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Bonus #220 - 18 Feet

Tim talks about how you should relate to your Arab & Jewish friends during this time, a mass shooting in Maine and how the car he wants doesn't fit in his garage.

Comments

holy shit hummer is it really you?

bc

I wish the violence would stop.

HummerEV96

I thought so too

Victor Mori

This is a very good episode

Michael

Hamas is cooler than israel

Anthony Braband

I believe so strongly in our love that I'd die for it and let you park your Rolls Royce in my garage.... It's very flat and even. Let's make this real Timothy, cmon now.

Donovan Collinsworth

The brainwashed, psycho, young idiot college brat energy is strong in these comments. Good for Tim speaking his mind (as usual). Chill Out Children the world is a complex place.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Im so sorry to hear about the garage

How many feet is your garage? Do you really need a new house or can you modify the garage?

Alexander Shpak

You really thought you were doing something when you made that username lmao

Caleb Bean

It’s really amazing how populations that are being systematically genocided, always grow exponentially.

Osama Bin Latinx

Love you Tim! You’re my go to guy to hear about current events lol always funny as shit !

Tyler

Last few episodes have been boring incoherent rambling. Didn't laugh once. I love and support the pig, but damn.

CLWN.WRLD

Feed me,pig.

Pod Castables

Yo. Tim is only human for fucks sake people. Y’all have no life if you’re freaking out after one week with no patreon episode. Also I loved listening to Tishby, I needed that perspective. Definitely going to read her book. Something you all probably don’t do enough of, read. No patreon episode for one week, pick up a book instead.

Jennifer

That’s well said. You lasted 10 minutes more than me.

David Eric Ricketts

So we get the propagandist Kike activist because Timmy feels bad for making a Hamas Pizza Hut joke? That’s NICE!

David Eric Ricketts

Had to turn off the Noa Tishby ep after ten minutes of her demented rambling. I thought this was the Tim Dillon Show, not the Apartheid Apologist Power Hour. Get it together fatboy

Steyr

Guys hes working on a ceasefire agreement with new Pizza Hut sponsor Hamas and the state of new york. The ep is coming. Peace to the middle east

TJD4pres24

After 20 Minutes of the Noah Tishby show with her quest Tim Dillion, I had to stop listening. This chick was giving my a headache. Thanks for wasting my time you piece of shit.

M C

The worst YouTube ep of all Time

Michael Papa

Tell Isreal to go back home

None of your beeswax.

stop cryin he said not to be angry about whatever u guys r angry about

Evan Kirchmer

The Noah lady not letting him get a word in is bizarre.

cody pinner

Faggot.

David Mettee

Scamming your Patreon subscribers week after week must be your most lucrative fake business to date.

Jake

Well pig, I was really looking forward to this tonight. Fuck you very much.

Dylan Roberts

wheres our slop pig

Fredo Cuomo

Give us our slip you fat bitch 🤡

Jake

GIVE US MORE KING HOG

Miles Bronson

Here I am again, rolling my fat ass around in the muck. Begging, hoping, and dreaming of the day I get some fucking slop. Knowing it is all but a dream…

Maybe he got the daily show

Chris Seifried

fatty boombatty and his retarded producer can’t even release an episode remotely on time

David Bosquet

Lazy pig!! Your chubby cheeks are like guanciale

William Kuss

Unreliable fat cunt

Billy Slade

Where's the slop, pigglet??

Queefs galore

Tim hasn't been on time for a podcast in several months

Katy

Back to begging for my slop

Muffuletta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBumTNZvVvk

lilfukka

I just spent my entire lunch in a Jersey Mikes wearing Raybans haggling loudly with a guy named Raj about SEO management. I semited him down from $500 to $351 per month, made strong demands and used some power phrases “Let me be clear”. He just sent the contract and I will NEVER sign it. Fakebiz is a lifestyle

Thomas Leitke

Hey retard, how about you give us the new slop and then kill yourself?

Guillermo Gutierrez

Wow still no new Patreon. Have a backlog you diaper wearing retard. That way you let your fans down on a weekly basis

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Piggy pig reppin' the pale pudgy Irish population in Beverly Hills 💩🐽🐷

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Tim I am missing your Rochester show because I am going to a bachelor party in Austin Texas. THE IRONY. I am sending my boomer parents instead

Koberhagen

We get it…LI’s top political ranter. Most of us come here to escape that shit. Now bring back Ray Devin and Ida you FF!

Rico_Suave

Have a great day, everybody 🫶🏼

Alex

Nasrallah dropped a war teaser: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzE1B2WOlOA/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Have Tim talked about it! lol

skyler Martini

I wish I got hit by Trevor Noah’s car than listen to this episode waste of my money

Tim Scott

Oo

The obama's drowned Matthew Perry

Jan wouter Boers

I just sang “borders and walls” to the tune of “Arabs and Jews”

Julie Hobbs

God bless you for coming to dallas

Morgan

Please reach out to Ben. He is posting golf videos. He needs a hug.

Tim is one of the only things that makes me happy because he’s right:wrong about literally anything/everything

Don’t listen to these comments, this was the best episode in a long time and I depend on you for international news since NBC/FOX has their own agenda. Keep bringing it.

NotBenAvery

Why the fuck am I paying for this? An hour of talking in circles about some bullshit that most Americans don't give a single fuck about.

Stew Magoo

If there is anything I couldn't care less about, it's this middle eastern bullshit. Shut the fuck up about it.

Stew Magoo

The Trevor Noah stuff was great. This was the tone I was expecting you to have out the gate. Something like this: "Getting pretty Nazi-ish in America all of a sudden. I thought the left hates Nazis. Now we got little Hitler youth cheering on the slaughtering of Jews, cheering Hamas. Jesus christ. What the hell happened? It's like 1936 all of a sudden. Where the hell was I? Has this been going on this whole time? I was unaware. I had not noticed this apparently. But Jesus. "And look, I can't get caught up in this. I'm a very important person in history. People will study me, because I'm one of the greatest social and political commentators of our time. Have you heard what I've said about Israel and Jewish people? I have a tier on my Patreon called the Rothschild tier! Jesus. I can't do that any more. I still will but I shouldn't. It's not fun after a massacre of this scale. Hey Hamas - IT'S NOT FUN ANY MORE to make fun of Jews and Israel after what you did. I want to be able to make Holocaust jokes and Mossad jokes -- or statements -- but I can't do that any more after what you did. These jokes -- but really statements -- seem in bad taste now. So that's not good. "And, look, if these left-wing compassionate Nazis start making things really bad for the Jews here, I will open my house to Jews to hide them ... but I want a movie made about me being a hero. I WANT A MOVE MADE ABOUT ME BEING A HERO! Jews, you can stay in my house in Austin, Tx. Not in the Hamptons, because that one's for me, but you can stay in Austin. There's gotta be some Jew-hating freaks down there. But I need a movie made about me and it needs to be directed by Steven Speilberg and it must win the Oscar for Best Picture! IF IT'S NOT GOING TO WIN BEST PICTURE I WON'T DO IT!"

Scott

Wasn’t here for a history lesson and that too such an inaccurate one😂

There is a misconception with separating hamas and Palestine. They are one in the same and for good reason. When Israel spent decades destroying all moderate Palestinian parties who would be willing to parley who do you think the people of Palestine will but their hopes of not getting killed to. They will support hamas. I’ll give a personal example my grandfather was a freedom fighter for Kashmir. To me he was a hero who fought for his people to Indians he was a convicted terrorist. I’m not too familiar with American history but from my understanding the revolutionary war was a response to free the American colonies from tyrannical British rule. When an oppressive government rules over you, you do not ask the activists to protest, you ask the men to fight. Israel specifically has brought these wars upon themselves due to decades of killing and persecution they have committed against Christian’s and Muslims in Palestine. Muslims will have respect for Christian’s and Jews as the prophet Moses and Jesus are beloved prophets as well however the global Muslim populous will never accept Israelis anymore because of what they have done to Palestine since 1947. Especially people like me considering this situation far too closely resembles what the Indians did to my homeland Kashmir. Killed raped and imprisoned all who asked for freedom.

Tim rejects Trevor Noah's Rolls; dodges aids, again.

Ben's wife took more blasts than a west bank hospital... so glad he's off the show

he's a comedian and sometimes he pushes the boundaries trying to be funny and it doesn't stick. He didn't mean to offend anyone, he was just trying a joke in a dark times like today. If you like don't like his comedy, then don't follow him. Shut the fuck up and get off his patron you PIG!

Chrissy D says SORRY

Boring ep, I hate it when he says "things are this way, but sometimes they're this way too" over and over 🙄

timmy

Tim, you are so good at giving advice, let me give you some right now, because you had a tone in this episode I had not heard before. You were a little shook. It was obvious. You must have gotten some feedback from people in your life since your original Israel-Hamas take was truly awful. Not even just greusome, which it was, but also just bad intellectually. I know you don't care about that, but was it even that funny? In this episode, you pretended you never said anything like that. You pretended that everything you are criticizing and rightly mocking now, you never said. when you were literally saying exactly those things less than two weeks ago. I listened. You did. It was a horrible take. Maybe you realize that now. I would advise you to make a mea culpa with your fans. You can turn it into a bit, where you make it clear that you realize you made a mistake but defiantly don't make a mea culpa just for spite. Something like that, I don't know. If you can't admit you got that one wrong out of the gate, and if you're gonna pretend you never had the takes you did, I would seriously rather you just go back to defending Hamas.

Scott

From Maine posted up with my guns watching for this guy to stumble into my back yard

I feel like the ultimate game of counterstrike is about to happen

Christian Glen

Persian Muslims aren’t considered Arab

.... I started calling them sand commanches...

Archduke Abino

I'm personally really bothered by your lack of commitment to buying Trevor Noah's truck.

Kilolson

I'm sorry this is happening to you Tim. You're right.

RoutineWarthog

I thought having Kump on every two weeks would last longer 😔

NotGayButYanniCanUseMyMexicanChorizToMakeHisTzatzi

I just bought Trevor Noah’s truck out from under Tim Suck it pig

Nailed it. Perfect answer. I’m Brooklyn based. Friends associates neighbors…. Both sides of the conflict. Sympathetic to whoever I am speak to at that moment.

I hope your paying your producer below minimum wage

Jon

Ur producer needs to shut the fuck up his laughter sounds forced like he’s trying to hard and it’s an awful laugh he really needs to shut the fuck up

Jon

Tim is clowning College kids for saying white men are the problem and are hunting everyone, while he’s talking about a white man in Maine who is a problem and is literally hunting and killing everyone. You can’t make this stuff up folks. This country is so nuts that you are proving the green haired trans person right while making fun of them for being wrong.

M C

Israel gets more land, Europe gets more Arabs. It’s a win win goy.

Salil Al-Sawarim

NYPD chief says "there was no danger to any students" at the Cooper Union pro-Palestine protest, and no students were "barricaded" in the library, despite the frenzy certain pundits tried to whip up on social media, acting like they'd have to go in and rescue the next Anne Frank

Cow Love

Great movie

Christian Glen

It feels like we're living in 'Children of Men' times. There is no hope. We see the cliff edge, we know we're going over it, we're just going through the motions. The motions of course being hatred, violence, and greed. I can't say anything of value will have been lost.

El Barto

Rough episode

Peter

It pains me but honestly Tim you’re not smart enough to talk about politics. You were the smartest guy in the room in Long Island and amongst comedians - demographics that average an 85IQ - filling you with a sense of superiority among your peers giving you a confidence to think you instinct is always correct. You haven’t read a book in 5 years and have become allergic to nuance and scholasticism. At this point, it’s become the same ol drab that every other contrarian midwit shills. Stick to the jokes.

Tim lacks any moral clarity. But that’s his brand.

How have you become such a midwit propagandist

As someone who's been closely following the middle east conflict I can say that Tim has become pretty good at explaining the situation. Well done timmy

Ghislaine

Tim is keeping it fair and balanced for his future Hollywood career!! ….Solid brother

Pickles Magee

The first mayor of Beverly Hills was a scotch Irish Native American vaudeville performer and movie star by the name of WILL ROGERS

Justen Peters

I think people have forgotten that Gaza is a biggest concentration camp in history and this is said by Israeli historians. But this American university or collages with woke liberal agenda are actually fascists and psychopaths. That want to stop freedom of speech and push race divide and conquer tactics. It crazy 🤣

Odysseas Antoniou

Tim is becoming like old man Rogan, just repeating nonsense. The Jewish kids locked themselves in the library because the protest made them feel “unsafe” and triggered. It was a planned protest so I would have just gone home if it was me, or better yet not come to school on that’s date. But that’s not how this current generation of kids operate I guess.

M C

Tim why don't u bring on Jimmy dore or Aron mate or Davis smith. So u understand why Hamas act they why they did.

Odysseas Antoniou

My emails are showing a bunch of responses from the incels. Know that I’ll read just one of them, maybe it’ll be yours. I’m listening to Bill Burr from now on

I relate to my Arab and Jewish friends by only having white catholics as friends.

Cody Lawler

Dave Smith and Scott Horton are the best on this Israel/Palestine issue.

Kent Woods

Greatest ep in recent times

Jishnu Basavaraju

Time to pay your Jews

Josh Bartlett

Thanks for the slop.

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Let's gooooo

Brandon J

“Hamas Appreciation Day” 💀💀💀


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