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Bonus #228 - Trans Enforcers

Tim talks about the Gilbert Goons, mob justice, the value of withholding information, Lia Thomas at the border and the Epstein client list.

Comments

Wow. Tim really underestimated the power and influence of the Clinton Crime Family.

John

Gilbert AZ is a nice city.

HummerEV96

One if the best episodes 🤣

James Lahiffe Baker

does she know we are #1 in Tech 💀💀💀🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Alejandra Garcia

Ray will most definitely mistake him for a pile of mashed potatoes and eat his pig ass

Big Mike

Gilbertaccountability reddit is fire

Gabe Miller

This episode, especially the last 25 minutes is hysterical ‼️😂‼️ #Gr8rUSa 🇺🇸

Str8 World LLC

It's funny, I agree. Consider it legit public indecency.

Semen Trusov

34:01 Should Tim do an episode in drag? Yes or yes.

Jagdpanzer

Sometimes two wrongs do make a right.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Good info.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's all about ratios. One trip on the plane vs 27. Plus Trump wasn't on the island.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Nobody's gonna mention his name is semen?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And framing the natives for it afterwards.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

One of them should go in the pot.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And that's not getting into the Brighton Fields massacre. Or when they tried to get Utah to secede.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Who? I missed that one 😂

Dixie Daley

People are so fake and pearl clutching and gaslighting they're like normies are like hey you speak in run-on sentences let's send you to jail, literally laugh out loud with a gif of agent smith laughing without glasses.

Graizur

wheres kump daddy

Realize Realize

The only question is who offs him. Big Mike? Lightfoot? Clinton? Lea Thomas? Ben? None of the above. Raymond's gonna eat him.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The next one never comes, but he'll bang you over the head for five bucks for it anyway.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The same fate as Lisa would be if a drunken tractor trailer crashed into it.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Just wait till the AI telepathy kicks in! You won't have to deal with the burden of independent thought anymore!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

She was holding you back.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The pig has already provided a solution. To the pot!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Blame YT for that limey cocksucker.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bout time. Used to love SP, but it seems it's another COVID casualty.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

You mean Guyana.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Potato. Marby light. Googly eyes. You won't even know the difference.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

My dad is trans too, and we deported him back to Canada. Where he belongs.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If the left gets the Muslims, then it's only fair that the right gets the Queers

Christian Glen

Damn he did call it. Granted, not at the border, and more of a straight up nazi, but some trans took a hard right turn.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

more kump

Mathew

Hilarious for Tim to act like the Gilbert Goons are white. It’s the usual suspects.

Pvt Maggot

Interview Blaire While on the trans stuff

Kim Jong Un

I just got onto the patreon. This is my last 20 dollars. I have cancer and need meds(ik cancer is fake and gay and created by Bill Gates/God) but I'm gonna keep giving you my money till you agree to marry me. Yes or yes?

Donovan Collinsworth

Haha its so funny my dad is acually very right wing trans, and have been her whole life😅

Hamilton Forslund

Arm them now for Christ! #tansmaga

Neil Osmond

Best episode

Eman Hugh

6'1 Lia Thomas vs hoards of tiny central american migrants sounds like a scene from attack on titan

Weenie Boombalini

As someone who grew up Mormon, did the 2 year mission, only to figure out it was all a lie at age 30…Tim is pretty spot on with a lot of the stuff about the Mormons.

Thomas Stirland

if you subscribe to his patreon you know damn well not to expect anything in a timely manner.

Jake

Buddy... pal... lay off the ambien. Your wife and I are worried.

Tyler

What if he admitted to being a /pol/tard

Tyler

Will the book be out soon or am I reaching for the stars?

Sam Davis

Thank you for the response!

Jonyba Brusch

No. He rarely does video episodes anymore. Occasionally for the Rothschilds

Christian Glen

the next episode is called tunnels with tishby !

Steve barrett

If I pay $20/momth, do I see him in these videos?

Jonyba Brusch

I for one am glad I Spent my last $5 I had to my name to listen to Tim Dillon. This was the first good episode in a long time.

Mitchell Resing

He’s right. They’re gonna be talking about the size of skulls pretty soon!

Dan Buckley

I like watching or listening to Tim Dylan rants because he talks as if there's such a thing as people I do the same thing but it's like in a far side (livestock not listening cliche) and it's like I wonder if there was ever such a thing as the American middle class. I wonder where my generation went that avoided busy work and was trying to make a difference and watch The matrix and sought truth probably in a mass grave in Bolivia with all the winners.

Graizur

We are 8 days into 2024 and there’s already too much news to work with for material. Tim is going to have to do more shows per week just to cover everything. I don’t know if he has enough electrolytes for this.

herbius derbius

>Tim admits to being a reddituer This is a problem for me. I will have to reconsider my patronage.

dane.lawe

Doesnt anyone read Scifi? The Mormons are the first to go to a new star to colonize because they are powerful and rich into the future.. dude south east Phoenix is so gay. Gilbert, queen creek, san tan valley… barf

Casey

I just remembered I preorder a book that was supposed to be here for Christmas. Tim is more like his parent’s generation than he’d like to admit.

Ballah

"Lia Thomas, just throwing absolute haymakers in the migrant caravan" is insane 😂😂😂

Jake

Nah, he mostly shiting on US, so they cool with that. If they knew who he is, they'd probably invited him on Russia Today.

Semen Trusov

And?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Patreon is such a pile of ahit. Always fuckn cuts the end off of everything that's on it

Lotlizardluv

Totally

Muffuletta

I can confirm that Trans people are not allowed in Lakeland past sundown

Christian Glen

Glad to see people are still dicks online. The producer is doing exactly the job he should be doing. And he's better by far than Ben.

Mantis Von Presley

Lived in East valley az my whole life, recently moved to Gilbert. Gilbert and queen creek are nice bc they are new, the stores aren’t gross, the parks are new etc. I’ve heard there is also a no bum policy, which seems true because I have maybe seen a handful of bums in Gilbert my whole life. Goonies getting away with this shit cuz there haven’t been any actual gangs established in the newly developed east valley. This would never happen in phx or Glendale.

Sacko

Nice try at sounding verbose but we know you're an actual retard. Imagine complaining in the comments like it'll have any effect. Not really surprising though, looking at your picture it's clear

Alex

Brasileiro ou Português?

Jorge Espinha

Money well spent

Jorge Espinha

Cut the producers mic. We don’t need to hear your laugh track.

Jacob Rothschild

Dude it looks fucking funny. Something to replace South Park. If that ever happens);

You’re a pile of sticks .

The pig just triggered the cia trannies

Yakutia

Woah he said there's an animated show coming? Anyone know anything about this?

Bylat

Has Tim covered Tiffany Henyard the corrupt mayor of Dolton, Illinois? She’s like Lori Lightfoot on crack and phen phen.

Sarah VH

Hilarious episode! Producer is great too ❤️

Anna O

Great episode. You are in great form big man!

Jorge Espinha

You have a weird person with an accent interrupting your free episodes as an advertisement. This is incredibly annoying please can you go back to doing your own or pick out better ads. Seriously I’ve listened since the Pizza Hut buffet it sucks

I cancelled Matt n Shane‘s for Jasmine‘s twinks

No drugs. From your many comments on here, you seem very invested. From your photo, you seem like a big douche. Please feel free to leave. Tim will survive without your $5 per month. Bye-bye

Mimi Lafrance

I would consider it bygones if the Carnegie Hall show was uploaded.

Muffuletta

Are you him?

Chris James

that producer better back off the mic before he ends up in Gilbert, Arizona

Chris James

Tim’s version of making up is just doing next weeks episode.

Nathan Graves

Get Blair white on the podcast

Shaun King Terry

I would not want to come face to face with Lia's wingspan

Meredith Bezner

2 weeks

ZekeKnives

It is coming very soon Tim, very soon

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

It is not a podcasts job to teach the LDS how to giggle out loud at home. All that Orange Theory money has gone to your head. Tim will gladly take your five dollars but we don’t cow-tow to the upper middle class around these parts. Get in the pot

You

You might get Arkancided by the elders. I'm guessing your name has been discussed in SLC. Yikes!

Fadedcharacter

Speaking of mob justice…shouldn’t we…the coastal elite here in California…be allowed to handle the homeless ourselves? Truly…if we are going to live in the Wild West…why can’t we enforce Wild West justice? Horse thieves were executed…what should we do with the fentanyl addict who stole my catalytic converter? I have some great ideas.

Clinton Body Count

Loving the mormon coverage Tim. Its ridiculous and needs attention

tmbruzzy

Lakeland Florida 😂

Christian Underkofler

I sold my daughter to Andrew Tate to pay for this months subscription

Lydon Manning

The way he laughs in all the episodes it's like he thinks Tim is ranting just to him and it's a private conversation. It takes me out of it. This is our slop. It's a performance, piggies!!!

gia

F R Ø S T

gia

I can only assume you live in Gilbert, AZ.

danny buckles

Great episode! But does Tim realize that he could be talking about Rogan. Austin is so great, we’re free here. It’s not like NY and Cali they’re fuckkedd! Austin is like Valinor , the land of the elves. No suffering, no hunger, no death. I definitely did not move here to escape paying taxes on my 200 million Spotify deal.

M C

B vbthu had guns. Be. A

Sarah Campbell

You people bitch about anything just stfu and listen!

jimmy szatkowski

You’re incapable of creating a sentence.

Paul Bruno

RIP to Lisa’s Lounge. Suffering the same fate as Lisa, a fitting tribute indeed

You

Complaining is peak society

Hunter Hopkins

What drugs are you on?

Paul Bruno

I couldn’t even finish the episode because of the constant fake laughter. None of us are at home giggling out loud. And we can’t enjoy the parts without laughter because we’re anticipating the fake laughter all the time.

Paul Bruno

The first one is free 😂😂😂

Erick

He’s not a laugh out loud comedian. You don’t understand how much you’re taking from this show. The laughter we experience is real but withholding. You’re ridiculous hysterics are not in line with what is happening.

Paul Bruno

Stop laughing before the punch line. You’re ruining the show.

Paul Bruno

Great episode ❤️ I love when the producer interacts more like this. He has a great laugh too.

Mimi Lafrance

You will do this until your dead

Big Mike

This is Tim at his best! Great slop to start the year.

Erik

Nobody’s mad at Leah Thomas if she’s fucking people up at the border

Samuel Chambers

transforcers: buff guys in disguise

Alex Reisinger

NEED TO BEAT THE HEAT?!?!

Casey Cook

Yo this episode was great, glad to have King Pig ranting like the beast that he is. Don't care that it was late when it is this quality. Nice comment about the Epstein plane flying over Arkansas by Neb the producer.

J

My husband used his dead grandfather as a profile to troll on next door app for fun during Covid.

Sarah VH

Step on a needle

essentialworker

You're a useless worker and don't contribute anything to society. Do the world a favor and just end your life. Okay bye

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

100% agree Atleast Ben knew not to speak unless asked and even then he didn't talk that much. Plus the new producers laugh is annoying

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Tim, you did a boss ass episode. The good news is you are nearly up-to-date., truth be told I'm still creeping through your back catalogue for the first time. You are safe for now pig.

Jesse Boag

aye shoutout Lakeland FL hahaha we do sing that song every night

Charles Pansler

I’ve shut out multiple episodes because of his voice. I’m irrationally annoyed

Chelsea

Enough already w/ this producer dropping his voice to the exact register where you can’t hear a word he’s actually saying no matter what his mic volume is set to. It’s literally just blocks of dead air to my ear when he speaks.

Lindsay

Really hoping we can get a run down of the new Epstein information from the 🐐 they would be a nice throwback

Ryan Seibert

The craziness of Mormons wasn’t even *remotely* touched on in this episode. They have secret names…crazy temple rituals…they baptize the dead from *other* religions into theirs…Joseph Smith was shot point blank on the ground at close range by a whole group of angry men.

Devin Trim

Shut up and eat your slop piglet!!!

Cole Esser

into men, thems.. we’re talkin 6’10” 350 lbs roided out jacked eunuchs with DDs and horse cocks, false eyelashes, caked on blue glitter mascara, the Marilyn wig, the Xerxes beard, the bagel head, and the BBLs, wearing 6” stiletto-heel high-top combat boots, in nightlife camo fatigue dresses dual-wielding AR-15s!

Evan Kirchmer

Paying for Tim’s Patreon is like buying an NFT, but with an actual return on investment. You’re buying a hyperlink to content that isn’t guaranteed to always work, and, if you think it’s too much money for the return you’re getting on something that doesn’t always work, you’re too poor be gambling that money in the first place.

Dr. H

“Do you have lupus?”

Taylor knight

Pig really earned the $5 with this one ☝🏼

Roy

Holy shit this one is good

Dylan Roberts

Happy New Year Pigs

Devon Woodrup

Yess I was hoping for an update

Shannon Hill

Need a breakdown of this list so i can edge while listening to lord cumpig hysterically laugh at the downfall of all societal morals.

TJD4pres24

Tims up, Tucks down

You

Fattie really brought the heat on this one.

Portland Chongo

You really want to know ?

Francis Boulay

Get in line, the Pig is mine

Kevtron

Will you get arrested for listening to the Pig in your police state?

Kevtron

Yes but only if he lets the Pig splat I’m talkin jam and scram he gotta put it down flip it and reverse it

Kevtron

You write dumb things. Are you dumb or was that a weak moment for you ?

Kevtron

Tim got a measly top off from Eli and thinks he’s got the stuff. When this podcast ends so do the callbacks

essentialworker

Into men or thems?

Ani

Being a real Tuck’er Carlson over here.

Michael zahn

I thought Ben was the secret guest on the last one before I heard Mel speak

Suckmydick

Blaire White, Titi Jerry, and Ann Coulter are my top 3 dream trans guests

Weenie Boombalini

What’s your Show’s name? I’ll check it out

Francis Boulay

What services

Francis Boulay

Better late than never love ur shows and look forward to it whenever it comes out!!

Cats4nelson

Yeah that's kind of besides the point dude, if you don't provide anything for the money then I'm going to start a Patreon and you should subscribe

tnm_dynamiq

Feels like Tim is really bringing it again! Love it dude

tnm_dynamiq

Money for services. That’s the agreement. That’s how it works. No services no money.

AllTooEasy_

If you think 5 or 20 dollars a month buys you entitlement to on time releases of his content then you need to make more money. Spend more time working, you’re getting nothing out of this. It’s impossible

Francis Boulay

Hey Bud, you earned the 5$ on this one

Jesse Albrecht

Can we bring back Ben Avery please? A little reconciliation over the miracle of life yes or yes?

Jordan

Get some twinks lined up on Grindr. He’ll be right over

You

all Gilbert is good for is buying pills *allegedly*

Laddah 14 into the tunnels

Ni hao

Tyler

Murder has been synonymous with the Mormons since they started, highly recommend reading Under the Banner of Heaven

Vandy-B

First fake biz and now fake detective work, Tim is truly a fake visionary. 🫡

Shane Perreault

HRC produced the only doc on endometriosis which is great for awareness, yet it’s impossible to watch…why?? She gate-keeps information and always has. It doesn’t make me interested in her just more sus. Trans enforcers go forth!

Jenn

Blaire white is the gun toting trans republican youre talking about. We need a TIM & BLAIRE WHITE EPISODE 💓💓

Madison Evans

Caitlynn Jenner is the og rightwing tranny

Jan wouter Boers

Tim, hey from Japan! I hope one day your show will be big enough to perform here, looking forward to it 😉

Semen Trusov

I’m obsessed with you!

Emily Hussey

“The first one is free” had me cackling

Pola

Lia Thomas patrolling the border to bring Republicans on board with trannys is so good. Thanks you Tim. My daughter went without her medicine for this episode, but that take was worth it.

Vance

Agree with the Clinton take, but to not mention Trump as well with the Epstein stuff is a huge miss.

Nate Mariano

This feels like an expected thing for gilbert. Arizona is still the wild west.

Enzo

The trans movement was a DoD psyop from the jump intended to radicalize a fighting force of terrifying Tranny Bruisers that would confuse and disorient the enemy and strike fear into the hearts of men

Evan Kirchmer

Love the funny’s, thanks TD! 🇨🇦❤️

Michael Fyfe

Just set up good old fashioned Tranny finishing schools like my grandmother went to, where they can learn to tuck their huge cocks like proper ladies

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

There’s a link in this article from NY Post to let you see the 118 pages of raw flight logs. It also shows where the flight is to and from (google the airport code if you need help). So, legitimately, most of the flights are NOT to Epstein’s island, but mostly to Florida, New Jersey and Ohio (Les Wexner’s home… his wife is listed a LOT). https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/clinton-trump-were-frequent-fliers-on-epsteins-lolita-express-jet/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app I lost track of the page number, but there’s an especially interesting flight to New Jersey with both Donald Trump AND Mark Middleton (Clinton advisor who recently killed himself). Also, there’s other flights that list Donald with Marla, Tiffany and nanny, so some of these legitimately might be social flights and less sketchy than it may seem.

Michelle

Is the Migrant Caravan in the room with us now?

Marco Bruxo

I doubt Tim will see this but maybe people in recovery will appreciate the irony: I was listening to this before work, and decided I need to read my AA daily reflection reader. I paused around the 39 minute mark, did my reading and feeling spiritually renewed. Went back to this and pressed play and Tim’s like “get the masculine trannies to KICK THEM IN THE FACE” lmfao.

Julie Hobbs

Come to Tim Dillons for the finest slop. Can't wait to see you live in Ohio!

T3xmex 16

‘Heaven is good WiFi.’ Thank you, Tim.

Hannah

Ill have you know the only border Leigh Thomas should be guarding is the great nation of Israel 🇮🇱

DreadfulDecaf

Good slop pigs

Dick Olson III

Fun lovin Amazons

Lovey

i mean a tweak with a machete vs a young teenager. yes or yes?

C

so hear me out, we drop all the mormon kids off skid row and see who comes out on top. white kids or real niggas

C

Church is in session

Rich

Some of your finest work. Stop immediately!

Nick Mann

Palp it

Nick Mann

So sloppy

David Eric Ricketts

Mormons are the greatest threat to modern society. Ban them.🙏

Flattop Foley

God I hate you

G-Sleazy

TRANSFORCE!!

G-Sleazy

First

The 4th Gabi

True crime with Alex Dillon

Rob Lopez

Yummy goysloup thank ya Tim

otisbb

We wish them well.

Warren

How was prom ya’ adorable little retard?

BrooklynBorn

It’s about time Piggy. 🐖

xSynergy

Thank you for this slop

Emerson Powell

Ray Kump for Mayor of Gilbert. He'll set those dead-eyed monsters straight.

David B. Gosselin

Frist!

Bret Branon


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