Bonus #217 - For Your Consideration

“What kind of autism is this!?” 😂

Kip Sparrow

You should've been the host for the daily show.

HummerEV96

She’s been friends with Tim for like 8 years

Not a pretty pal Boi

Random girl and some kid. No thanks ✌️

Dr. Juice

The pro and anti Russia bots are at it big time. Anyone want to bet that after this episode we never hear from Yomo (on behalf of the US deepstate) and Siberian Tigress (on behalf of Russia) ever again in the comments?

Lilith

I wanna turn into a Roomba in your Hampton home after getting married to you Tim Tim. Yes or yes!?!?! Just say yes! I'm part Irish so I just need taters n nicotine and I'll be a good Roomba.

Donovan Collinsworth

It's a bigger crime than lateness, poor audio, and murdering Ben all put together.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I unsubscribed after the fake chewing noises. Sadist.

Paul Bruno

FUCKING EPIC EPISODE. THE VERY BEST!

Barry Quinn

Thank god Ben Avery is podcasting this shit sucks

frank

Wdym

I’m an old tim fan. This shit fell off so hard. Man I miss the good old days. Was my favorite for years. It got old :(

Al

I follow Harry on X and I want to smother him with a sock daily. It’s embarrassing.

Callie franklin

Omg I didn’t even know what this CHIP shit was and let me tell you it has been so much hassle trying to get health insurance for my babies because they keep going back and forth on if we qualify or not and this application is pending with not enough workers to freakin get through all of the applications. And in the meantime we don’t have health insurance and department tells me it could take up to two months like wtf. Dems try to do this shit like they are helping us when really they just make shit more complicated and I’m losing my shit. Biden bros can fuck all off.

Jennifer

Hilarious episode

Thank you and good luck

Anyone else have issues steaming the Hamas pizza episode?

love Jessa reed

Bylat

what we’re the ppls names on this episode i looked up chester reid and nothing comes up

Nathan Smith

that biden retard is the most unsufferable kid on the planet

Nathan Smith

mk ultra kids via adderall!

Joe Boiko

You’re friends are annoying laughing at every single word

My god Tim is on fire on this episode!! 🔥

JD Vance Refrigeration

Biden bros are lucky they're kinda cute

Jan wouter Boers

Oh my god JESSSAAAA

The music zoomers like truly is indicative of their mental retardation. Sexy Red case in point.

Clinton Body Count

Not a great relationship with D’elia I guess lol.

Nancy. Queef.

Jessa Reed is brilliant. More Reed!

Nana. B

Inviting twinks to the Hamptons solely to see them shirtless is peak cum pig behavior.

Come back to miami!

Donnie Dorito

Don't do daily show Tim! You are so much better than all of this muck. They can only benefit from you and they have nothing to add to your talent. You have sky high future, and they are a dying media.

Ant P

Geoff Asmus should host the daily show

Queefs galore

Adelaide cancelled FFS

Brutal.. the pig cancelled perth.. me and 5 other cunts are gutted

Bradley Rylance

Bro. Say green Chile is good and I’ll tweet.

Steven J Blea

Top 5 episodes, laughed for 15 min straight

Cody B

weak episode

timmy

Come to dallas 🐷

You’re the best. Can’t wait for your Toronto show. Please tell me there are tickets left!!

I have a ticket for the Christchurch show 😭

Hey Cum Pig and Pig’s assistant, I know you are foodies. Was wondering if you could put together a list of some of your favorite restaurants in different cities. Would love to check some of them out, esp in LA

Davis

Tim singing sexxyred made my fucking day.

The palpable threat behind, "We'll get REAL liberal..." is pure TJD

DJ Garcia

We should encourage people to drink WITH their parents: nothing is a greater encourager of sobriety

I love how you speak and what you talk about with Jessa. Very cool. Worth the patreon. Thanks!

this is what happens when kids dont do drugs XD

Tyler Manning

Those two little retards really are smackable.

ChopGlockShogun

See you in Perth fat uncle timmy xx

Tim pls make europe tour

L

This was one of the best from timmy

George Soros

Great guests they didn’t talk

MIZ SHEEN

great episode

True but perhaps you're too invested? I had the same problem

Samuel Brister

Was one person giggling in the background not enough? Did we really need two of them?

M C

There is nothing so last year as talking about politics.... what a great way to waste your time. Who am I to tell people how to waste their time... Enjoy brain rot. Right on Tim ... dont let your guests whine about politics!

Jon Udell

Christchurch show canceled!!!😭

Tim would bring life back to television.

Candy Nix

Tim is a real American hero

Dawgz 2024

Tim and Jessa are my two Patreons.

Douglas Scibelli

Yo I was absolutely ripping down the interstate listening to the Macarena saw this and was like “OH SHIT” - I swerved into like 2 lanes almost had a career ending incident lmao

Great episode!

Unwarranted boomer snobbery against blue collar working people was off the chain. Most of my grade school classmates parents basically had working class lifestyles and still held blue collar people in contempt because they were delusional about their place in the world.

Jason

Lake Cuomo

LAUREN LEE

Classic epi

Samuel Chambers

Tanks missiles guns

Samuel Chambers

😂

How Jon Stewart could imo as a 33 yo make fun of beautifully both left and right..Tim you on daily show might resurrect them.

Taylor Soderquist

FYI the Pres/CEO of Paramount looks like the offspring of Alex Jones and Rex Heuermann…

Jenn

Laughed the whole time, love you Tim

James Coulombe

You wouldn’t make it a week on TV. Your Bentley would mysteriously drive into a tree at 180mph leaving only your charred remains. Officially ruled a suicide.

Sandlapper

You shouldn’t have drowned the Biden twins while you had a chance. 😂😂

Cassandra V.

Fuxk yeah! Jessa Reed!

Brian Gibson

Great slop very edible.

You

Daily Show hosted by TD would be hysterical

LI LOUD

Boring ass guests just laughed the whole time just gave me come on and I’ll do that

Halfway thru and already best episode ever. That boy is on 🔥.

ZAC

I love that RFK's voice is now a Tim Dillon thing. 💕💕 Cheryl!!

Man I love Jessa reed. Reached out to her about some attachment questions and she responded back, thoughtfully. 🐷

Draven Cruz

Best episode!

Ken Orluske

Boring guests

Andre Doumad

Tim was COOKING with this one

marceline

With the miracle of genetics and the advent of resurrecting thousands of dead species on the horizon such as dinosaurs, mammoths etc., I can only hope that America will do the right thing and stuff them deep down in the bowels and crevices of the Earth, preferably under some of the more heftier counties and states

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

this dump is rough

Matt Johnson

The choir sounds angelic

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Don’t do it Tim

Billy Boggle

Tim, more people listen to this than watch The Daily Show, is that even still a thing?

Michael

I think Tim should just do blackface and pose as Trevor Noah on the Daily Show

I can't wait to see Tim and Jenner call people faggots on the daily show

Alex Leslie

Late slop & comments say there’s a guest??? Get this pig into the pot!

Ani

Give us our fucking episodes faggot

Jackson

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

The old laugh track duo didn't laugh at EVERYTHING.

Jimbo

Great. More of Dillon's hipster friends giggling. Im done.

Inmate ID# 2904055

Could you imagine Tim Dillon doing a main stream show once a week??!!!! The amount of common sense that would be distributed….. nuts

Jim

Tim Dillon for Daily Show 2024

Steven Cooper