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Bonus #214 - Nobu Feeders

Tim examines new legal action against his favorite LA restaurant, feminism, feederism and Lena Dunham painting him a mural.

Comments

Should've given Ray the money for Lena to paint a mural of Johnny Gosh

Meredith Bezner

Love that Nobu Malibu rant.

HummerEV96

👌👌

Alex M

Monkey pox prob

Mark

Why do you have a boil on your neck?!

Austin Hertell

It's a thing.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I couldn't stop thinking of "Why are you gay?"

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

All the humor is coming from fucking Devan? That tells me all I need to know.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I’m with Tim!!! Have hot women always been this litigious? or is this a recent thing? Jesus you’re hot enjoy winning the lottery without even playing!!

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Picturing the Pig wearing cargo shorts and spilling out of an IRA North Face...

Barry-O

Don’t be scurred

Joseph Irizarry

Tim is so scurred

Joseph Irizarry

LGB

Mike Bresh

million pods out there go find one

Tj Turner

I couldn't get through this.

Lilith

he is a big spender I bet and big tipper so he can probsbly bicth up a storm

Joe Boiko

So this whole episode is the pig trying to e-blackmail his 2nd favorite restaurant into respecting him. I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Big boobs.

We finally find out that Tim’s a good Irish republican! I’ve wondered for years.

Liam

make the patreon #s visible again corporate transparency act. I am apard of the the Us government

Otis Bourdeaux

Ben's podcast is cute, but Jace is annoying and Devan is the only actual comedian. Ben is quirky and kinda interesting, but also kind of repugnant. Their show usually quickly devolves into them just doing South Park accents and giggling nervously

infinite Fibonacci

Is Nobu like a femboy hooters? maybe I could work there

Byzitokone

Russell Brand didn't kill himself!!

Christian Glen

A 38 hour work week? Don’t bring that shitty French work ethic into these sacred comments.

Osama Bin Latinx

Emilia you are a star! I remember now what probably did the trick . I referred to Grimes as “one of Elon Musk’s Heifers”. Apparently it’s against the standards

Jorge Espinha

Unfortunately no. Im at work around kids 38hrs/week and gotta do lotta work outside of work. Plus I like socialising in real life and going out. My pod time is finite jest. Though I suppose i should give Mr. Ben Averys pod a listen eventually, if ppl here like it chances r I will as well

Emilia Tessaro

Don't you have time for all of them?

victor

Did u know Legion of Skanks is a bunch of dudes in black tshirts and Mitch Hedgeberg isnt blind. Never judge a book by its cover (or podcast by title i suppose). But yeah really hope Ben comes on as a guest and he can promote his pod cuz i hope IRL him and Tim still get along and whatever 'feud' exists is just manufactured to drum up dramz

Emilia Tessaro

The Tim dillon show is much better than legion of skanks but much worse than the new Ben Avery show. I am torn because tim makes me laugh but not as much as Ben Avery and legion of skanks helps me sleep

frank

MTV sanctioned an unscripted soap opera with no actors ie. The Real World to circumvent the writers and actors strike before so if ya gonna be a scab Tim, film it and let us view it. Have Lena or a random homeless man paint a mural. Stop being polite and start getting real.

Emilia Tessaro

Women start questioning saying yes to the dress so they measure it using a football field.  That obesity wedding is depressing but also the most romantic thing I ever heard. Julia Roberts movies and blood diamonds got nuthin on forever fat and happy. Feminism is important but feederism really be tappin into female desires

Emilia Tessaro

Et tu Denton?

Jorge Espinha

eat her ass, climb that corporate ladder

Fredo Cuomo

Tim- have you ever seen Sister Mary Explains It All?

Patrick C

Anyone else replay Tim's reaction to the Dr asking the woman "Why are you here?" lmao

Meh

"I've been around big people all my life"

M O

Hey 👋🏼

PammyCakes

Only seeing thanksgiving for Tim Dillon

Tim Scott

Tim cackling >

S

I'll squeeze your dick

DentonVisual

It was because of your face

DentonVisual

https://youtu.be/hm9N3PDCyXU

Pog Daddy

So Tim does have some black fans

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

🥂appreciated with pure class here Jorge

Emilia Tessaro

I just got suspended from Instagram. They don’t like my favorite emoji🤮. At least here I’m hated with class

Jorge Espinha

Tim is in the arena, truly.

defo

Is it though?

Osama Bin Latinx

Come on. .tim needs to be on lemon party podcast tim said ben is his brother forget the beef 🙏

carlos luna

Tim Dillon is my favorite faggot American Irish Catholic… you don’t choose it, it chooses you. But it’s a beautiful thing, truly. Break the sacraments and keep on trucking.

joe

Pay Lena Dunham $3000 to be your feeder for 5 hours. Wheelchair you around as well to Nobu.

Haley Price

Is it a thing to respond to multiple people on a patreon comment section or is this just something you personally do?

Cody Lawler

smh

Marcus Steele

If I'm going to continue paying for Patreon instead of child support, can you post more with videos please.

Pog Daddy

I liked Flemings in Newport Beach and Woodland Hills when I was in Los Angeles flailing around the Comedy scene. Did I say flailing? I meant failing. Good night!

David Eric Ricketts

That was my favourite Patreon episode for a while 👏🏻

rc_xxiii

i thought your book was coming out december now its april 30th? what the fuck is wrong with you tim

Jayson Hatt

Okay - we are not giving her free health care

Mr. Dillon

Nobu menu looks mid

Jenn

Let’s respect the deceased

Jenn

Right, I hear you. So what you're saying is next time just start swinging. Knock the bitch out, tell her this is my sacred body?

DentonVisual

Weird flex

Jenn

Stand up for yourself or work at Applebees, way better HR and half off apps

Jenn

Tim is his own feeder

jake

If everyone thought this way we would have bidenomics for ever

jake

This was mid, bring back Kump for more unhinged conversations !

Ani

Ok tim

Chev

I have to grab your tits every time I go get someone miso soup. Sorry

Samuel Chambers

What happened to women?!?!?!?

Samuel Chambers

Suck a tailpipe nerd

Lance

But its retro, get it?

DentonVisual

I work at chilis as a server and the women are always oogling at me and pinching my ass, but i keep my god damn mount shut because I am a PROFESSIONAL I didn't even say anything when the manager shoved me into that tiny office and pushed my face into her sweaty kitchen line ass and made me grab her non slip shoes BECAUSE IM APPRECIATIVE

DentonVisual

This is to preempt the Ben gays. Fuck Ben. He got too big for his britches. Lemon Party sucks.

Clinton Body Count

Cool. No Presidential candidates this episode. Politics is the past. This is America. Voting is old and boring and it doesn't matter in any way. Also, it's not funny. It's revolting. Seeing these ""'people""" campaign for these lucrative and powerless sinecures makes my fucking gorge rise.

dgitaylor45

Not me

Piotr Dembowy

Great ep. Back to basics, making fun of fat people and a knock off version of the view.

Carson Tank

If not, consider suicide

Tyler

Hey guys. Who’s gay?

Osama Bin Latinx

Tim do you not remember naming an episode the chat - after the the talk?

Hahaha jabooey

I can’t wait for the chemistry between Tim and producer giggles to build to the point where Tim can begin to relentlessly harass and demean him. He must realize his job is never safe and that he can be replaced at the drop of a hat

Collin Hecker

Not "people" --- just some cretin named Peter

infinite Fibonacci

Nice one, Pig

Zachary H

Grow up bitcx

Josh Bartlett

Ben is gay

Josh Bartlett

my saviour 🥹

Dawit Zelleke

Timothy "DILF" Dillon 4 President 2024

Josh Bartlett

Xeets to yeet*

Lance

You're disgusting 🤢

Shane Perreault

Imagine the amount of fucking violent autism you have to get mad over a disembodied occasional giggle. You belong in the cells next to the late Miss Dillon.

Cody Lawler

People are starting to hate the new producer. The cycle of hate continues

Axeking

People act like they've never heard of Hooters.

Melissa Gifford

Sounds like Tim is Hunters feeder with all the frozen yogurt he is buying him.

Emerson Powell

This would have been a good Ben episode. I think Ben is a feeder tbh. Also, $33 is pretty good, istg I will become an auto worker and f*** up their strike. And the writers strike too. Who cares about the writers. Movies have been dogsh*t for 20 years. If Tim's movie gets delayed bc of this I will have a few very choice xeets to yeet out. edit: good call Lance

infinite Fibonacci

Nice portion of slop

Mean Mike

I hope Lena Dunham's intern paints the mural with a sort of Denver airport-esque theme maybe with Tim holding a scimitar for some reason

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Peter Mountjoy

"What happend to women?!?!?"

Dick Olson III

The UAW strike is over the contract that is due to be renegotiated in September. Same reason that WGA is striking.

Alexander Neu

this is patreon

Digitalfent

Barely 8 mins in. Yes. 👏

Dalton Galloway

Feed me Daddy

Neil Osmond

Is this available on Spotify or is Tim not doing that yet?

Adam Osmak

Thank you pig

Stumper

Let the pig perform

Londy

Im sad af I hope this helps 😔

Vicious Teknique

Oink oink

Jacob Hiltz

Dropping content on his honeymoon. THAT'S dedication. Good job pig.

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Daddy tim

Kevin

Feeder

Bret Branon

Frank Drebin


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