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Bonus #266 - The Angry Farmer (ft. Ray Kump)

Tim talks with Ray about Trump’s cabinet picks, chocolate, Palm Beach, Americans’ distrust, Katie Porter, eating food at the pool, burning down the party and staying late at work.

Bonus #266 - The Angry Farmer (ft. Ray Kump) Bonus #266 - The Angry Farmer (ft. Ray Kump)

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Rush Kump 4L

Tyler McCarthy

RAY ALL DAY. KEEP RAY FOREVER AND I'LL ALWAYS PAY.

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

Angry Farmer 2028

Theo

Good episode

HummerEV96

Sorry for the History Hyenas name 😅

AboveAverageLengthBelowAverageGirth itswhatitis

Love ya Timmy but make no mistake . . . Disrespect Mista Pottah one more time and I might have to tuck it back 😤

AboveAverageLengthBelowAverageGirth itswhatitis

I’m a farmer. And MY daughter’s trans. 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

G B

I don’t know either way, man; I’ve only been there twice. Though I’m sure they would disagree with you.

Dane Escobar

You are a fucking retard. Save your patreon money & fix your retard teeth.

Langston Knipler

Ray sounds like someone who is ranting in English, but English is their second language, and is tenuous at best.

Dane Escobar

You are a fucking retard

Langston Knipler

Nebraska is irrelevant

Langston Knipler

Exactly me too 😂

Roy

“New dates.” You cancelled Omaha twice.

Dane Escobar

ray is great

Samer Shkoukani

WE LOVE RAY!!

Matt

I disagree kump is the best

Matt

Listentomeh, I’m beh, I know comedy capeesh?

Joe French

Think again

Joe French

I also feel like he dumbs down the talks when Ray is on.

Monica B

I 100% agree. Staring to prefer his normal YT episodes

Monica B

I don’t know if I’m the only one that feels this way but I wish Tim would do more solo episodes on here instead of always having ray. Ray adds incoherent bumbling at best and breaks up the rants which make Tim great. Unfortunately I am going to cancel after this month.. 2 months all ray is way too much

RyanBottens

Garbage take

CLWN.WRLD

The country can't be dumb enough to elect Oprah

CLWN.WRLD

Lmao musk is a white South African, nothing diverse about that

Choked a tute with Father bills skin flute

Hoping Ray goes off about mayonnaise sandwiches again

Gerald

Ray episodes are the best!

Stephen Dodd

I think it's JD Vance vs Pete or Gavin in 28... Might have 12 years of Republican president, with a lot of split ticket voting. Michelle is always a threat if she decides she wants it. Oprah even.

David Hamilton

Then cancel

kumpoxone101

Best part of the chimpkin

Jack Vandelay

KUMP and RFK on the same pod

Blender Bottle

So many people on here paying for funny who wouldn’t know funny if it fucked them in the ass.

Langston Knipler

No more of Ray. It’s over, over and done. Capeesh?

b

so i listened to both these patterns yesterday, and the free one today. and jesus christ when your solo it’s WAYYY funnier. no offense to ray but plz do some patreon solo too

whippin

Are you the grabster?

Mark Hudak

We can shit in your mouth. Open it up baby.

Mathew

So I've been reading about phytoestrogens in Cannabis. Our friend Theo Von discusses drug induced homosexuality ( particular acts is what we're looking at) and while the bachanallian rush of strong stimulants can quickly plunge one into a lower kingdom (temporarily), I think we have to consider the long, subtle tap-a-tap-tapping of daily Cannabis use sans any holitistic physical and spiritual training and the effects this has on our sexual integration. Case Study: Me. I will not apologize for the run-on sentences. I joined a gym this month, bitches.

Smalllightstillhere

The two ton clowns talking about not poisoning kids and moving around is ironic

essentialworker

Who was going to break what is the question!?

Neil Osmond

Be gone

vmh17177

Read that in tims accent

Foley's Wedding Planner

🔥🔥🔥🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

micah vance

Some episodes I can tolerate Ray, other episodes I want nothing more than the worlds largest Twinkie to get lodged in his throat

Vandy-B

CHERYLLLLLLL we need to replace the Fluoride in the water with Ivermectiiiiinnnnn

M C

Can we get a Roman History miniseries? Ray always drops little factoids and would love to be taught Hellenistic history through a Kump Dillon lens.

William Alton

2 patreons same day?

whippin

Dang it.. now I have to go back and listen to the part about how she shouldn't have followed her husband

Kevin

More kump indeed

Mathew

“I’m not nostalgic about much, this is why I’m a fat demon, but I like that mug” 😂

William Alton

Keep John Mayer’s name out of Ray’s mouth !!! 👋

Nick Palance Show

Hey Matt, thats so awesome

Jonjo Kavanagh

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DB9sdXloh88/?igsh=MTdzeDluM2xocXB3NQ==

Warren

Did you know that 13% of Dogs commit almost half of all the Dog crime each year?

Christian Glen

“Breathe in, breathe out” amen 🙏

Jenn

I need Tim to read this book, "The Way Is Shut" by benjamin studebaker. very good at describing american politics in a way no other book ive come across has. very depressing book.

mark kuchonowski

So tired of hearing Ray's sloppy voice. I would have already cancelled this subscription if it wasn't for the Sephora episode. I only keep the subscription in hopes that he does another good monologue like that.

MATT GRABOWSKI

😂😂😂

Alex Strat

Press Secretary Dillon in an ill-fitted suit and tie: “Look, what do you think this is? Life in the big city.”

Blender Bottle

Katie Taylor v Tim Dillon hell in a cell Netflix special Judges Tana Mongeau and Ray

Emilia Tessaro

More kump

Chris Derkatch

Iran will develop AGI and the AI will immediately decide to nuke Israel #WeWishThemWell

Gugardo Mumundo

Not showing up in my RSS feed

Justin Normandy

Same

Justin Normandy

ray rules

Sam Ryan

DELIVER THE BOOK, TIM. DELIIIIIIVERRR THE BOOOOK

Gugardo Mumundo

At least these next 4 years we should get our episodes on time 👌#Trump

Alex M

I doubt anyone on Tim's team reads these comments, but this might be America in a nutshell as he always talks about. I can't stop fucking laughing. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCckpYVq7gr/?igsh=aXd5eXQyem0xdXJk

Johnny Handsome

Why is ray talking about healthy eating ?

Mike

“Palm beach is the most important city in the world”

Jake Kugelman

Love when ray is on like the old show

Blake Smith

Literally the only thing I could think about…

Rtan

remember a while back when tim said the late 80s / early 90s were coming back? it's happening 🙏🏼

Chelsearose Costa

Funny listening to two fat slobs bad mouth Hershey chocolate.

Jon Udell

CIA is not working for Nestle. This Tulsi pick was wildly inappropriate

M Rocha

Yo I just tried putting it on 0.5x speed and it’s really funny hearing Tim talk like that hahaha try it

$10 Hoagie

hes a fat slob and never funny.

Jacob Hiltz

thats what being 900lbs and lazy will do

Jacob Hiltz

This isn’t in my podcast rss feed

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Do these guys ever not talk about food?😂

RAC 17

You’ll learn to love the Kump. It’s the classic Kump cycle. hate -> tolerate -> can’t get enough KUMP

Blender Bottle

I think it’s time for Tim to move the show to palm beach . It’s seasonally and culturally appropriate honestly. Now more than ever ..

BlueWizard

Ray is why I’m here

Torin Newlands

unsub

B_n4sty

KUMP! KUMP! KUMP!

Roy

Tim please make a “how to navigate the holidays conversation guide 2024” episode. America needs your wisdom

Barhan

Is Tim not doing Rothschild episodes anymore? I haven’t had one since April. Does anyone know?

Elizabeth Patterson

Deal with it

B K

Ray is constantly on one of the most popular shows in America, and is not that famous or successful himself. He is the Brendan Schaub of the Tim Dillon universe.

Christian Glen

My trough has overrunneth with mirth

Lovey

Hell of an episode Tim, been listening since 2019 and this is top notch

theirishwonderjr

Jesus I’m gonna send rfk to your house

david

Guys speak the fuck up I can’t hear you in my phone speaker but I can in my Fox News. Get your fat ass mouths open or get rid of your cheap sound equipment

david

Get Trisha on the pod!!

Imogen

👯‍♂️🤝

Muffuletta

In the pit.

Koko97

Wait what ? Thank you Mr. Press Secretary

Koko97

If you laughed at “I love a Mr Goodbar” - we are friends

CoreyDiditAgain

Party at Sue Belle’s!

You

We blessed

vmh17177

Tim Dillon for senator of satire.

Cabz

Vic, please jump off of a bridge or walk in front of a moving car. Thank you. I do not wish you well

A

Happy birthday Pig. I specifically joined your patreon just to tell you happy birthday. Now I'm going to cancel my subscription. ;-)

BlassReiter1100cc

If rfk doesn’t launch a full investigation into the cdc and fda he’s also a crook. And tulsi is a part of Klaus Schwab’s young global leaders program.

Jose

wrong

Kelly Hays

you're going to the rfk camps for that

Kelly Hays

I love every episode with Ray ❤️ just like the good ol’ days

Evan OBrien

I hope during your next special jfk jr. An trump come out An you suck them off. Jeez

Jas Gen

If I listen to archived episodes does he ever get funny?

Vic

Tim Dillon for speaker would be the greatest thing ever

James Jepsen

He is an og Vic. Respect the legend

David Montana

Tim Dillon is my Roman Empire.

Hannah

Illegals in construction usually make the most money out of all Illegals. Specifically guys who've been here for around 10 years or more, speak English, and work in smaller crews. Recent migrants working in corporate crews, large industrial plants, and culinary services are the workforce that'll leave the most economic impact. Corporations will invest in automation instead of giving citizens a respectable wage to replace the workforce.

Ben Smokin

I’m a new Patreon listener and this ray dude is annoying

Vic

I'm a general contractor and most of these guys are planning to go back anyway. They all have property in their home countries and send trucks, cars down there regularly. No matter what they are gonna leave at some point

Financial Foundation

Must be new round here, ray is the only reason we're here!

Sgt Slapnuts

You couldn't be more wrong Jeff

Jackdacandlestick

You casual

Jackdacandlestick

fuck me in my cock Tim Dillon you’ve done it again!

Susan Sarandon

No but I'd say millions of illegals are Mexican. U.S. will also offload all Illegals of South American origin into the Mexican government's hands. Trump's administration will likely heavily interrogate illegals from asia and the middle east.

Ben Smokin

I’m sure he’d rather blow something else

Oscar Delgado

Kys

Oscar Delgado

You pig not all illegals are Mexican 🤣

Oscar Delgado

I have a feeling U.S. and Mexico relations will sour immensely with these mass deportations. The economy will likely trend downward in the beginning of Trumps administration with the combination of tariffs and removal of cheap labor. Perfect opportunity for an adversary like China to be buddy buddy with Mexico. Mexico would benefit tremendously militarily and economically with BRICS nations.

Ben Smokin

Keeping ray on is costing you money.. just saying

Jeffrey Middleton

Must be delayed, Karoline Leavitt is press secretary. Solid pick

Jake

“I’m a fat demon” we worship a self aware diety!!

Ani

Feeding the masses

Laddah 14 into the tunnels

Your name 😂🙌

Wes Lawrence

First time listening to patreon for this pod. Who is the retarded child joining Tim

Bigdongkong69

Two Kumps in one week, Dillon is blowing my mind lol

Matthew soto

Thank you oh honorable pigs!

Alex Cetan

People complaining about the sound, stop outing yourselves for having earbuds from Five Below.

Chuck Shartz

I unsubbed for a year but checked back and saw lots of new ray and came back like the cuck I am

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

It’s like that little squirt of cum after a big load on your belly

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

LIS.. LISSEN TA MEY 💦

George Chauvin

Two!?

WickedLobstah

A Non-Christmas Miracle?

Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)

Tim knows his Old Audience have been wanting this for a while now🔥 Good Job Pig!

Jay

Getz was blackmailed by the fbi for 25 million. He talked to tucker about it

Colin Mckernon

🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸

Jay

It’s weird hearing the news talk about 2028, Didn’t america just vote to end democracy? I thought we were getting an authoritarian dictatorship, did the news lie to us this whole time?

Mike Jones

What's up kump gang

Victor Ramos

I hope Tim gives kump half the patreon moolah. I'm subscribed only for kump

Victor Ramos

So happy about RFK

jana

Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts Feeeaaassst

Emilia Tessaro

Could it be?!?!?!

Dr.Zoidberg

Daddy’s home

Jeff

He was born to be a press secretary

Jeff

Dark Green, Bright Red, Gore Vidal book

Lovey

Holy shit four hours of slop. It’s a good day pigs

Matt Petters

This pig better be press secretary or director of the cia or we will be left with no choice but to revolt against the great and fearless leader

Jacob Fordham

All the feels. Mmmm.

Lovey

Tim for Trump’s White House press secretary

Jack O'Brien

Yes.

Tyler Sloan

My nickel

Bad As Can

Shit better be two hours

Bryan

Fucking killed me with the Uncrustable joke.

Jeff

Ray is actually back for good Jesus has risen

Yannis papa deez nuts in your mouth

Travis fucked up when can we start to threaten him

Oscar Delgado

Also more books and less films just in general* for christ the markets saturated enough.

C

And can we all agree none of these holds up,books are king and no more film adaptions of any book ever again plz it dulls the senses:/

C

is it just me or does kump sound IDENTICAL to kevin james?

Taylor

🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸

Jay

Nvrm its not its fresh audio. Feed me that slop daddy:3

C

Im worried hes being a sneaky piggy and its just chopped up audio cause he already gave us 2hrs lol:/

C

WTH is this blessing of a double drop day. Maybe you do care after all🤔

Ayden Mitchell

Ready for Timmie

Magic Powers


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