy and consider taking a long walk into the park if u get my drift buddy ur clearly sub human scumbag
Anthony Montana
2024-11-21 10:35:09 +0000 UTC
We are alone in this wasteland, he can’t see or hear us
Mean Mike
2024-11-21 10:14:46 +0000 UTC
And he’s super smart
William Alton
2024-11-21 10:09:54 +0000 UTC
Tim and Ray are capable of hitting incredible levels of spontaneous comedy.
William Alton
2024-11-21 10:09:28 +0000 UTC
Just invite Sam Hyde to your family Thanksgiving and see what happens Tim
William Alton
2024-11-21 10:07:23 +0000 UTC
was nomad the word u were looking for tim
osushii 🍣
2024-11-21 08:38:10 +0000 UTC
I like Ray in moderation. I'm mostly here for Tim And he doesn't go off like he usually does when he has a guest.
Cory McDonald
2024-11-21 08:23:48 +0000 UTC
Tim you better stay involved w your Chinese godson’s life and not be another idiot to let him down, you massive pig.
Ani
2024-11-21 08:11:28 +0000 UTC
Agree, industry and commerce if fun. Especially banking, since the Scottish pirate William Paterson founded the Bank of England (albeit with some financial backing from the man from Maine/Mass, William Phipps with his Spanish booty - also famous for convening the Salem Witch Trial’s Court). What with the other Scottish masons, bootleggers and pirates that traded opium into China, set up the offshore money laundering machine (Hong Kong and HSBC), things have been going gangbusters ever since!
Alex Gullen
2024-11-21 08:00:32 +0000 UTC
I always wonder how much I would’ve fucked up my life if Tim was straight bc his charm & mild sociopathy in the porch days would’ve worked so well on me 💀
Ani
2024-11-21 07:57:46 +0000 UTC
Was not notified of this drop until now (midnight) and I feel robbed of slop time
Ani
2024-11-21 07:54:48 +0000 UTC
You can hear them get fatter
Bryan
2024-11-21 07:18:50 +0000 UTC
Kump Trumps Hate ✊
Dalton Galloway
2024-11-21 07:17:42 +0000 UTC
❤️ kump
Dalton Galloway
2024-11-21 07:16:19 +0000 UTC
Idk I think he’s funny. I like when him and Tim talk for some reason. He doesn’t make my laugh out loud, but I often smile at things he says. Maybe sometimes because of his voice
Nelson
2024-11-21 07:02:18 +0000 UTC
Ray is funny.
Nelson
2024-11-21 07:01:33 +0000 UTC
Ray is a scourge upon humanity!!!
Nick Combs
2024-11-21 07:00:45 +0000 UTC
L
Logan Kelley
2024-11-21 06:59:38 +0000 UTC
We are so blessed
Logan Kelley
2024-11-21 06:59:15 +0000 UTC
Nomadic 😆
Dawn Junior
2024-11-21 06:51:44 +0000 UTC
Can I get one episode without Ray? I'm going to cancel my membership because I can't stand Ray. Maybe once every now and then but I only enjoy the free content now because Ray is on here so much. Fml
Cory McDonald
2024-11-21 06:42:08 +0000 UTC
Why do people like ray? He has ruined the Patreon
Sam B
2024-11-21 06:02:45 +0000 UTC
Your Godsons parents are getting divorced?? Need the lore. Somebody spill the tea
philfarai
2024-11-21 05:59:43 +0000 UTC
I have strong fat, not like you. You’re disgusting fat. You will never be beautiful like me
Mr. Dillon
2024-11-21 05:54:25 +0000 UTC
Totally spoiled with Ray
Poutine
2024-11-21 05:48:08 +0000 UTC
Tim is so fat
Bryan
2024-11-21 05:40:13 +0000 UTC
Give me 267
Austin F
2024-11-21 05:11:30 +0000 UTC
This
philfarai
2024-11-21 05:11:11 +0000 UTC
That was the episode with drunk Kamala
Josh Bartlett
2024-11-21 05:06:17 +0000 UTC
The show is originally Kump you moron
Thomas Carrigan
2024-11-21 05:06:10 +0000 UTC
Please bring back kump permanently
Thomas Carrigan
2024-11-21 05:05:29 +0000 UTC
GAS DIGITAL IS BACK BABY
Thomas Carrigan
2024-11-21 05:05:01 +0000 UTC
The ice cream and popcorn bit, I'll do anything, and I mean anything.
I'll lube up and get freaky at the diddy party
Josh Bartlett
2024-11-21 05:04:12 +0000 UTC
My God, I absolutely love love when Tim and Ray make each other laugh their fucking asses off. I know laughter is contagious, but this stuff gives me 100% pure joy.
Ryan Krause
2024-11-21 04:54:01 +0000 UTC
I will fall asleep this evening with Raymond’s sweet voice in my ears, and Tim’s wisdom indoctrinating my brain.
Sam
2024-11-21 04:44:48 +0000 UTC
The words transients and transiense u philistine lol
C
2024-11-21 04:42:32 +0000 UTC
The word is “transient” not mobile or shifty lol Tim the transient tranny
Dan O'Hara
2024-11-21 04:38:53 +0000 UTC
Listen….listen to me!!
Dino Fonz
2024-11-21 04:24:03 +0000 UTC
#267.. where?
Frankie
2024-11-21 04:22:52 +0000 UTC
My god, you’re giving the people what they really want Pig!
Dino Fonz
2024-11-21 04:22:45 +0000 UTC
Your dumb buddy this was the original show and it’s coming back with a fuxking bang. Get lost if you don’t enjoy Kump fag
TNF Chris Uchiha
2024-11-21 04:21:18 +0000 UTC
You are actually retarded Ben and Tim together was the renaissance. But this duo is the original golden age on tim Dillons going to hell. Fake fan fr
TNF Chris Uchiha
2024-11-21 04:20:01 +0000 UTC
Lishen to me!!! Keep Kump on every Patreon!!!
Sean
2024-11-21 04:19:08 +0000 UTC
Nomadic..
Jake Secrest
2024-11-21 04:16:09 +0000 UTC
Tim if you don’t notice me I will unsubscribe eventually
2 chainz
2024-11-21 04:13:31 +0000 UTC
Kump Dillon 2028. Plz pig masters lol:3
C
2024-11-21 04:12:49 +0000 UTC
Great goodness it’s a thanksgiving miracle!! I live in oregon and Tim has become my role model, muse and singular purpose and this just makes my day ESPECIALLY with the great and mighty Ray Kump !!!!
BlueWizard
2024-11-21 04:12:35 +0000 UTC
Maybe Ben was right.
James Danchus
2024-11-21 04:08:56 +0000 UTC
Tim’s personal life is weird
James Danchus
2024-11-21 04:07:57 +0000 UTC
This is a funny show
Fishing4aHotDog
2024-11-21 04:06:21 +0000 UTC
Please kys you og comedy fan
Oscar Delgado
2024-11-21 04:03:00 +0000 UTC
Garbage, those days with Ben, the golden age. When comedians laugh at their own jokes (like this episode) you know it’s over! 🗑️🚮
Kuame
2024-11-21 03:53:38 +0000 UTC
Popcorn now... or burger King later? I love these choices because other then opioids nothing in this world has made me vomit more then popcorn and burger king. 😆
Sean Guest
2024-11-21 03:53:00 +0000 UTC
Ray has ruined this show, used to be that intelligent people found this show funny. Now it’s trash, no different from any other clown show. I have to watch at 1.5 speed and cancelled my membership. This is stupid, kids…when you discover something great (especially rare talent) keep it to yourself, yokels will dilute it eventually if you let them know.
Kuame
2024-11-21 03:52:06 +0000 UTC
Love to you from Oregon Brodi
Barry-O
2024-11-21 03:52:01 +0000 UTC
Made my night, Tim! Thank you🩵
A. Toad (Bawk)
2024-11-21 03:49:09 +0000 UTC
Tim sounds depressed....... don't worry we are too that's why we listen
Seth Hollinsworth
2024-11-21 03:34:02 +0000 UTC
Kump
Cole
2024-11-21 03:18:10 +0000 UTC
Big and Bigger at it again
G B
2024-11-21 03:17:25 +0000 UTC
See you in oxnard pig
Sean-Riley Burns
2024-11-21 03:16:41 +0000 UTC
KUMP.
Brennan
2024-11-21 03:14:48 +0000 UTC
Shut your mouth pig.
Jeffrey Epstein's Underground Lair
2024-11-21 03:11:41 +0000 UTC
Bad luck they have, those people 🤣
Daniel
2024-11-21 03:08:52 +0000 UTC
Hello Tim,
Thank you.
listener
2024-11-21 03:05:38 +0000 UTC
Either launch a new pod with Ray or stop having him on every episode please
Jason Pourne
2024-11-21 03:04:33 +0000 UTC
When Tim laughs before Ray even says anything 👌🏽
CoreyDiditAgain
2024-11-21 03:01:04 +0000 UTC
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for Tim and Ray. They have provided me with so many lolz over the past few years.
Best regards,
Mike
Mike N
2024-11-21 02:58:59 +0000 UTC
When ray said “that’s telling maybe” I just out laughing. He probably was fucking the dog
Ferragamo Falcon
2024-11-21 02:56:46 +0000 UTC
I want the rothchilds, even tho i am not on that tier and i dont intend to
Luis Felipe Sauvalle Torres
2024-11-21 02:56:28 +0000 UTC
Hahaha Tim disowning his God son was so fucking predictable
John
2024-11-21 02:55:10 +0000 UTC
Bring back Ray permanently
Nick B
2024-11-21 02:54:39 +0000 UTC
Our King Pig is back !!
Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)
2024-11-21 02:53:15 +0000 UTC
What was #267, im poor. Sorry
Jax
2024-11-21 02:51:53 +0000 UTC
Always good to hear from the Secretary and under Secretary of the Interior
James
2024-11-21 02:51:40 +0000 UTC
Since the new producer, the volume is always too low. Let’s get the volume back to where it should be
Dim Tillon
2024-11-21 02:50:50 +0000 UTC
This nigga never does em anymore, he’s lazy
Dim Tillon
2024-11-21 02:49:51 +0000 UTC
This is a hilarious podcast
Fat JC
2024-11-21 02:49:00 +0000 UTC
Where the hell is the Rothschild's episodes. Fake business
Chad D
2024-11-21 02:46:09 +0000 UTC
Keep em kumping
Beau Biden
2024-11-21 02:45:06 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣
Dick Olson III
2024-11-21 02:44:21 +0000 UTC
Good. Was a bad look for you. I think you’re more of a chain kind of guy.
Just kidding I’m gay.
Jeff
2024-11-21 02:43:37 +0000 UTC
Ray is 2.5 Tims large
herbius derbius
2024-11-21 02:42:12 +0000 UTC
Let’s fucking gooo Ray marathon all the way
MushroomPilot
2024-11-21 02:41:55 +0000 UTC
Yay now I can get this noose off my neck. 🤣
Dick Olson III
2024-11-21 02:41:34 +0000 UTC
By my calculations Mr. Dillon owes us 7 hours of videos.
We should audit him. No more Rolls Royces
Disabled Penguin
2024-11-21 02:41:23 +0000 UTC
I'm gay. Thanks fag. You're fat
Frontside shitslide
2024-11-21 02:40:45 +0000 UTC
A snake sucking it's own dick. Far out man.
Frontside shitslide
2024-11-21 02:40:04 +0000 UTC
First comment let's go
J. K. Rowling
2024-11-21 02:39:59 +0000 UTC
That's fake business baby.
Frontside shitslide
2024-11-21 02:39:46 +0000 UTC
The new Mayor of Palm Beach
Mike Jones
2024-11-21 02:39:13 +0000 UTC
What in gods name does someone named Benjamin Burney know about comedy that could possibly be better than ray kump (Kump 2028).
Chris chonk
2024-11-21 02:39:08 +0000 UTC
Is Ray that fat?
Cody Moravits
2024-11-21 02:39:04 +0000 UTC
clearly you're paying for the wrong patreon
herbius derbius
2024-11-21 02:38:26 +0000 UTC
😂 😂😂😂😂
Hector Rivero
2024-11-21 02:38:25 +0000 UTC
where is #267?
Norton
2024-11-21 02:38:19 +0000 UTC
Please work out tim we need you too live a very long time ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hector Rivero
2024-11-21 02:37:44 +0000 UTC
If I wanted to listen to Ray I'd pay for his Patreon?
Mr. Smith
2024-11-21 02:37:19 +0000 UTC
I like to close my eyes and imagine two beached whales having a conversation...
herbius derbius
2024-11-21 02:37:14 +0000 UTC
I'm still holding out hope for a Rothschild.
Disabled Penguin
2024-11-21 02:37:10 +0000 UTC
I love youuu
Hector Rivero
2024-11-21 02:36:58 +0000 UTC
I only dabble in Tim’s patreon. When did Ray become a staple and why? Ruins it for me. Put Ray behind a camera and give paying members video?
Benjamin Burney
2024-11-21 02:36:43 +0000 UTC
SLOP SLOP SLOP FEED SLOP TO MY FACE
wtf
2024-11-21 02:36:33 +0000 UTC
o thank ye for yon bountiful slop
Jaxon Emery
2024-11-21 02:36:21 +0000 UTC
Guinea Pig
Luke Dautel
2024-11-21 02:34:55 +0000 UTC
Wtf
Mr. Smith
2024-11-21 02:34:52 +0000 UTC
Tim’s sweet voice penetrating my ears is just what I needed to relax before bed
AT143
2024-11-21 02:34:12 +0000 UTC
Please check out Benjamin Studebaker's "The Way is shut" think it would seriously bolster everything you do. love you guys.
mark kuchonowski
2024-11-21 02:34:08 +0000 UTC
Need you to show cheeks like Mike for the holidays please and thank you
Susan Sarandon
2024-11-21 02:33:49 +0000 UTC
Head and shoulders tattoo
Delyn Kirstein
2024-11-21 02:33:36 +0000 UTC
Thank you pappi
Jacob Fordham
2024-11-21 02:33:23 +0000 UTC
Where 267?
AOC TonguePunching Chrissy’s Buttigieg
2024-11-21 02:33:20 +0000 UTC
Pigs…..time to feast.
Tom Meyer
2024-11-21 02:33:20 +0000 UTC
Yesss
Jacob Fordham
2024-11-21 02:33:18 +0000 UTC
The only thing holding ray back from getting a neck tattoo, is him having no neck.
Delyn Kirstein
2024-11-21 02:33:15 +0000 UTC
VIVA KUMP
A
2024-11-21 02:33:13 +0000 UTC
God I love these little piglets.
Koko97
2024-11-21 02:33:12 +0000 UTC
I will eat my slop happily
AT143
2024-11-21 02:33:10 +0000 UTC
TY dad for multiple drops. I know I am going to give this a BOOM!
Motts
2024-11-21 02:33:08 +0000 UTC
Early warlord gets the kids
General Consensus
2024-11-21 02:32:53 +0000 UTC
Thank God; let the pigs eat NOW
OC_Treon
2024-11-21 02:32:52 +0000 UTC
Nice new episode. Hope he talks about the end of an empire again 😁
Will
2024-11-21 02:32:48 +0000 UTC
Blessed
bmp010
2024-11-21 02:32:46 +0000 UTC
Thanks for being on time. We don’t want to have to yell at you. But it’s business. Fake business. Comes with the territory
Gugardo Mumundo
2024-11-21 02:32:36 +0000 UTC
Great day for something like this Tim
Matthew
2024-11-21 02:32:35 +0000 UTC
Thanks fat slobs
Emerson Powell
2024-11-21 02:32:33 +0000 UTC
Ray has died from dysentery we wish him well
James Jepsen
2024-11-21 02:32:33 +0000 UTC
This is truly full circle from the Pizza Hut buffet EP.
Koko97
2024-11-21 02:32:33 +0000 UTC
Ray Kump makes me so happy
Daniel Levay
2024-11-21 02:32:06 +0000 UTC
Oregon here representing.
GayRetard360noscope
2024-11-21 02:32:05 +0000 UTC
The new Archives, u better be paying Ray and keep them coming pig!
Yannis papa deez nuts in your mouth
2024-11-21 02:31:50 +0000 UTC
Gay. First.
Bill Reynolds
2024-11-21 02:31:49 +0000 UTC
Let's go oregon checking in
Kevin
2024-11-21 02:31:24 +0000 UTC
Damn Tim, I JUST got caught up on the eps I missed on vacation between you and MSSP. You’re on a roll😂
Lucas Sure
2024-11-21 02:24:08 +0000 UTC