Bonus #229 - A Boring Warmonger

Aliens would make things more interesting.

HummerEV96

And gay? Why the flags? 😂

Dixie Daley

first to last

Not a pretty pal Boi

Aliens are retarded 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Not a pretty pal Boi

I want Tim Dillon movie reviews. Go watch Furiosa and report back 🫡

Hoppy Poppy

oh it's you, you're one of the good ones. come to america and join the resistance

Abuelito

aliens are just the inbreds lol. check out all the point pleasant contact stories from the 60s. mib types there clearly suffered from poorly shielded power supplies on the electrogravitics (pit cancers, respiratory issues, thyroid eyes, heavy sunburn) and used the exact same paralyzing strobe tech they just announced for those gun control towers in la. Sure maybe there are real aliens, but everything we've seen is just your tax dollars funding fuckery. brics will win wwiii (guess who's been sending china our aviation tech?) and after a few years the real shit will come out to crush them. they put it all in the most published book in history lmao. these people love to play god, but it's always been make believe and scalable mass parallelized tulpas. Now with ai and their flight tech they can larp on a whole new level, maybe even save their disintigrating genomes. it's a pity they'll discard their lesser brethren the instant they no longer need em lol, but we won't be around to miss them so whatever.

Abuelito

as former irish, current american undesirable this is exactly what you deserve lol. your royalty is the tribe of dans royalty lmao. shoulda joined us 150 years ago. too late! didnt you know they turn on every "ally" they ever make?

Abuelito

He can if he is in little pieces

Big Mike

No

Christian Glen

Dildo Faggins.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

PUT THEM ALL IN THE POT

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Ugh. When half your post is emo rap lyrics, maybe don't post.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This is why the 90s were the high point of the empire. The way we dealt with Russia was a problem, but the real disaster was the war on terror.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Like their close kin, the Morlocks.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Is that fried guinea pig on a stick? I had that, it was disgusting.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Pfizer probably gave it to them for free because it definitely doesn't contain experimental gene therapy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Unfortunately yes.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He can't fit.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Jabba was an alien...maybe the pig is his gay cousin. Jabba the Butt.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Was waiting for that joke.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Shut the fuck up faggot

Earth Burner

What a faggot

Earth Burner

Idg why even bring up the topic of aliens if you're not interested lol seems a little struggle to get through it all. Enjoyed the show however

Dixie Daley

Pakistani rape gangs continue to operate in the UK, and very little has been done to stop them. The obvious reason for this is a toxic mix of political correctness and white guilt, which makes condemning the negative actions of a brown skin person essentially impossible. This is why the Labor government originally tried to cover it up when it was first revealed, as not to give their political and ideological enemies ammunition to use against them. However, the deeper awful truth as to why this has not been addressed is that so many of the elites of the UK are themselves rapists and pedophiles. That type of behavior does not outrage them because it's one of their favorite pastimes. But hey, that's just life in the Big City.

Christian Glen

Pig, please. I’m recovering from surgery and I require plenty of fresh slop so I can heal properly.

Muffuletta

You can take the sub-prime broker out of the business, but you can't take the sub-prime business out of the broker. Disappointing.

David Gross

You’re the biggest grifter of them all piss pig.

Samuel Thomas

I'm at my wits end with you, pig. My wits end.

Tyler

Fresh slop

Ike Duffy

It's official. Timmy if officially the fattest lazyest piece of shit to ever walk the face of the earth.

Marshall Ames Richards

Derp, they charge you once a month so you are just making extra steps to pay the same amount. 🫏🤡

Chris Seifried

Tim in Montecito sucking off some 20 year old jock instead of giving us the slop, come on and finish them off and get back to work!

Stuart

Pay Kump and make him half the show because those are the only episodes I care about. Call it “two pigs and the slop”

Pola

wheres kump daddy

Realize Realize

Timothy NVDA up up up.

Fire and Brimstone

New Year, the Pig promises to be consistent and here we are, three weeks into 2024 and Pig is late on the slop cuz he's stuck at Wendy's playing the quarter pounder challenge wherein you see how many stacks of patties you can fit in your mouth

Bryan

Jake

Are we just doing the bi-monthly thing now? What happened to making up a lost episode?

David Gross

You’re the most unreliable fatty ever

Mean Mike

wheres the slop, pig? we made you, we can unmake you. this is a written threat

Kim Jong Un

where's raymond?

Matthew Hanacek

Tim is right… who cares anymore

Jon Udell

Ben Avery blocked me on X because I kept telling him to shut up. He’s a mean pussy. Release the patreon Tim or I’ll tell you to shut up on X too 🤐

Emerson Powell

Cherylll!!!! Tims late again!

Jason S.

Thanks for the episode Tim 🫡

Maurice BROOKER

End of an era. This show had a great run but it’s over. Unless Kump is by his side every week or Ben comes back, it’s over. Time to shut it down. So long Tim and Thankyou for the laughs!

Keith evans

At this point it’s going to be a jump scare

Muffuletta

You don’t love the surprise?

You’re a pile of sticks .

If Robert Downey junior can say that he's not Tony Stark then Tim Dillon can say that he's not Mojo.

Graizur

Can we do a write in campaign so that Tim Dillon can play Kevin Feige as Mojo in the Marvel Universe there's still time for Deadpool 3to not suck! Everyone thinks that Robert Downey junior was magic or Chris Evans was magic or whatever and it's kind of true but it's not specifically Robert Downey junior or specifically Chris Evans it was the magic of perfect casting.

Graizur

Katt Williams and Saltburn pigrants please

Muffuletta

Great comeback. How about you cope harder you goofy looking fag

Alex

Kill yourself

Paul Bruno

That’s for Ox Numbrs. Ox Numbrs stop borrowing money from your parents and actually kill yourself.

Paul Bruno

You’re a bully. A worthless piece of shit. If people want to express an opinion, this is America, so they can you retarded communist pencil dick asshole fuckface

Paul Bruno

Please talk about Saltburn

Mimi Lafrance

Yesssssss

Mimi Lafrance

Uncle Tim I would love to hear your take on Saltburn. 🛁

Taylor killpack

new ben where's kump

Jack

We should have false flagged ourselves from the moon so we could have kept up the space program. They should have launched Project Blue Beam the day the Berlin Wall fell. Or like, a week later.

Graizur

See! That's what I'm saying. They'd be lovely together, but the Matrix is to Matriarchal to allow two free thinking male characters to exist in the same space. BRING BACK THE PATRIARCHY. I'd say get back in the closet but... I'm American.

Graizur

We just leveled iran

Lee

Bring back Ben!!!

Drew from MD

?

Tres Amigos

Rothschilds when

Muffuletta

They can still cancel someone after they die bruh

Louise Nelson

Speak on Katt Williams

Isaiah

Bronx Johnny is Ecuadorian, but not like he cares about his family there

Runaway_Slav

Must be the first episode you've ever heard then. It wasn't bad but this doesn't crack the top 50 ep

Alex

What about the poor school janitors who had to clean up their mess

Thomas Miller

Good ep. I love the Matthew Perry part. And the aliens. "I'm concerned with people I know exist. I have enough problems worrying about people I know are real and what they're going to do"

thats fine he can cum too

Barry-O

You’re late on Spotify, pig.

Pola

This episode was a boring warmonger. 🥱 💤

Osama Bin Latinx

Michael Christian

I wrote something on a sign that I'm very passionate about. It says "Marry me Timmy boy" I don't recall writing it and I'm straight.

Donovan Collinsworth

Sounds exactly like something an alien that didn't want to be found would say.

Brian Green

You have definitely been in the tunnels pig

Big Mike

i don’t want to work at laser tag anymore.

Joshua Neuman

The only two things I seem to disagree with the pig on are Aliens and the Irishman lol

Christian Glen

Elite groups of humans secretly in possession of alien technology could dramatically change the game.

Christian Glen

Not with that attitude!

Christian Glen

Am i only person from Serbia that watch this? never been to Us never going to, but love this show even tho i dont get half of jokes

Djordje Dodig

Phoenix Az here, We are not all trash here. Most are, but not all.

Pog Daddy

like two beach balls.

Pog Daddy

You know Tim has a promo code for Keeps, right?

Alex

So did Vivek drop out?

Nala

People that protest everything are called losers

ROBERT STEFANINI

I wonder where the school got the money for the complimentary baby formula? Probably Eric adams coke money and not taxpayers

Carly Rogers

It’s spelled humor you limey fuck

Ronald Evans

dziękuję świneczko

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

Venerating

Whipkek

I for one enjoyed this episode. Thanks pig 🐖

Slide Slick

New York literally votes for that , enjoy, congrats

Jonathan

Ben has more

Jonathan

Tim you need Ray on every episode because you bounce off eachother so well.

Jonathan

That is a pretty solid take actually.

Dog With No Collar

Tim try Cuy in Ecuador one time your life would change

Ben Stearns

Why are you so fat?

Bryan

Hype to see you tomorrow

Ryan Slater

This pony boy of yours is getting a little mouthy.

Pola

Eric Adams was on an episode of History Hyenas in 2020 back when he was an alderman or whatever fake position. How are we not talking about this?

Make no mistake I'm a tute that's gonna spread Chrissy's glutes and go brutes on that cute little poop chute

Ryan would definitely let Tim sink to his knees

Charles Douglas

Over under is Tim still has 1,000 Patreon subscribers. I’ll take under.

Paul Bruno

Jews are natural tunnelers

Yimmy Yames

Tim keeps wanting to go back to a time like the 90s where politics were boring and unimportant and people could be “silly” again. But this era was the unique point in history right after USA had felled its primary foe, the USSR, and there were no dangers on the international front. Unfortunately we have totally squandered this state of affairs, and it’s never coming back. Russia is back, not going to make the same mistakes again, and politics matters again. Sucks, and it’s not Tim’s fault of course, but that era is never coming back.

Michael

Swallow this gun bitch🍆

Michael

I know

Tyler

Oh yeah? How much do you weigh? :^]

Tyler

You suck at your job, swallow a gun

Tyler

The BOYS! The LADS! THE DOODS! THE BROS!

Graizur

Last night I tried to imagine a Ryan Long Tim Dylan interview and it got too explicit too fast so I had to stop. Because I'm straight.

Graizur

Good episode Timmy. Go text Ben.

BG

We need an episode on the AI George Carlin special

Scott Hanlin

They literally hired day laborers to built the tunnel LOL https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/orthodox-jewish-students-used-migrant-labor-for-secret-tunnel/

Christian Glen

I wish you well

Christian Glen

Agree with TM. Top echelon rants. A crime it’s behind a pay wall.

SeabassSaidThat

Thankfully not on this episode

Hardly Spent

The pit is fucking gold and you can’t forget about the homeless people into the big pot 🤣🤣

Hardly Spent

I've always been confused why Tim has shit on anything related to aliens and have disagreed with his take on it... But he's never elaborated his thoughts on the matter. Finally hearing a longer rant giving his reasoning I kinda get it now. Fair enough I guess

Alex

Tim is officially internally unimpressed

Brandon Sundquist

The founding fathers!

Tyler Hass

Hilarious that New York is complaining about the migrants they asked for. How do you think Eagle Pass Texas feels?! 10,000 migrants in detention at any time. I work the border, it is a crisis, and anyone who says different is full of shit.

Michael

The fucking alien rant was great.

Uncle Polko

I'm an Ecuadorean fan. I can give you a resume of all that had happened.

Alwin Morales

Your meds, take them

Sausage McGriddle

Have the Hasids build tunnels for the migrants to live in

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

I love that Tim has a favorite Hasidic hat 🎩🐷

Muffuletta

im tired of this easy laughin producer. I miss back when podcaster had to earn their laughs and a producer was a good barometer of honest humour in the moment. this is like the eminem verse ' And i dont need no man servant tryna wipe my ass // laughin at every joke i crack and half of em aint even funny like // "HAA! YOUR SO FUNNY MARSHALL YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN GAD DAM!" // unfortunatley i am, i just hide behind the tears of a clown//

Mordin Solus

Tim, one of the top 3 rants I've heard

Thomas Miller

TOTALLY NOT RATS THOUGH

Sausage McGriddle

Show me where I mentioned the “B” word fuckface?

BrooklynBorn

The current situation in Ecuador proves that El Salvador did the right thing. Put them in the pot!

Christian Glen

Tim re-learning what crisis actors are was a good bit

pickedKnows

I have a boyfriend

peter willcocks

we should get breakfast sometime

Barry-O

War Pigs

Fozzy

Thanks Tim

Jason Van

they got the goons.

Pog Daddy

Put the aliens in the schools and the kids in the jails.

Addam Carothers

Either speak or shut off the mic. I miss Ben

Beth Myers

I need an extended version of the jingle in the beginning

Nate

I love seeing dems get what they deserve. Phoney fascist. Censor this 🖕

Kippy Epstein.

Ma the wifi is bad in the Pit

Sam

Alex Jones texted me the other day, too.

Hannah

Can we just be best friends?

BB

so who do we think Really built the tunnels?=.@ hmmmm

C

Slops out boyz!!!

Matthew Burns

Same brother

Jayson Hatt

"where a bunch of kids go straight in the furnace", I love this shit. Rminds me of the pit.

3-DOLLAR-BILL-CUZBY

Good slop pigs

Dick Olson III

Great. Another episode of the laughing producer with the microphone inside his mouth.

BrooklynBorn

where's kump

Jack

You owe us an extra episode from December. For now, this will do

Mean Mike

Thanks for the gruel

Greg Cawthorne

But not the hat that I like 🎩

Warren

same

Situ-Wei Zhong xian

My life fucking sucks but at least i have this one breath of fresh air

Mikey Chimbira

Going more than a week without a new hour of content from Tim sucks but then i have to spend time with my family

Jason Schwartz

No one cares

Neil Hamed

Dillbo Baggins

We Wish Em Well

I hoped he would come out swinging about this lol

MVYHEM

Tim im ur biggest fan

Eman Hugh

Was going to sleep but this changes that

Ryan

Sick

Bonn Johnson

Nice

Ryan

I eat cum for breakfast

peter willcocks