American Royalty Tour: Final Leg

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DrugsInaRoom

Tim - I know you’re working hard on peace in the Middle East, but the clowns running your tour posted three dates for Boston at the Wilbur then removed two of them. I can’t go to the Wednesday show because I’m working the evening shift at Pizza Hut cleaning the sneeze guards at the buffet and had already asked for that Friday off. I’ve been flipping Box of Awesome trinkets on eBay for full retail value for months to save up for this. Please help.

Ragnar Danneskjöld

see you in pgh this saturday you fuck

Holy fuck nobody cares

Aardvark

Tim if you have an interview again like the one with noa Tishby, I’ll take my patron money somewhere else

YOU ARE OVER A WEEK LATE, GOON!!!!!

Pola

Tim are you doing your own reading of the book for audible?

Looking forward to laughing at the Clown Pig Prince while throwing jello squares stolen from a chinese buffet into the hair and asscracks of nodding heroin addicts in northfield Ohio.

Londy

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Will

Where's my fucking episode. I'm coming down from coke and need a giggle

Tyler

Can wait to see the piss pig tn in Rochester. Tim if u see this go get a fucking garbage plate don’t act like you’re better than it

He literally just went to Chicago.

Liz Laenger

You never come to Chicago

Alan C

I'm hoping to buy tickets to foxwoods tonight

Nasrallah dropped a war teaser: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzE1B2WOlOA/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Have Tim talked about it! lol

skyler Martini

This needs to be a poster

The FAKEBIZ code doesn’t work when I try to check out for San Diego show, what’s the deal PIG???

Ani

Finally you are coming to dc. 🤦‍♀️ got tickets but maybe come here more often….

Gabrielle Owens

So excited- got tickets for St.Louis! I missed your Kansas City & Omaha shows this year so I am OVERJOYED to finally see you live in February.

Laur Laur

When UK?

Mark Maguire

Not working in San Diego BOOM BATTY

Joseph Dupnik

Pls com brasil

Tyler

Code ain’t working for Detroit

Tyler

Presale is only showing Feb 14 for Boston

The Trevor Noah stuff was great. This was the tone I was expecting you to have on Israel-Palestine. Something like this: "Getting pretty Nazi-ish in America all of a sudden. I thought the left hates Nazis. Now we got little Hitler youth cheering on the slaughtering of Jews, cheering Hamas. Jesus christ. What the hell happened? It's like 1936 all of a sudden. Where the hell was I? Has this been going on this whole time? I was unaware. I had not noticed this apparently. But Jesus. "And look, I can't get caught up in this. I'm a very important person in history. People will study me, because I'm one of the greatest social and political commentators of our time. Have you heard what I've said about Israel and Jewish people? I have a tier on my Patreon called the Rothschild tier! Jesus. I can't do that any more. I still will but I shouldn't. It's not fun after a massacre of this scale. Hey Hamas - IT'S NOT FUN ANY MORE to make fun of Jews and Israel after what you did. I want to be able to make Holocaust jokes and Mossad jokes -- or statements -- but I can't do that any more after what you did. These jokes -- but really statements -- seem in bad taste now. So that's not good. "And, look, if these left-wing compassionate Nazis start making things really bad for the Jews here, I will open my house to Jews to hide them ... but I want a movie made about me being a hero. I WANT A MOVE MADE ABOUT ME BEING A HERO! Jews, you can stay in my house in Austin, Tx. Not in the Hamptons, because that one's for me, but you can stay in Austin. There's gotta be some Jew-hating freaks down there. But I need a movie made about me and it needs to be directed by Steven Speilberg and it must win the Oscar for Best Picture! IF IT'S NOT GOING TO WIN BEST PICTURE I WON'T DO IT!"

Scott

I SWEAR DOWN ON ME DEAD NANS GRAVE, if you don't come to florida I will donate to BLM... AND the ADL

Broja the FloridaMan

Miami

Attack Peter

No Abu Ghraib?

Guillermo Gutierrez

If only Phoenix was on there

Alejandro Rocha

Great picture

Cardboard Krak'n Collectibles LLC

Come to Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪!

Edmond Nonie

oh goody, i love boston in February

Chelsearose Costa

Damn, there's a lot of people mad about no FL dates. Nice, force him to come here! 😂

Brad and Laura

Why does he look so thin??

show some love to the sunshine state

Charles Pansler

this promo is incredible

he hates the PNW 🥲

Amanda Hagedorn