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Bonus #244 - California Ghost Cities

Tim talks about crooning before comedy, everyone being a company man, spending to impress , realtors becoming the new stars, Real Housewives of Orange County and the further consolidation of wealth.

Comments

my dad was a mid. class banker during the crash and this shit ruined us for a long while. I was in elementary then, yet this was the first coherent explanation of why everything was in ruins for everyone around back then lmao. I'm not even real.

bc

The elites want us to all be poor.

HummerEV96

Insane

Kippy Epstein.

“It’s policy” 🐽🐽🐽

Sam Dimmock

why does the white lady look like me in a wig 💀💀💀 THIS is why I paid $5 on patreon. I need to laugh and only Tim makes me LOL literally 😘

Alejandra Garcia

Tim i hate fats in service jobs, when i worked in a lil hotel in my town the fat bitches always made customers so uncomfortable and were so weird. I try to be the beautiful standard for the gods like u

Kristian

I work in internal audit. If a company has a procedure and they don’t follow it for any reason me and my boys come down there and we rip them a new asshole.

Michael Costa

This was a classic. It feels like old Tim like when Ben used to write for him.

Cody Landefeld

Love it when you dive deep into things

George

we all float down here...

Zane Prescott

Another ep that cuts off before the end. What's going on??

Paulie's Walnut

Hawkoh

no

An angry Pig is the best kind of Pig

TX-11

#restorebenavery

Joseph W

As peace of trash myself, this feels so worth the $5

Yoel Rodriguez

One of the best!

Marek JM

Fat pig

Ike Duffy

Do you like your episodes late? Yes or yes?

Kyle Webber

Ain’t nothin like paying for your own disappointment

Matt

Fat

Ike Duffy

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Patreon. We are sorry we are late”. Fag

Mean Mike

We're Def losing at least an episode every 2 months.

Marshall Ames Richards

Travis loves being called Ben, don’t you dare stroke his ego .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Pre school lvl math ?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Can someone do the math with how often the pig is late followed by how ultimately he's short changing us? Pig will always by a pig. He shilled sub prime and now he's shilling us with slop.

Chulupa Batman Jr

Like to think that instead of doing his Patreon, King Clown is laying on his tiled bathroom floor sucking vanilla pudding out of Jello cups from holes cut in the bottom of the plastic cups.

Farley Craig

SLOOOOOOP 😡😡😡😡

Siméon Picard

The unwashed masses demand slop, pig.

Google User

BEN WHERE IS MY SLOP

mark kuchonowski

Tim, the boomers are now pushing congress to cut future retirees (millennials) benefits so they can retire comfortable without contributing a cent more and have no cut to their retirement benefits. Isn’t that the last f*** you?

A cunha

if my boomer mother saw this she would say: “Takes one to know one” 🐽

Evan Kirchmer

“Judgement day will not come until a fish is sought for an invalid, and cannot be procured” -The Talmud

Evan Kirchmer

Once again the fat pig is too busy wallowing in his own shit to release the God damn episode on time.

Marshall Ames Richards

yes he is always loosing that basic shit...was like bens entire job

Joe Boiko

You are mentally ill. We wish you well.

Garrett Holmes

Acting like they not accepting you without physical ID is literally the end of the world lol

Dog With No Collar

Why can't that pig just carry a phucking wallet like everyone else in the world?? Guy hawked those phucking Ridge wallets for years.. he couldn't of grabbed one for himself? Ya Tim, you need ID to do shit.. wtf.

Mathew Atkinson

American poetry almost died until that last minute monologue. It trudges on

Thomas Leitke

you did it 🤝 he talked about it in the free ep. Good find

Alex

The time delay has reached an intolerable level. I'm out for blood

joer

Tim is marching on campus wearing keffiyehs- only keffiyehs- tossing around vegan snacks. He just announced he’s Anne Frank and the tent he’ll be “hiding” in No more protests Tim! For real stop banging protesters and put out the slop

Emilia Tessaro

This epi was unreal

Samuel Chambers

My retired teacher boomer mother was complaining about having to deal with the hassle of traveling on the 3 vacations she has planned this year. The Pig would have been so proud.

Christian Glen

they played that clip of him from nothing but trouble

Connor Frank

hope your big fat jewish pussy got slammed by ham, piggy. its about time the bacon eating anti-christ checked out the scenes on these college campus' grounds! setup an israelli uber scam on the protestors and let em work it out! defintely dont call all the protestors parents and say, "your son or daughter has been involved in a situation down here.... and we are gonna need a lot of money".... dont do that.... how will they afford college? how do palestinians without 2 nickels to rub together go to columbia? if they have college money.... couldnt they move their people somewhere nice?

Zane Prescott

I think the corporate zombies have started to recognize the scent of fake business wafting from our favorite hog.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"Regrets? My only regret is that this whole sorry race doesn't have one neck, because I would wrap my hands around that neck and squeeze." -Carl Panzram

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Oscar is always within rifle range.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Love the pic.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I heard he tattooed the comment on his fattest ass cheek

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The malevolence that machine consciousness would display would make HAL 9000 look like a fluffy kitten.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The funny thing is they're all too willing to chop their own banana.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Hey Jared I wipe my ass with $30 a month. We aren’t poors over in the Rothschilds tier. Just switch from bud light to Busch lite and you too could subscribe.

Clinton Body Count

Because even with all their problems they are better than fucking Iowa or whatever shithole. Hey it’s Friday night. Let’s grab a drink at Applebees and a late night snack at Waffle House. I’d rather walk over fentanyl addicts and human shit any day of the week because I am a coastal elite.

Clinton Body Count

It’s a real knife fight out there

Lucas

He won't do that, something would go wrong with at least one of his two seats next time he gets on a plane

Tyler

I was thinking about ending my Patreon here, since it seems like Tim has been saving the funny for main one - but this episode was redeeming.

Nels

everything you bitch about are things that only happen in big liberal hellholes, but you continue to spend all your time in them. dumb ass

Sean Blankenship

He’s mentioned a few times that it’s been indefinitely on hold due to “publishing issues” my question was why go through a publisher lmao just self publish you’re a millionaire

Jackson Boyle

Same bucko

Tyler

Nope

Jared

I Dont.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Great Episode. Timmy needs pain in his life to entertain us.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

IM NOT EVEN REAL !!!!!!!!!!

Bobby Dominguez

FR, I preordered it forever ago

Zachary

I don’t think I’d ever say this but I think I miss Ray

Yimmy Yames

Where is my book you fat cunt?

Love Jokes

A second Boeing whistleblower has died. Time for the Pig to give these demons the Gilbert-Goons treatment.

Christian Glen

Take your meds, Jared!!!!

Ronin

Imagine being so retarded paying 30 a month kys

Jared

Someone isn’t a Rothschild member

QWERTY_420_133

Sometimes, in life, you've gotta chop the banana.

Hannah

This should be on youtube

Brian L

I work in hotels and I want to thank you for what you said tonight Tim. It’s been a damn freak show at the front desk lately in most hotels

Judy Tincher

It had everything. Feuds with hotel staff, bashing real estate agents, mention of 9/11 lol

Sybilfat

Best episode to date.

Mattyshay

Tim Dillon is a great American Hero and will be taught to kids in Boces for years to come.

Steven Tedaldi

Tim, why has that little Twerp from Diary of a CEO chosen such unflattering photos of you for the YT video thumbnails?

Brendan Taylor

Great episode

Tommy

Best episode in months lmfaoooo

Ronin

The part about customer service people not accommodating ANY changes spoke to me deeply. My family acts the same way, dinner reservations are at 5pm? If we show up at 4:50 they will refuse to speak to the host until EXACTLY 5pm.

Aidan Kamowski

Who?

Mean Mike

No

Alex

Yes until they all eventually go bankrupt, they tend to stay away from the blue haired types.

ironman

Channel this energy into a second bud light add please

Christian Glen

My baby , Tim 💙

Nikki Kaur

Fucking hell this is as good as bomb Disney world era On the Porch Tim, gonna have to listen again. 3 mins in I knew it was gonna be greatness, he just had that tone!

Michael

They might have sang it as a song on rothchildren tier … I can not confirm nor deny

You’re a pile of sticks .

*we

You’re a pile of sticks .

Is that even a question?

You’re a pile of sticks .

How old is you boy?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Bring back your dad

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yes

You’re a pile of sticks .

Is there a video version of these episodes?

Jackson Strube

Bring back Ben

Drew from MD

Am I too young to enjoy this?

Devon Woodrup

It truly was

Christian Glen

Trump Hotels don’t have blue haired , face tatted dirtbags - all nice and welcoming ….and many hot Latinas at Doral - been many times

AJRGator

This is Porch Era Tim back to remind us why we all fell in love with this fat faggot in the first place.

Christian Glen

It’s a problem

Sam

Tim is at his best when he’s pissed off and ranting about customer service associates

AJ

classic ep. the only way to rise up is start becoming alcoholics again and drinking in the bars

Psycle Radio

Yea. The Pig wasting time scrubbing his yeast infected jelly rolls while eating at Wendy's with Ray instead of serving us our god damn fuckin slop. Yes or yes? Throw the pig in the ditch!

Chulupa Batman Jr

“Blues walk” - shoutout to the mulldog

Drunk N. Monk

Hey Tim, is your book actually coming to my house today or do I have to sue you?

Steve M

That's a great mass grave bit👍

Irrelephant Man

I bet he could beat tim segura in a dunk contest

Drunk N. Monk

And?

You’re a pile of sticks .

I love slop

Drunk N. Monk

mm slop

Drunk N. Monk

Yesss!!!

Louise Nelson

Is that how it works you freak bitch ????

You’re a pile of sticks .

Most of downtown San Diego high rises are owned by middle eastern foreigners.

Sarah VH

THEYRE LYINGGGGG 😭😭😭

Tanner

Oink oink fuck wadz!!! Sheza banger ❤️❤️❤️

Barry-O

Lol lip read the pig snout

Barry-O

Top o the slop #topslop

Barry-O

Damn , bourbon chicken samples as a kid were everything.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Only video .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Great ep, thanks pig

Daniel Walsh

Brother if that’s what you gotta tell yourself to get out of bed , you best believe he saw your comment, and took a screen shot so that he will never forget it.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Preach

You’re a pile of sticks .

We need to put Tim’s consciousness inside of a computer so I can listen to him rant forever

Landry Mackie

This is the Tim we all know and love

J

This was a top 5 episode, so good

GLMT

this episode slaps

authorized user

Absolutely brilliant.. among Tim’s best episodes.

Tomas Bergan

We wish him well

Ryan Kraft

"They will not lower the price... because if they do, we find out it's all fake and they did 9/11" is the best NYC real estate explanation of all time.

SVB

Post your face

Dylan Vineyard

I love these rant episodes so much

Leep_Actual

This is the Tim I love

Sybilfat

“They make things up.” Was said like a scorned elf

Cole Phillips

*Rothchildren

Osama Bin Latinx

I demand a return to racist rants about Italian-American's using menu items from Olive Garden!

Shergo Rango

Normal for a country (penal colony) founded by literal criminals.

Osama Bin Latinx

Nothing beats the hot dog scene in Nothing but Trouble

Luke Pond

Good shit, Tim. I like to think he did this because he saw my hate comment on YouTube

Christian Miller

Wow one of the best episodes lately

Emm

In Australia, we have anti money laundering reporting requirement for every transaction above a certain threshold, except for real estate transactions!

S Padival

Lol tim explaining how he’s a reasonable overweight person 😂

Mary

Wtf is on your face lmfao

T

It’s been video for as long as I can remember which is years

T

Well done Timothy! You are of the road. A good night sleep, a decent meal, and most of all - 2 hours alone, to think what to say on the pod, do wonders for you. All of the episodes made during your road trip were total shit. Bantering with half withs without structure... Boring shit. This one however, is a classic. The stand up business is scrambling your head. It would've been awesome if you would write more, and travel less. Stand up is oversaturated and not so funny anyways. Welcome back! ;-)

petar

Does Rothschild level include video or still just audio?

Mikeguyver

Hey fat tits. It's okay you are late but this doesn't mean you can release one next week. Nope. This episode is for last week, that means you got to get your Twinkie ass in gear and release another by the end of the week.

Chulupa Batman Jr

Just here for the weekly slop special. #Spork

Ripdroson Sancho

🔥🔥🔥

Alex Gullen

Knew it'd be late when Tim was reminded that he owes 5 "Roth child" episodes

Farley Craig

4 seasons Westlake village exists for the spa only

matt the lawyer

LISTEN TO ME…Hearing Tim do a Ray impression is THE BEST.

Bertram Bunch

The beginning and the end were excellent!!!

Jim

Nothing beats Tim’s solo rants

Dylan Vineyard

He’s been in a groove lately. The blonde hair has been good to us

Lydon Manning

Great episode

Joe Berdine

How any of you bozos prefer an episode with Ray is unreal

Tony McCreary

How did you find this? Amazing. “Intergenerational hatred,” or whatever the fuck she said….

Clinton Body Count

Thanks piggy this is what I needed

Dylan Vineyard

I had to image search "John Candy Eldona", & I'm glad I did😂

A. Toad (Bawk)

Roller derby dikes lol

James Danchus

Late? Yes, but this was actually perfect timing. I really needed this today-thanks Tim!❤

A. Toad (Bawk)

I used to shoot heroin godspeed you’ll get through this….life in the big city.

Clinton Body Count

Classic rant

John W

Tim was assassinated 6-months ago. This is AI. If you listen one click above mute you can barely hear the retard laughing who sounds gottlieb got a hold of him. One love ass breaths.

Paul Bruno

I've been critical of some of the episodes of late, but this one is genuinely great. TY pig

Alex

Blessing on Rye 😆

adam gardener

Nothing brings out the social revolutionary in Tim like some very small inconvenience.

Osama Bin Latinx

I'm happy for him

adam gardener

You’re the best!!

LbV

one of tims best!!

Joe Boiko

Timmy is back in a big way. Been lighting it up for the past two months. We finally got another eternal meme - The Cool Aunt.

J

The country has gone to shit. No one cares about any type of good service anymore

Sandlapper

https://x.com/lib_crusher/status/1785074492315693266?s=46&t=1vhwPliwLsbNwI8xKnjdYw

Adam Osmak

Another great episode! I was in Europe for a week and can't tell you how nice everything is there. I am back in NYC and dreading it. The city is pretty much an expensive shit hole at this point. I am done and leaving within a year. It's not worth it anymore. Don't come here!

Liz

People of Patreon. Tim Dillon has $4,000,000 houses in the Hamptons and L.A. Be entertained by him, but never believe him.

BrooklynBorn

No one cares

Benetrixion

🫡

Zacharie T. Boutoille

Amazing

Thomas Fitzer

ep so good you might have to release it as a youtube bonus

ZombieRapture

Damn near*

Daivon

Lmao I work in hospitality and there is no reason to photo copy someone’s an I.D. It’s damn there illegal

Daivon

The pig is late again. But we still love him !

Lukas Schmidt

Second of all, you still better throw another episode out this week

Matthew soto

First of all, where the hell is Ray Kump?

Matthew soto

Unsubscribe

Caitlin M

Epic conclusion

Thomas Mastroianni

China won

Wesley Tilley

TIM OR HIS PRODUCER, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. THIS OLD BITCH MADE A WHOLE YOUTUBE VIDEO TALKING ABOUT HOW TIM HATES BOOMERS AND IS WRONG. https://youtu.be/8qQz2GO_ZsM?si=d1Q4Lo5anyqPN0qC

Frontside shitslide

Listening from my mental health hospital bed. Life in the Big City.

Confused Robot

Yeah assassinated by diabetes.

Michael Carberry

Timmy is a fed

Luke Legins

Protect Kumpback Whales 4ever.

Jazz Kumpet

i might do it earlier

Biberä

I think Tim might be a spy. He knows too much.

Hannah

Oink oink

Victor Karakokkinos

Tim will be assassinated within 9 years

Donny Drewski

Timmy boy, keep this energy. Honestly, start drinking again too please.

Tyler

LMAO Tim literally never has identification on him

Ravi

Finally! I was beginning to worry that Papa Pig forgot about us 😢

Ani

Late slop is better than no slop piggies. 🤷‍♂️

Denton Visual

If you gave me a button that when pressed would kill every man, woman, and child on this planet I would push it without blinking an eye.

El Barto

I’m still flying through the archives. Going to hell!

Andre Baker

Best main ep and Patreon ep in a long time

Lucas

The Rothschild episode was peak so the pig gets a pass

QWERTY_420_133

Nice clips Tim. Unfortunately this is an audio podcast and not a video.

Holden Middick

All time episode

Simon MacRae

Only 20 mins in, this is vintage Tim

Mean Mike

This is true growth for the pig. 10 min of explaining the perspective of terrified customer service employees

Christian Esser

I’m not a company man. Someone walked by me with a grocery cart full of stolen meat and I said have a nice day. I couldn’t care less

Kyle Whalen

Slop me up father Tim

Kaven Murphy

I don’t buy merch stuff from people. But shit I’d buy one of those.

Todd Cox

Ray Kump for President!

David B. Gosselin

This episode is relative as fuck! Customer service in America is trash. Corporations and small businesses trying to be corporate are training employees to be corporate slaves. Gave a tip to an employee at Sonic the other day and she looked at me and snickered…followed by no thank you. I’m sure Tim along with other followers who feel the same want to smash theses peoples heads into the counter top 😂

Frankie Bruno

Bout to Goon To This 💗

Tyler S Campbell

Fabulous surprise, I was about to complain about my 5 bucks going to waste instead of a nice taco bell supreme with double cheese. Now I got both!

Alan C

Fresh slop

Dick Olson III

I’m a Rothschild member in SF and your podcast get me through many of days! Thank you❤️

Hayley F

He needs to make sorry we are late a fucking t shirt

Cody Miller

He’s been a little meaner than usual lately. I wonder what’s been bothering him

Oscar Delgado

Showing appreciation for his fans

Oscar Delgado

Wow look at the pig

Oscar Delgado

Slop

Jax

We love you pig!

Musty Boosak

My favorite ❤️

Shauna

Slop

Mean Mike


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