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Bonus #242 - Send Us To Russia (ft. Sam Tallent)

Tim sits down with comedian Sam Tallent for an emergency podcast from Finland on the passing of Orenthal James Simpson.

Comments

This was great. I want More Tallent…

Aintshook

Finland sounds nice.

HummerEV96

Loveeee the In Living Color shout out 🧡

Trechael Stephens

Sam Tallent tier yes or yes?

Meredith Bezner

I dropped the $5 sub soon as I saw tim an sam in the same title please let the stars align in this musty galactic mist an birth us that dream duo

Danny B.

I love me some Sam tallent

b d

The Who Too: Electric Boogaloo

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Let’s get the Filipino podcast 😫

Alejandro Rocha

Where's the picture of Sam you promised for Patreon, piggie

Charles Douglas

The “ or Hamas “ video I saw was pretty good. These kids Brains were left on the sidewalk.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Cut my arms, bleeding. Nice under the radar one, Sam

Alfreds Aguilar

Boom, roasted

Christian Glen

Sam is what happens when Stavros rerolls his character to put more points in Intelligence and less into Gay.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

No comrade. America betrayed the pig long ago.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Remy Martin and Xanax.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I am going to get a lot of mirth thinking about Raymundo in a sombrero with a long drooping Zapata mustache. Thank you.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Megalomaniacal should be his intro song.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He will never dethrone KING KUMPF!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

His quick wit reminds me of a young Mr. Cumia.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The CIA taught Charlie Manson how to do that.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That's the real reason he beheaded her-nagging him about butt stuff.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Woefully incorrect.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We're going to find out he was fucking actual lizards on the island. And the reptiles were underage.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

You might not like most of his humor, or think he's annoying, but ya gotta admit Sam is damn quick on the draw.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The pig is unfortunately like most Americans in this regard-he passionately hates the government, and for good reason, but is so cowed he still asks their permission to go on a field trip.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's like when a necromancer runs out of mana and instead of crumbling into dust, the dead he reanimated eat him.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Sam and Tim are the best duo in podcasting

Nancy. Queef.

God tier episode

Emma

There is a place in Raleigh called “the dankery” that has good food and loud music

Chris Perry

Watching the intersectional zombies at elite colleges turn on their masters is a thing of beauty

Christian Glen

oh man. there's a big visual component to what was cracking tim up watching "turn my swag on" girl, not even so much her but when they cut to the judges and family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OupSfFTMiMY

MatchMoveMusic

Best episode in a while

Aptkeyboard

“Looks like a Fuddrucker’s.”

Dane Escobar

Put it on the Ham!

Christian Glen

More sam

Arlo Zelickson

This episode fucks

Rich Golden

Tour is over fatty, where’s the slop?

Mean Mike

Whatever it takes

Baddogmama

Sam: I get it now.

Baddogmama

Downgrading

Ken Martin

I’d make a significant sacrifice to have a friend like Sam.

Sherry Oller

Gogol was born in a province of Russian empire. There was no such country as Ukraine.

T O

🎶🎼🎵

You’re a pile of sticks .

Mf’s still waiting on a hotdog warlord to save them .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Tim’s reaction to the thought of Russian table service was so gay.

Baddogmama

Tim for the next pod talk about the pregnant woman airlifted off of the Disney cruise

Mattgew

No picture??

jimmy szatkowski

I hope Tim sees this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13286723/Lori-Lightfoot-investigation-America-worst-mayor-Tiffany-Henyard.html

Orange

Gogol was actually Ukrainian. We know this because he was extremely antisemitic as is culturally the norm.

Mark Keptsi

why the hell won't they let you go to Russia? You shouldn't ask their opinion, you should just apply for a visa and go. I'm from the closest NATO country to the fighting and there are plenty of local travel vloggers that went to Russia just this year

victor

"In Living Color " I was screaming 😆 🤣

Karli

He is essential, any honest fan knows that. But you are 💯 correct about his new show is garbage

Drew from MD

Played Turn my Swag on almost every morning in my Sophomore year. Jumped out the bed turned my swag on then proceeded to go to class and fail all my exams. Yet now I'm still Gettinnggg moneeeyyy ohhhhh!!!

M C

Hilarious

Jake Alderman

Id be a cunt if mine killed himself w booze to get away from me too

Drunk N. Monk

Fun fact we were sitting in the box below the commotion at the Royal Albert Hall we just assumed another piggy had a heart attack

justine

Cool

Steve

My boomer fathers favorite band is the who” too

Drunk N. Monk

These pigs don’t know about Montpellier and saint Tropez

Drunk N. Monk

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5yBp37r7T_/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

Michael Thurlow

Ur mom is gay bruh

Clinton Body Count

Why? Ben got too big for his britches. That little weirdo thought he was an essential part of TDS. Lemon party is fucking terrible.

Clinton Body Count

Great cumback ya tard

Clinton Body Count

"All this wicker furniture begging for it." Lolol

Fadedcharacter

Ok Sam.

Fire and Brimstone

I think it's nice that Tim "Harvey Weinstein's" all the new young talent. Sam better keep his mouth shut though or he will never work in this town again!

Michael Pine

"comments are turned off" 😂

chanty

Tell me you don't know anything about standup without telling me you know nothing about standup #cuck

Jake Bauer

I saw you both in Amsterdam very funny

Gijs

You say Ham-ass & I say Huh-moss...

Lovey

well.. the ww3 started according to alex jones and here i am... just like i said... and to think tim dillons last meal was gargling sam talents balls right before the bombs dropped... poetic.

Zane Prescott

Sweet fat baby girl

You’re a pile of sticks .

Hillary is that you ?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yaaaaaaaaaaaas

You’re a pile of sticks .

Rofl you 100% suck dick for fun .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yes or yes?

You’re a pile of sticks .

I bet you don’t mean any of that. Al’s I bet you secretly take screenshots of him every time you see him wearing something new.

You’re a pile of sticks .

I thought him n Sam were good vibes,, brought out old Timmy a little bit!

Barry-O

No tallent sucks balls. Worst guest I've heard. Idk how you hang around this piece of shit. Not funny on pods. Not funny in standup. Who is he sucking off.

Fire and Brimstone

Even though Sam is strait I think he can appreciate a good crown molding, fine dining, and a little excess like our beloved Pig. Bosom Buddies.

David Eric Ricketts

I love Sam and Tim together. You can tell they genuinely enjoy each other's company.

tmbruzzy

Annie is funnier than Sam talent. It's funny hearing him want to be on the main episode lol you ain't good enough

Geoffrey M. Romero

Sam is Untalented

Neerajsing Rajput

Soulja boi TELLEM

10000 Reasons

I hope Mark Zuckerberg goes next

Drunk N. Monk

If Kump isn’t on 2/3 patreon episodes I am going to go vibrate until my body falls apart

Hankretariat

We went to the RAH show it was really good . We were sitting next to a Tim super fan / stalker which just made it more hilarious . Sam is def the best guy you could’ve teamed up with. My hubs is now a fan which he was not before . As an aside my dad beat prostate cancer some years ago . Caught early you can recover. Of course my dad still has my mum around to bug him to go for regular health checkups . OJ’s wife was not around to do that .

Lynda

Prostate cancer got Steve Jobs too

Silentk911.

That’s what we like to hear.

You’re a pile of sticks .

European sex workers are much more efficient.

You’re a pile of sticks .

I was at the Stockholm show yesterday and it was insane, I’ve never laughed so hard

Jacob Berger

Finally you got to experience NOMA forage restaurant. I'm happy it let you down

kumpoxone101

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

Deep thoughts.....

Thanks for finally fixing the audio. <3

Marshall Ames Richards

Wearing my fanciest raccoon coat for this eulogy of food opinions and yelling

Emilia Tessaro

In life, unrelated to one's social standing or class as determined by man, there are some people who, by nature, are keys that set the world in motion. They are the true elite, as dictated by the golden rule of the universe. Tim Dillon is one such person.

Jeff

Hahaha penis!

Jeff

8=====D~~~

Otto

Damnit. Sam is one of the only folks that can go toe to toe with Mr. Dillon.

Gorehammer

Where’s the foto???

Jim

Not a big Sam Tallent but this was pretty good! (Better than the free drop lol)

Jim

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JglWZ-wC3Vk&pp=ygUaY2hlciBsbG95ZCB0dXJuIG15IHN3YWcgb24%3D

MC Ultra

I have been listening to Turn My Swag On on repeat ever since this episode. Every version. Nonstop. I HOP UP OUT THE BEEEEEED TURN MY SWAG OOOON!!! TOOK A LOOK IN THE MIRROR SAY WASSUP!!! YEEEAAAH! I GET MONEEEY!

MC Ultra

🤣

Brandon W

She’s Daddy’s fat little girl!! 🤣

Jessica Ruiz

AAA episode

Cameron Miller

Show was amazing! Love from Finland, yours truly, the high fashion nazi criminal - hitlers favourite!

Veikkkkkko

What's the link for the girl singing off key video

Amir Betties

Unsubscribe

Siméon Picard

Yes or Yes

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Less Lucas

You

Great episode! I saw you guys in Amsterdam and had the best night!!! I hope you’ll come back ❤️

Victoria Zaborov

Favourite episode in a long time, LOVE THIS

Jillena

Always a fun podcast as always 😂👍🏾

Hilary

An oyster served out of an infants booty

Candice Banks

👍

oliver

Sam always brings out his best ….. love you guys🩵

Lart Hefron

Back to back bangers from TIM lately

Lart Hefron

Let’s hear the unreleased tape

Big Mike

Sam talent Tim Dillon call that an STD

Sean Wilkinson

I Get Moneeey!!!

KINGDUM BLACK

This podcast officially has high blood pressure and diabetes now

Christian Glen

Less guests

Lucas

Please Tim buy a home in Europe and become the president of the EU

Emily

Sam Tallent is hands down my favorite guest. Yannis is up there too but this dude needs to be on once every month or so

Kenjamin

If there was an Emmy for fat guys talking about food, this Patreon would be nominated

William Alton

My favorite part of this episode is Tim’s singing voice is just Ray

theirishwonderjr

How many podcast do you need. Less podcasting more stand up.

Gary

Did Tim relapse 😆?? He seems buzzed in this episode, singing etc!Really enjoyed this one❤️!!

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!

3 guests in a row ditch these fucking losers and find something to talk about.

Jace

Next week on the Tin Dillon show! Latinx lothario Raymundo Kumpez spills the secrets on the best tortas in NYC and the 5 do's and donts of when dating latina single moms!

Shergo Rango

Tim and Sam eating the most gourmet meals while listing to KMFDM and Skinny Puppy on full blast might be the most hilarious scene ever.

Queefs galore

Sam Tallent!?! Thank god you finally have someone intelligent on the patreon

Farley Craig

100%

Hammer

it's not an emergency pod if it's on time

Katy

Omg patreon app nice now

hello tea time

Put the picture up my life is meaningless

Trey Fichera

Lose the wieght

Anthony Montana

Thanks for the birthday gift.

Pog Daddy

Great ep

Garrett McManus

Take a ferry over to Tallinn Estonia

Castlebar

Pic where? Fake news 😂

Dixie Daley

I would too, get un-alived these days haha

Steven G

Legendary epi

Samuel Chambers

Ayo Tim…….. https://www.facebook.com/reel/828466489121696?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=xCPwDs

Adam Osmak

Bring back Ben!!!

Drew from MD

so its true, i knew it. the Audio Is better in europe lol. can finally hear the damn sound=/

C

Dude finally an episode with Sam. Feel like it’s been forever since white mongos.

Jayson Hatt

Best episode in a minute. I feel like Tim has been more reserved and protective about what he says lately. This return to form was refreshing

Nick Mullaney

Great episode 👍👍

Jordan Robinet

Shut the fuck up

sweetswillbones

You are fat.

Bryan

I love Sam tallent, met him in Brisbane, touched his bum. It was a hilarious set. Great book too.

Emerson Powell

Tim is really happy in this episode, unusually happy I like it!

Bobbie Roberts

I am happy Tim has found love at this stage of his life, you two make an adorable couple.

Dog With No Collar

“We have tried to go to dinner in Russia—This is the tragedy of war” lmao

Jacob Decker

“The pigs are in le pen” 💀💀

Ani

Tim, fo reals. What does Diddy taste like like?

Tyler Meldrum

Sam Tallent!

hubrisnxs

OJ Simpson Goes To Hell

Nick Palance Show

OooooooooOoo yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh???!????!!!!!? Fuuuuuccccckkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yea he is and massive Gock too, man that guyt and cock is massive. Like a sea barnacle

Bad As Can

Go watch Soup’s On so Nathan Lund doesn’t kill himself!

Nathan Pitek

That will do pig. That will do.

Dick Olson III

Couple of white mongos

Koko97

Sam Tallent is the only acceptable guest to have on besides Ray

Alex U

Finally!

K

Finnish freaks

Joshua Willis

And fuck you, right in your mouth.

Uncle Polko

Chubby B on Stavvy World was ALL-TIME funny

Matthew Burns

Finnish him

Matthew Burns

👌👌

Alex M

Ur mom gay?

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

😦 RUSSIA!!! Tim has FINALLY betrayed us!

The Bobby Johnson Show

As soon as I learned of the death of Orenthal James Simpson I immediately started a countdown to the next Dillon podcast

Helen Simms

Sam talent is that enward

Juan Ramirez

Thank God, I almost pulled the trigger.

tnm_dynamiq

Thanks Tom Dijon

Holden Middick

Fuck you retard, Sam is hilarious.

GayRetard360noscope

Sam is the English major you remember in college

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

Wooo knew Tim Dillon dropped. An hour of my miserable life will be better today

Tyler

Tim, you sound so much happier in Europe.

Monica B

Only enough room for one pig

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

Tim, please get Daniel Tosh on your podcast!

isaac mijangos

Thanks for the slop

Mean Mike

Fuck sam talent

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

Sam talent is absolute trash

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

Let’s get it

Chandler

Let’s go sugar baby 😘

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