Bonus #230 - Drag Syndrome Cockpit

Fat people never kill themselves

John

Down syndrome pilot impression is GOATed

Corey

The media doesn't know anything.

HummerEV96

I think Tim needs to move the show to palm beach now more than ever

BlueWizard

She had a bad dose!

Omar

Doesnt the cia have a running subscription to this show so they can hear about the stuff tel aviv wont tell them?

Abuelito

I wonder if you ever learned how to look b4 typing a question

You’re a pile of sticks .

IT HAS BEEN 10 DAYS WHERE IS OUR NEW EPISODE? BY THE TIME YOU IDIOTS RELEASE IT BIG MIKE AND KALAKA WILL BE RUNNING A NEW PRISON SYSTEM WHERE KALAKA SENTENCES YOU TO 4 YEARS OF BEING BIG MIKES COOK AND RAGDOLL.

Big Mike

I'm back. Love you bro

Matthew DiFilippo

this is the best $5 I've ever spent

Andrew Johnson

Goat

brett booey

Listen to the tower ma! 😁

Meredith Bezner

You and Alex Jones on Rogan for round 2!!

Dylan Vineyard

That killed me

Michael Thurlow

Persephone is pronounced Per-Sef-Ohh-neeee dumb Ass!

G-Sleazy

Tim don’t apologize for late shows, we will take them when they come. ❤️ Also please go on Chris Williamson show 🙏🏼

Mimi Lafrance

A 9/11 remake movie but the hijacker’s are all black and trans and bin Laden is the protagonist. Think of the numbers with Gen Z. Put a Taylor swift song in there and the numbers will be better than Star Wars and Titanic combined.

Clinton Body Count

Producer needs to shut the fuck up

dustyheart

Big hugs! And fireworks. 😂

annieviolent

The pilot with down syndrome sure did sound a lot like Ray

Yimmy Yames

My

Nick

Sus

JHNolan

Child teeth are worth 3x as much, I hear

DentonVisual

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2024/01/23/umass-dartmouth-student-flordan-flo-bazile/?amp=1 No word yet on any smiley faces but this kid supposedly killed himself by jumping in a Massachusetts river at 2 am. Track star at UMASS Dartmouth.

Jeff Hess

What happens when they decide the planes want to hug each other?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He'll pay you back in teeth.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I'm thinking a gay guy that spent high school doing blow might not understand the mindset of a horny straight teenage male.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I like to imagine Hawking thought they were little kids and Jeffery was cutting corners.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Man I wish it were Vivek and not that turd Giuliani.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

There is a very funny thing about "disinformation" and framing. When you accuse the "mainstream media" of "disinformation", the response is always, "Working on known information", but... That's a pivot. They defamed, libeled, and tried to outlaw, the people with the currently actually agreed upon information. Their argument pieces weren't disinformation, by their definition... Their hit pieces were, by any sane standard 🤣 Sorry, just bored and buzzed yelling into the void.

David Hamilton

Cum doesn't count.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

So they never did anything about Rotherham. Lovely.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He's a real mutant.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

😭🏞️

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The only aircraft capable of taking off with him inside was shot down in the opening days of the Ukrainian war.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Is this really much of a change? Biden, Fetterman, now this FAA goon...this is all being done to make an AI god-king more palatable.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The pig apologizes to us in the same tone he'd use when his mom caught him with his hand in her purse trying to snatch a little percadoodledoo money.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"That fat fuck only works one day a week." You sure you're talking about Santa there pig?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Big T with the win in NH

Pete Casa

Preach the truth! 🙏

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Where were all these teachers WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?????

Deep thoughts.....

Next Victoria’s Secret model

Dshadow13

Down syndrome Tim sounds A LOT like Ray Kumpf lol

MuscleMan42

That teacher did nothing wrong. She’s a damn hero. I wish her well on her journey.

Junkie

Thats where I draw the line

Joseph Guevara

Tim should bring the same level of sincerity to his apologies, that he brings to reading ads for the products he hawks. Who doesn’t believe that he uses and loves all those products? (Everyone)

Osama Bin Latinx

We will take off when god says

Bobby Dominguez

Disagree. Apologize even if its in the most insincere way imaginable because its that type of dishonesty this country was built on.

Pookey611

And cruise ships Tim ! They’re so overrated and every fat old woman just wants to say she goes on one because her broke friends think it’s expensive when it really isn’t even that expensive

Brandon W

I'd be fine with the mentally disabled but a female pilot is just too much. Not in my American

DreadfulDecaf

The only woman I want flying my plane is Niki Haley

Salil Al-Sawarim

Ok cuck

Net and yoohoo on the Choo choo

Boring Warmonger is Nikki Haley’s spirit animal

Yimmy Yames

✌️🤘❤️🔮

Shane

What a great episode to listen to before getting on an airplane to the other side of the world! Thank you Tim!

Ethan Earle

"Regional pricing". Sounds like rich people get charged more. Why they always gotta rip off rich people

ED

What can view this avid file?

Mathew

I’ve had enough of these sys white extra chromosome having racist pigs taking the jobs from ethnic diverse Asperger schizophrenic queens!

Dave

These airlines don’t want just any downy to be their next pilot, they better be from a minority background and trans!

Dave

Biden is a whore who’s only asset is selling out the American public to whoever Trump is better breed of criminal and is selfish enough to make America better . He doesn’t needs to whore American public directly . Yes it would for the boomers to stop

LI LOUD

Regional pricing , who wants to be in Indianapolis when you can visit the Teepee at Foxwoods but live in the northeast

LI LOUD

I am a flight attendant I want to quit

Samantha Sever

"Just watch a video of him 30 years ago and compare to now" lol! I was fucking pretending to be a power ranger 30 years ago

Jon Edwards

Crying walking my dog 😂

Kraypaper

Stop apologizing for late episodes and tell your Patrons to be happy for the slop you give them. It's more than worth the 5-bucks..

Kraypaper

How about a pilot with Down’s syndrome who walks out of the cockpit mid flight, dressed in drag, and reads story books to your kids?

Osama Bin Latinx

Looked it up and fat con in Seattle is a real thing

Emilia Tessaro

Hello, do you have cupcakes? No. Can you get some? You are minister of cupcakes. Put downsies in charge of government jobs. Everyones attitude would be better. More would get done. It starts at the top.

Emilia Tessaro

Fuck it right?

Earth Burner

Trump has clear cognitive decline. (Just watch some old interviews with him from the 90's and compare them to how he speaks now). Biden, on the other hand, clearly has profound dementia. So, yes, Trump is senile, but Biden has full on dementia.

Lilith

Maybe it’s determined by the venue.

🎠

I’m a dude and I would have loved getting that puss as a teenager

Zach Klein

This gentile supports the IDF. If anything Israel is being too nice.

Jorge Espinha

Ay d bag I bet you jerk off to cartoons. Tim hasn’t changed . It’s election time it’s what is relevant

You’re a pile of sticks .

U bum u are always late ! Get the cocks out of your mouth and asshole u fag hag

ryan

🤫 don't let 'em know Tim! Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake! 😂

Dixie Daley

You should feel so honoured you absolute cuck

Andrew

let ray kump fly the plane

RetroBlue

Maaaan when he did that down impression I was crying lol

Jon Edwards

It’s ok he’s nigga

Ron

Although he is old as hell, he’s definitely not senile

Ron

Trump isn’t senile you lying fool!

Ron

Welcome back to the "Sorry we're late" show!

Mitchell Resing

Sounds like you would like the west to model itself after communist dictatorships and radical religious theocratic regimes. You're we taught it

One Graham Army

Trump is also 80 years old and blithering nonsense... nothing to be decoded. He's insane and senile. And Biden is asleep and senile. What great choices we have out of 400 million people.

One Graham Army

I love that Tim’s impression of a person with Down’s Syndrome is just Ray

theirishwonderjr

Hey you can’t…..oh nevermind

Jeff

Anybody know why tickets in Foxwoods are so much more than in Indianapolis?

ED

Airline rant 🙌🏼 officially subscribed for life

Meditated_Margot

The way I screamed when I opened that picture 🤣

Taylor killpack

Holy fuck that pic…..

Jim

Hahaha I had the same reaction

Abdullah

The picture omfg

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

I've been ranting a similar rant about travel for months now. Nice to get validation from Tim, though I feel like a lot of his audience is the travel type. Am I wrong?

Tara Ellenberg

Nigga you ain't sorry for being late!

Tony Davis

60 minutes is a long time bruh

McReilly

You're right: that's the problem. The West has undergone decades of brainwashing and demoralization, and is unable to deal with actual threats.

Christian Glen

Fuck off faggot no one cares

Draven Cruz

“We’ll take off when God says”

yourgirlmadz

Man…where were these teachers when I was in school?

Jeff

N word

Tyler

Great episode

Melissa Gifford

Clip the down syndrome bit put that bitch on YT they'll love it

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Bring back Ben!!!

Drew from MD

Herschel Walker

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

This ep was incredible

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Damn, I needed to hear this

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Pakistani rape gangs continue to operate in the UK, and very little has been done to stop them. The obvious reason for this is a toxic mix of political correctness and white guilt, which makes condemning the negative actions of a brown skin person essentially impossible. This is why the Labor government originally tried to cover it up when it was first revealed, as not to give their political and ideological enemies ammunition to use against them. However, the deeper awful truth as to why this has not been addressed is that so many of the elites of the UK are themselves rapists and pedophiles. That type of behavior does not outrage them because it's one of their favorite pastimes. But hey, that's just life in the Big City.

Christian Glen

Move to Coral Gables. It's like Palm Beach but there's more to do. Pharrell and the Bezos live here.

Cow Love

You had me at racist, what's show called

James

ill hang out with you in Phoenix if you want.

Pog Daddy

You started to do this thing where you repeat a phrase over and over

Steven

How long has it been since a Video ep. Feed me your slop 🐷 😘

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

That guy is competent

You’re a pile of sticks .

I like Adam and Nick Mullen

Sponge

He has his own racist show and Patreon now

Sponge

Where’s the picture of the albino, new Ben?

Sponge

5x12

You’re a pile of sticks .

Used to be easy for the Pig to do a tight 60 and now he struggles to get 55 on top of being on time

Bryan

Saw Tim in Brea on New Years weekend and I got to say his stand up is top tier right now. Saw him in LA during the pandemic and it was great, but this time it was electric! You're my favorite comedian of all time Tim

Brian

I travel for a living and absorb things. Fuck you Tim you fat pig

Pejman A

Long live our new Huey P Long . The P is for Pig.

David Eric Ricketts

👜+☎️

Muffuletta

FYM (fuck your mother)

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

You butchered that joke worse than OJ did Nicole

Big Mike

Why does that guy look exactly like I thought he would?!

Pedro Girão

Persephone = per sef a nee

Nick Mann

I love you

phillip troeckler

We want your fat pig self here uncensored you lazy gay boy

phillip troeckler

No one wants too hear you on Rogan you fat pig

phillip troeckler

'self care' & travel are apparent warning signs of our nations epidemic of intellectual disability/degeneracy

Mom

I like how tim shits on the media but then uses the same media to say the chick will be the VP. Tim do some research, he will never have some chick be the VP. Most likely will be Vivek or someone like him.

Beefjerkyman

This is the pig I remember !!!

Samuel Chambers

Thank you Tim, where’s that rothschilds ep tho?

Dim Tillon

Did you see that pod where tosh gets the chick who talks to dead animals. Pretty good shit

Beefjerkyman

great ep. the travelers i know are that type you describe, vapid and incurious and retaining nothing other than the food was good look at my pics

GM

Very gay

You

Come on man its literally the same show. The laugh is just slightly less autistic. 😉

joej71009

Next episode you and Ray need to have a seance and ask Epstein about Steven Hawking and the midgets.

Big Mike

BBB (bring back Ben)

Colin riehl Riehl

Everyone always says to rip the safety warnings off everything and let darwinism decide, this is what's happening, let the retards kill themselves. I wish them well.

Cody Lawler

Give a mouse (pig) a cookie

Muffuletta

I miss Ben Avery, still good time listening though

Jay Gomez

I know why I'm here

Philip S.

this is gold

Christian Abys

That actually is the response tim. Your just gay.

troy

FUCK NESTLE!!!

Caleb Mathsion

Tim Dillon when he went on rogan with Alex jones was peak.

Jim

Michael Deeznuts in your mouf.

Bret Branon

New lemon party, Tim Dillon, and the Adam friedland show all in one day? Life is good and I am gay.

Frontside shitslide

Great episode Tim. Thank You!

Bret Branon

And just like hunter, his kids will distance themselves

Jenn

Late a couple of days lol I had to lower my subscription tier…Im a poor academic. Tim needs to start paying me (yoga) god speed

Jenn

I think Tim needs to go back on the sauce

Mr. Dillon

Tim treats his patreon episodes like how Hunter handles his cocaine in the white house. Sweaty and careless.

DentonVisual

that was very funny

Will Wagner

Cry about it lib

Steven Mainini

But like wouldn't a downs person be the best NPC to give a fyck and not overthink and just fly the plane...? 😂 They care about everyone equally and like, all the time.

annieviolent

Mike - woncha just Kump on the brakes there for a minute on that D.

Jazz Kumpet

no, he thought I worked there and threw me $5 to clean up his mess

Martin Cee

Did u wish him well

Tyler Hass

talk for 8 years 😂

Kaitlyn parliman

Late episode thats 3 lashings tim

Oscar Wild

Is this still a comedy podcast? Or just straight up right-leaning talk radio? I prefer the center-left leanings of the Adam Friedland Show.

Michael D

Martin Cee

I just screamed 🤣

Muffuletta

The way I feel when Tim is late with a patreon is probably how Hunter Biden’s kids used to feel waiting for him to come to their recitals.

Ani

Ray Kump still owes me $500 damnit

DentonVisual

Ben Drillin

Devin Burt

Never mind it works now🤣 took 6 min

Dick Olson III

Gaslopus

tnm_dynamiq

Lining up to the trough, am I right boys?!? SLOP DROP

Barry-O

But no audio??

Dick Olson III

Good slop for us pigs

Dick Olson III

Hot and fresh! I love it.

Jonyba Brusch

Dim Jillon

Frank Mercer

Sjw Ray 🎶🎵🎶

Jonathan

KUMP for VP

xSynergy

Where Ray

Jonathan

SLOPPPPP

otisbb

Thanks pig

Dongleloid

Just what I needed

Jay

Sup

JC

Slop o clock

Mean Mike

Second

Bret Branon

First

Nick Bryant