Bonus #266 - The Angry Farmer (ft. Ray Kump)
Added 2024-11-15 03:15:59 +0000 UTC
Tim talks with Ray about Trump’s cabinet picks, chocolate, Palm Beach, Americans’ distrust, Katie Porter, eating food at the pool, burning down the party and staying late at work.
Rush Kump 4L
Tyler McCarthy
2025-01-30 08:07:08 +0000 UTC
RAY ALL DAY. KEEP RAY FOREVER AND I'LL ALWAYS PAY.
Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son
2025-01-12 20:17:48 +0000 UTC
Angry Farmer 2028
Theo
2024-12-19 05:37:12 +0000 UTC
Good episode
HummerEV96
2024-12-06 23:23:00 +0000 UTC
Sorry for the History Hyenas name 😅
AboveAverageLengthBelowAverageGirth itswhatitis
2024-12-05 17:01:56 +0000 UTC
Love ya Timmy but make no mistake . . . Disrespect Mista Pottah one more time and I might have to tuck it back 😤
AboveAverageLengthBelowAverageGirth itswhatitis
2024-12-05 17:01:30 +0000 UTC
I’m a farmer. And MY daughter’s trans. 🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
G B
2024-12-05 05:19:49 +0000 UTC
I don’t know either way, man; I’ve only been there twice. Though I’m sure they would disagree with you.
Dane Escobar
2024-11-29 19:29:14 +0000 UTC
You are a fucking retard. Save your patreon money & fix your retard teeth.
Langston Knipler
2024-11-29 19:28:30 +0000 UTC
Ray sounds like someone who is ranting in English, but English is their second language, and is tenuous at best.
Dane Escobar
2024-11-29 19:28:01 +0000 UTC
You are a fucking retard
Langston Knipler
2024-11-29 19:27:24 +0000 UTC
Nebraska is irrelevant
Langston Knipler
2024-11-29 19:26:13 +0000 UTC
Exactly me too 😂
Roy
2024-11-28 00:49:13 +0000 UTC
“New dates.” You cancelled Omaha twice.
Dane Escobar
2024-11-27 23:08:40 +0000 UTC
ray is great
Samer Shkoukani
2024-11-27 22:47:15 +0000 UTC
WE LOVE RAY!!
Matt
2024-11-25 07:40:33 +0000 UTC
I disagree kump is the best
Matt
2024-11-25 07:39:29 +0000 UTC
Listentomeh, I’m beh, I know comedy capeesh?
Joe French
2024-11-25 02:11:06 +0000 UTC
Think again
Joe French
2024-11-25 02:10:32 +0000 UTC
I also feel like he dumbs down the talks when Ray is on.
Monica B
2024-11-24 18:27:33 +0000 UTC
I 100% agree. Staring to prefer his normal YT episodes
Monica B
2024-11-24 18:26:49 +0000 UTC
I don’t know if I’m the only one that feels this way but I wish Tim would do more solo episodes on here instead of always having ray. Ray adds incoherent bumbling at best and breaks up the rants which make Tim great. Unfortunately I am going to cancel after this month.. 2 months all ray is way too much
RyanBottens
2024-11-24 02:59:05 +0000 UTC
Garbage take
CLWN.WRLD
2024-11-22 00:51:11 +0000 UTC
The country can't be dumb enough to elect Oprah
CLWN.WRLD
2024-11-22 00:50:32 +0000 UTC
Lmao musk is a white South African, nothing diverse about that
Choked a tute with Father bills skin flute
2024-11-21 17:46:07 +0000 UTC
Hoping Ray goes off about mayonnaise sandwiches again
Gerald
2024-11-21 15:36:49 +0000 UTC
Ray episodes are the best!
Stephen Dodd
2024-11-21 15:15:23 +0000 UTC
I think it's JD Vance vs Pete or Gavin in 28... Might have 12 years of Republican president, with a lot of split ticket voting. Michelle is always a threat if she decides she wants it. Oprah even.
David Hamilton
2024-11-20 16:30:22 +0000 UTC
Then cancel
kumpoxone101
2024-11-20 12:37:44 +0000 UTC
Best part of the chimpkin
Jack Vandelay
2024-11-20 10:19:45 +0000 UTC
KUMP and RFK on the same pod
Blender Bottle
2024-11-20 06:35:35 +0000 UTC
So many people on here paying for funny who wouldn’t know funny if it fucked them
in the ass.
Langston Knipler
2024-11-20 00:09:00 +0000 UTC
No more of Ray. It’s over, over and done. Capeesh?
b
2024-11-20 00:01:10 +0000 UTC
so i listened to both these patterns yesterday, and the free one today. and jesus christ when your solo it’s WAYYY funnier. no offense to ray but plz do some patreon solo too
whippin
2024-11-19 12:24:02 +0000 UTC
Are you the grabster?
Mark Hudak
2024-11-19 11:42:05 +0000 UTC
We can shit in your mouth. Open it up baby.
Mathew
2024-11-19 09:25:28 +0000 UTC
So I've been reading about phytoestrogens in Cannabis. Our friend Theo Von discusses drug induced homosexuality ( particular acts is what we're looking at) and while the bachanallian rush of strong stimulants can quickly plunge one into a lower kingdom (temporarily), I think we have to consider the long, subtle tap-a-tap-tapping of daily Cannabis use sans any holitistic physical and spiritual training and the effects this has on our sexual integration.
Case Study: Me.
I will not apologize for the run-on sentences. I joined a gym this month, bitches.
Smalllightstillhere
2024-11-19 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
The two ton clowns talking about not poisoning kids and moving around is ironic
essentialworker
2024-11-19 04:16:06 +0000 UTC
Who was going to break what is the question!?
Neil Osmond
2024-11-19 03:09:50 +0000 UTC
Be gone
vmh17177
2024-11-19 01:31:00 +0000 UTC
Read that in tims accent
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-11-18 21:58:24 +0000 UTC
🔥🔥🔥🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
micah vance
2024-11-18 21:17:47 +0000 UTC
Some episodes I can tolerate Ray, other episodes I want nothing more than the worlds largest Twinkie to get lodged in his throat
Vandy-B
2024-11-18 17:08:49 +0000 UTC
CHERYLLLLLLL we need to replace the Fluoride in the water with Ivermectiiiiinnnnn
M C
2024-11-18 17:02:20 +0000 UTC
Can we get a Roman History miniseries? Ray always drops little factoids and would love to be taught Hellenistic history through a Kump Dillon lens.
William Alton
2024-11-18 16:48:12 +0000 UTC
2 patreons same day?
whippin
2024-11-18 15:30:57 +0000 UTC
Dang it.. now I have to go back and listen to the part about how she shouldn't have followed her husband
Kevin
2024-11-18 14:49:51 +0000 UTC
More kump indeed
Mathew
2024-11-18 12:01:07 +0000 UTC
“I’m not nostalgic about much, this is why I’m a fat demon, but I like that mug” 😂
William Alton
2024-11-18 09:25:14 +0000 UTC
Keep John Mayer’s name out of Ray’s mouth !!! 👋
Nick Palance Show
2024-11-18 03:14:08 +0000 UTC
Hey Matt, thats so awesome
Jonjo Kavanagh
2024-11-18 02:27:28 +0000 UTC
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DB9sdXloh88/?igsh=MTdzeDluM2xocXB3NQ==
Warren
2024-11-17 23:58:38 +0000 UTC
Did you know that 13% of Dogs commit almost half of all the Dog crime each year?
Christian Glen
2024-11-17 23:45:25 +0000 UTC
“Breathe in, breathe out” amen 🙏
Jenn
2024-11-17 20:34:24 +0000 UTC
I need Tim to read this book, "The Way Is Shut" by benjamin studebaker. very good at describing american politics in a way no other book ive come across has. very depressing book.
mark kuchonowski
2024-11-17 20:29:26 +0000 UTC
So tired of hearing Ray's sloppy voice. I would have already cancelled this subscription if it wasn't for the Sephora episode. I only keep the subscription in hopes that he does another good monologue like that.
MATT GRABOWSKI
2024-11-17 18:23:38 +0000 UTC
😂😂😂
Alex Strat
2024-11-17 14:10:05 +0000 UTC
Press Secretary Dillon in an ill-fitted suit and tie:
“Look, what do you think this is? Life in the big city.”
Blender Bottle
2024-11-17 08:29:47 +0000 UTC
Katie Taylor v Tim Dillon hell in a cell Netflix special
Judges Tana Mongeau and Ray
Emilia Tessaro
2024-11-17 06:30:48 +0000 UTC
More kump
Chris Derkatch
2024-11-17 05:52:12 +0000 UTC
Iran will develop AGI and the AI will immediately decide to nuke Israel #WeWishThemWell
Gugardo Mumundo
2024-11-17 04:38:34 +0000 UTC
Not showing up in my RSS feed
Justin Normandy
2024-11-17 03:28:19 +0000 UTC
Same
Justin Normandy
2024-11-17 03:27:21 +0000 UTC
ray rules
Sam Ryan
2024-11-17 02:47:40 +0000 UTC
DELIVER THE BOOK, TIM. DELIIIIIIVERRR THE BOOOOK
Gugardo Mumundo
2024-11-16 23:05:20 +0000 UTC
At least these next 4 years we should get our episodes on time 👌#Trump
Alex M
2024-11-16 22:14:24 +0000 UTC
I doubt anyone on Tim's team reads these comments, but this might be America in a nutshell as he always talks about. I can't stop fucking laughing.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCckpYVq7gr/?igsh=aXd5eXQyem0xdXJk
Johnny Handsome
2024-11-16 21:12:19 +0000 UTC
Why is ray talking about healthy eating ?
Mike
2024-11-16 20:32:00 +0000 UTC
“Palm beach is the most important city in the world”
Jake Kugelman
2024-11-16 19:48:27 +0000 UTC
Love when ray is on like the old show
Blake Smith
2024-11-16 16:49:29 +0000 UTC
Literally the only thing I could think about…
Rtan
2024-11-16 14:13:35 +0000 UTC
remember a while back when tim said the late 80s / early 90s were coming back? it's happening 🙏🏼
Chelsearose Costa
2024-11-16 13:36:00 +0000 UTC
Funny listening to two fat slobs bad mouth Hershey chocolate.
Jon Udell
2024-11-16 13:23:31 +0000 UTC
CIA is not working for Nestle. This Tulsi pick was wildly inappropriate
M Rocha
2024-11-16 12:58:39 +0000 UTC
Yo I just tried putting it on 0.5x speed and it’s really funny hearing Tim talk like that hahaha try it
$10 Hoagie
2024-11-16 12:30:22 +0000 UTC
hes a fat slob and never funny.
Jacob Hiltz
2024-11-16 12:27:41 +0000 UTC
thats what being 900lbs and lazy will do
Jacob Hiltz
2024-11-16 12:26:35 +0000 UTC
This isn’t in my podcast rss feed
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
2024-11-16 10:37:21 +0000 UTC
Do these guys ever not talk about food?😂
RAC 17
2024-11-16 09:54:39 +0000 UTC
You’ll learn to love the Kump. It’s the classic Kump cycle.
hate -> tolerate -> can’t get enough KUMP
Blender Bottle
2024-11-16 09:06:21 +0000 UTC
I think it’s time for Tim to move the show to palm beach . It’s seasonally and culturally appropriate honestly. Now more than ever ..
BlueWizard
2024-11-16 08:04:27 +0000 UTC
Ray is why I’m here
Torin Newlands
2024-11-16 05:13:51 +0000 UTC
unsub
B_n4sty
2024-11-16 04:50:36 +0000 UTC
KUMP! KUMP! KUMP!
Roy
2024-11-16 04:43:06 +0000 UTC
Tim please make a “how to navigate the holidays conversation guide 2024” episode. America needs your wisdom
Barhan
2024-11-16 03:44:15 +0000 UTC
Is Tim not doing Rothschild episodes anymore? I haven’t had one since April. Does anyone know?
Elizabeth Patterson
2024-11-16 02:34:38 +0000 UTC
Deal with it
B K
2024-11-16 02:31:46 +0000 UTC
Ray is constantly on one of the most popular shows in America, and is not that famous or successful himself. He is the Brendan Schaub of the Tim Dillon universe.
Christian Glen
2024-11-16 01:45:36 +0000 UTC
My trough has overrunneth with mirth
Lovey
2024-11-16 01:27:09 +0000 UTC
Hell of an episode Tim, been listening since 2019 and this is top notch
theirishwonderjr
2024-11-16 01:26:01 +0000 UTC
Jesus I’m gonna send rfk to your house
david
2024-11-16 00:55:22 +0000 UTC
Guys speak the fuck up I can’t hear you in my phone speaker but I can in my Fox News. Get your fat ass mouths open or get rid of your cheap sound equipment
david
2024-11-16 00:55:11 +0000 UTC
Get Trisha on the pod!!
Imogen
2024-11-16 00:32:55 +0000 UTC
👯♂️🤝
Muffuletta
2024-11-16 00:11:46 +0000 UTC
In the pit.
Koko97
2024-11-16 00:07:34 +0000 UTC
Wait what ? Thank you Mr. Press Secretary
Koko97
2024-11-16 00:06:36 +0000 UTC
If you laughed at “I love a Mr Goodbar” - we are friends
CoreyDiditAgain
2024-11-16 00:05:41 +0000 UTC
Party at Sue Belle’s!
You
2024-11-15 23:08:05 +0000 UTC
We blessed
vmh17177
2024-11-15 22:13:04 +0000 UTC
Tim Dillon for senator of satire.
Cabz
2024-11-15 21:46:37 +0000 UTC
Vic, please jump off of a bridge or walk in front of a moving car. Thank you. I do not wish you well
A
2024-11-15 21:04:52 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Pig. I specifically joined your patreon just to tell you happy birthday. Now I'm going to cancel my subscription. ;-)
BlassReiter1100cc
2024-11-15 21:04:08 +0000 UTC
If rfk doesn’t launch a full investigation into the cdc and fda he’s also a crook. And tulsi is a part of Klaus Schwab’s young global leaders program.
Jose
2024-11-15 21:04:06 +0000 UTC
wrong
Kelly Hays
2024-11-15 21:02:58 +0000 UTC
you're going to the rfk camps for that
Kelly Hays
2024-11-15 21:02:38 +0000 UTC
I love every episode with Ray ❤️ just like the good ol’ days
Evan OBrien
2024-11-15 20:44:48 +0000 UTC
I hope during your next special jfk jr. An trump come out An you suck them off. Jeez
Jas Gen
2024-11-15 20:44:34 +0000 UTC
If I listen to archived episodes does he ever get funny?
Vic
2024-11-15 20:42:40 +0000 UTC
Tim Dillon for speaker would be the greatest thing ever
James Jepsen
2024-11-15 20:27:38 +0000 UTC
He is an og Vic. Respect the legend
David Montana
2024-11-15 20:25:39 +0000 UTC
Tim Dillon is my Roman Empire.
Hannah
2024-11-15 19:59:12 +0000 UTC
Illegals in construction usually make the most money out of all Illegals. Specifically guys who've been here for around 10 years or more, speak English, and work in smaller crews. Recent migrants working in corporate crews, large industrial plants, and culinary services are the workforce that'll leave the most economic impact. Corporations will invest in automation instead of giving citizens a respectable wage to replace the workforce.
Ben Smokin
2024-11-15 19:56:16 +0000 UTC
I’m a new Patreon listener and this ray dude is annoying
Vic
2024-11-15 19:47:50 +0000 UTC
I'm a general contractor and most of these guys are planning to go back anyway. They all have property in their home countries and send trucks, cars down there regularly. No matter what they are gonna leave at some point
Financial Foundation
2024-11-15 19:37:11 +0000 UTC
Must be new round here, ray is the only reason we're here!
Sgt Slapnuts
2024-11-15 19:33:43 +0000 UTC
You couldn't be more wrong Jeff
Jackdacandlestick
2024-11-15 19:28:40 +0000 UTC
You casual
Jackdacandlestick
2024-11-15 19:28:31 +0000 UTC
fuck me in my cock Tim Dillon you’ve done it again!
Susan Sarandon
2024-11-15 18:52:11 +0000 UTC
No but I'd say millions of illegals are Mexican. U.S. will also offload all Illegals of South American origin into the Mexican government's hands. Trump's administration will likely heavily interrogate illegals from asia and the middle east.
Ben Smokin
2024-11-15 17:08:24 +0000 UTC
I’m sure he’d rather blow something else
Oscar Delgado
2024-11-15 16:59:47 +0000 UTC
Kys
Oscar Delgado
2024-11-15 16:59:35 +0000 UTC
You pig not all illegals are Mexican 🤣
Oscar Delgado
2024-11-15 16:56:53 +0000 UTC
I have a feeling U.S. and Mexico relations will sour immensely with these mass deportations. The economy will likely trend downward in the beginning of Trumps administration with the combination of tariffs and removal of cheap labor. Perfect opportunity for an adversary like China to be buddy buddy with Mexico. Mexico would benefit tremendously militarily and economically with BRICS nations.
Ben Smokin
2024-11-15 16:46:38 +0000 UTC
Keeping ray on is costing you money.. just saying
Jeffrey Middleton
2024-11-15 16:45:45 +0000 UTC
Must be delayed, Karoline Leavitt is press secretary. Solid pick
Jake
2024-11-15 16:20:07 +0000 UTC
“I’m a fat demon” we worship a self aware diety!!
Ani
2024-11-15 16:11:55 +0000 UTC
Feeding the masses
Laddah 14 into the tunnels
2024-11-15 16:04:41 +0000 UTC
Your name 😂🙌
Wes Lawrence
2024-11-15 16:03:27 +0000 UTC
First time listening to patreon for this pod. Who is the retarded child joining Tim
Bigdongkong69
2024-11-15 15:57:58 +0000 UTC
Two Kumps in one week, Dillon is blowing my mind lol
Matthew soto
2024-11-15 15:51:28 +0000 UTC
Thank you oh honorable pigs!
Alex Cetan
2024-11-15 15:28:57 +0000 UTC
People complaining about the sound, stop outing yourselves for having earbuds from Five Below.
Chuck Shartz
2024-11-15 15:11:29 +0000 UTC
I unsubbed for a year but checked back and saw lots of new ray and came back like the cuck I am
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
2024-11-15 14:37:52 +0000 UTC
It’s like that little squirt of cum after a big load on your belly
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
2024-11-15 14:37:00 +0000 UTC
LIS.. LISSEN TA MEY 💦
George Chauvin
2024-11-15 13:18:38 +0000 UTC
Two!?
WickedLobstah
2024-11-15 13:12:46 +0000 UTC
A Non-Christmas Miracle?
Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)
2024-11-15 12:59:37 +0000 UTC
Tim knows his Old Audience have been wanting this for a while now🔥 Good Job Pig!
Jay
2024-11-15 12:43:00 +0000 UTC
Getz was blackmailed by the fbi for 25 million. He talked to tucker about it
Colin Mckernon
2024-11-15 12:42:35 +0000 UTC
🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸
Jay
2024-11-15 12:41:52 +0000 UTC
It’s weird hearing the news talk about 2028, Didn’t america just vote to end democracy? I thought we were getting an authoritarian dictatorship, did the news lie to us this whole time?
Mike Jones
2024-11-15 12:24:40 +0000 UTC
What's up kump gang
Victor Ramos
2024-11-15 12:07:59 +0000 UTC
I hope Tim gives kump half the patreon moolah. I'm subscribed only for kump
Victor Ramos
2024-11-15 12:07:49 +0000 UTC
So happy about RFK
jana
2024-11-15 10:29:21 +0000 UTC
Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts
Feeeaaassst
Emilia Tessaro
2024-11-15 08:55:28 +0000 UTC
Could it be?!?!?!
Dr.Zoidberg
2024-11-15 08:15:40 +0000 UTC
Daddy’s home
Jeff
2024-11-15 06:28:12 +0000 UTC
He was born to be a press secretary
Jeff
2024-11-15 06:26:25 +0000 UTC
Dark Green, Bright Red, Gore Vidal book
Lovey
2024-11-15 05:55:50 +0000 UTC
Holy shit four hours of slop. It’s a good day pigs
Matt Petters
2024-11-15 05:53:39 +0000 UTC
This pig better be press secretary or director of the cia or we will be left with no choice but to revolt against the great and fearless leader
Jacob Fordham
2024-11-15 05:52:50 +0000 UTC
All the feels. Mmmm.
Lovey
2024-11-15 05:50:52 +0000 UTC
Tim for Trump’s White House press secretary
Jack O'Brien
2024-11-15 05:48:30 +0000 UTC
Yes.
Tyler Sloan
2024-11-15 05:39:36 +0000 UTC
My nickel
Bad As Can
2024-11-15 05:36:48 +0000 UTC
Shit better be two hours
Bryan
2024-11-15 05:23:31 +0000 UTC
Fucking killed me with the Uncrustable joke.
Jeff
2024-11-15 05:02:54 +0000 UTC
Ray is actually back for good Jesus has risen
Yannis papa deez nuts in your mouth
2024-11-15 05:00:37 +0000 UTC
Travis fucked up when can we start to threaten him
Oscar Delgado
2024-11-15 04:53:47 +0000 UTC
Also more books and less films just in general* for christ the markets saturated enough.
C
2024-11-15 04:24:01 +0000 UTC
And can we all agree none of these holds up,books are king and no more film adaptions of any book ever again plz it dulls the senses:/
C
2024-11-15 04:23:14 +0000 UTC
is it just me or does kump sound IDENTICAL to kevin james?
Taylor
2024-11-15 04:15:10 +0000 UTC
🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸
Jay
2024-11-15 03:54:59 +0000 UTC
Nvrm its not its fresh audio. Feed me that slop daddy:3
C
2024-11-15 03:32:53 +0000 UTC
Im worried hes being a sneaky piggy and its just chopped up audio cause he already gave us 2hrs lol:/
C
2024-11-15 03:31:01 +0000 UTC
WTH is this blessing of a double drop day. Maybe you do care after all🤔
Ayden Mitchell
2024-11-15 03:22:28 +0000 UTC
Ready for Timmie
Magic Powers
2024-11-15 03:20:52 +0000 UTC